So you wanna speedrun SM64?

Submitting the spliced 16 star run to SDA was the most epicly stupid action I've ever committed. I only pointed out that I don't know what alcohol tastes like, never smoked, never had sex, etc. to show how horrible and out of character this was. I had never done anything of this evil magnitude before and I never will again.

I did upload 63 consecutive single star WRs from May 2007 to May 2008 for Super Mario 64, as mentioned. They were all legit, not that I expect anyone to believe that. There were reasons that I lost confidence in the integrity of Super Mario 64 competition and ultimately gave up on it, but there's something else I really need to say first.

Once again, I'm going to make this as short and simple as I can. On February 16th 2007, I said this:

"Retiring from Mario Kart 64 is foolish, I've learned how that solves nothing. I will continue to play. My times should be removed from the kart site, but I'm sure they won't since I never cheated and that is the only basis for removal of times."

It was part of my post at the bottom of page 3 in this topic:

http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1170552958/50

Immediately after that post, I deleted my forum account and became Ex Member Myles. I don't know whether it was a dream, vision, or something that actually happened, but God did light up the sky and speak to me. Then, I became as large as the universe and hovered in blackness, seeing all of the stars. This took place in the AM hours of January 23rd 2003. Seems more like a dream/vision, doesn't it? That's fine. I'm willing to concede that after all these years.

Immediately after deleting my forum account, I looked myself in the mirror and said:

"These people do not have enough respect for you. Leave this place, become legendary, and cheat. Cheat in such a way that you become more and more legendary off of the false video. Then, return to this place and maybe someday you can realize your goal of having your times removed."

I did have the common sense to wait three months before beginning this wicked journey. I focused on college and finished the Spring 2007 semester in early May. I took a few days to pray and meditate, and finally decided it would be best to carry out the master plan. The youtube channel was created May 7th 2007. The first video was uploaded May 19th 2007. All of the competitive website videos (63 star WRs, Koopa/Slide WRs, etc.) were real, but finally the 16 star vid on May 11th 2008 was not. Then, I created the shadowofmyles account I am using now and returned to this forum days later. Just about everything has gone according to plan.

That was the only time God spoke to me, but since then I've had countless dreams/visions of myself flying through the sky and dominating the Earth like a super hero. I've even had a few dreams of myself flying out of the atmosphere into darkness. Beginning last year, I started to have dreams with evil creatures following me up into the sky. Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."

That brings us to the present time. I do have to admit, I wasn't expecting to get caught. I thought I would be making a confession soon. I guess you could say this was something that didn't go according to plan. I first learned of the allegations January 17th, studdered around with excuses, and said I needed to discuss this publicly. Last weekend, I still didn't have the words right. I finally have it all figured out now, so let's bring this to an end.

How many people believe all that stuff I just said, anyway? Probably no one. Ok, so I'm "crazy" and I cheated. Let's start removing the times, like, now. I graduated from college because I had to. I may go back and get a PhD because I might feel that I have to. I am working at the best company in my city because I have to work and it's the best way to do that. I'm single and have no kids, but I visit with my family. Sure, I love them, but you also feel a sense of obligation there. Otherwise, I am going to share these extreme experiences of mine and find out who believes and who doesn't. If I only have one friend out of 7 billion plus people, that's fine because I have heaven later on.

Cheating was still stupid and a sin at that. I was wrong to do it. In no way do I condone my action and I do not encourage anyone else to do the same. I felt bad joining this place October 4th 1998, but I did it anyway. I was suicidal the whole time I climbed the charts during the next few months. I could've been Martin McMullan. On May 31st 1999, I became a Christian and it saved me. I always wished I could've became a Christian first because I never would've had any desire to join this place.

I think enough damage has been done. I wish you all the best. I hope several players better than myself join this place and love competing. I'll play these games again, I might even upload videos again, but I will never compete with anyone else again. These are great games, but I wish I never would've competed in the first place. The decision is yours whether or not to remove the times. I hope that you do, but I'm not really in a situation to make requests.

God bless you all. I'm sorry for all of my deception. It won't happen again.