Shomoy

<?php
header('Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8');
date_default_timezone_set('Asia/Dhaka');

// SELECT TIME ZONE
$sign = "+"; // Whichever direction from GMT to your timezone.
$h = "6"; // Hour for time zone goes here e.g. +8 or -4, just remove the + or -
$dst = "false"; // Just insert "true" if your location uses daylight savings time or "false" if it does not

// DETECT AND ADJUST FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
if ($dst) {
    $daylight_saving = date('I');
    if ($daylight_saving){
        if ($sign == "-"){ $h=$h-1;  }
        else { $h=$h+1; }
    }
}

// FIND DIFFERENCE FROM GMT
$hm = $h * 60;
$ms = $hm * 60;

// SET CURRENT TIME
if ($sign == "-"){ $timestamp = time()-($ms); }
else { $timestamp = time()+($ms); }

// SAMPLE OUTPUT
$gmdate = gmdate("g", $timestamp);

//echo "$gmdate";
switch ($gmdate)
{
case 1:
  //echo "Number 1";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং";
 break;

case 2:
  //echo "Number 2";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং";
 break;

case 3:
  //echo "Number 3";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 4:
  //echo "Number 4";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 5:
  //echo "Number 5";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
 break;

case 6:
  //echo "Number 6";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 7:
  //echo "Number 7";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ";
break;

case 8:
  //echo "Number 8";

  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 9:
  //echo "Number 9";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 10:
  //echo "Number 10";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

case 11:
  //echo "Number 11 ";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
 break;

case 12:
  //echo "Number 12";
  $ghanta = "ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং ডিংডং";
break;

default:
  echo "ঘড়ি নস্ট! মেরামতের জন্য কারিগরকে ডাকা হচ্ছে!";
}

$shomoy = ' (' . date("g A") . ' BDST)';

// Twitter magic starts here :)

// Set username and password
$username = 'shomoy';
$password = 'password_here';

// The Twitter API address
$url = 'http://twitter.com/statuses/update.xml';
// Alternative JSON version
// $url = 'http://twitter.com/statuses/update.json';
// Set up and execute the curl process
$curl_handle = curl_init();
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_URL, "$url");
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 2);
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_POST, 1);
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, "status=$ghanta $shomoy");
curl_setopt($curl_handle, CURLOPT_USERPWD, "$username:$password");
$buffer = curl_exec($curl_handle);
curl_close($curl_handle);
// check for success or failure
if (empty($buffer)) {
    echo 'message';
} else {
    echo 'The time is ' . date("g A") . ' BDST';
}

?>