Dicktionary 1.1

anaconda
ankle spanker
anteater
arrow
ass airliner
ass banjo
ass plower
baby arm
baby-maker
banana
beaver buster
beef stick
beef torpedo
beer can
beer keg
bell
bird
bishop
blinky
blue veined custard chucker
bod-rod
bone
boner
boycock
buttplugger
cabbage roll
cactaur
captain candy
captain hook
captain penis
captain planet
cash and prizes
center pole
cheese maker
cherry popper
chicken
chode
chubby
cunt thumper
clit club
clit commander
clouded frost spire
coat hanger
cobra
cock
cod
colonel
cum buster
cum gun
cum poker
cum pole
cum rod
cum stick
cunt filler
cunt pounder
cuttlefish of cthulhu
dallywacker
dank
derek
devirginator
dick
dickie
dicklet
ding-a-ling
ding-ding
dinger
dinky
dirt diver
dirty D
dobber
dog
dominator
dong
donger
donkeycock
doodle-dandy
dragon wang
drill
dude piston
dummock
eleventh finger
elvis
engine clanker
equipment
family jewels
finger of love
fireman
fishing rod
flag pole
flesh lance
flesh rocket
fuck rod
fuck stick
fucker
fuckerizer
fuckpickle
fur-seeking meat missile
gagger
gazong
genitalia
giggle stick
gnash smasher
goliath
gong
granny gouger
granny smasher
hairy banjo
hammer
hand banana
hawg
heat-seeking moisture missile
hogs leg
hoo hoo dilly
hooded warrior
hot beef injector
hot dog
incredible heat seeking moisture missile
j-bar
Jabba
jackhammer
Jack the Dripper
jawbreaker
jimmy
johnson
John Thomas
junk
kickstand
king dong
kizzer
knee knocker
knob
lap bone
lap ham
lap rocket
leg wand
leviathan
limpy stimpy
little richard
long dong silver
longfellow
love gun
love missile
love monster
love muscle
love organ
love pump
love rocket
love wand
lowhanger
lower horn
lust muscle
main vein
man tower
manmeat
manrood
meat
meat popsicle
meat rod
meat wand
meat-seeking pissile
member
mini-me
mister bone
mister happy
mister monkey
mister mushroom head
mister winky
mister wobbly
monkey
monster
moisture seeking meat missile
mushroom man
mutton dagger
ol' one-eye
old boy
old fellow
ommpa looompa
one eyed cave explorer
one eyed love goblin
one eyed monster
one eyed snake
one eyed trouser trout
one eyed wonder worm
one eyed one horned flying purple people raper
one eyed oompa loompa
oscar
ovary basher
palmer
pastrami pole vault
pecker
pen 15
pen is
pen0r
penis
penis mightier
penus
phallus
pickle
piece
pink darth vader
pink torpedo
pole
pork flute
pork hammer
pork plow
prick
pud
pump action yogurt rifle
purple fist
purple headed bitch splitter
purple headed monster
purple veined ass hammer
rammer
ramrod
rape rod
rape stick
rape wand
rear poker
red rocket
remis
robocock
rock monster
rod of righteous indignation
rooster
roundhead
rug thumper
rumpleforeskin
salami
saluting soldier
samurai
santa's south pole
sausage
schlong
schlonger
schnitzel
schooner
schtick
schwanger
schwartz
scum shooter
sex machine
shaft
shit stabber
sinep
sixth finger
skin flute
slick willie
slinky
snake
solder with the purple helmet
spam dagger
spam javelin
spanky
sperm shooter
sperm worm
sperminator
spunk cannon
spunk monkey
spunky monkey
squirming maggot
stiffy
surprise sausage
sword of omens
tail
taint tickler
The Bitchsplitter
thigh spreader
thing
third leg
thor's hammer
thunderer
timpo
tinkie winkie
tommyboy
tonk
tonsil tickler
tool
tooth chipper
toy
tripod
trobbing thrill hammer
trolley
trouser lizard
trouser snake
turd cutter
twanger
twat jockey
twig and berries
unit
vagina ripper
vienna sausage
voodoo stick
walking stick
wang
wang-dang-doodle
wankie
weapon of ass destruction
war club
weasel
wedding rifle
wee wee
wenus
whizwand
whoopie stick
whopper
wife poker
wife's best friend
womb broom
womb raider
wonderworm
yardstick
yoda
yogurt cannon
yogurt gun
yogurt pump
yogurt slinger
zipper trout