Um... This is my story. I'll post the first update soon, but here's what you need to know so far.

X-TREME CREDIT TO WHISPY, for his AMAZING help, the battle system, and motiving me, and anything else I forgot.

Popple: Main character. He's getting the Gems to repair Beanbean Kingdom, but he really plans to use them to be the Ultemate Thief.

Bean-Y: A Beanbean Advisor. Popple's first partner.

Spangle: The rock n' roll starfish. Popple's second partner.

Jojora: The ice spirit of Joke's End. Popple's third partner.

Chuck Fruit: A Chuck Guy who loves Chuckola Fruit. Popple's fourth partner.

Gritter: A Gritty Goomba. Popple's fifth partner.

Laso: A Laser Snifit. Popple's sixth partner.

Sharper: A Sharpea. Popple's seventh partner.

Mario & Luigi: These two need no introduction. They WERE going to the Beanbean Kingdom to find the gems, but got stopped.

Queen Bean: The queen. When she heard M&L wouldn't make it, she chose Popple, because he was in the room.

???: The main villain. Of COURSE I'm not going to say who it is, except it's NOT Bowser.

Bowser: Again, needs no introduction. He's also at the kingdom, for unknown reasons.

First update soon!



PROLOUGE: Who Broke The Kingdom?

[BEANBEAN CASTLE COURTROOM]
Queen Bean: Popple, you are hereby accused of being a thief. How do you plead?
Popple: Guilty! I'm the world's best thief!
Queen Bean: Then, I hearby-
*A massive earthquake starts, and Beanbean Kingdom breaks into 7 parts: Beanbean Castle and Beanbean Castle Town; Oho Ocean and Oho Oasis; Teehee Valley, Little Fungitown and Joke's End; Chucklehuck Woods; Hoohoo Mountain, Guffaw Ruins and Stardust Fields; Woohoo Hooniversity and Gwarhar Lagoon; and West Beanbean*
Queen Bean: WHAT!!!!!! THE KINGDOM IS BROKEN????????? (When QB gets exicted she overuses puntuation)
Bean-E: Yes, Your Highness.
Bean-W: It's the 10000-Year Earthquake.
Queen Bean: WHAT IS THAT???????
Bean-G: It's said that every 10000 years, a huge earthquake breaks the kingdom into 7 parts, and it can only be repaired with 7 gems, the Garnet, the Topaz, the Peridot, the Emerald, the Citrine, the Diamond, and the Amethyst.
Queen Bean: WELL, GET THE MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!

[???]
????: Muh huh huh... I know where the gems are, and I can use their power... Go my minions, cause chaos, and bring the gems to me...


Okay, first update DONE! Who's POV do you want?
A. M&L
B. Popple



[MARIO AND LUIGI'S HOUSE]
Parakarry: MAILLLLLLL!!!!!!! *Flies off*
Mario: *Walks outside and reads mail* Luigi! We need to head to the Beanbean Kingdom to get 7 Gems to repair the broken-up kingdom!
Luigi: How do you know that?
Mario: It's in this letter. *Shows Luigi the letter*
Luigi: Oh! Then let's go to that nearby airplane conveniently placed by the author!
Fourth Wall: *Breaks*
Mario: Never mind the fourth wall. Let's just go.

[PLANE]
Mario: Are we there yet?
Pilot: No.
Luigi: Are we there yet?
Pilot: No.
Mario AND Luigi: Are we there yet?
Pilot: GAHHHH!! NO!!!!
Tornado created by Earthquake: *Comes by, and sends the plane flying halfway around the world*

[STARDUST FIELDS]
General Starshade: Sergent! Did you see that?
Sergent Starshade: Yes sir! *Pulls out communicator* We must inform the Queen of this!

[BEANBEAN CASTLE]
Bean-J: Yes...Uh huh... I'll tell her. *Hangs up* *Walks over to Queen Bean* Uh...Highness? The Mario Bros won't make it.
Queen Bean: WHAT???????? WHY NOT????????
Bean-J: Because the plane got flung halfway around the world.
Queen Bean: THEN WHO WILL DO IT????????? HMM............. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! *Points to Popple*
Popple: Why me?
Queen Bean: BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bean-J: *Anime fall*
Popple: *Anime fall*
Queen Bean: BEAN-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL POPPLE WHERE THE GEMS ARE!!!!!!!!!!
Bean-T: *Gives Popple a map that shows the gems*
Popple:Wait... *Thinking: I can use the gems to become the best thief ever!* I'll do it!
Queen Bean: GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Popple: *Looks at the map, and sees the first gem is in the sewers* *Goes off*

END OF PROLOUGE.

RNG Roulette! How does Popple get to the sewers?
0-1: An abandoned toilet not used in 16 years.
2-3: The stairs.
4-5: Pipes.
6-7: He teleports! Duh!
8-9: The floor breaks.



CHAPTER 1: The Sewers Of The Flies... Okay, that made no sense.

[BEANBEAN CASTLE]
Popple: These stairs seem polished...
*Falls*

[BEANBEAN CASTLE UPSTAIRS]
Bean-A: *Hears several loud thumps, followed by muffled curses* Bean-D, did you hear that?
Bean-D: *Goes off to tell Queen Bean*
Queen Bean: WHAT?????????? SEND BEAN-Y DOWN THERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bean-Y: *Goes down, slips, and is capurted*

[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS]
Popple: Now, which way to the Garnet?
*Far away*
Bean-Y: HELP!!!!
*Back*
Popple: Huh? *Goes to investigate*

[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS VALVE ROOM #1]
Bean-Y: Help!
Popple: I'll get you down!
Fighter Flies: No you won't!
Super Flies: Hehehe....


Who should be the foe, and who the reserves?
A: Fighter Flies-Foes, Super Flies-Reserves
B: Super Flies-Foes, Fighter Flies-Reserves
C. Half of each-Foes, Other half-Reserves


Music: http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/rpgboss2.mid (C+P the link)
Popple: 50 HP

Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Super Fly: 30 HP

Reserves: Fighter Fly, Super Fly

Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly rammed Popple! Super Fly rammed Popple!

Popple: 41 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Super Fly: 30 HP

Reserves: Fighter Fly, Super Fly

Popple threw 2 bombs at Super Fly, and a Poison Mushroom at Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly is poisoned! Fighter Fly rammed Popple! Super Fly rammed Popple! Fighter Fly takes 3 damage from Poison!

Popple: 32 HP

Fighter Fly: 2 HP (Poisoned-9 Turns)
Super Fly: 10 HP

Reserves: Fighter Fly, Super Fly

Popple rammed Super Fly! Super Fly was defeated! Fighter Fly joined the battle! Fighter Fly rammed Popple! Fighter Fly rammed Popple! Fighter Fly took 2 damage from Poison! Fighter Fly was defeated! Super Fly was defeated!

Popple: 26 HP

Super Fly: 30 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple threw a bomb at Super Fly and a bomb at Fighter Fly! Popple's bag is empty! Fighter Fly rammed Popple! Super Fly rammed Popple!

Popple: 17 HP (Empty Bag-2 Turns)

Super Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 10 HP

Popple rammed Super Fly! Super Fly rammed Popple! Fighter Fly rammed Popple!

Popple: 8 HP (Empty Bag-1 Turn)

Super Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 10 HP

Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated! Super Fly rammed Popple! Popple's bag refilled!

Popple: 2 HP

Super Fly: 10 HP

Popple rammed Super Fly! Super Fly was defeated!
[END OF BATTLE]
(Stop music)

Bean-Y: Thanks! Now how to repay you... I'll just travel with you!!
Popple: What? Fine...
BEAN-Y JOINED POPPLE'S PARTY!
Bean-Y: Now, turn the valve...
*Popple does so*
Bean-Y: Now we need to visit the other three valve rooms.



In what order do they visit the other valve rooms?
A. 2, 3, 4
B. 2, 4, 3
C. 3, 2, 4
D. 3, 4, 2
E. 4, 3, 2
F. 4, 2, 3



E wins! (With two votes) And the lung goes to the next person who asks. And SCP, almost everyone breakes the fouth wall.

[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS VALVE ROOM #1]
Popple: Now what?
Bean-Y: We need to turn the other 3 valves in order to open the central valve room. Then, we can turn the main valve. That will open all pipes and wash all the Fighter and Super Flies out to Oho Ocean.
Popple: K...
VALVES REMAINING: 3

[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS VALVE ROOM #4]
Popple: This is toooooo quiet.
Fighter Flies: *Attack*

[BATTLE 2 START]
Music: http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ninte...es/rpgboss2.mid (C+P the link)

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 30 HP

Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple rammed the first Fighter Fly! Bean-Y rammed the second Fighter Fly! All the Fighter Flies attacked Bean-Y!

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 5 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 15 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Who throws something?

0-2: Waluigi Twin-Waluigi's Hat
3-5: SCP-Jewel Egg
6-9: Whispy-Leaf

What event happens?

0-2: Water
3-6: Fire
7-9: Quake



Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 5 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 15 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Whispy threw a Leaf! Bean-Y recovered 10 HP! Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated! Bean-Y rammed Fighter Fly! All foes attacked Popple!

Popple: 30 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Bean-Y rammed Fighter Fly! All foes attacked Popple!

Popple: 10 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 15 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple ate a Mushroom, and restored 30 HP! Bean-Y rammed Fighter Fly! All foes attacked Popple!

Popple: 20 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

A quake happened, doing 10 damage to all! Fighter Fly was defeated! Fighter Fly was defeated! Fighter Fly was defeated! Popple attacked Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated!
[END OF BATTLE]
(Stop music)

Popple: *Turns valve*
SECOND VALVE TURNED!


How many Fighter Flies are found in Valve Room 3?

0: 0
1-8: 3
9: 0



[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS VALVE ROOM #3]

Popple: Well?
Fighter Flies: HA!

[BEGIN BATTLE 3]
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/1319/13

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP

Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple threw a bomb at 2 Fighter Flies! Bean-Y rammed a Fighter Fly! All Fighter Flies attacked Popple!

Popple: 35 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP

Fighter Fly: 10 HP
Fighter Fly: 15 HP
Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Waluigi Twin threw Waluigi's Cap at Popple! Popple became Fast! Popple had a Special Seal placed on him! Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated! Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Bean-Y rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated! Fighter Fly attacked Popple!

Popple: 30 HP (Fast-2, Special Seal-2)
Bean-Y: 25 HP

Fighter Fly: 20 HP

Popple rammed Fighter Fly!
Fighter Fly: Oh, ****...
Popple rammed Fighter Fly! Fighter Fly was defeated!
[END OF BATTLE]
(Stop music)

Generic Fighter Fly #10: Uh... Heh heh...
Popple: *Rams Generic Fighter Fly #10*
GFF#10: *Goes flying out of the story*
Popple: *Turns valve*
THIRD VALVE TURNED!

[BEANBEAN CASTLE SEWERS VALVE ROOM #2]
Popple: Hmm...
Turbo Fly: HAhAHHAHAHHhhAHAh! |°|;3|°4|;3 70 |]13!!!!!!11!!1!1!

Huh?
0-1: 128,512
2-3: OBLIVION!
4-5: Toes.
6-7: THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
8-9: Infinity!



[BEGIN BOSS BATTLE 1]
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/3501/39828

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP

Popple: WTF!! HOW CAN HE HAVE SO MUCH HP????
(In the audience)
???: They need help.
???: But how?
???: I'VE GOT IT! LET'S FIGHT WITH THEM!
(Battle)
???: *Jumps on stage*
Popple: Who are YOU?
???: I'm...CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Bean-Y: *Anime fall*
Captain Obvious: Anyway, I , Firebrand, Fuzzbush, Robo-Mouse, Titanium Fuzzy, and Some Random Guy In The Audience are here to fight with you!

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP
Firebrand: 30 HP
Captain Obvious: 45 HP
Reserves: Fuzzbush, Robo-Mouse, Titanium Fuzzy, Some Random Guy In The Audience

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP

Captain Obvious: Knock a wall on him!
Popple: THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Popple threw a bomb! A wall fell on Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly took 128,512 damage! Bean-Y rammmed Turbo Fly! Firebrand used Firebrand on Turbo Fly! Captain Obvious poked Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly permantly doubled Speed! Turbo Fly boosted attack by 5 times!

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP
Firebrand: 30 HP
Captain Obvious: 45 HP
Reserves: Fuzzbush, Robo-Mouse, Titanium Fuzzy, Some Random Guy In The Audience

Turbo Fly: 80 HP (Attack x5) (Perma-Fast)

Popple rammed Turbo Fly! Firebrand burnt Turbo Fly! Bean-Y rammed Turbo Fly! Captain Obvious poked Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly rammed Bean-Y! Bean-Y was defeated! Fuzzbush joined the battle! Turbo Fly recovered all health! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Fuzzbush: 30 HP
Firebrand: 30 HP
Captain Obvious: 45 HP
Reserves: Robo-Mouse, Titanium Fuzzy, Some Random Guy In The Audience

Turbo Fly: 100 HP (Attack x10) (Perma-Fast)

Everyone attacked Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly rammed Captain Obvious! Captain Obvious was defeated! Robo-Mousc joined the battle! Turbo Fly recovered all HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Fuzzbush: 30 HP
Firebrand: 30 HP
Robo-Mouse: 20 HP
Reserves: Titanium Fuzzy, Some Random Guy In The Audience

Turbo Fly: 100 HP (Attack x20) (Perma-Fast)

Everyone attacked Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly attacked Firebrand! Firebrand was defeated! Titanium Fuzzy joined the battle! Turbo Fly restored all HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Fuzzbush: 30 HP
Titanium Fuzzy: 35 HP
Robo-Mouse: 20 HP
Reserves: Some Random Guy In The Audience

Turbo Fly: 100 HP (Attack x40) (Perma-Fast)

Everyone attacked Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly attacked Fuzzbush! Fuzzbush was defeated! Some Random Guy In The Audience joined the battle! Turbo Fly recovered ALL HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Some Random Guy In The Audience: 40 HP
Titanium Fuzzy: 35 HP
Robo-Mouse: 20 HP

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP (Attack x80) (Perma-Fast)

Popple, Titanium Fuzzy, and Some Random Guy In The Audience attacked Turbo Fly! Robo-Mouse started summoning something! Turbo Fly attacked SRGITA! SRGITA was defeated! Turbo Fly recovered all HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Titanium Fuzzy: 35 HP
Robo-Mouse: 20 HP (Summon-2 Turns)

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP (Attack x160) (Perma-Fast)

Popple and Titanium Fuzzy attacked Turbo Fly! Robo-Mouse continued summoning! Turbo Fly attacked Titanium Fuzzy! Titanium Fuzzy was defeated! Turbo Fly recovered all HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Popple: 50 HP
Robo-Mouse: 20 HP (Summon-1 Turn)

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP (Attack x320) (Perma-Fast)

Popple attacked Turbo Fly! Robo-Mouse is ready to summon! Turbo Fly attacked Popple! Popple was defeated! Turbo Fly restored all HP! Turbo Fly's attack doubled!

Robo-Mouse: 20 HP (Ready to summon)

Turbo Fly: 128,612 HP (Attack x640) (Perma-Fast)

Robo-Mouse preformed Summon! BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo appeared! BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo used Super Fist of the Nose Hair on Turbo Fly! Turbo Fly was defeated!
[END OF BATTLE]
(Stop music)

Turbo Fly: *Explodes*
Popple: *Turns valve*
LAST VALVE TURNED!
Boiler Room Door: *Opens*
Popple and Crew: *Go through*

Do they go to the Boiler and Breaker Rooms?
A. Yes
B. No



Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/136/27
[BOILER ROOM A]
Car: *Runs over Bean-Y*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM B]
Pie: *Sits*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM C]
Baker: *Gets pie*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM D]
Fire: *Burns*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM E]
Dude: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Popple: Yeah, you do that.*Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM F]
General White: *Blows up*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM G]
EggRobo: *Takes off*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM H]
Robo-Mouse: Squeak!
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM I]
Waluigi Twin: VOTE FOR TEAM ROCKET!
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM J]
Waluigi Twin: COME ON!
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM K]
Angry Mob: *Shows up*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM L]
Waluigi Twin: *Gets OWNED*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM M]
Dude: Hey Waluigi Twin! You got OWNED!
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM N]
Mack Da Knife: *Leaps*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM O]
Herd of Dinosaurs: *Tramples the boiler*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM P]
Blooperman: *Flies into wall*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM Q]
Blooperman: *Flies into Kryponite*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM R]
Blooperman: *Flies into closed boiler door*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM S]
Blooperman: I am here to obey!
Popple: Fly into the boiler. *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM T]
Blooperman: *Flies into the boiler* *Blows up*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM U]
Superman: Thanks for destroying Blooperman.
Popple: You're welcome. *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM V]
Random Toad: *Eaten by mantas*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM W]
Prof. Lol: Muh huh huh...
Popple: ? *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM X]
10-Ton Weight: *Falls*
Popple: *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM Y]
Pie: *Done*
Popple: *Eats pie* *Walks through*

[BOILER ROOM Z]
Bean-Y: *Rejoins Popple*
Popple: *Walks through*
(Stop music)

[CENTRAL VALVE ROOM]
Mega Fly: *Blows out the ground*
Everyone: *Falls*

Open-Ended Question!
Who do you want to appear?



[EMERGENCY VALVE ROOM]
Everyone: *Lands*
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/135/57
[BEGIN BIG BOSS BATTLE 1]
Popple: 60 HP
Bean-Y: 30 HP

Mega Fly: 100 HP

Everyone rammed Mega Fly! Mega Fly rammed Popple!

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 30 HP

Mega Fly: 85 HP

Everyone did the same!

Popple: 40 HP
Bean-Y: 30 HP

Mega Fly: 70 HP

Everyone did the same!

Popple: 30 HP
Bean-Y: 30 HP

Mega Fly: 55 HP

Everyone rammed Mega Fly! Mega Fly used Super Ram on Bean-Y! Bean-Y was defeated!

Popple: 30 HP

Mega Fly: 40 HP

Mega Fly rammed Popple! Popple was defeated!

Phoenix Wright: I OBJECT!!!!!!!
Mega Fly: HUH?
Phoenix Wright used OBJECTION! Popple was healed! Bean-Y was revived! Mega Fly's Super Ram was disabled!

Popple: 30 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Mega Fly: 40 HP

Everyone rammed Mega Fly! Mega Fly rammed Popple!

Popple: 20 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Mega Fly: 25 HP

Everyone did the same!

Popple: 10 HP
Bean-Y: 15 HP

Mega Fly: 10 HP

Mega Fly: Oh, ****...

Popple rammed Mega Fly! Mega Fly was defeated!
(Stop music)
[END BIG BOSS BATTLE]

*Mega Fly coughs up the Garnet and dissolves into nothing*
Popple: Well...
Bean-Y: Yay! Yay!
|POPPLE AND TEAM GOT THE SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING GARNET!|
Popple: According to the map, on Oho Oasis.
Bean-Y: But how do we... Oh no...
*A massive amount of water carries them out*

END CHAPTER 1!

Choose the order!

A. Reality Scene
B. Mario and Luigi Scene
C. Bowser Scene
D. Audience Backup Scene



-----BOWSER SCENE-----
Bowser: Gah! WHAT'S GOING ON??
Kammy Koopa: Sir-
*Goomba, Green Ninjakoopa, and Brown Ninjakoopa bust in*
Goomba: Ha!

[BEGIN BOWSER BATTLE 1]
Bowser: 1,000,000 HP

Goomba: 50 HP
Green Ninjakoopa: 75 HP
Brown Ninjakoopa: 75 HP

Bowser used Super Ground Pound! Goomba was defeated! Green Ninjakoopa was defeated! Brown Ninjakoopa was defeated!
[END OF BATTLE]

*All three are tossed to Guffawha Ruins*

Bowser: So?
Kammy Koopa: Well, Your Largeness...
theBeanbeanKingdomisbrokenandsevenpowerfulgemsareneededtorepairitandPopplehasbeensenttogetthem.
Bowser: *Goes off*
-----END ANTICLIMATIC BOWSER SCENE-----


~~~~~MARIO BROS SCENE~~~~~
Mario: *Knocked out*
Luigi: *Knocked out*
Mario: *Gets up* Ow.
Luigi: *Wanders off*
~~~~~END INCREDIBLY BORING MARIO BROS SCENE~~~~~


{MAIN PLOT}
[OHO OCEAN]
Popple and Bean-Y: *Get spat out of pipe*
Popple: Glub!
Prince Peasley: *Flies overhead* So you are looking for the gems?
Bean-Y: Yes!
Prince Peasley: Then, a bet! If you can find the other 6 gems before me, you get... 1,000,000,000,000,000 Delfino coins!
Popple: Wow!
Prince Peasley: I'm off! *Flies away*
Popple and Bean-Y: *Swim to shore*

[EAST BEANBEAN]
Popple: So, what does the map say?
Bean-Y: The next gem is in Oho Oasis!
Nappa: *Steals the map*

What does Nappa say? You choose!



Nappa: I'll be taking that, see?
Popple: HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE!

[BEGIN BOSS BATTLE 2]
Music: http://downloads.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/..._armed_boss.mp3

Popple: 70 HP
Bean-Y: 40 HP

Nappa: 85 HP

Popple rammed Nappa! Bean-Y rammed Nappa! Nappa fired energy blasts at both!

Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 20 HP

Nappa: 70 HP

Everyone did as above! Bean-Y was beaten!

Popple: 30 HP

Nappa: 65 HP

Popple threw a Poison Mushroom and a Slow Shroom at Nappa! Nappa was poisoned! Nappa was slowed! Nappa fired a small energy burst at Popple! Nappa took 5 damage from poison!

Popple: 20 HP

Nappa: 60 HP (Poison-3 Turns) (Slow-4 Turns)

Popple threw 3 Super Bombs at Nappa!

Popple: 20 HP

Nappa: 30 HP (Poison-2 Turns) (Slow-3 Turns)

Popple rammed Nappa! Nappa fired a small energy blast at Popple! Nappa took poison damage!

Popple: 10 HP

Nappa: 15 HP (Poison-1 Turn) (Slow-2 Turns)

Popple rammed Nappa! Nappa was cured of poison!

Popple: 10 HP

Nappa: 5 HP (Slow-1 Turn)

Popple rammed Nappa! Nappa was defeated!

[END BOSS BATTLE 2]

Which Star Piece does Nappa have?

0: Blue Star
1: Green Star
2: Orange Star
3: Azure Star
4: Purple Star
5: Marine Star
6: Red Star
7: Yellow Star
8: Gray Star
9: Brown Star



This update was written by Waluigi Twin, with editing a little by me. It's a reward for him being just about the biggest fan of the story.


Nappa: You...faker! *faints*
Popple: *grabs the map and the Azure Star from Nappa's unconscious body* I'll be taking those BACK, see?
*Suddenly, a bright light comes out from thin air! It hits Nappa, and he starts to...dematerialize?! Popple looks behind him, and notices that, standing right behind him, is none other than....some guy that Popple doesn't recognize.*
Popple: Who are you? Bill Gate's stepbrother?
Bean-Y: *turns around* GASP! It's Wally, the infamous deleter! He's a madman that will never stop until our entire dimension has been erased!
Popple: Yeah, that was going to be my second guess.

{MEANWHILE...}
[CYBERSPACE]
*A giant wormhole opens, and Nappa falls into cyberspace. He makes a rather painful landing.*
Nappa: OW! What the heck happened?!
*Nappa looks around, and quickly deduces that he's no longer in the Beanbean Kingdom. He then notices a shadowy person nearby, and walks up to it.*
Nappa: Hey, you! What is this place?
Shadow: This, stranger, is Cyberspace. It is the dimension people go to when they have been deleted by Wally or others.
Nappa: How do you know?
Shadow: I was a previous victim of Wally's deletion ray. As you can see, although I have managed to resist being completely erased, I am literally a shadow of the person I once was. If I am ever to become whole again and escape this place, I will need to absorb 15 binary codes from other victims...such as you!
Nappa: Wha-
*The shadow blasts Nappa, seperating his body and soul. Nappa's soul is sucked into Hell, and his body transforms into binary code, which the shadow proceeds to take. A bit of the shadow's colour comes back, and his left foot changes to that of Nappa's*
Shadow: Only 14 more to go...MUA HA HA!

{BACK WITH POPPLE}
Wally: *menacing grin* IT'S TIME FOR SPRING CLEEEEENING!
*Wally aims his deleting device at Popple, and-*
General Starshade: Stop right there, criminal!
*The Starshade Bros. run in*
Sergent Starshade: By orders of the queen, you are to be banished from this kingdom immediately! We shall not take no for an answer!
Wally: In that case...TAKE THIS!
*Wally shoots another bright light, which hits the General. The General quickly disappears.*
Sergent: NO! Wally....you will pay for deleting my brother! If I must go to drastic measures to get rid of you, then so be it!
*Sergent Starshade pulls out a remote, and presses a button on it. A trapdoor opens up underneath Wally, and the infamous deleter falls into it. A cannon then rises up from where Wally fell, and blasts him far off into the distance.*
Sergent: *Yelling to Wally as he flies past the horizon* AND IF YOU EVER SET ONE FOOT IN THIS KINGDOM AGAIN, YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T!
*The sergent leaves. Popple and Bean-Y then look at each other, and then start their trek to the Oho Oasis.*

What order do we see?

A: Nappa-General Starshade-Popple
B: Nappa-Popple-General Starshade
C: General Starshade-Popple-Nappa
D: General Starshade-Nappa-Popple
E: Popple-Nappa-General Starshade
F: Popple-General Starsahde-Nappa



Now two parts are up. All Cyberspace parts were written by WT.

[CYBERSPACE]
*General Starshade, like Nappa, falls in from the sky. He lands on his feet, and dusts himself off...it's only a reflex action, though, since there's no dust in cyberspace.*
General: Darn Wally...catching me off guard
*The General notices a shadowy figure standing nearby. The figure looks like he's just done something rather exhausting, but it doesn't really matter to him right now.*
General: Hey, lad! Where is this place?
Shadow: ...Man, that Wally must have a loose trigger finger. It hasn't even been a minute!
General: What did ya say?
Shadow: Oh, I was just mumbling.
General: Ah. Well, lad, can I ask you something?
Shadow: Let me guess; you want to know where you are, right?
General: No, I'm quite confident that I'm in Wally's infamous Cyberspace. What I want to know is, what happened to that guy who was zapped before me?
Shadow: You mean Nappa? Well...uh...
*General Starshade can't quite make out the character's face, but judging by the sound of its voice, this stranger was definitely in hot water. He took a closer look at the shadow, and noticed something peculiar; his left foot looked exactly like...No! That's impossible! This man is not Nappa, and yet he has Nappa's foot! How could this be...unless...*
Shadow: So, you've figured it out, huh?
*The shadow then grabs General Starshade by the throat, and starts to absorb his body as a binary code.*
General: ACK! The pain! My life...it's flashing before my eyes!

[GENERAL STARSHADE'S FLASHBACK]
I see....a farmhouse! And there I am, running with Ebony and my brother through the fields of corn!
Past General Starshade: No, Ebony! Stop digging up the corn stalks!
And there, on the porch...it's Ma! Oh, my dear, sweet ma! She was always asking for me to do my chores, but she never stopped looking out for me!
General Starshade's Ma: ALFIE! DANNY! Come in and do your chores!
Yes, those were the...wait a second! My name's not Alfie, OR Danny! I'm seeing somebody ELSE'S life before my eyes!

[CYBERSPACE]
*General Starshade snaps back into reality.*
General: What the heck-
Shadow: Sorry about that; it must be some kind of glitch. This whole 'data transfer' ability is hard for me to do without-
General: Stop talking! I don't have long to live, and I want to ask you something before I die!
Shadow: And that is...?
General: ...You name. What's...your name! I should...know the name...of the man who...killed me.
Shadow: Well, if you must know...my name is Damien. Damien Hasero the fourth. But, you may call me the 'Overlord Advisor'.
General: ...I've heard of you! How...how...
*Before another word can be said, General Starshade's spirit rises into Heaven...and, two seconds later, is booted down to Hell. Damien, formerly known as the Shadow, now has the General's mushroom top in place of his hair.*
Damien: What an odd fellow. Oh well; at least that's one more code than I had before!



[EAST BEANBEAN]
Popple: Okay... WTF?
Bean-Y: Uh...
Ground: <_< *Opens*
Popple and Bean-Y: *Fall in*
Bean-Y: SINCE WHEN CAN THE GROUND DO EXPRESSIONS???

[UNDERGROUND FOREST]
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/135/28
Popple: Er...
Bean-Y: Now what?
Popple: Well, we should go through this forest...
Bean-Y: Hey! Look! Tracks!
Popple: Well, shall we follow them?
Bean-Y: Eh, why not.
Popple: *Runs off*
Bean-Y: *Follows*

[UNDERGROUND FOREST GROTTO]
Bean-Y: HEY! Look at that Star Piece!
Popple: Hmm... It's the Orange Star!
Bean-Y: Just HOW do YOU know?
Popple: It's orange.
Bean-Y: Oh.
Popple: Anyhow... *Reaches, but is hit by an arrow*
Bean-Y: Huh? *Hit*
Popple: I can't move!

Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/135/18
???: My trap, you have fallen into!
Popple: Who are YOU?
???: Bowyer, I am!
Bean-Y: Why do you have us captured?
Bowyer: My plans, you must not ruin! The Star Piece, if you grab, my plans shall fall!
Popple: So? We don't want it!
Bowyer: But grab, you were planning to! A THIEF, YOU ARE!
Popple: Uh oh...
Bowyer: So get it, you shall NOT!
Bean-Y: Um... Then what are you going to do with us?
Bowyer: PUNISHED, you shall be!
Popple: By who?
Bowyer: The Aeros! Nya nya!
Popple: WHO?
Bowyer: A challenge! If defeat the Aeros, you can, you must reach my hideout! NYA!
Popple: That's easy!
Bowyer: But a 1000 arrows, you must dodge! Aeros, ATTACK!
Aeros: *Attack*



BEGIN BATTLE 4
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/135/10

Popple: 70 HP
Bean-Y: 40 HP

Aero: 40 HP
Aero: 40 HP
Aero: 40 HP

Popple attacked the first Aero! Bean-Y attacked the second Aero! All the foes attacked Bean-Y!

Popple: 70 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP

Aero: 25 HP
Aero: 30 HP
Aero: 40 HP

Popple and Bean-Y attacked the first Aero! The first Aero was defeated! The remaining Aeros wimped out and fled!
END BATTLE
(Stop music)

Bowyer: ARRGGGGH! *Flees with two remaining Aeros* REVENGE SHALL I HAVE!
Popple: That was... anticlimatic. Did the writer get bored?
Fourth Wall: I put up with this in EVERY fictional piece! NO MORE! *Quits*
Bean-Y: What's that sound?
*Water rushes in and sweeps them out to the open ocean*

What island do they land on? You choose!


[HELL]
Nappa: *Lands* Oof! Where am I?
Generic Fighter Fly #5: This is Hell, buddy.
*The Aero lands on Nappa*
Nappa: OUCH! *Parlyzed* Today is a bad day...



CHAPTER 2: Odd Times in Oho Ocean

[DRAGON ROOST ISLAND]
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/124/38
*Popple and Bean-Y wash up on shore*
Popple: Ugh... *Looks around* This place is a WRECK, see?
Bean-Y: It looks like large robotic insects related to beetles came in, tore the place apart, and imprisoned all the beings living here.
Popple: ...
Bean-Y: What? It's just a guess.
*Popple and Bean-Y climb up the slope to the destroyed aerie*
Bean-Y: I have an ominous feeling about this.
*Two robobeetles drop in*
Robobeetle 1: GET THEM!
Robobeetle 2: YEAH!

[BEGIN BATTLE 5]
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/3501/30
Popple: 70 HP
Bean-Y: 40 HP

Robobeetle: 30 HP
Robobeetle: 30 HP

Popple threw a bomb at the first Robobeetle! Bean-Y rammed the second Robobeetle! Both Robobeetles attacked Bean-Y!

Popple: 70 HP
Bean-Y: 10 HP

Robobeetle: 20 HP
Robobeetle: 25 HP

Popple threw two bombs at the second Robobeetle! Bean-Y threw an Invincishroom at the second Robobeetle! The second Robobeetle got Bean Fever!
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION! Robots cannot get fever!
The second Robobeetle was cured! Bean-Y was defeated!
Popple: Hey!
Phoenix: Sorry, but the law takes no sides!
Both Robobeetles attacked Popple!

Popple: 40 HP

Robobeetle: 20 HP
Robobeetle: 5 HP

Popple threw bombs at both Robobeetles! Popple's bag of items is empty! Robobeetle 2 was defeated! Robobeetle 1 attacked Popple!

Popple: 25 HP

Robobeetle: 10 HP

Popple attacked the Robobeetle! The Robobeetle was defeated!
(Stop music)
[END BATTLE]

Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/124/38

Robobeetle 1: Urk! *Flees to the inside of the mountain*
Robobeetle 2: We will get you for this! *Flees*
Popple: Now what?
Bean-Y: Well, we could follow them, we could go explore that wrecked building, or we could do something else.

Which do they do?
A: Follow the Robobeetles.
B: Explore the aerie.
C: Something else. (They can't leave the island)



Popple: *Walks into cave*
Bean-Y: ...Why am I the only smart one around here? *Goes into the aerie*

[DRAGON ROOST CAVERN]
Popple: Where did they- WHAT THE? *Captured*

[AERIE]
Bean-Y: Where IS everyone?
???: HEY! UP HERE!
Bean-Y: Huh? *Looks up* Who are you?
???: Name's Spangle. I'm following in the footsteps of the KING, baby!
Bean-Y:...Who?
Spangle: Elvis. Elvis Presley.
Bean-Y: Okay... Why are you up there?
Spangle: I was touring these islands, and got captured. If you free me, I'll make it worth your while!
Bean-Y: Where is the key?
Spangle: Some guys took it. They're in the cave. But you need a key to get in.
Bean-Y: And where is this key?
Spangle: It's on the beach.
Bean-Y: Thanks!

What should Bean-Y do?
A: Go directly to the beach, and explore the aerie's wreckage later.
B: Explore the aerie now, then go to the beach.



*Bean-Y pokes around the aerie. Soon, he find a Delivery Bag*
BEAN-Y GOT THE DELIVERY BAG!
*Bean-Y continues looking around, and finds a Bomb Bag*
BEAN-Y GOT THE BOMB BAG!
Bean-Y: Bombs? ...HehehehehehHAHAHA! *Runs out*
Spangle: ...Uh-oh.

DRAGON ROOST BEACH
Bean-Y: Okay, where are those Robobeetles?
*Two Robobeetles fall out of the sky*
Bean-Y: Oh.

BEGIN BATTLE 6!
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/1319/20

Bean-Y: 40 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 30 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 30 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb, which hits both for 10 damage*
*Both Robobeetles do generic attacks, which do 5 damage each*

Bean-Y: 30 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 20 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 20 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb*
*Robobeetle 1 attacks*
*Robobeetle 2 calls in backup*

Bean-Y: 25 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 10 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 10 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 30 HP

WHAT NOW?
0-2: NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO!
3-5: NOBODY EXPECTS GROOVE GUY!
6-8: NOBODY EXPECTS DARK HEADBONK GOOMBA!
9: NOBODY EXPECTS ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!


SCP got 0: NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO!

Jinjo: *From audience* NOBODY EXPECTS ME! *Throws a Jiggy to Bean-Y*
Bean-Y: Thanks?
*Bean-Y used the Jiggy!*
*All foes were immobilized for 2 turns!*

Bean-Y: 25 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 10 HP (Immobilized!)
Scout Robobeetle: 10 HP (Immobilized!)
Scout Robobeetle: 30 HP (Immobilized!)

*Bean-Y threw a bomb!*
*Robobeetles 1 and 2 were defeated!*

Bean-Y: 25 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 20 HP (Immobilized!)

*Bean-Y threw a bomb!*
*Robobeetle 3 is no longer immobilizied!*

Bean-Y: 25 HP
Scout Robobeetle: 10 HP (Immoblized!)

Robobeetle 3: ...I'm doomed.
*Bean-Y threw a bomb!*
*Robobeetle 3 was defeated!*
[END BATTLE]
(Stop music)

Bean-Y: *Picks up cave key*

WHAT SHOULD BEAN-Y DO?
A: Go straight to the cave! Popple is in danger!
B: Look for stuff on the beach! Popple can wait!


Bean-Y: ...Meh, Popple's fine.I'll look for stuff!

{MEANWHILE}
Popple: *Suspended above boiling hot lava* DEAR LORD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!

{BACK WITH BEAN-Y}
Bean-Y: *Looking* Ooh! *Picks up big bomb* There's words on it!

To Whom It May Concern:
Pick up the bomb.

*Bean-Y picks it up. It explodes*
*Smoke clears*
Bean-Y: The text changed!

Dear Whoever,
You have obtained the power of bombs.
1: Call "BOMBS!!!" to send bombs raining from the sky.
2: As you become better at explosives, you may learn new moves.
3: There are places with other forms of explosives. Try to get those other explosives.
4: In a situation where you have tried every form of explosives and none worked, hold the Ultimate Bomb and call "BOMBGON!!!" to summon me, Bombgon.
Sincerly,
Bombgon, God of bombs.

Bean-Y: Cool.
*The sand shifts, and Tileoid B pops out*
Tileoid B: *Takes out a laser* Any last words?
Bean-Y: Just one. BOMBS!!!
*Many bombs fall from the sky and land on Tileoid B*
Tileoid B: What the...
*The bombs explode, killing Tileoid B*
Bean-Y: Cool.

What now?
A: Go free Popple and Spangle, then come back.
B: Search for yet more stuff, then free them.


Bean-Y: I guess I have to go rescue them...
*Bean-Y trudges off*

DRAGON ROOST CAVERNS
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/2643/16
Bean-Y: *Uses key*
*The door opens, and Bean-Y steps in. He jumps in a pot, and warps to the Boss Room*
???: HALT!
Bean-Y: Who are you?
???: I am Magtail! I and my team will CRUSH YOU!

*Begin Battle 6!*
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/2643/44
Bean-Y: 40 HP
Magtail 1: 30 HP
Magtail 2: 30 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb. It explodes on both*
*Magtail 1 bites Bean-Y, doing 7 damage*
*Magtail 2 does the same*

Bean-Y: 26 HP
Magtail 1: 20 HP
Magtail 2: 20 HP

*Everyone repeats*

Bean-Y: 12 HP
Magtail 1: 10 HP
Magtail 2: 10 HP

*Bean-Y throws another bomb, blowing the two to bits*
*End Battle!*
(Stop music)

*The Magtails are gone, and Bean-Y advances into the Boss Room*

BOSS ROOM
Music: http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/2643/16
Bean-Y: Anyone here?
*PFC Robobeetle leaps in*
Bean-Y: Who are you?
PFC Robobeetle: I am... PFC Robobeetle! I was assigned to operations here on Dragon Roost Island!
Bean-Y: Okay...
PFC Robobeetle: Now, we fight!

*Begin Boss Battle 3!*
http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/1314/16
Bean-Y: 40 HP

PFC Robobeetle: 60 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb*
*PFC Robobeetle stabs Bean-Y*

Bean-Y: 30 HP

PFC Robobeetle: 50 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb*
*PFC Robobeetle stabs Bean-Y*

Bean-Y: 20 HP

PFC Robobeetle: 40 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb*
*PFC Robobeetle stabs Bean-Y*

Bean-Y: 10 HP

PFC Robobeetle: 30 HP

*Bean-Y throws a bomb*
*PFC Robobeetle stabs Bean-Y*

Bean-Y: I'm done for.. unless... BOMBS!!!
PFC Robobeetle: What the-
*Bombs rain from the sky and explode, doing 30 damage to PFC Robobeetle*
*PFC Robobeetle was defeated!*

*End Battle!*
*Stop music*

http://gh.ffshrine.org/song/2643/16
PFC Robobeetle: asdf *explodes, leaving behind the Cage Key*
*Bean-Y picks up the Cage Key, jumps up, and unlocks the cage, freeing Popple*
Popple: Thanks.
Bean-Y: No prob.
*The ground starts rumbling, and Gohma bursts out of the lava*
Bean-Y: BOMBS!!!
*Bombs rain into the lava*
Bean-Y: Oh no.
*Bean-Y and Popple flee, not stopping until they reach the aerie. Bean-Y frees Spangle, and the whole group flees to a boat and sails off. Seconds later, the volcano explodes*
*Stop music*
Bean-Y: That's a relief.
Spangle: Well, I'll travel with you guys.
*SPANGLE JOINED THE PARTY!*
Popple: Nice.
*The group sails, until they approach a whirlpool*
Popple: Crap!
Spangle: I blame you.
*The group is sucked into the whirlpool*

Where do they land?

0: Islet of Steel
1: Metal Cavern
2: Islet of Steel
3: Metal Cavern
4: Islet of Steel
5: Metal Cavern
6: Islet of Steel
7: Metal Cavern
8: Islet of Steel
9: Metal Cavern



METAL CAVERN
Bean-Y: Ohh... my head.
Popple: Where is this?
Bean-Y: According to the map, Metal Cavern.
Popple: This ain't good, see?
Spangle: Just... chill out.
Popple: Let's get off this island!
Spangle: But how, dude?
Bean-Y: We have to go through that cavern.
Popple: Why?
Bean-Y: This map points out that the waterway to the exit is down there.
Popple: Yeah...
Spangle: Duuuuuuuuuuuude, let's go.
Popple: Is there cash?
Bean-Y: Yes.
Popple: *Runs into the caves*

METAL CAVERN CAVES
Popple: Yay! Precious stones I can steal and sell on the black market!
Bean-Y: What about the gems?
Spangle: Dude... Let's go.
*Two Snufits float in*
Snufit 1: It's POPPLE!
Snufit 2: Dude, let's beat him up!

*Begin Battle 7*
Popple: 50 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP
Spangle: 25 HP

Snufit 1: 40 HP
Snufit 2: 40 HP

Popple: Dude! We got nerfed!
*A Red Chao pops up*
TRC: Your HP counts were too confusing.
*Fourth wall breaks*
Bean-Y: <_<
TRC: Anyhow, on with the fight! *Floats away*
*Popple rams Snufit 1, doing 7 damage*
*Bean-Y rams Snufit 1, doing 5 damage*
*Spangle thwacks Snufit 2, doing 5 damage*
*Snufit 1 shoots Popple for 15 damage*
*Snufit 2 shoots Spangle for 15 damage*

Popple: 35 HP
Bean-Y: 25 HP
Spangle: 10 HP

Snufit 1: 28 HP
Snufit 2: 35 HP

IT'S YOSHI DAYCARE PLAYING TIME!
0: SCP - Jewel Egg
1: Whispy - Starly Plushie
2: Dark Craw - Spear
3: Law-Ninja - Lawsuit
4: Jinjo - Exploding Jiggy
5: Generic Goomba - Shroom
6: Brown Magikoopa - Slow Shoes
7: Roy - DS
8: Magma - Pencil
9: Angelf1sh - Paper



and then it was cancelled