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- >The kids were the first to wake up.
- >What do kids have against sleeping in on the weekends?
- >They sure didn't have a problem with it during the school week.
- >You would think they would be the very last to wake up.
- >But, alas, they were actively running around and yelling.
- >They kicked in your bedroom door, and tried to steal your blanket from you.
- >You freaked out, making Fluttershy boot them outside to go play.
- >You weren't even dressed and you do not want those little fillies seeing you in the nude.
- >You and Fluttershy snuggled back in and went back to sleep.
- >The sun was just barely over the horizon.
- >Way too early...
- >A pounding on your door kept you from getting any sleep.
- "Oh for the love of... What!"
- >Rarity walked in, saw the two of you, and backed out, closing the door again.
- >"OH! I'm so sorry!"
- "We're not doing anything."
- >"Oh. Well, may I come in?"
- "Yes."
- >She slowly cracked open the door, peeking around it to make sure you really weren't doing anything.
- >When she confirmed it, she came in and walked up to the bed.
- >You sat up and she blushed at your bare chest.
- >Nothing wrong with being shirtless, so you ignored it.
- >"Fluttershy, I was thinking we could work on the wedding some more today."
- >Fluttershy lifted her head and gave Rarity a very tired look.
- >She dropped her head back into her pillow.
- "I think that's a no."
- >Rarity sighed.
- >"Oh, okay then."
- >She turned to leave, but you stopped her.
- "What exactly needs doing?"
- --
- >Rarity explained the few things that still needed to be done.
- >A florist, photographer, entertainment, and the venue.
- >That's nothing.
- >All it is is just requesting their services and scheduling the date, right?
- >And with about 2 months to plan, that's plenty of time.
- "I actually saw a flower stall in town I think would be perfect for the flora."
- >"Anonymous, darling, wouldn't you rather use a larger establishment then just a stall? Surely they won't be able to deliver the flowers in the time requested."
- "There's nothing wrong with supporting the local businesses."
- >You go to climb out of bed, but you stop after you throw a leg from under your blanket.
- "Oh wait. Rarity can we talk about this in a few minutes? I need o get dressed."
- >Rarity blushed again and turned her head away.
- >"Heheh, right. Sorry. I'll talk to you in a few minutes."
- >She walked away and shut the door behind her.
- >You threw the blanket off and grabbed a set of clean clothes.
- >You put on some shorts for the time being.
- >Leaving Fluttershy to sleep, you walked downstairs to check on everypony.
- >Steelwing and Rainbow Dash were still passed out in the living room.
- >You check the kitchen for the others.
- >Twilight, Rarity, and Morning Dew were sitting at the table, chatting it up.
- >Pinkie Pie and Applebloom were preparing a rather large breakfast with what little food you had left.
- >The fillies were outside, so that's everypony accounted for.
- --
- >You walk to the bathroom and start your shower.
- >You take your sweet time, enjoying the warmth and steam that encompasses you.
- >The beat of the water on your skin and face is really relaxing your muscles and even relieving the slight headache leftover from last night.
- >After what feels like 10 minutes, you step out and get dressed.
- >You brush your teeth and begin to start shaving.
- >Twilight opens the door and walks in.
- >"Oh my I'm so sorry!" she yells and turns around.
- >You look behind you, trying to figure out what she's embarassed about.
- "What?"
- >She as a hoof over her eyes.
- >"I didn't mean to intrude! I just had to use the restroom!"
- "I don't know what your embarassed about. I'm only shaving."
- >She was still looking away, but dropped her leg from over her eyes.
- >"You mean that's not an indecent act?"
- "Indecent... what? No it's not. It would be if I was still naked, but I'm dressed now."
- >She turned around to face you again.
- >"Oh... well then..."
- "Can I finish up first?"
- >"Okay."
- >You resume shaving, Twilight asking questions the whole time.
- --
- >"What's that white stuff?"
- "Shaving cream."
- >"What's it do?"
- "I don't know."
- >"So then why do you put it on?"
- "It gives me a better shave and the razor slides alot easier. At least I think."
- >"So you're not even sure but you use it anyways?"
- "Yup."
- >"That's pretty stupid."
- "Don't you have somewhere to be?"
- >She pointed at the toilet.
- "Oh yeah. I'll be done in a minute."
- >"So why do you shave all of your hair off?"
- "It looks and feels better to have a smooth face."
- >"I think it makes you look less intelligent."
- "Yeah well I'm not trying to impress you."
- >You look into the mirror and run a hand through your hair.
- "I need to ask Rarity for a haircut."
- >"Why would you cut off your mane?!"
- "Because I like short hair."
- >"Why."
- "It looks better."
- >"I don't think so."
- "It's traditional where I come from."
- >"But that-"
- >She just realized you said tradition.
- >Not wanting to insult your heritage, she let it be at that.
- "Alright you can have the bathroom now."
- >You pack up your hygiene gear and throw your dirty clothes in the hamper.
- >You close the door behind you as you exit the bathroom.
- --
- >May as well go sit with the others in the kitchen.
- >Hey look Rainbow and Steelwing were awake.
- >Rainbow was standing in from of the table, Pinkie and Applejack still at the stove, and the rest sitting down.
- >"How does that not make him a danger to us all?" asked Rainbow.
- "Who are we talking about?" you ask as you walk in.
- >"Good mornin' Anon." said Applejack. "Rainbow here's tryin' ta convince us you're a dangerous creature."
- "How's that working out for her?"
- >"We're not convinced."
- "Very well."
- >"How can you deny it?" asked Rainbow. "He EATS other creatures!"
- "So do griffons."
- >You vaguely remember Fluttershy telling you Rainbow Dash has a mean griffon friend.
- >From your knowledge, griffons are half eagle, half lion.
- >Two predators combined.
- >If they were herbivores here, that would be crap.
- >But Rainbow Dash kept her composure.
- >"No they're not! Gilda only eats plants!"
- "You have only seen her eat plants?"
- >"Yes, but that doesn't mean she eats meat!"
- "What ever helps you sleep at night."
- --
- >You catch a wiff of something wonderful in the air.
- >You look towards the table and see Steelwing, Morning Dew, Applejack, and Rarity drinking a black beverage.
- "Is that... coffee?"
- >"Yup!" smiled Morning Dew. "I made it myself. Would you like some?"
- "I haven't had coffee in ages. I wonder if it's different here. Sure I'd like a cup."
- >Morning Dew hopped off the chair and walked to the counter.
- >There was a coffee pot there you never saw before.
- >Maybe she just got it this morning?
- >She poured you a cup and hoofed it to you.
- "Thank you, ma'am."
- >She squeed and smiled, then went back to her seat.
- >"Hey Anon, ya hungry?" asked Applejack.
- "Sure. What do you got?"
- >"Eggs, hashed browns, and toast."
- "Awesome."
- >Pinkie serves you a plate at the table with lightning speed.
- >You thank her and take a seat.
- >"We were thinkin' a' makin' some of that... uh... bacon ya got in there... but... well, ya know?"
- "...Sure."
- >Something about making bacon is all you caught out of that.
- --
- >Applejack can make some good potatoes.
- >But being a country girl, you shouldn't be surprised.
- >Pinkie Pie was frying the eggs and Applejack was buttering the toast as well.
- >They should be a team in a cooking competition or something.
- >The two of them cooking together is like magic in the kitchen.
- >Twilight walked in the kitchen and frowned when there were no seats at the table.
- >"Is the food done?" she asked.
- "Mhmm." you hum, mouth full of food.
- >You take a sip of your coffee.
- >It's bitter, straight black.
- >You take it to the fridge and pour a little milk in it.
- >A few spoons of sugar to sweeten it.
- >You try another sip and shrug.
- >Good enough.
- >You went back to the table and grabbed your plate.
- "Take a seat Twilight."
- >"Thank you Anon."
- >As Twilight sat down, you walked by the doorway and sat down against the wall.
- >The others stared at you as you continued eating your breakfast.
- >You looked up to catch them staring.
- "What?"
- >"Darling, why are you eating on the floor?" asked Rarity.
- "Because there's no room at the table?"
- >"You already had a seat. Why did you give it to me?" asked Twilight.
- "Because I don't need it."
- --
- >"But Anon, It's improper to eat off the floor like an animal," said Rarity.
- >The plate was in your lap...
- >You shake your head and continue eating.
- >Pinkie Pie and Applejack served up a few more plates of food to the ponies at the table.
- "Did the girls already eat?"
- >"They sure did," said Applejack. "They ran back outside when they were finished."
- "Alright. Just making sure."
- >You hear a moan come from the door of the kitchen.
- >Everyone looked up to see Fluttershy standing there.
- >Her mane was messed up with her bangs covering one eye.
- >Her eyes were half closed, and her mouth hung open with a little drool on her chin.
- >If you didn't know better, you'd think she was a-
- >"Zombie!" screamed Pinkie Pie as she dove under the table where the others were.
- >"Huh? Wuh?" asked Fluttershy, still half asleep.
- >You couldn't stifle the laugh that escaped you lips.
- >Fluttershy slowly turned her head to look at you.
- >You shut up immediately.
- >She was cute, but scary.
- >You nonchalantly take another sip of your coffee.
- >Maybe it's best not to get on her nerves this morning.
- --
- >"What did you do to Fluttershy!" yelled Rainbow Dash, pointing a hoof at you.
- "Shut up Rainbow."
- >Pinkie was still cowering under the table.
- >"She's not a zombie, Pinkie," assured Twilight. "You can come out."
- >"Phew! You fooled me Fluttershy!" laughed Pinkie.
- >"Huh?" asked Fluttershy who had no idea what was going on.
- "Do you need some coffee?" you asked Fluttershy.
- >She nodded her head.
- >You got up and walked to the coffee pot.
- "Do you want it black?"
- >She nodded again.
- >You chuckle quietly to yourself.
- >You pour her a cup and walk to the table.
- "Steelwing, can Fluttershy have you seat?"
- >He hopped off without a word walked over to Fluttershy to help her walk to the table.
- >Fluttershy got into the chair and slowly started sipping on her coffee.
- "Hey Rarity, I don't think Fluttershy's doing anything today."
- >"That's okay Anonymous." replied Rarity. "As long as you're up and about, we can get a few things done today."
- "I was thinking we could go ask the florist in town to if she can make the flower arrangements."
- >"Okay. I think we should also take a look at a few places for the wedding to take place."
- "Well, you're the wedding planner. I'll do what you think is best."
- --
- >Rarity put a hoof over her heart.
- >"Really? You want me to be your wedding planner?"
- >Her face grew a little red.
- "I thought it was already decided you were? You sure act like it, anyways."
- >"Well I was only trying to help, but the wedding planner!"
- >She squealed with glee and bounced around the kitchen.
- >Fluttershy groaned and put her legs over her head.
- >"Oops. Sorry," whispered Rarity.
- "Perhaps we should take this in the other room."
- >"Don't worry, Anonymous. We'll watch her," assured Steelwing.
- "Thanks," you nod.
- >All but Fluttershy and her parents left the kitchen for the living room.
- >You took a seat in the recliner while Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity shared the couch.
- >Rainbow Dash looked around for a place to sit, but pouted and sat on the area rug instead.
- "So out of curiosity, what are your plans for the day? Rarity and I are working on the wedding a little bit."
- >"I'm going to go home a reshelf all the books in the library," said Twilight with a smile.
- >That doesn't sound very fun at all, but okay.
- >"Ah think Ah'ma go help Big Mac mend the fence 'round the orchard."
- >At least it's productive.
- >But work on a weekend?
- >"I'm going to make cupcakes!" proclaimed Pinkie.
- >No surprise there.
- >"I'm gonna go take a nap," said Rainbow Dash.
- >She only just woke up and she's going back to sleep?
- >Laaazyyy...
- --
- "Hey Rainbow Dash. You like to go fast, right?"
- >"You know it!" she yelled.
- "How bout we go for a run sometime. Or a race perhaps."
- >She burst into laughter.
- >"A race? Against me? AHAHAHA!!!"
- "Heheh, yeah that is pretty rediculous, to think that you would stand a chance."
- >She stopped laughing and glared at you.
- >She flew over and hovered in front of you, her face close to yours.
- >Her voice grew serious.
- >"Anytime, anywhere."
- >You brought your hand to your chin.
- "Hmm... I'm a little busy today. How bout some other time?"
- >She smiled and drew back.
- >"I'll hold you to it."
- >She lowered herself to the floor and walked out the door.
- >"Now why'd ya have ta go antagonize her like that Anonymous?" asked Applejack.
- "I'm sorry. I couldn't resist." you say with a smile.
- >"Anonymous, don't lower yourself to the ruffian nature of Rainbow Dash," said Rarity.
- "Maybe I can get on her good side by acting like her for a little while."
- >"Well let me tell ya somethin' Anon," said Applejack. "Ah know first hoof that Rainbow Dash doesn't play fair in a race."
- "I'll keep that in mind."
- --
- >The five of you sat in there chatting for a while.
- >Eventually, everypony decided it was time to carry on with their plans for the day.
- >You saw them out at the door and thanked them for the great party.
- >Rarity stayed with you.
- >The two of you walked back into the kitchen and see Fluttershy's face buried in her forelegs on the table.
- "Is she gonna be okay?"
- >"She'll be fine," answered Steelwing.
- >Morning Dew giggled.
- >"She's just got a little headache," said Morning Dew.
- "Heheh. I'll bet."
- >You walk over and put your hand on Fluttershy's shoulder.
- "Hey, Rarity and I are going into town. Do you want me to bring you back something?"
- >She shook her head, face still buried.
- "Alright. Just let me know if you want anything."
- >You kiss her on the top of the head.
- "Come on, Rarity."
- >Rarity nodded and followed you out of the house.
- >"Are you sure she's going to be fine?" asked Rarity.
- "It's just a hangover. She can't even handle a few glasses of hard cider, much less whatever Pinkie put in that punch."
- >Rarity laughed.
- >"Yeah. She sure becomes very lovable when she drinks."
- "You have no idea."
- --
- >The two of you reach town and walk around the market, looking for your target stall.
- >When you finally found it, there was no vendor around.
- >The display of flowers were set out though, so you and Rarity walked over anyways.
- >"What about these ones?" asked Rarity, pointing to some violets.
- "Meh. I was thinking these things," you say, pointing to some chrysanthemums.
- >"Those things are ugly. How bout these?" she asks, pointing to some morning glories.
- "Those would be better for a center piece I would think. I don't think we should use them for a corsage or anything like that."
- >"Hmm. Perhaps you're right."
- "Maybe we should wait for the vendor and ask them."
- >"Can I help you?"
- >You and Rarity turn around to see a light green pony with a red and pink mane walking up to you.
- "Speak of the devil."
- >You meet her halfway and extend your hand.
- "Hi. I'm Anonymous and this is Rarity."
- >She smiles and shakes your hand.
- "Are you the owner of this stall?"
- >"Yes I am," she said. "My name's Roseluck. How may I help you?"
- "Well you see, I'm getting married in less than 2 months, and we were hoping you could reccomend some flowers to use."
- >She looked at you, then to Rarity and smiled.
- >"Is this the lucky pony?" she asked.
- >You and Rarity reeled back.
- "What? Oh no, no, no. It's not like that. She's my wedding planner, you see."
- >She giggled.
- >"I'm sorry. You two just look like a good couple so I assumed you were together."
- >You raised an eyebrow at Rarity who turned away and blushed.
- "Right. Well, could you help us?"
- >"No problem." she said, walking around to the back of her stall.
- --
- >She pointed out various flowers and you and Rarity argued about each one, Roseluck occasionally giving her two cents.
- >Roseluck, with her professional opinion, tossed the idea of just a simple rose for the men and women.
- >Rarity thought this was cliched, but you liked it.
- >It was simple and always looked good.
- >They moved on to the centerpieces and random wall decorations Rarity wanted.
- >Roseluck offered her help, but Rarity was making sure all the flowers were perfect.
- >You trusted their expertise and decided to leave them to argue.
- >You decided to go buy the latest paper from the new stand.
- >You tosses the pony behind the stall two bits and grabbed a paper.
- >Finding a spot next to the fountain in the town square, you open the paper and begin your job search again.
- >You haven't worked in over two weeks.
- >Your bits were running very low and it was time to get back in the workforce.
- >Although working odd jobs isn't necessarily the most supporting work, it gets you by.
- >Most of the work is similar from the last time you checked, so there was nothing special.
- >Nopony is ever hiring for a permanent position.
- >There's too many ponies in Ponyville for there to be any need.
- >Perhaps you should follow through with the others' idea for starting your own food stand.
- >"Hey you!"
- --
- >You look up from your paper and spot a brown earth pony with a dark brown mane staring you down.
- "What's up?"
- >You go back to reading your paper.
- >The pony walks up and tears the paper from your hands and throwing it to the ground.
- "That's fine. It's not like I was reading that or anything."
- >The sarcasm in your voice could not have been anymore obvious.
- >"I have a bone to pick with you!" said the earth pony, stomping his hoof once.
- >You bent down to grab your paper, but he kicked it away from you.
- "Do you have something against newspapers or something? Are you illiterate? I got a friend who works at the library wh-"
- >"Shut your stupid face!" shouted the earth pony.
- >You could thrash this pony no problem right now.
- >But not only are you in the middle of town, you can't afford to be thrown in jail with your wedding on the way.
- >You could probably break out with ease, but living a life of crime is not what you want for your new family.
- >Wait what were you thinking about?
- >Oh yeah, this little punk.
- >Earth ponies were known to be pretty headstrong.
- >Being a young stallion could have also contributed to the reason he decided to confront you like this.
- >He doesn't seem too smart though from the few words you've exchanged so far.
- --
- >You lean towards him, elbows resting on your knees.
- >He took a step back.
- "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
- >He wasn't a cop, you just like irritating people who annoy you.
- >"You," he said with a deep voice.
- >Real intimidating.
- "Really? What's wrong? Did I forget socks or something?"
- >You check yourself to see if you forgot anything.
- >"No. You need to-"
- "Is it my breath?"
- >You breathe into your hand and sniff.
- "Can't be that."
- >"No! You need-"
- "Well how about-"
- >"YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF PONYVILLE!" he shouted as loud as he could, his eyes closed.
- "I do? Hmm... No I don't think so. Fluttershy is safe at home with her parents and all my business is in town today."
- >"That's not what I'm talking about!"
- >You can tell he was getting extremely agitated with you.
- >This is fun.
- "Oh. Well, am I in danger or something?"
- >You look around and scratch your head.
- >"Yes... Yes you are..." said the pony, his voice sounding a little sinister.
- --
- >You still weren't impressed with his tough act.
- "Are the ninjas attacking?!"
- >You stand up quickly and spin around, searching the rooftops.
- >"What? NO!"
- "Oh. Phew. I was a little worried for a second there."
- >"I mean..." he paused for emphasis. "you are in danger from me."
- >You looked him up and down.
- >You bust into a hearty laughter.
- >He glared at you with fury in his eyes.
- "Oh wait. You're serious? Here, let me laugh harder. AHAHAHAHA!!!"
- >He let out a war cry and spun to buck you.
- >You spread your legs and he hit the fountain between your legs.
- >That little bastard was aiming for your shins.
- "Good try, but no."
- >"There's more where that came from if you don't get out!"
- >He ran away.
- >You looked at the fountain where he hit.
- >There was a chip and a few small cracks where he hit the stone.
- >That could've been really bad if he had made contact with your shins.
- >You quickly pick up your paper before the wind decides to scatter it.
- >Time to go find Rarity.
- --
- >You go back to Roseluck's stall, both ponies still talking.
- "Hey, what's up?"
- >"Where did you go, Anonymous?" asked Rarity.
- "I went to get a paper," you hold it up. "I need to look for some work again."
- >"Oh, okay. Roseluck and I were just finalizing the deal here."
- "I hope you didn't go overboard, Rarity. I don't know if I could afford anything fancy.
- >"Trust me, darling. Everything is fine."
- >Roseluck nodded her head as well.
- "Alright. I trust you. Just send me the bill later."
- >"You got it, Anonymous," said Roseluck.
- >You left the stall with Rarity at your side.
- >"Where to now?" asked Rarity.
- "You said you wanted to look at venues, right?"
- >"Of course, darling. I meant which spot are we going to look at?"
- "Oh. I was hoping you had an idea?"
- >She sure did.
- >There was the pavillion in town square, a hilltop on the outskirts of Ponyville overlooking the town, Horseshoe Lake with the ceremony taking place in the center of the shoe, and she even offered her own backyard.
- "I'll talk to Fluttershy and see what she wants to do."
- >"Very well, Anon. So unless you have something else planned for us today, I think I'll head home."
- "Nope. I got nothing. I guess I'll see you later then?"
- >"Yes. Have a good night, darling."
- "You too, Rarity."
- >You waved her off and make your way home.
- --
- >When you do finally get home, you walk in to find Fluttershy feeling better than this morning.
- >When you asked her where her parents were, she told you she told them to go home.
- >They made sure she was feeling well before they left.
- >Steelwing, with the help of Morning Dew, made her a little soup to try to help Fluttershy feel better.
- >He also told her about the little conversation you had with him last night.
- >He must have scored some serious brownie points with Fluttershy as she was ecstatic when she told you.
- >It looks like he was really trying to get on her good side.
- >"So how was your day, sweetie?" asked Fluttershy.
- "Well, I went with Rarity to go ask Roseluck the florist about our flower arrangements."
- >"What is she doing with them?"
- "I don't know. Rarity said she and Roseluck took care of it."
- >"I thought you said you were with them?"
- "I left to go buy a newspaper to start looking for work again."
- >"Oh, okay then."
- "I also had a little run in with a brown pony."
- >"What happened? They didn't hurt you did they?"
- >She looked you over, trying to find a bruise or cut.
- "Heheh, not quite. He just threatened me to get out of Ponyville. Nothing new."
- >Fluttershy thought about it.
- >"I don't know about any brown ponies who would do that. You didn't hurt him did you?"
- "Nah. He tried to hit me, but then he ran away."
- >"Oh. Well, you should be careful just in case."
- >You kissed her on the forehead.
- "No problem."
- --
- >The next few days were uneventful.
- >The two of you returned to your normal lives once more.
- >You got back into your morning routine, which was a little difficult given the small hiatus you took to get aquainted with Fluttershy's parents.
- >Your running isn't as bad as you thought it would be, but worse nonetheless.
- >Should you and Rainbow Dash decide to race, she would probably kick your ass.
- >Scratch that.
- >She would, without a doubt, kick your ass.
- >You return home.
- >Shower, shave, breakfast.
- "You said you need to come to town today?" you ask between bites of bacon omelette.
- >"Yes. Rarity wants to show me some of her designs for the dress."
- "Cashneeven make-"
- >You swallow.
- "Can she even make a dress this quickly? She's got like..."
- >You sit there and count the weeks on your fingers.
- >You take too long.
- >"Seven weeks," answers Fluttershy.
- "Right... I knew that."
- >After breakfast, Fluttershy sees you out at the door.
- "You sure you don't want to come to town with me?"
- >"I'm sure," she nodded. "There's some business with the animals I need to tend to before I go to Rarity's today."
- "Fair enough."
- >You kneel down and give her a kiss on the cheek.
- "See you later. Love you."
- >She giggled and waved as you walk away.
- >"I love you too," she squeaked.
- --
- >Today was the day you performed landscape maintenance for Ponyville.
- >As soon as you stepped into town hall, a carabiner of keys hit you in the face.
- "AH! WHAT THE FUCK!"
- >You grip you face where you had been hit.
- >Thankfully it was only a small key that struck you in the eye.
- >"There's your keys," said the secretary. "Now get to work and leave me be."
- >You glare at her as you reach down and take the carabiner, hooking it to your belt.
- "Yeah. I'll get right on that."
- >You didn't break eye contact until you left the building.
- >Down to the storm cellar you go.
- >You had taken some extra time out of your day to organize the pile of crap that used to be this cellar.
- >You never use anything more than the push mower, rake, hedge clippers, and watering can.
- >It was only recently you also decided to carry a trowel with you for the flower gardens.
- >The work was hard, but strangely relaxing.
- >There was something about fresh cut grass that just made you feel happy.
- >It brought back memories as well.
- >You were mowing the grass around Surgarcube Corner, softly singing to yourself.
- "Yeah, I'm chillin' on a dirt road. Laid back swervin' like I'm-"
- >"Hey you!"
- >You turn around to see a very familiar face.
- --
- >It was the brown colt from the other day.
- >"I thought I told you to get lost?"
- >He stomped his hoof to emphasize his point.
- >You crossed your arms and put your hand to your chin.
- "Have we met?"
- >That sure threw him for a loop.
- >"Wait, what? You don't remember me? We just met a few days ago near the water fountain!"
- >You thought about it for a second.
- "Oh yeah! You're the illiterate pony who hates newspapers! Hey, great news. I talked to my friend and she said she would lo-"
- >"I AM NOT ILLITERATE!"
- "Whoa, careful buddy. Lets start with small words before you jump to anything more than 3 syllables."
- >"I CAN-"
- >He cut himself off and took a deep breath, calming himself down.
- >Aww... maybe next time.
- >"I am here to make due on my promise of forcing you to leave."
- >You raise and eyebrow.
- "Oh? And just how do you plan on doing that?"
- >He smiled.
- >"I'm going to kick your flank so bad, you will run back to the Everfree Forest where you belong."
- --
- >As hard as you tried, you could not contain your laughter.
- >You were getting on his nerves again.
- >His angry faces made you laugh harder.
- >"And just what is so bucking funny!" he demanded.
- >You wipe a tear from your eye and pulled out your hedge clippers.
- >You opened them wide, your face looking through the gap of the blades.
- "I think it's best if you just go. I don't need to perform a neutering today, do I?"
- >You quickly scissors the blades closed to emphasize your point.
- >He grew extremely worried and backed away from you, his tail tucked between his legs.
- >"Y-you wouldn't be so tough without your tools. And when you least expect it, I will find you."
- >He turned and ran.
- >You smiled and shook your head.
- >You started to get back to work, but another voice stopped you.
- >"You wouldn't really do that, would you Anon?"
- >You stopped and looked around.
- >Where did that voice-
- >You were just hit with a cupcake from above.
- >You look up and spot Pinkie Pie waving at you from an upstairs window to Sugarcube Corner.
- --
- >You waved back.
- "Say what now?"
- >You wiped as much of the cupcake from your hair as you could.
- >"You said you were going to 'neuter' him. Did you really mean it?"
- >Pinkie was frowned as she asked.
- "How long were you listening anyways?"
- >"I came along when he started yelling about not being able to read."
- >You cover your mouth with your hand to try to surpress a laugh.
- "I'm sorry Pinkie. No, I did not mean it."
- >"Well you sure were convincing," Pinkie shuddered.
- >"But I'm happy you stood up to a bully," she smiled.
- "Heheh," you rub the back of your head. "Thanks Pinkie."
- >After a few seconds of silence you speak up.
- "Hey, I'm gonna get back to work, okay?"
- >"Okie dokie lokie!"
- >She disappeared inside, but poked her head out again.
- >"Hey Anon!"
- "Yeah?"
- >"You should come to Sugarcube Corner for lunch today."
- "Sorry Pinkie, I was going to go to the diner and see-"
- >"I have cherry pie."
- "I will see you at lunch."
- --
- (Fluttershy's PoV)
- >After a short chase with Angel over some stolen carrots, you begin to make your way into town.
- >It was almost lunch and you are safe to assume Anon will be at the diner.
- >You come upon the Ponyville city limits, when you are greeted by an orange pegasus.
- >"Hi there!"
- "Oh, um, hello. My name is-"
- >"Fluttershy," he says with a smile.
- "Oh, yes. How did you know that?"
- >"You can't expect me not to know the name of the most beautiful pony in Ponyville."
- >You blush.
- "Heheh... Why thank you very much mister. Now if you'll excuse me-"
- >"Are you going to lunch?"
- "Why, yes I am."
- >"Would you care to join me? I would like to invite you out to the diner."
- "Oh, well, you see, I was actually going to meet-"
- >"Please?"
- >You thought about it for a moment before you let out a defeated sigh.
- "Oh... well, I guess that's okay."
- >Anon wasn't expecting you today anyways.
- --
- >The pegasus was walking by your side.
- >He was giving you a creepy stare and and even creepier smile.
- >A smile bigger than Pinkie Pie's, showing as many teeth as possible.
- >You shiver.
- >You get to the diner and take your seats.
- >The waitress comes out and you each take your orders.
- >All you would like is acup of tea, which the waitress brings out lickity split.
- >"So Fluttershy, I hear you're getting married soon."
- "Mhmm," you nod and stir your tea.
- >"I have a questiong though."
- "Hmm?" you ask, still stirring your tea.
- >"What ARE you marrying anyways?"
- >You drop your spoon and stare at him.
- "What?"
- >"I asked, what are you marrying? It's certainly no pony. I'm a little curious."
- >Your face brightens up.
- "His name is Anonymous. He's a human. No he's not a pony, but that's okay beca-"
- >"Hey Fluttershy!"
- --
- (Anon's PoV)
- >Lunch time rolls around and you are starving.
- >The problem is, you're on the opposite side of town from Sugarcube Corner, the diner directly between the two of you.
- >You could've just said 'No' and be wating a lot sooner.
- >But... pie.
- >You begin your walk to Sugarcube Corner, tools on your belt and the mower being pulled behind you.
- >You pass the diner and take a look at the outside seating area.
- >What you see surprises you greatly.
- >Fluttershy was drinking tea with some orange pegasus you've never seen before.
- >You smile and start waving your hands over your head.
- "Hey Fluttershy!"
- >She turned towards you and smiled.
- >Leaving her friend, she trotted towards you and flew up to embrace you in a hug.
- >You looked past her at her friend, who was noticably pissed.
- >"Where are you off to?" asked Fluttershy, breaking the hug.
- "I was just gonna go to lunch at Sugarcube Corner."
- >"Do you mind if I come with?"
- "What about your friend ov-"
- >You look up to see he is gone.
- "Oh. Well then, nevermind. Yeah, lets go."
- --
- >The walk to Sugarcube Corner was without a hitch.
- >You ask Fluttershy about her friend, but she doesn't want to talk about it.
- >Fair enough.
- >Pinkie Pie isn't manning the counter today.
- >It's Mrs. Cake instead.
- >Pinkie Pie calls to you from a table and invites the two of you over.
- >"Hey Anonymous!" she waves. "I didn't know Fluttershy was here too."
- >You pull a seat out for Fluttershy, then you take a seat yourself.
- "She wasn't, but I saw her in town on my way over here. Is that oikay with you?"
- >"Of course, silly! There's nothing better than a good surprise!"
- >You smile.
- >She sure is right about that, although you don't care too much for surprises.
- >Sure they're fun, but you like to know what's going on ahead of time.
- >"So Fluttershy, what were you doing in Ponyville?"
- >"I wanted to surprise Anon at the diner for lunch."
- >This day is just full of surprises.
- >"But I guess he wasn't gonna be there anyways," Fluttershy always seemed sad.
- >You run your fingers through her mane, eliciting and smile and a hum of approval.
- "Looks like i turned it around and got the surprise on you, huh?"
- >"Yeah," she giggled.
- >Pinkie was also giggling.
- >"Hey! Who wants cake?"
- >You were really disappointed.
- "Cake? I thought we were having pie?"
- >"Of course we are, silly! You don't like cake with your pie?"
- "It's a choice of one or the other. You can't have both."
- --
- >Pinkie Pie froze and just stared at you, a blank expression on her face.
- >You stared back with a straight face.
- >"What?" she asked.
- "Cake or pie?" you ask.
- >"Why cake of course!"
- "Blech... Pie is best dessert."
- >"That's insane! Cake is the dessert for every occasion!"
- "You speak lies!"
- >You both turned to Fluttershy and asked simultaneously,
- "What do you think Fluttershy?"
- >"What do you think, Fluttershy?"
- >Fluttershy shrunk in her chair.
- >"I-I don't have an opinion... If that's okay with you..." she squeaked out.
- >You shook your head, snapping yourself out of this train of thought.
- "Agree to disagree?" you ask Pinkie, holding out your hand.
- >"Sure thing!" she smiled and shook your hand.
- >She ran off to talk to Mrs. Cake before disappearing into the kitchen.
- "Sorry about that," you say to Fluttershy. "I got a little into it."
- >"That's okay," said Fluttershy.
- >Pinkie was out in no time with your lunch.
- >The three of you spent the next hour just talking and being goofy.
- >Well, you and Pinkie at least.
- >Fluttershy had a derpy moment or two, but she was still having fun.
- >You wave goodbye to Pinkie Pie and walk Fluttershy to Rarity's.
- >Giving her a kiss goodbye, you get back to work.
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