Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Captain Eudora. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Captain Eudora pregnant. ANYTHING. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear.