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  1. It's Christmas 2012...
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  3. <@Minion> blechy if someone poked you right in the middle of the chest, and you have a hammer in your left hand, what would you do
  4. <@Minion> if need be you can ask about more details
  5. <zombie> who poked
  6. <zombie> me?
  7. <zombie> was it me
  8. <+Blechy> what's in my right hand
  9. <+Blechy> am I holding the hammer or is it glued on
  10. <@Minion> the poker was: a random hooligan, a ruffian
  11. <+Blechy> do I know their motivation
  12. <@Minion> your right hand is empty, but starting to sweat
  13. <@Minion> the hammer is lightly held
  14. <@Minion> you do not know their intentions
  15. <+Blechy> I think I'd drop the hammer and give them a double pound to the noggin
  16. <@Minion> while you are double pounding him, 3 more hooligans emerge from the alleys and surround you
  17. <zombie> i got 1 hand in my pocket and the other one's givin a high five
  18. <+Blechy> I'd jump into the nearby manhole
  19. <@Minion> they are welded shut
  20. <+Blechy> I'd put on my moon shoes and jump over them
  21. <@Minion> you manage to make is safely over and are approximatelyl 20 feet away from the huddled 4
  22. <@Minion> they start running toward you
  23. <+Blechy> still hoppin away
  24. <@Minion> what are you some kind of rabbit
  25. <+Blechy> I got moon shoes I can hop as much as I want
  26. <zombie> o want gop ty
  27. <@Minion> alright
  28. <zombie> i hop
  29. <@Minion> you continue to hop and come to fork in t he road, do you go left or right
  30. <+Blechy> can I see anything down each branch
  31. <@Minion> they hooligans are gaining on your quickly
  32. <@Minion> to the left is an industrial setting, verys moggy
  33. <@Minion> to the right is open countryside witha lonesome barn
  34. <@Minion> you can smell their stench
  35. <@Cronikeys> Cronikeys comes out of nowhere and gives a few hugs and falls asleep in the barn (◡‿◡✿)
  36. <+Blechy> let's go with the industrial setting maybe there are friends that can help me
  37. <@Minion> NoNO!
  38. <@Cronikeys> (littlesmiles)
  39. <+Blechy> plus I hear that the local barn is occupied by an evil witch who hugs people
  40. <@Cronikeys> (tiysmiles)
  41. <@Cronikeys> (tinysmiles)
  42. <@Cronikeys> ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
  43. <@Cronikeys> ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
  44. <@Cronikeys> ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
  45. <@Minion> you head toward the industrial area. a very rancid odor in your mouth, you make it to the center of town.
  46. [01:27] <@Minion> your eyes are squinted because of the air quality
  47. [01:27] <@Cronikeys> i am NOT an evil witch
  48. [01:27] <@Minion> we dont know that ʅ（‾◡◝）ʃ
  49. 01[01:27] <+Blechy> is there a gas mask shoppe nearby
  50. 01[01:28] <+Blechy> or for that matter a police station cause man I got some hoodlums comin up from behind
  51. [01:28] <@Minion> there is an abandoned mcdonalds, a hardware store, a 70s cafe, and a barns & noble
  52. 01[01:28] <+Blechy> I'll go tot he hardware store I need a wrench to defend myself
  53. 01[01:28] <+Blechy> also a blowtorch
  54. [01:28] <@Cronikeys> i would go to barns and noble because they have a little cafe there with cookies
  55. [01:28] <@Cronikeys> the cookies aren't that good but they will suffice
  56. [01:28] <@Minion> you head to the hardware stop only to hear someone from behind yell "STOP RIGH THERE"
  57. [01:29] <@Minion> it is NOT the hooligans
  58. 01[01:29] <+Blechy> what can I tell of them
  59. [01:29] <@Cronikeys> they have cookies and barnes and noble univforms
  60. [01:29] <@Cronikeys> :)
  61. 01[01:29] <+Blechy> is this official information
  62. [01:29] <@Minion> there are at least two of them as you can hear them muttering to each other, flashlights in hand
  63. 01[01:29] <+Blechy> I'll pretend I didn't hear hima nd go in the hardware store
  64. [01:30] <@Minion> you enter the store. the two stand watch from the same spot
  65. [01:30] <devteam> >east
  66. [01:30] <@Minion> Devteam enters the game.
  67. [01:30] <+theJUICE> damnit
  68. 01[01:30] <+Blechy> ok I ask the shopkeeper for a wrench and also if he has a basement I can hang out in
  69. [01:30] <@Minion> inside the store you hear someone in back
  70. [01:31] <@Minion> there isnt a shopkeeper
  71. 01[01:31] <+Blechy> oh no
  72. 01[01:31] <+Blechy> ok I'll go to the back
  73. [01:32] <@Minion> you cautiously move toward the rear of the store. behind the last row of tools someone is there, scrambling as if they had lost something
  74. [01:32] <@Minion> it is devteam
  75. 01[01:32] <+Blechy> hello devteam
  76. 01[01:32] <+Blechy> are you looking for something?
  77. [01:32] <@Peachy> >suicide
  78. [01:32] <devteam> i need 3 dozen aaa batteries
  79. 01[01:32] <+Blechy> I have those but I need your help
  80. [01:33] <devteam> o.k
  81. [01:33] <@Minion> the two men outside have now become 6, you hear vehicles outside
  82. 01[01:33] <+Blechy> if I give you 3 dozen aaa batteries will you go outside and see what's up out there
  83. [01:33] <devteam> >go outside
  84. [01:33] <@Minion> devteam goes outside, where the haze has increased 10 fold
  85. [01:34] <@Minion> visibility is 2 feet
  86. 01[01:34] <+Blechy> I'll wait patiently inside until my scout returns
  87. 01[01:36] <+Blechy> it's been awhile, I'm starting to get nervous
  88. [01:36] <+theJUICE> >enter scout
  89. [01:36] <devteam> >punch and kick at the air randomly
  90. 04[01:36] <@Minion> blechy senses somone behind him
  91. [01:36] <@Minion> devteam swings and misses
  92. 01[01:37] <+Blechy> who iiiis it
  93. [01:37] <devteam> im gonna let the cpu take over my character
  94. [01:37] <@Minion> a spotlight suddenly shines right on top of devteam. 4 soldiers ambush him, mask over his head. hes knocked unconscious and thrown into a wagon
  95. [01:38] <@Minion> the feeling of someone there is gone
  96. [01:38] <devteam> thats what i wanted to happen
  97. [01:38] <devteam> for the record
  98. 01[01:38] <+Blechy> is there a backdoor to the hardware store
  99. [01:38] <@Minion> there is a backdoor, slightly opened
  100. [01:38] <Alex_Gamer> >enter bystander
  101. [01:38] <Alex_Gamer> Is there a bathroom in this place?
  102. 01[01:38] <+Blechy> I'll scuttle out the back door
  103. [01:39] <RedYoshi> merry christmas all
  104. [01:39] <@Minion> [YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER THE GAME ALEX_GAMER OMG]
  105. [01:39] <Alex_Gamer> >bystander leaves
  106. [01:39] <Alex_Gamer> Alright thanks
  107. [01:39] <prinny> i really like this game, what is it called
  108. [01:39] <@Minion> its called Moon Shoe Mystery
  109. [01:39] <@Minion> this episode at least
  110. [01:39] <prinny> okay cool, sorry for interuppting
  111. 01[01:39] <+Blechy> did I successfully make it out the back door
  112. 04[01:39] <devteam> actual footage of blechy scuttling http://puu.sh/1F1Pj
  113. [01:39] <+theJUICE> game on (waynes world reference)
  114. [01:40] <@Minion> out back is a fenced off area filled with rusted bikes, one looks usable
  115. [01:40] <@Minion> it is still hazy
  116. 01[01:40] <+Blechy> I'll hop on that sucker
  117. 01[01:41] <+Blechy> I need an escape route and this looks like just the ticket
  118. [01:41] <@Minion> you get on the bike only to find that the front tire is flat
  119. 01[01:41] <+Blechy> darnit
  120. 01[01:41] <+Blechy> is there a pump
  121. [01:41] <@Minion> there is a pump leaned up against the store next to an air compressor
  122. 01[01:42] <+Blechy> I will attempt to pump up the tire
  123. [01:42] <@Minion> the tire inflates. the bike is ready to ride
  124. 01[01:42] <+Blechy> that's all I needed to hear, let's get a move on
  125. 01[01:42] <+Blechy> what escape options do I have
  126. [01:43] <@Minion> you start riding down the one way street across the town. a stop light is blinking and in the distance you see shadowy figures running around
  127. 01[01:43] <+Blechy> I can't get a spot of luck today
  128. [01:43] <@Minion> as you get closer you see that theya re just kids
  129. 01[01:43] <+Blechy> oh boy! kids!
  130. [01:43] <@Minion> they stop and stare at you
  131. 01[01:44] <+Blechy> I greet them all warmly
  132. 01[01:44] <+Blechy> and ask them if they like my moon shoes
  133. [01:44] <@Minion> all but one of them runs away, he is the biggest of the bunch, the leader. he walks up to you and stares
  134. 01[01:44] <+Blechy> I greet him warmly
  135. 01[01:44] <+Blechy> and ask him if he likes my moon shoes
  136. [01:45] <@Minion> he lifts his raggedy jeans to reveal a pair of his own
  137. [01:45] <@Minion> and smiles
  138. 01[01:45] <+Blechy> are they the same as mine?
  139. [01:45] <@Minion> his appear old, as if made centuries ago
  140. 01[01:46] <+Blechy> I tell him I like his moon shoes, they put mine to shame
  141. 01[01:46] <+Blechy> and that it is clear he's gotten a lot of good use out of them
  142. [01:47] <@Minion> he nods as a sign of acknowledgement as a siren starts to blast a deafening sound into the air
  143. [01:47] <@Minion> the haze starts moving like a tidal wave toward you
  144. [01:47] <@Minion> he runs inside a nearby building and the rest of his pack follow
  145. 01[01:47] <+Blechy> I'll join them
  146. 01[01:48] <+Blechy> running alongside as if I fit right in
  147. [01:48] <@Minion> you follow them inside, the leader doesnt seem to mind. the rest look at you with skepticism
  148. 01[01:48] <+Blechy> as they look at me, I bounce once
  149. 01[01:48] <+Blechy> and then again
  150. 01[01:49] <+Blechy> and I slowly bounce on my moon shoes as high as I possibly can
  151. 01[01:49] <+Blechy> once I can no longer jump any higher, I slowly calm my bounces until I'm solidly on the groud again
  152. [01:49] <@Minion> the smallest of them, a girl, starts giggling
  153. [01:50] <@Minion> the door starts to shake, the leader latches it and heads down into what looks like a basement
  154. [01:50] <@Minion> puffs of smoke enter through the cracks, and the children cover their faces with scarfs
  155. 01[01:50] <+Blechy> do I have anything to cover mine
  156. [01:51] <@Minion> you are holding a hammer, and 2 remaining batteries in your pocker
  157. 01[01:51] <+Blechy> I'll just use my shirt to help me breathe as much as I can
  158. 01[01:52] <+Blechy> and I'll make for the basement
  159. [01:52] <@Minion> your face is covered, you feel better as you head downstairs trailing them
  160. [01:52] <@Minion> Loading . . .
  161. [01:52] <Alex_Gamer> (nice touch)
  162. [01:53] <joe> what are u guys typing
  163. [01:53] <joe> is this a role play
  164. 04[01:53] <@Minion> blechy you can save here (please save my creative juices are running very low)
  165. [01:53] <grass> joe you arent using the ooc tags
  166. 01[01:53] <+Blechy> I will save
  167. [01:53] <jape> its somethin rly weird 4 sure
  168. [01:53] <jape> hows your holidays joe
  169. [01:53] <@Minion> \o/
  170. [01:53] <joe> well they were nice
  171. [01:53] <joe> and now theyre weird
  172. [01:53] <joe> and im not sure wht to do
  173. 01[01:53] <+Blechy> don't worry. I saved
  174. 01[01:54] <+Blechy> and I'll exit this episode for now
  175. [01:54] <@Minion> alright
  176. 01[01:54] <+Blechy> I'm looking forward to seeing what happens though
  177. [01:54] <@Minion> Chapter 2: Moon Shoe Madness
  178. [01:54] <@Minion> til next time
  179. [01:54] <Alex_Gamer> Well that was interesting, and enjoyable.
  180. [01:54] <@Minion> any1 for #DND ?
  181. [01:55] <@Minion> lol
  182. [01:55] <@Minion> really alex !?
  183. [01:55] <Alex_Gamer> When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
  184. 01[01:55] <+Blechy> sounds like an ally in the making
  185. [01:55] <@Minion> its hard to think stuff up on the fly like that
  186. [01:55] <@Minion> shoutouts to DMs all over the globe
  187. 01[01:56] <+Blechy> all because someone poked me in the chest
  188. <prinny> good episode
  189. <prinny> i look forward to the next one
  190. <@Minion> we advanced the story, people died, new friends were made.
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