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LemonDrop: hi
LemonDrop: hi
Stranger: hey
LemonDrop: i love you
LemonDrop: <3
Stranger: awww
Stranger: <3 you too randy
LemonDrop: lets express our love through ascii chars
LemonDrop: umm im sophie
LemonDrop: but whatever
Stranger: no no
LemonDrop: !!!
Stranger: random= randy
LemonDrop: ohhh
LemonDrop: that makes sense :)
Stranger: crazy right?
LemonDrop: haha yeah
Stranger: well hello sophie i'm scott
LemonDrop: hi scott
Stranger: and i'm no good t ascii
Stranger: ^..^
Stranger: that's a cat
LemonDrop: oh cool
Stranger: that's all i've got
LemonDrop: yeah i cant do anything
Stranger: gotcha
Janca: well i can do this ( . Y . )
LemonDrop: except my friend showed me a massive internet boner
LemonDrop: 8=====D
Stranger: well... those are certainly ascii
LemonDrop: how old are you?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: and you?
LemonDrop: 18
Stranger: i remember 18
LemonDrop: i just turned 18 like a week ago
LemonDrop: :)
Stranger: neat
Stranger: and how was your birthday?
Janca: now we can have sex and not get in trouble
LemonDrop: and my bday was good :)
Stranger: that's one option
Stranger: buy me dinner first lol?
Stranger: jk jk
Janca: hmmm
Janca: only if you clean me out first
Stranger: i see where this is going
Stranger: uh...
Janca: and do you like it?
Stranger: well... not necessarily opposed to it, but it's not what i'm looking for tonight.
LemonDrop: what are you looking for?
Stranger: just to talk.
LemonDrop: oh thats cool haha
Janca: alright
Stranger: sorry. i feel very atypical
Janca: but i just though thats what all men want
Janca: so, are you gay?
Stranger: some of us have our off days...
Stranger: no i'm not
Janca: then why dont you want me :'(
Stranger: very straight... just never got much out of random internet chat
LemonDrop: its okay i still love you
LemonDrop: :)
Stranger: well that's reassuring
LemonDrop: whats wrong?
Stranger: lol you said you still loved me
Stranger: i'm just running with it
LemonDrop: whats wrong? haha
Janca: so were you betrayed by a women?
Janca: so you hate all of us women now?
Stranger: no, not at all.
Stranger: just most of you
Stranger: joking
Janca: but seriously, whats wrong
Stranger: nothing why do you ask?
Janca: you seem so out of your manelement
Stranger: oh... i'm a nice guy?
LemonDrop: oh those arent too common these days :/
Janca: yea you are
Stranger: well shucks, thanks
Stranger: there's a few of us floating around
Janca: :D
Janca: yea
Janca: you mean it
Janca: i cant find a decent guy anywhere
Stranger: i do... try the northeast usa
Stranger: we're mostly up here
Janca: i knew you were gay ;)
Stranger: hey i don't live in massachussets
Stranger: lol
Janca: haha
Stranger: so where in the world are you from?
Janca: texas
Stranger: the lone star state
Stranger: on my list of places to go
Janca: yep
Janca: its pretty lonely
Janca: and hot
Stranger: so i hear
Janca: i wish you could feel
Janca: its soooooo hot
Stranger: i've been to southern mexico... hotter than that?
Janca: well...not sure
Stranger: 110 ish?
Janca: nah somewhere around the 104s
Stranger: nice
Stranger: practically frigid
Stranger: up here in the north, hot is 80 lol
Janca: where do you live?
Stranger: i'm from new york/maine
Stranger: depends on what time of year
Janca: is it nice up there?
Stranger: today it was 75
Stranger: nice breeze
Stranger: sunny
Stranger: yes
Janca: damn i wish i could be up there
Janca: my cousins are up in washington and their hot is the same as yours
Janca: they came down last summer and enjoyed the heat for about 12 hours before they start throwing tantrums
Stranger: come visit sometime... believe it or not, northern hospitality kicks southern hospitalitiy's butt
Stranger: yes, my cousins do the opposite
Stranger: they are from south carolina... they wear coats in 65 degree weather
Stranger: everyone else is in shorts
Janca: i love cold weather!
Stranger: you'd love maine!
Stranger: drops to minus 20 in the winter!
Janca: i probably would
Janca: and theres no way
Stranger: it's true
Stranger: northernmost state in the contiguous USA
Janca: no i mean when you said that northern hospitality is better than southerns
Stranger: oh please, we treat you right
Janca: sure we have racists, and gangs and more racists, and extremes, and commies, but we are nice people
Stranger: hot food, warm beds, fun times,
Stranger: i have no doubt y'all are nice, but we have italians and greeks
Janca: we have hot food, hot beds, hot times, hot nights, hot this and that. but but
Stranger: they are obnoxiously nice
Janca: like guidos?
Stranger: no
Stranger: guidos live in NYC and mass
Stranger: and jersey
Stranger: they wouldn't dare stray this far north
Janca: you live in NY i thought
Stranger: upstate new york
Stranger: it's like a whole other planet
Janca: hmm i think i would like you better with a southern accent
Janca: and a cowboy hat
Stranger: that's fair
Stranger: i'd like me better too
Janca: so you ever where assless chaps in NY?
Stranger: oh lord, with the gayness again
Stranger: no.
Janca: :D
Stranger: me in chaps, much less assless ones, is a bad idea
Janca: they would make you chap!
Janca: haha thats punny
Stranger: indeed
Janca: i am so lame
Stranger: they would make you want to scratch out your mind's eye
Stranger: you could not unsee it
Janca: its like 2 over there?
Stranger: 145
Janca: what would make me want to scratch my eyes out?
Stranger: me in chaps
Stranger: i'm horrendous
Stranger: lol
Janca: bullshit
Janca: you wont find any pity from me mister
Janca: tell me about you
Stranger: i'm 5'9'... 400 lbs... misnderstood
Stranger: i'm not this way because i want to be
Janca: there is a women for every man :D
Stranger: but those are just excuses
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: but i don't want to be this size forever
Janca: then why are you so voluptious
Stranger: geez... curvy is one thing i am not lol
Janca: wow i can not spell tonight
Stranger: i have some metabolic problems
Janca: diabetes?
Stranger: i have to work 10 times as hard to lose a pound as anyone else
Stranger: no just so slow it's clinically slow
Stranger: that being said, i am rather proud of myself for having lost the 20 pounds i have so far
Janca: that is great
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i'm still working at it
Janca: howd you do it?
Stranger: i eat 1600 calories a day and walk 3 or 4 times a week a mile or more
Janca: like a mile together or like a mile those 3-4 times a week
Stranger: totalling 4 miles or more
Stranger: one mile each time
Janca: thats great
Janca: are you going to up the milage
Janca: ?
Stranger: eventually
Stranger: i have a pretty massive spinal curve
Janca: dont over do it, that would be a waste
Stranger: so my back hurts alot all the time
Stranger: once it gets more used to doing it, then yes
Stranger: if i can get below 350, i may have a surgery done
Stranger: but that's a long way off
Janca: seriously.
Stranger: yeah, just a band not the stapling
Stranger: i want to lose over 200 pounds
Stranger: that's alot to do without some help
Janca: hmm...
Stranger: my dad lost like 145... but it took him like 3 years
Stranger: at my size, i may not have that kind of time
Janca: is he still exercising?
Stranger: yes 6 days a week
Stranger: burns over 1000 calories a day
Stranger: he's a machine lol
Janca: why not work out with him?
Stranger: i'm not home most of the year
Stranger: i'm in maine 10 months out of the year, going to college
LemonDrop: doest the body like naturally bury over9000 calories a day anyway?
Stranger: around 5000
LemonDrop: so therefore its like just eat < 200 calories
LemonDrop: and youll lose
LemonDrop: a lot
LemonDrop: in like my calculations
Stranger: welllll
LemonDrop: .5 weeks
Stranger: you'd be surprised
Stranger: eventually, the body stops working so hard
Stranger: as you eat less and work out, your metabolism becomes more efficient
Stranger: you burn less
LemonDrop: orly then run like 15 miles a day
LemonDrop: i have a friend
Janca: you should be burning more not less
LemonDrop: who runs like 10 miles a day
LemonDrop: to stay in shape
Stranger: i'm not physically capable of that
Stranger: back problems
Janca: he has diabetes and he doesnt even let that slow him down
LemonDrop: the human body can do anything you tell it
LemonDrop: just keep running
LemonDrop: even if it hurts
Stranger: i'm happy for your friend
Janca: i am tired of feelin sorry for your fat ass
Stranger: but i would likely rupture a nerve
Stranger: don't feel sorry, i don't want any pity
Stranger: but at the same time, i know what i can do
Janca: your gravitation pull sucked it all out of me anyways
Stranger: that's new
Janca: gawd i hope so.
LemonDrop: im horny and you cant even see your dick
Janca: i am suprised nasa havent claimed you as a new planet yet
Stranger: haha, that i can see
Stranger: actually they came by the other day
Janca: do you have to use bugie cords to pull your fat out of the way?
Janca: just so you can see your dick?
Stranger: they were gonna plant a flag, but then they were like, hey there's one here already
Stranger: generally just use tape
Janca: yea you were probably sitting on it but couldnt feel it under your fat ass
Janca: how do you shit?
Janca: or do you just soil yourself?
LemonDrop: dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
Stranger: a bag
Stranger: mostly
Janca: thats a huge fucking baf
Stranger: you're bad at this whole trolling thing
Janca: do you have any clothes or do you just use bed sheets?
LemonDrop: youre worse
Stranger: that was clever
Stranger: you really elevated your position with that one
Janca: i bet you have to stay sitting up, otherwise if you lay down youd just waddle around causing tsunamis in japan
Stranger: i helped with that
Stranger: it was me and my friend steve
Stranger: bellyflops
Stranger: my bad
Janca: i hope you know they have reactors there, you need to be careful
Stranger: there's people in japan?
Janca: i bet if you sat down in tokoyo youd kill about 250k
Stranger: well my nickname is fat man
Janca: but dont worry theres about 9million more
Stranger: he killed about 1 million
Stranger: or more
Janca: whos he?
Janca: a fake troll alias?
Stranger: bomb dropped on nagasaki
Stranger: fat man?
Stranger: and little boy?
LemonDrop: MY TROLLDAR IS GOING OFF
Stranger: world war 2?
LemonDrop: TROLL...............................TROLL...........................................TROLL................................................TROLL
Stranger: i've been completely honest
Janca: since when were weapons of mass destruction having genders?
Stranger: that's what they were named...
Stranger: ask the manhattan project
Janca: lies just revolve around you in an orbit
LemonDrop: alright i should say i havent been completely honest
LemonDrop: im from saudi
Janca: and my english is perfect
Stranger: i figured you were likely a dude....
Janca: not a dude
Janca: honest
Stranger: good for you
Stranger: i hear being a male in saudi arabia is tought
Stranger: having to drive stupid women around
Janca: yeah my friends and i just circled jerked eachother for a us reporter for food money
Drew: ouch
Janca: at least we can see our penises
Stranger: receiving end not feel so good?
Stranger: i knew saudi women had penises
Janca: i suppose you dont know what a circle jerk is than
Janca: then*
Janca: sigh
Stranger: i've heard people in massachusetts attend those
Janca: goo.gl/ks0Ys
Stranger: i'm aware of what a circle jerk is
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Janca: you probably would too but your fat ass couldnt get there
LemonDrop: for cheap pens
Stranger: that's .net
LemonDrop: and other free shit
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Janca: i guess the only reason why you havent gone is because you can get on the metro
Stranger: public transportation is for poor folks
LemonDrop: lolol i thought you liked dick pics since you never get to see yours
Janca: or people who dont have weight issues
Stranger: the reason they don't have weight issues is they can't afford food
Janca: well then you must be some rich bastard
LemonDrop: cuz thats a hella lotta hotdogs
Janca: i bet from the food you have eaten in your entire life you could have saved millions of families in africa
Stranger: na, it was in the U.S.A.
LemonDrop: i bet the food youve shit could have saved millions of families in africa
Stranger: no way it would've helped anyone in africa :-)
Janca: try tapeworms they are the best dient ever
LemonDrop: i bet if they fried you it could save millions of families in africa
LemonDrop: diet*
Stranger: nah, the fatty bits melt away
LemonDrop: omfg dude
Janca: did you know to cremate fat people they have to first start them for 10 mins and then turn off the incinerator and let the fat burn
LemonDrop: the taliban is here
Stranger: that's awesome
Janca: otherwise they cause massive fires
Janca: i thought you should know that unles you want like 10 plots for your grave site
Stranger: i've already reserved an above ground swimming pool
Janca: why above ground shithead?
Stranger: sinks when they put me in it
Stranger: lolol
LemonDrop: damn thats a big sink
Janca: so you troll i troll, we all troll, come join us goo.gl/ks0Ys
LemonDrop: trololol
LemonDrop: my trolldar is going off
LemonDrop: TROLL............................................TROLL....................................................TROLL
LemonDrop: TROLL.......................................TROLL.........................................TROLL
Stranger: trololol
Drew: seriously come to the link, join us
LemonDrop: gogo
Janca: ever heard of irc.
Janca: see
LemonDrop: hi
Drew: heya mr new yorker
Janca: magical right?
Janca: i think our troll is better
Stranger: whose troll?
Janca: the trolls of this room
Drew: ours
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