DarkBaron: I asked how she liked the class, and she asked my major, told me her PhD, her major, and compared math to economics. I introduced myself right before class, and left it at that.
DarkBaron: I have 5 days to construct a way to follow up on Wednesday.
altspacen: Class is held how often?
DarkBaron: MWF
DarkBaron: She looks way too hot to be a PhD, let alone into math. She looks like she belongs in a sorority.
Spaghedeity: Is that some kind of code for a three-way?
Spaghedeity: She sounds like a real freak
boombayadda: is this the blind leading the blind or what
Spaghedeity: boom, more like the blind leading the Hellen Keller
boombayadda: if she had a boner
altspacen: How are classes set up up there? I only attended college for a semester and it was ~20 to a class.
Spaghedeity: Yes
DarkBaron: does it matter? we sit in the front.
boombayadda: **** this ninja painting bullshit
Spaghedeity: That game sucks
Spaghedeity: But is really easy
altspacen: So she's there to learn
DarkBaron: I gathered that from the PhD
boombayadda: i'm impatient
DarkBaron: And that we didn't talk during class.
altspacen: Get her before or after class to talk to her?
altspacen: I'm assuming afterwards.
DarkBaron: What?
boombayadda: also **** the cute bullshit versions of ninjas pirates zombies and vampires
altspacen: Did you speak to her prior to class or when it was done?
DarkBaron: ...before
boombayadda: i'm so goddamn sick of cute
altspacen: She single?
DarkBaron: ****ed if I know.
Spaghedeity: Guess you better cut your face off then before you look in the mirror
altspacen: Well you'll find out Wednesday!
boombayadda: vitalago is taking care of that for me
DarkBaron: Yeah, I know to ask if she's single.
altspacen: Open up asking her about the holiday weekend
boombayadda: Vitiligo*
DarkBaron: I'm wondering what to do /after/ that.
Spaghedeity: I'm gonna take a shower
Spaghedeity: Man
boombayadda: db - put dicks in her
Spaghedeity: Why did beanbag chairs ever go out of style?
altspacen: Let her bring it up if she's seeing someone, its up to her whether or not she wants to disclose that, she could find you interesting even though she's not
boombayadda: magazine fascists
Spaghedeity: I'm really considering buying one on amazon
altspacen: Spag - Lovesac. Its amazing. Going to buy another one
boombayadda: dude if she's a nerd genious be direct
DarkBaron: So what are you saying?
Spaghedeity: Lovesac?
boombayadda: genius*
altspacen: spag - thats the manufacturer of the beanbag thing i have, I'll sleep on it sometimes
Spaghedeity: I am not spending $200 on a seat
boombayadda: ask her if she's single outright and then tell her you're asking because you want to get a drink and yes, it's a date
altspacen: DB - I'm saying when you see her Wednesday, ask her how her weekend went.
Spaghedeity: I'll get a regular beanbag chair for $25
DarkBaron: I gathered that.
DarkBaron: I know how to do that.
DarkBaron: What I don't know, is how to get with her.
boombayadda: you can't bullshit her, she'll kill you
Spaghedeity: Cheapest one is $200 and isn't eligible for free shipping
Spaghedeity: Not happening
boombayadda: i'm telling you right now how
DarkBaron: I like your method.
altspacen: Once you have her engaged in conversation, you can either talk about the course. Go for the study partner "I need help" routine
DarkBaron: ...
boombayadda: if you respect her at all, don't game
DarkBaron: You're fired, alt.
Spaghedeity: Oh god, there's one that looks like a Simon game
altspacen: Thanks DB
Spaghedeity: Me gusta
Spaghedeity: Now, alt, we can talk about beanbag chairs
DarkBaron: Kinda don't wanna have that awkward stuff before class.
DarkBaron: Ask if she's single and stuff, then sit in a lecture hall?
boombayadda: be direct and real and not too damn eager and you'll be fine
Spaghedeity: Should I go with a regular one, or just go all-out and buy the ugliest one I can find?
Spaghedeity: Baron, don't ask her if she's single
boombayadda: before class and then sit together for an hour.
DarkBaron: Not too eager as...?
altspacen: You don't ask her if she's single, it will be awkward if she isn't.
Spaghedeity: Just ask if she wants to go out for drinks
DarkBaron: Alright. See, this is why I asked.
Spaghedeity: If you just say drinks, she'll tell you if she's dating someone
Spaghedeity: Probably
boombayadda: as what I just said, talk to her like a normal person and then ask her when it's not akward or potentially awkward
DarkBaron: After class
boombayadda: normal people can also do this over the phone
DarkBaron: Oh so get her number first?
DarkBaron: Then do the 3 day rule, which is incidentally the weekend?
altspacen: Get her number after class when you 2 depart
Spaghedeity: No
Spaghedeity: Ask her for drinks first
boombayadda: if you want, but not ten minutes before a two hour lecture, that's gay
DarkBaron: I meant before asking for drinks. I'm not doing this stuff before lecture.
DarkBaron: That's awkward as shit.
boombayadda: so yes, ask if she's single, tell her why, ask herr out, get her number, in that order
Spaghedeity: Don't ask for her number straight away
boombayadda: because now you have plans. or not
Spaghedeity: You have to do at least a little socializing first
DarkBaron: Well yeah
Spaghedeity: If she says yes to drinks, either come up with a plan and then ask for her number after your date, or ask for her number so you can make plans
boombayadda: no bullshit, do you want to go out, yes? ok great, what's your number
boombayadda: i'll call you later tonight
DarkBaron: So don't ask if she's single?
Spaghedeity: Don't ask if she's single
Spaghedeity: At least not right away
boombayadda: first
boombayadda: ask first
boombayadda: otherwise you're friendzoned
Zapatista626: Hay
DarkBaron: Oh yeah
boombayadda: i shit you not if she thinks your intentions are to get to know her as a friend and isn't completely aware of your (boning her) intentions she'll friendzone you and let you puppy dog her ass
DarkBaron: If it's Friday it makes for a good right away invite for a date. If it's wednesday I still have time on my side.
Spaghedeity: "Want it delivered Thursday, September 8? Order it in the next 90 hours and 44 minutes, and choose Standard Shipping at checkout. Details"
Spaghedeity: Not sure how this works...
boombayadda: if it's wednesday you also have a perfect escape and have given her an out
DarkBaron: What do you mean?
Spaghedeity: Don't give her an out
Spaghedeity: Make her be direct about it
boombayadda: if you say, let's go out friday so i can potentially **** your weekend up
boombayadda: that's not ok.
DarkBaron: Not following
Zapatista626: **** you guise
Spaghedeity: He means "Give her warning so she doesn't make plans"
boombayadda: if you ask in the afternoon and then go out that night she get's to say - ok i have shit to do tomorrow, i'm goin home, or i have shit to do, i'm gonna be tired after we ****
boombayadda: fridday is a pressure night, don't do friday
DarkBaron: So Wednesday it is.
altspacen: DB
boombayadda: wednesday is awesome, thursday is better
altspacen: e-mail
boombayadda: and if you email herr you'll delete a thousand times and end up with "Ok, cya then ;)"
boombayadda: gay, use the phone or use your face
Zapatista626: what is the best game on kongregate right now?
Zapatista626: I need to make a decision
boombayadda: never facebook, ever
DarkBaron: Got it
altspacen: Zapista - idle
DarkBaron: Okay, so when I do this thing, should I ask her out to drinks immediately after class over the weekend?
DarkBaron: Like
Zapatista626: Nah I wanna play a real game right now
DarkBaron: Actually that sounds gay
Zapatista626: I'm high.
DarkBaron: Or not
DarkBaron: Like
DarkBaron: "Wanna grab a few drinks this weekend?"
Zapatista626: And I usually come on chat first to find out from thee people themselves what game is good
Zapatista626: Because they all look gay
Zapatista626: I need user reviews
DarkBaron: No wait that
DarkBaron: is a question
boombayadda: ya like it's wednesday right now. so single? go out? number? ...time passes... want to go to "area bar" accept or postpone
DarkBaron: "You're kinda cool. Let's go out for drinks this weekend."
Zapatista626: ****ing turds
DarkBaron: When do I ask her to the bar?
Spaghedeity: Jesus what the ****
DarkBaron: Thursday? Wednesday night?
boombayadda: zap, one sec, db is going to talk to a girl
Spaghedeity: Do they not make beanbag chairs for adults or something?
altspacen: Amazon chairs are kinda meh. Had 2 of them. They were okay.
Zapatista626: I can wait.
altspacen: The single seater black ones.
boombayadda: DB - you can literally say ...after the single shit..."Do you feel like getting a drink someplace tonight?"
boombayadda: you don't have to qualify that shit with "because i like you and you are neat"
Zapatista626: DB is finally getting pussy.
Zapatista626: Wooh!
Spaghedeity: He isn't
DarkBaron: Just finally trying to.
Spaghedeity: ****ing hell
Spaghedeity: $324
DarkBaron: The thing is, I live right next to bars too.
DarkBaron: So, we could grab eats, order a beer...and...do what?
Spaghedeity: Get drunk and talk
boombayadda: and hang out mother****er
Spaghedeity: Or go to a club and dance instead of talk
Spaghedeity: But you're short and white so I don't recommend that
DarkBaron: I'd need to get drunk.
Spaghedeity: Don't get too drunk though
DarkBaron: I've commanded a dance floor before.
boombayadda: this is why during the week, she can bail whenever or stay out
boombayadda: the weekend is a trap, people have friends
DarkBaron: Well we also have classes, you know?
boombayadda: this is what i'm saying, you can go for like half an hour and then both rationally and adultly agree to do it again on a different night
boombayadda: so many outs during the week. so many variables for picking up where you leave off
boombayadda: or ultimatelyy hating each other in a loveless marriage for 18 years
Spaghedeity: Also since you live so close to bars, if you hit it off well she might get wasted and need to stay at your place
boombayadda: ...but i'm ahead of myself, she still needs to be single
DarkBaron: I do have condoms.
Spaghedeity: So just let her sleep on your bed, assuming it's not covered with jizz stains
DarkBaron: True true.
DarkBaron: I don't fap on my bed.
Spaghedeity: But don't try to bang her if this is the case, unless she demands it
Spaghedeity: Then it becomes a one-night stand
DarkBaron: Yeah I kinda gotta stil lsee her in class.
DarkBaron: It's easy to friend zone with that stuff, isn't it?
boombayadda: my point is you give her something with a very, very short con list 1. you're buying the first round 2. it's close by 3. she can leave at any time because you "have class"
DarkBaron: Oh
DarkBaron: And I could do the same
boombayadda: you absolutely have to make it clear that you're not interested in friendzone, it is a cell at Arkham
DarkBaron: Which incidentally may be an inhibiting factor.
boombayadda: dude, i was friendzone with 8 strippers in my 20's
DarkBaron: ...
boombayadda: all my friends were strippers
DarkBaron: lol
DarkBaron: My balls feel for you... no homo.
boombayadda: it makes you totallly awesome to have 8 stripper friends because other chicks want to know what's up...but still
Spaghedeity: They were saving you from yourself, boom
boombayadda: probably