dream log 57

uhh

i'm a lucario who keeps coming back to a river, and then i'm a hero in a local village, but problem is, the villagers want to do something nasty to me. they were closing in around me, until the mayor screams and they back off.

the mayor is like "w-wait, everybody! you can't do that! but, uh, we have a tradition of covering the hero in cake mix goop and parading the giant cake around the village. so, people, if you would be so kind as to leave lucario alone until then..."

i get a weird image of lucario being covered in cake goop and the feeling that everybody wants to eat me. then i think "oh no i'm gonna have to draw a picture of myself in goo to save myself from these villagers"

then i wake up and i guess i don't have to...?