Buy a Toyota Tacoma

I love Toyota Tacomas,
They are pretty sweet.
I love Toyota Tacoma,
They are wonderful to eat.
I love Toyota Tacomas,
I don't know what rhymes with sweet.
I love Toyota Tacomas,
and I love whole wheat.

Toyota Tacomas, a chariot by Ulysses
Slaughtered Hector highhandedly in a duel.
Toyota Tacomas, made of glistening metals
Wheels of snakeskin roll over the meaty plains
When lo', upon yonder vale a Honda Acura
Driven by Aeneas himself, oh woe to us
It was then that retirement seemed more ideal
For exhaust pipes provide wonderful orifices
To ejaculate your desires and dreams into

Toyota Tacoma
Then I crashed it
I fucked it all up
Now I just use it for spare parts
Everyone is mocking me
I should have bought a Hyundai
The car refuses to talk to me
Maybe because I raped it too hard

Toyota Tacoma
Only a sparse warrior, who detached too far
Yet lost its micro-atoms;
Only to be disassembled and inviolate,
Transcend the normalized shell
And mechanized constructs
To reach a refined era
Anew and aground from yonder existence,
Constructed to crush your foes;
Of a foolish headstrong rhino,
Maiden fair upon a well,
And the dying child.