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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You both like tumblr.
- You: Hello there
- Stranger: Hai
- You: how are you?
- Stranger: 9/10
- You: that's pretty good
- You: have any interesting stories to tell?
- Stranger: Hmm...
- You: I have a good one
- You: let me pull it up
- Stranger: my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to become the next Hokage
- You: cool
- You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09aWU0NThNVkhfTEE/view?usp=sharing
- You: greentext
- Stranger: I can't copypaste this I don't know why
- You: tinyurl it is
- You: http://tinyurl.com/k29oxvg
- Stranger: one sec
- You: ok
- Stranger: what the fuck
- Stranger: are you one of these anonymous hackers?
- You: no
- You: I am dan
- You: wait
- Stranger: http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/581115932/go-to-omeglecom-post-interest-tumblr-introduce#reply
- Stranger: this Dan you mean?
- Stranger: you are hacker.
- You: Yes, that dan
- You: No, I am not a hacker (but I use linux)
- You: My name is actually dan
- You: let me show you proof
- Stranger: ok
- You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09aWhuMi0xbzNJaDBEQ2tVUFpmQWFySExmOUZ3/view?usp=sharing
- Stranger: uh
- You: that's right, you can't copy & paste
- You: http://tinyurl.com/m6ntjhz
- You: This was taken earlier in the day
- Stranger: this doesn't prove it's this conversation
- You: give me a second
- Stranger: you may listen to this radio meanwhile
- Stranger: http://edenofthewest.com
- Stranger: it's really lovely
- You: ok
- Stranger: WHAT'S UUP
- You: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzwJVTrg9P09QkN3V3IyamNKMGc/view?usp=sharing
- You: Not much
- Stranger: SEATBELTS - Ask DNA (eco.size)
- You: http://tinyurl.com/nu573u4
- You: I don't know why my phone turned it into a PDF
- Stranger: holy shit you're for real actually
- You: I know
- Stranger: so why you give your real name to autists on /b/?
- You: I didn't make the thread, I just saw it and joined in on the fun
- Stranger: never EVER give anything that directly indentifies you on /b/
- You: I didn't give them anything
- Stranger: but you did the name, and photo of yourself along with it
- You: what?
- You: I didn't put that on 4chan
- You: I put that here and here alone
- You: Because talking to one random stranger beats 4000+
- Stranger: are you listening to the radio
- Stranger: I've gave you
- You: not currently, let me pull it up
- Stranger: I listen to this all the time
- You: I like it
- You: I have a lot of jazz and classical on my phone
- Stranger: these guys play jazz very often
- You: cool
- You: thanks for showing me
- Stranger: oh a philharmonic orchestra
- Stranger: I love listening to this radio but mostly when dj's are up
- You: yeah
- You: I mostly listen to NPR
- Stranger: Larwell is the best
- Stranger: what vidya do you play?
- You: Halo, Battlefield, garrys mod, TF2 and other games like that
- You: what vidya do you play?
- Stranger: nothing besides [spoiler]molten-wow WotLK[/spoiler] because my pc has dogshit intergrated graphic card
- You: that sucks
- You: I do all of my gaming on a $20 GPU
- Stranger: you still on the radio? weaboo time
- You: no thanks
- Stranger: but i like FMA it's a good chinese cartoon
- You: I can't stand weeaboo stuff like that
- You: A friend of mine tried to get me to watch full metal alchemist, do you watch it?
- Stranger: yes, but if you will ever watch it watch Brotherhood instead of first one
- Stranger: I'm a regular /a/ poster
- Stranger: hate me
- You: that's ok
- Stranger: so where are you from ?
- You: Illinous
- You: Illinois
- Stranger: where is that?
- You: USA
- You: Where are you?
- Stranger: UK , London
- You: ok
- Stranger: South East London
- You: Is the town filled with supernatural, sherlock, and doctor who shit?
- Stranger: London is a shithole, don't ever come here
- You: It beats being by Ferguson
- Stranger: I'm moving out next year to Reading
- Stranger: it's a town about 50 miles away from Condon
- You: cool
- You: I live too close to ferguson for comfort
- You: Abotu 30 or so miles away
- Stranger: I have no idea about USA besides that it's burgers and pollacks (like myself) in Chicago
- You: ok
- You: Have you heard about ferguson?
- Stranger: Yeah I did
- You: ok
- Stranger: but nothing in-depth
- You: ok
- Stranger: what is most famous about Ferguson
- You: the riots, the racism and what is left of a quicktrip
- Stranger: is it true that when you are in america
- Stranger: and you see a nigger trying to rob your car
- Stranger: you do nothing because when you would
- Stranger: you would just get shot dead
- Stranger: ?
- Stranger: taking that you don't have a gun on yourself to shoot him first
- You: That depends on the person
- You: Would he do the shooting or would a cop do the shooting?
- Stranger: what is it like in genral for most cases
- You: If he is breaking into my car, I have the right to defend my property.
- Stranger: meaning you have the right to shoot him to immoblizie him
- You: I am not sure what the state law is on shooting in a populated area in this instance.
- Stranger: or just shoot him dead
- You: Yes
- You: You have that right
- You: Not many people carry guns on them at all times.
- Stranger: ok
- You: At least not in my area
- Stranger: so if an outsider was being robbed
- Stranger: but he isn't there with a permit to work
- Stranger: or anything
- Stranger: and he is being robbed
- Stranger: can he fuck the robber up with a gun and not face
- Stranger: any consequences
- You: define outsider
- Stranger: except for 50 other gang members trying to rape him
- You: being outside?
- Stranger: outsider someone who came to the country for a vacation
- You: ok
- You: I believe so
- You: I would imagine, so long as you have a passport, that few of your native laws would apply
- Stranger: guns aren't legal in my country
- You: that is a scary thought
- Stranger: only wildlife hunters can own one legally or police or anything above
- Stranger: well you can get a gas gun or some shit like this
- Stranger: but you need to have a permit for it
- Stranger: we defend ourselves with fists
- You: I guess that could work
- Stranger: tough they might not be very effective against guns
- You: that makes sense
- Stranger: oh well I'm gonna leave you buddy and as a symbol of non-faggotry of this conversation , I'm gonna post this on /b/
- You: I will beat you to it
- Stranger: ok go on
- Stranger: so in 3
- Stranger: 2
- Stranger: 1
- Stranger: START
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