Konna Hazu ja Nakatta!! [Typeset]

Konna Hazu ja Nakatta Translation
From http://exhentai.org/g/824094/e43f28a096/

>Eh, write a letter for that shitty Admiral?
>That's right~a letter for massa
>Akebono, want to write a letter too?
>Don't want to.
>[Ehhhhh, Akebono...]
>Why must you guys write a letter in the first place?
>Isn't it easier to convey the words we can't say face to face in letter form?
>[I want to stick a lot of stickers on]
>Plus, tomorrow is Father's day.
>Think about it, the Admiral's...

>Basically a father to us.
>...I don't want to.
>We are the ones fighting by that shitty Admiral's shitty orders.
>I don't want to go around playing house.
>Ah!  I forgot!  We have an expedition today!
>Oboro, Ushio, hurry up and get ready!

>Awwww shit nigga, Tenrizzle's gon' whoop our asses!
>Well fuck, man, we gotta expedition.  Akebono, deliver those letters for us aiiiight?  You bein the secretary ship and shit.
>[We outta this joint~~]

>[Akebono's letter]

>Father's day, evening, the Admiral's Office
>[If we keep on going from here, we'll run into their supply fleets.....]
>[No, there's no guarantee we'll go south]

>[Well at this rate, he won't read it right away.]
 >[I don't even want him to read it right away anyway.  Mine isn't even a Father's day card.]
 >[That's right, it's a letter of appeal!]
>It's about time I head back.
>Thanks for your work. I'm sorry for not really getting to socialize with you much today.
>Hmph, socializing with you would just piss me off anyway.

>The Fleet has returned!
>W-what is it...
>If you're just reporting the expedition results, wouldn't it be fine just to send Tenryuu?  >What, that's obvious....
>Ah!
>I can't believe you, Admiral!  You still haven't read their letters?!
>W-well, today was very busy, so...

>O-oh yeah, I have to head to the factory and inspect the results of our equipment development.
>Ah, no running away!
>Pardon!  I had a few questions about Yamashiro's Kai II
>Ah!
>Uwah
>Be careful, Onee-sama!
>H-huh...I can't go in....
>At this rate it's going to be a while before anyone can go back out.

>[sigh]....well, I get it.  I'll read them then.
>Hmph, making such an irritated expression.
>I'll read it for you, Admiral, while you work.
>You guys are all for it too, right?
 >[that envelope is!  ...ruh roh!]

>G-given that things are so busy right now, couldn't you read the letter later?
>Given the effort put into those letters, isn't it kind of cruel not to read it now?
>Plus it's not like you helped as the secretary ship, so let me read it.
>B-but....
>Ara, that's not alright Akebono~
>Trying to stop Tenryuu
>Well then, I'll begin...

>(Akebono) Ah, a gap...!
>At least....I can escape from there...!
>HEY!  Admiral!  I won't condone any LOVE LETTERs!  Eh, what, I can't go in...
>Dear admiral
>(note: these are all just parts of the letter, so they're meant to be disjointed.) [When I first saw you]
[pretty unreliable]
[But]
[completed several]
[accomplishments to the present]
[rely on]

>[The first time I saw you, I honestly thought you looked like a completely unreliable admiral.]
>[But since you have completed several difficult tasks and accumulated multiple accomplishments to the present day without my assistance, I am willing to concede the Admiral's efforts.]
>I'm kind of embarassed.
>But isn't the person who wrote this a little full of herself?

>[We the are weapons known as shipgirls.]
>hangar?
>[In this form, we have our own thoughts and feelings, and this has sometimes led us into conflicts with the Admiral.]
>[And yet, even so, each of us also wants to continue to rely on the Admiral.]
>[If the admiral were to collapse, we would all be very worried.  So please take care of your body.]

>Lastly, recently those in the Carrier and Battleships divisions have been saying the naval district is too crowded.  It's about time we expand the docks.
 >Mm, I'll consider it.
>Huh, this letter doesn't have a signatory!
 >Did Ushio write it?
>It wasn't me...
>Then was it Sazanami?
>Not me~!
>Then it's...

>I know, the person who wrote it must have been Tenryuu!
>Eh?!  It's not me!
>Ara, tenryuu, is it true?
>Tenryuu really loves playing pranks, huh~ and Tatsuta, please don't bully her.
>I told you it's not....ahhhh, I'm not reading them any more!
>[are you alright?]
>I,it seems like I'm saved...

>Two days later
>Ah, Akebono!
>Regarding the dock expansion you were telling me about, I've spoken to Akashi about it.
>You're finally doing it?  So slow!
>....Eh?

>[Akebono's MVP line's "this shitty admiral!" sounds nice, no matter when you hear it.]
>[also I'm pretty happy with the scene on page 14 and 15 in which the Admiral wants to lift Shoukaku's skirt and ends up being attacked by (note: the chinese says Akebono, but it's clearly Zuikaku) Zuikaku wwwwwwww]

>[next up is a story starring RJ.  It's a different topic this time around, christmas.  Christmas RJ is so cute...and it's pretty nice to just draw like this.  Since i suddenly drew a lot, I've been talking a lot too.  Hope everyone enjoys it.]
>(stuff underneath is the Chinese Translator's stuff.)

>[Ohhh!]
>This kind of job seems like it'd suit me!
>The budget's been a little tight at the naval district recently.  Maybe I can do my share!
>[RJ, off to work!]

>Employment day, meeting place
>Hi everyone~ I'm RJ, the new work recruit.
>Ahh, RJ, you came after all!
>Ehh?  You're here too?
>Atago will be helping us out as well.
>[I'm in your care~]
>Whatever, more people means less work.
>So, so, am I supposed to be Santa Claus?
>Eh?
>Sorry, I've already asked Atago to be Santa Claus.
>Eh?!  But I'm wearing all ready, aren't I better suited to be Santa?
>But, due to cultural differences there are Santas that wear clothes with my color as well~

>Plus Atago has a little more...girth than RJ, so she seems a little more like Santa.
>Really now, Admiral.
>Owowow....
>[Hoho....... I get it....]
>So I'm going to be the reindeer, then?
>[red shining nose~]
>That's fine, I can play this kind of role once in a while...
>No...
>RJ is the sleigh.
>W-ww-w-ha...!  How do I dress up as a sleigh?
>I'll be the Reindeer.
>Uwahhhh, that's horrifying!

>Whew, really....
>No matter where we go, it's all Christmas events.
>Everyone's just too hasty--
>Well whatever, this isn't bad either.
>Ayanami~....if you're hungry, I'll give you half?
>Uwahh, thanks!
>Wait....?
>Then I'll give Shikinami a present too~...

>Eh, like this....
>Today is Shikinami's birthday, so this is my present.
>What the heck, you didn't have to go out of your way to remember it....
 >mmm....thanks
>I feel like I didn't tie it too well.
>[Wait, we're too close....]
>[hm...?]

>mmmm....how odd, only the front touches the ground....
>Shut your trap!
>Mmm...doesn't seem like we're flying so well.  Is our elevation insufficient?
>Will this work?
>Ohhh!

>It really is so nice to have RJ here!
>But it's a little chilly.
>Well, we are pretty high up...
>I'm going to wear a ski mask, then.
>Because of the air pressure difference...my ears hurt....
>I, can't find a way to clear my ears...
>Mmm...well this is rather unexpected.

>[I'm here to bring presents to cute children~]
>[yay!]
>Sorry to trouble you guys, but can you prepare christmas clothes for me?
>Northern AL waters
>Hmhmhm....time to give this to the shipgirls and let them taste defeat....
>[they're here?]

>[A four-horned sihlouette]
>[there you are, throwing your toys all over the place again!]
>[If you don't clean it up, you'll be a bad girl~...]
>[If the four-horne Nagato gets you]
>[she'll shut you away in her lair...]
>[Mm, she loves catching cute children]
>DOn't wanna--!!
>Because of that, the plan was to help Yamashiro get Kai II, but the blueprints seem to have vanished...

>At the naval district
>Well then, let's start from here.
>[on the block: 6thDesDev]
>In the end I'm just Santa after all....
>[In the end, we're just coming in from the door...]
>Pardon~
>Hibiki, are you really sleeping like that...
>I've seen Santa Claus's true face!  Desu
>That was close!

>We've still got a lot to deliver, so let's split up.
>[pardon me.]
>Uwahh!  The Myoukou-class's room is so messy~...
>Uwahhh!
>Whew~ that was close...

>[Kongou-class battleships]
>Mmm...next up is the Kongou sister's room.
>They get along so well...
>Merry Christmas.
>Mmm....Kongou-onee-sama, hold on...
>Mmm?  Kongou onee-sama....?
>Ahhh!  A demon....
>Christmas, white cloth...mmm~
>Mmm~...

>I...when did I come to the infirmary?
>Ah...my sleeping face got seen.
>Ahh, you're finally awake, that's good.
>Uwahh, so you were here.
>You were quite a fright, all sprawled out unconscious in that Q-taro getup.
>[To the attendants.]
>It seems like I've troubled RJ due to the bustle involving this rare event.
>But tahnks to this, everyone in the naval district got their christmas presents.
>This is the result of RJ working hard for everyone, and I'd like to thank you for that.

>For everyone...huh.
>Eh?
>Nothing, I didn't say anything!
>Well then, do you have a reward for my labors?
>Mmm....what does RJ want?
>Well~ how about a half year's worth of Mamiya meal tickets?
>You scoundrel, ohoho!
>What is it?
>Is it new equipment?