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- This episode of the Codpast Podcast is entirely text based. Link to the Codpast Podcast is here: https://anchor.fm/jeff-legally
- 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 #𝟖𝟏: 𝐄𝐧𝐜𝐲𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey gang, it's me, Kerry the
- | Clown here with the first
- | ever text based
- | episode of the Codpast
- | We gotta be quiet though, we're
- | currently at the Library of
- | Alexandria and they don't take
- | too kindly to noise
- | I'm here with Cyborg Soup Carp
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Hey guys its me, texting Cyborg
- | Soup Carp
- | Why are we passing notes to each
- | other when we could just be
- | whispering
- |
- Cory Cod: | Whispering hurts my throat, I’m
- | a cod
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Also joined with us, we got Cory
- | Cod
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Can cods even whisper
- |
- Cory Cod: | Hey it’s me Cory Cod, and cods
- | can indeed whisper it just hurts
- | our vocal cords
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | And last but not least, we got
- | Moby Dick
- |
- Moby Dick: | Hi
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | So guys, lets talk about fish
- |
- Cory Cod: | I got a fish question
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Let's hear it
- |
- Cory Cod: | What is the biggest fish you
- | think could be inside a
- | human without them noticing
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Probably a shark
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Probably the horn shark I put in
- | Carpy Carp
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | No that doesnt count i know
- | about it
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | It's been there for 17 episodes
- |
- Horn Shark: | hey it’s me horn shark honk honk
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Thats why i answered a shark
- |
- Horn Shark: | Then why did you say they
- | wouldn’t notice
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Horn shark, how was it being
- | inside Carpy Carp
- |
- Horn Shark: | The soup is delicious
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | I gotta be honest, these ancient
- | folk must be freaking out
- | watching a soup robot, a
- | sperm whale, a talking
- | Cod, and a clown in a library.
- | Moby Dick, how these people
- | treating you
- |
- Egyptian Man: | hey it’s me, Egyptian Man
- | watch me walk with both my arms
- | at 90 degree angles
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey Egyptian Man, can you stop
- |
- Egyptian Man: | walking like an Egyptian yeah
- | yeah
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | You got any book recommendations
- | What books are you hyped for
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Pyramid book
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Yeah pyramid book is the main
- | one
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | I got this cool ass picture book
- | right here, unfortunately
- | I can't read
- |
- Egyptian Man: | oh I can read that for you
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Don't say ass dude were in the
- | Library of Alexandria
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Im good at getting meanings
- | out of pictures
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Sorry man, we're just
- | passing notes
- |
- Librarian: | Shh
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Egyptians can only read
- | pictures, they can't
- | read text
- |
- Egyptian Man: | it’s true
- | That’s why pyramid book is
- | so big right now
- | It’s just 40 pages of a pyramid
- | in VERY widescreen
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Holy shit man
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Do you guys think we’ll ever see
- | a pyramid in real life
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | I don't think those exist
- | They only exist in the books
- |
- Cory Cod: | the pyramids are 179 kilometers
- | from here
- | it’s me cory cod
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Is this true, egyptian man
- |
- Egyptian Man: | I just checked my phone
- | yeah it’s about 179 km
- | from here
- | it’s me egyptian man
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | How are you getting reception
- |
- Egyptian Man: | What did you think we built
- | those pyramids for
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | What's better, the book or the
- | structure
- | I'm talking about Pyramid Book,
- | of course
- |
- Egyptian Man: | I like the structure because I
- | can download the ebook on
- | my phone using the cellular
- | service from the structure
- |
- Librarian: | Shut the fuck up, this is
- | a library
- | !
- |
- Cory Cod: | We’re writing
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Mr. librarian why did you
- | pass us a note
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Are we writing too loudly
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Arent you allowed to talk
- | This is your domain
- |
- Librarian: | 𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮; 𝓲𝓽’𝓼 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | write in lowercase, it's even
- | more quieter
- |
- Egyptian Man: | It’s me Egyptian man you can’t
- | write cursive in egyptian
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Yeah i just cant PICTURE that
- | Did you like that one
- | Egyptian Man
- |
- Ramses II: | Hey guys it's me,
- | Ramses the Second
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Yeah I liked that one cyborg
- | soup robot from the future
- | with swordfish
- |
- Ramses II: | I'm a mummy guys, someone
- | keeps writing on me though
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Why the fuck are you in
- | this library ramses
- |
- Ramses II: | I gotta get my newspaper
- |
- Cory Cod: | He’s become a book
- |
- Ramses II: | I love solving the
- | sudoku puzzles
- |
- Cory Cod: | Ramses sudoku hasn’t
- | been invented yet
- |
- Ramses II: | Unfortunately the
- | crossword puzzles
- | are super easy
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | I would think that
- | as a mummy you'd read
- | the obituaries.
- | Make you feel less alone
- |
- Ramses II: | I'm reading them and
- | they make me sad.
- | That's why I read
- | Pyramid Book instead
- |
- Cory Cod: | I have a question Ramses
- |
- Ramses II: | Yea what's your question,
- | fish
- |
- Cory Cod: | Ramses if you could be
- | mummified with any fish
- | under your wraps, which
- | fish would you have
- | mummified with you
- |
- Ramses II: | There are multiple
- | types of fish?
- | Fish is bad luck
- | in my culture
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Ramses i have bad news
- | This is a fish podcast
- |
- Ramses II: | In my culture, you guys
- | would be cursed to years
- | of bad luck
- |
- Cory Cod: | Ramses II just can’t believe
- | there’s so many fish in Egypt,
- | he’s still in De Nile
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Well nothing bad has ever
- | happened to anyone on the
- | codpast so i guess your
- | culture sucks
- |
- Cory Cod: | You did get turned into
- | soup wrongfully
- |
- Ramses II: | Speaking of the Nile,
- | there's this fish at the
- | end of the river who
- | eats everyone
- |
- Moby Dick: | Ramses II, why are you
- | so tall?
- |
- Ramses II: | That's because the creators
- | of this conversation needed
- | to put emphasis on me
- |
- End of the Nile | hey it’s me end of the
- Fish: | Nile fish
- |
- Ramses II: | Hey Nile fish
- |
- End of the Nile | Hey it’s me Nile fish
- Fish: | and I have a question
- | for everyone
- |
- Ramses II: | Yea what is it Nile fish
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Is Nile fish different
- | than end of Nile fish?
- |
- End of the Nile | No that’s just my nickname
- Fish: |
- Ramses II: | They're both the same fish,
- | the Nile fish is just
- | really long
- |
- Moby Dick: | I can’t get over how
- | tall Ramses II is
- |
- Ramses II: | My color also contrasts
- | heavily with the library,
- | it's super weird man
- |
- Moby Dick: | Are all pharaohs super
- | tall irl?
- |
- Ramses II: | Hey giant fish creature,
- | why are you grabbing me.
- | White fish creature,
- | stop putting me in
- | your butt
- |
- End of the Nile | oh yeah, my question:
- Fish: | if you went to the end of
- | the Nile and you were
- | to be eaten by me,
- | end of the Nile fish,
- | how would you like to
- | be prepared (eg boiled,
- | grilled, au gratin or
- | a la mode)
- | when I eat you at the
- | end of the Nile
- |
- Ramses II: | Probably dried up
- |
- End of the Nile | Are you Ramses II
- Fish: |
- Ramses II: | Yea it's me,
- | Ramses II
- |
- End of the Nile | ho ho ho it’s
- Fish: | Ramses II
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey guys it's me
- | Kerry the Clown, I
- | just got this note
- | from my man, Jules.
- | I think he's lost or
- | something, we gotta
- | give him some directions
- |
- Jules: | hey it’s me Jules
- | I have a quick question
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Yea what is it
- |
- Jules: | Can you direct me to
- | the library of Alexandria
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Yea, you take a left
- |
- Jules: | oh okay, I’m off then
- | to do nothing of
- | historical importance
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Wait kerry that
- | mightve been a mistake
- | I think that guy
- | gets stabbed
- |
- Akhenetan: | Hey guys it's me
- | Akhenetan,
- | my head is super big
- |
- Aten: | It’s me Aten
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Hi Akhenetan my
- | name is egyptian man
- |
- Aten: | Fetch me a book,
- | humble servant
- |
- Akhenetan: | I'm a mummy by the way.
- | Here is this book,
- | it's called Pyramid Book
- |
- Egyptian Man: | I, egyptian man,
- | highly recommend
- | pyramid book
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | What is it about
- |
- Akhenetan: | I have to go now,
- | the hierarchy of scale
- | is messing up.
- | I'm being abducted
- | by aliens now
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Bye Akhenaten
- |
- Femur Breaker: | *Femur breaking noise*
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Wait A-man you didn't
- | tell me what pyramid
- | book is about
- |
- Aten: | I will go try to save
- | my servant from
- | the aliens
- |
- Ramses II: | Hey guys it's Ramses II,
- | half my body is inside a
- | giant white fish-like
- | creature.
- | My papyrus is of
- | a darker color now
- |
- End of the Nile | ho ho ho
- Fish: |
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey guys I'm reading this
- | instruction book I found
- | in the library, does anyone
- | have any lime?
- |
- End of the Nile | no but I can probably
- Fish: | borrow some from the study
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Thanks Nile Fish
- |
- End of the Nile | no problem
- Fish: |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | No i dropped my limes,
- | ill pick up lime for you
- |
- Ramses II: | *Exits butthole*
- |
- Cory Cod: | cyborg soup carp that was
- | a garbage tier joke and
- | you should feel worse
- | because you had the time
- | when writing it
- | to stop yourself and
- | yet you didnt
- |
- Archimedes: | Yo yo yo, it's me,
- | Archimedes
- |
- Moby Dick: | Ramses II why are you
- | always face sideways
- | from your body?
- |
- Archimedes: | Check out my new invention
- |
- Cory Cod: | hey it’s me Cory Cod
- | can I ride up the screw
- |
- Archimedes: | Yea sure
- |
- Cory Cod: | wahoo
- | I’m dizzy now
- |
- Archimedes: | Guys, check out this
- | parabola.
- | I bet you guys can't find
- | the area under it hehehe
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Parabola?
- | Sounds like what mario
- | would say if he found
- | 2 bowls
- |
- Archimedes: | Who is Mario
- |
- Cory Cod: | why would he say para
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Pair a’
- |
- Cory Cod: | Goddamnit
- | pair a bowl a
- |
- Archimedes: | Who the fuck is Mario
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Mario is an italian plumber
- |
- Mario: | Wahoo it’s me Mario I’m
- | still alive
- |
- Moby Dick: | Ex carpenter
- |
- Archimedes: | Hi mario
- |
- Mario: | I haven’t been killed
- | intergalactically yet.
- | I sure hope that
- | never happens
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Mario why would the
- | intergalactic government
- | attack you
- |
- Mario: | It’s-a me, Mario!
- |
- Pokey: | Hey it's me, Pokey,
- | that Mario enemy that
- | is just a bunch of balls
- | stacked on top of
- | each other
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | I hate you so much pokey.
- | How are you even
- | passing notes you're
- | a wannabe caterpillar
- |
- Mario: | Pokey I’m gonna punch
- | your balls out
- |
- Pokey: | No don't do that
- |
- Mario's Fist: | *PUNCH*
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey guys it's me
- | Kerry the Clown and
- | Pokey is dead
- |
- Moby Dick: | *trips over balls*
- |
- Mario: | no he’s not I just
- | got one out of his
- | five segments.
- | you have to punch
- | them one at a time
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | How did his punch make
- | the sound “punch”
- | Punch isn't onomatopoeia
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | He couldn't make the
- | sound, he had to pass
- | a note that said it.
- | We're in a library
- | remember
- |
- Mario: | he still has four
- | segments left
- |
- Pokey: | Hey it's me Pokey,
- | ouch!
- | I thought I would
- | trick you guys!
- |
- Mario: | Back-a for more, eh?
- |
- Mario's Fist: | *PUNCH*
- |
- Mario: | 3 to go
- |
- Pokey: | stop it
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Are we really gonna
- | do this 3 times
- |
- Mario: | no, it’ll be five times
- | total but three more
- | times from here
- |
- Mario's Fist: | *PUNCH*
- |
- Pokey: | ow
- |
- Mario's Fist: | *PUNCH*
- |
- Pokey: | oof owie
- | this is my last ball.
- | if you punch me i
- | die for real!
- |
- Mario: | promise-a to leave her
- | and never come back
- | and I will leave
- | you be
- |
- Pokey: | ok
- |
- Mario's Fist: | *PUNCH-A*
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Isnt that a war crime,
- | he surrendered
- |
- Mario: | that is an example of
- | why intergalactic
- | police may have a
- | bone to pick with me
- |
- Ramses II: | Hey guys it's me
- | Ramses II and
- | Pokey is dead
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Ramses II died?
- |
- Ramses II: | I am not dead,
- | we have no
- | punctuation in my land
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | You just used a comma
- | Ramses II
- |
- Cory Cod: | yeah that scans
- |
- Ramses II: | *You just used a
- | comma, Ramses II
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Youre right im sorry
- |
- Moby Dick: | * *You just used
- | a comma, Ramses II.
- |
- Cory Cod: | hey it’s me,
- | Cory cod and I
- | have something to say
- |
- Ramses II: | Yea what is it fish
- |
- Cory Cod: | PENIS COCK
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | No moby dick i dont
- | have periods im a
- | male soup robot
- |
- Ramses II: | I must leave now,
- | I am being abducted
- | by aliens
- |
- Cory Cod: | Bye Ramses II
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | But i thought the
- | hierarchy of scale
- | was balanced with
- | just ramses II
- |
- Cory Cod: | I feel like moby dick’s
- | size and power make
- | it still work
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | It's me Kerry the
- | Clown, bye Ramses II
- |
- Femur Breaker: | *Femur breaking noise*
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | What still works
- | What is the it
- |
- Cory Cod: | He’s big and politically
- | powerful to boot, the
- | hierarchy of scale stands
- |
- Moby Dick: | I’m big
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Yo, my man Jules sent
- | me a message
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Big chungus
- |
- Cory Cod: | Was Big Chungus
- | the message
- |
- Archimedes: | I am Archimedes,
- | and that is
- | smart af!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Archimedes made
- | the abacus
- |
- Cory Cod: | Very good,
- | cyborg soup carp!
- | Archimedes did make
- | the abacus!
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Hey guys it's me Kerry
- | the Clown and no!
- | Big Chungus was not
- | the message Jules
- | sent me!
- |
- Cory Cod: | What message did Jules
- | send you, if not
- | Big Chungus
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | What could be
- | more important
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | He said he'd be
- | here soon!
- | He's near the jungle!
- |
- Cory Cod: | How did he get that
- | note to you
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Why is there a jungle
- | near the library
- | of alexandria
- |
- Moby Dick: | Where can I buy
- | an abacus?
- | Amazon?
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Does anyone have any
- | pine resin?
- |
- Moby Dick: | I have resin
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Yeah but its
- | mine resin
- |
- Moby Dick: | no it’s mine
- | Hands off, bitch
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | There's no I in
- | pine resin, Carpy!
- |
- Mario: | Its-a me, Mario!
- | I have assorted
- | resins in my
- | overalls!
- | You said you needed
- | pine resin?
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Yea I need some pine
- | resin, it's detailed
- | in my instruction
- | book!
- |
- Mario: | Here’s a warm handful
- |
- Moby Dick: | Is that poop?
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | This...
- | this isn't resin.
- |
- Archimedes: | Hey guys, it's me
- | Archimedes.
- | Mario poop-a
- | his pants!
- |
- Mario: | oh no the pine resin
- | was too brown and
- | sticky it’s glued my
- | hand to Kerry’s hand
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | It's me Kerry,
- | aren't you wearing gloves,
- | Mario.
- | I am also wearing gloves
- |
- Mario: | I don’t see how
- | that’s relevant
- |
- Moby Dick: | I heard pee is a
- | great solvent.
- | Can someone call
- | R Kelly?
- |
- Archimedes: | It's me Archimedes!
- | Pee pee, poo poo!
- | Like they say in
- | the Odyssey!
- |
- Mario: | I have a urine belt
- | what flavor do
- | you want
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Archimedes, please leave.
- |
- Archimedes: | It's me Archimedes!
- | I gotta get abducted
- | by aliens now!
- |
- Cory Cod: | Bye Archimedes
- |
- Tibia Breaker: | *tibia breaking noise*
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Wait archimedes you
- | invented the abacus
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | That's right
- | Carpy Carp!
- |
- Cory Cod: | wow that sounded nearlyl
- | as mechanical as the
- | femur breaker but
- | notably less painful.
- | why do you guys think
- | he got a less severe
- | punishment
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Probably because he
- | invented something
- | but i cant remember
- | what
- |
- Cory Cod: | actually I have a
- | fish question
- | related to that.
- | how many generic fish
- | do you think represent
- | the difference in pain
- | between getting your
- | tibias broken and
- | getting your
- | femurs broken
- |
- Moby Dick: | 5
- |
- Cory Cod: | to clarify, how many
- | generic fish would you
- | have to receive to choose
- | getting your femurs
- | broken over getting your
- | tibias broken, but if
- | you get your tibias
- | broken you don’t
- | get any generic fish
- |
- Moby Dick: | 6
- |
- Cory Cod: | explain why
- |
- Moby Dick: | It’s one more than 5
- |
- Cory Cod: | wait moby dick do
- | you even have
- | either of those
- | bones
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | What if i just got
- | neither broken.
- | What if i dodged.
- | Would i still get
- | generic fish
- |
- Moby Dick: | That’s not the
- | fucking question
- |
- Cory Cod: | that is not an option
- | you’re already strapped
- | into the leg bone
- | breaker they just have
- | to choose which setting
- | to turn the dial to
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | My man Jules is
- | coming in 5
- | minutes! I'm gonna
- | get all the
- | soldiers of thee
- | library to help me
- | plan a surprise
- | greeting!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Oh then id say 3
- |
- Cory Cod: | Explain why
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | One for security,
- | one for food, and
- | one for beaconing
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Are you guys fucking insane?
- | It would only take
- | three fish to make
- | you switch to the femur?
- | What the hell????
- |
- Cory Cod: | Yeah what would
- | you need more
- | than three fish for
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Well maybe if
- | i had security
- | food and beaconing
- |
- Moby Dick: | I said 6
- |
- Cory Cod: | Moby dick is big
- | so he needs two
- | fish for food,
- | two fish for beaconing,
- | and two fish
- | for security
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Why does moby dick
- | need security.
- | Hes moby dick
- |
- Moby Dick: | I’m not that big, bro
- | I’ll take 2 fish
- | How about that
- |
- Cory Cod: | not normally but
- | the hierarchy of
- | scale makes you immense
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Guys!
- | I'm almost done
- | with my recipe!
- | Not sure if I did
- | it well since the
- | instruction book is in
- | a different language
- | but all I need is
- | some calcium phosphide!
- |
- Mario: | It’s-a me, Mario!
- | I have some
- | calcium phosphide
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Thank you Mario!
- |
- Mario: | No problem!
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Guys, Jules is here!
- | I gotta light the
- | fireworks!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Wait a minute
- | what is this
- | recipe for.
- | Didnt something bad
- | happen to the
- | library of Alexandria,
- | like a flood
- | or something.
- | Are you making water
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | I don't know!
- | The other pages
- | are on fire!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Well maybe the
- | flood will put
- | out the fire
- |
- Mario: | This recipe is how
- | I make fire flowers
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Jules don't come
- | in now!
- | The library is on fire!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Its okay he gets
- | stabbed anyways
- |
- Moby Dick: | I’ll try to blow
- | out the flame
- |
- Fire: | *Spreads*
- |
- Cory Cod: | the notes are burning
- | up too fast he won’t
- | be able to read them
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | What do you mean?
- | Jules doesn't get
- | stabbed?
- | Is he famous or something?
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | My bad i was thinking
- | of lincoln again
- |
- Cory Cod: | yeah I understand
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Oh shit!
- | Now I'm thinking
- | of Lincoln!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Why is that an
- | oh shit moment.
- | Its just lincoln
- |
- Cory Cod: | Lincoln will be
- | on the penny
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Bazinga
- |
- Jules: | Hey guys it's me Jules!
- | Thanks for the tip!
- |
- Moby Dick: | Fourscore and seven years
- | ago our fathers brought
- | forth, on this continent,
- | a new nation, conceived in
- | liberty, and dedicated
- | to the proposition that
- | all men are created
- | equal. Now we are
- | engaged in a great
- | civil war, testing
- | whether that nation, or
- | any nation so conceived,
- | and so dedicated,
- | can long endure.
- | We are met on a great
- | battle-field of that war.
- | We have come to dedicate
- | a portion of that field,
- | as a final resting-place
- | for those who here gave
- | their lives, that that
- | nation might live.
- | It is altogether fitting
- | and proper that we
- | should do this. But, in
- | a larger sense, we
- | cannot dedicate, we
- | cannot consecrate—we
- | cannot hallow—this ground.
- | The brave men, living
- | and dead, who struggled
- | here, have consecrated it
- | far above our poor power
- | to add or detract.
- | The world will little note,
- | nor long remember what we
- | say here, but it can never
- | forget what they
- | did here. It is for
- | us the living, rather,
- | to be dedicated here
- | to the unfinished work
- | which they who fought here
- | have thus far so nobly
- | advanced. It is rather for
- | us to be here dedicated
- | to the great task
- | remaining before us—that
- | from these honored dead
- | we take increased devotion
- | to that cause for which
- | they here gave the last
- | full measure of devotion—that
- | we here highly resolve
- | that these dead shall
- | not have died in
- | vain—that this nation,
- | under God,
- | shall have a new birth
- | of freedom,
- | and that government of the
- | people, by the people,
- | for the people, shall
- | not perish from the earth.
- |
- | You got me doing it too
- |
- Egyptian Man: | Oh no the pyramid book
- | section is on fire,
- | that’s me (egyptian man)
- | favorite book
- |
- Moby Dick: | Lincoln was my best student
- |
- Jules: | Well I think we're
- | good here, men!
- | I gotta thank you Kerry!
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | Man that sure looks
- | like an important
- | speech moby dick,
- | too bad the fire got it
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Guys there are people
- | opening their mouths
- | upstairs and they
- | seem really scared!
- | They don't seem to
- | be making any noise
- | though
- |
- Cyborg Soup Carp: | They're probably going
- | “oooooo”
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | They're just passing
- | notes that say
- | "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
- |
- Cory Cod: | I’m just happy I
- | don’t have to write
- | anymore the way I
- | have to keep my arms
- | means that I literally
- | cannot look at paper
- | when I write on it
- |
- Mario: | Man those columns
- | are turning into
- | columns of fire
- |
- Kerry the Clown: | Oh no, there are
- | spinning bits of fire!
- |
- Mario: | Mamma mia,
- | that’s a spicy
- | library-a!
- |
- Fin.
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