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- >You are a fluffy pony named Sunshine!
- >You're a class pet!
- >It was scary at first but the hooman munstas gave you nummies! You like nummies!
- >But now all the hoomans left and it's dark.
- >You didn't like this part because you were the only one in your cage. No fluff piles to give huggies to.
- >Suddenly something different happened. The door opened at sleep time? There's a hooman coming through in a blue jumpsuit! Maybe he'll give you dinner nummies!
- >"Hooman give nummies?" You ask him.
- >The mustachioed janitor takes the cage off the table you were on and puts you on the floor.
- >He opens the cage and undoes his belt.
- >"Dat no nummies... No wan' specha hugs!"
- >As he opens the cage you run between his feet.
- >He turns too quickly and falls to the ground.
- >His pockets look bigger.
- >"Nuu! Nu wan'! Go 'way meanie munsta!"
- >As he lunges for you, he slips and falls face-first on the ground.
- >His face is leaking boo-boo juice.
- >Wait...that smells like...tomato sauce?
- >There are noodles emanating from his pockets.
- >He cries a river of zesty sauce as he slips on the spaghetti flowing freely from his pockets.
- >He runs out the door in shame from being outsmarted by a fluffy pony.
- >Oh well, at least you got sketties!
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