Original Fluff

>The year is 2028
>Government genetics have advanced to the point where it is possible to create a "designer" organism by splicing the genes of different preexisting species
>A hot-button in the upcoming presidential race is the right of scientists to "play god"
>One of the lead scientists on the splicing project is a former member of the now defunct terror website known as, "4chan.org"
>Unbeknownst to everyone, he also parttook in a passing fad in which grown men idolized a children-geared television show titled, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
>The memes and inside-jokes of this subculture have, for the mostpart, been forgotten by humanity
>This long-lost, "brony", however, refuses to let this opportunity go to waste
>One night, he sneaks into the lab under the darkness' cloak
>He successfully fertilizes an embryo, splicing the genes of a pot-bellied pig, a horse, and an already-spliced designer animal, dubbed a "failiure", known as Z-71. Z-71 is, essentially, a very furry mouse who's hair has the consistency of marshmallow fluff.
>For half a week, the doctor keeps watch on the incubator where the fluffy foals rest, hiding it in an empty storage locker

>The doctor is caught by one of his colleagues
>despite his best efforts to explain, the scientist's secret project is rejected by his friend, and he leaves to tell the authorities
>For the next half-week, the scientist is holed up in the lab, with nothing but an emergency pistol, keeping the local authorities and, eventually, military guards, from getting to "his babehs"
>All the while, the fluffy foals' fate becomes THE conversation topic all over the country
>The American people don't even know what they are yet, only they they are called, "fluffies", due to an audio-tape of the scientist mindlessly yelling that word becoming a viral video
>Newspapers read, "WHAT WILL BECOME OF BABY FLUFFY?"
>Fox news claims them to be an abomination, Bill O'Reiley raving that they are, "an affront to christianity", along with any other designer organisms
>NPR goes on about saving them
>4chan.org is revived on the basis of Anonymous' final "raid", "Operation: Free Fluff"
>After another three days, the fluffy foals come to term
>The incubator explodes in a burst of flames, killing the scientist; a regular "Dr. Frankenstein"

>out of the research facility emerge three baby fluffy ponies; one red, male pegasus, one blue, female unicorn, and one green, female earth pony
>The military troops, despite being ordered to shoot the unauthorized organisms on-sight, can't bring themselves to pull the trigger
>The fluffies enjoy their hugs from every single soldier, each one becoming an "honorary daddy"
>A picture is take, in "Hellboy" fashion
>The fluffies eventually wind up on the president's desk
>They are held in a government prison, to rot
>However, the fluffies manage to give each other "special huggies" through the bars and eventually overpopulate the prison
>Deeming the fluffies, "Harmless", the president decides to release the fluffy ponies into the country, now totaling at 486.
>After only nine weeks, there is a fluffy pony in every home in America
>They become the new hip thing, along the lines of Furbee or LCD watches
>Fluffy ponies define an american generation