Pikachu Wants To Poop

One day Pikachu decided to take a shit, because hey, he's Pikachu. As he was about to do his business while heading towards Manhattan on the Brooklyn Bridge, he spotted Dry Bowser making out with Arceus in the exact middle of the old legendary bridge.
Pikachu: Question for the crowd... why are you having sex here?
Dry Bowser and Arceus took a moment to stop as they turned to Pikachu, then glanced back at each other, laughing.
Dry Bowser: Oh Pikachu... there's so much to life that you don't know.
Arceus: Yes... it's always the things you least suspect.
Pikachu shrugged as he jumped over Dry Bowser and Arceus, deciding to continue heading his way when suddenly a huge tornado consisted entirely of Pikachus was blowing into the city of New York, picking up Pikachu as the Pikachu tornado eventually overtook all of Manhattan, turning everything into Pikachu.
Poor Pikachu, the main male one for which we were following the tale of, never got to take that crap he wanted.