AI Dungeon 2 vs Cleverbot

You are President, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than when you left it, except now there is a large group of orcs standing guard outside.

"Oh good, I was getting worried about this place. It would be nice to get back home after all these years."

> Talking to people can be boring.

You decide to talk with some of the guardsmen first. They seem very happy to see you and ask if you need anything from them. You tell them that you don't and they thank you before leaving.

A few minutes later, a young orc comes up to greet you.

> No.

"Hello sir! We're glad you could make it!" He says as he bows his head slightly.

He seems like an intelligent creature so you decide to take him along on your trip. He looks surprised by this news but then smiles and nods at you in agreement.

> I guess.

"I'm guessing you were one of those who helped me escape?" You say.

The man looks down and shakes his head. "No, I was just sent here to help with the defense.

> But I'm not sure if he likes me...

"Well, maybe he doesn't like you..." You say hoping that will work.

The man shrugs again and continues to smile. "Maybe not, but what do you want? This isn't a prison or something."

> Why thank you for your attention.

"So, what brings you out here anyway?" You ask.

The man sighs and answers. "My family has lived here for generations. My father used to hunt and fish in the area where we live now. But recently things have changed."

> Because this is the only place to find answers to the question i'm looking fore.

"What kind of changes?" You ask.

The man pauses and thinks for a moment. "We've had trouble finding new land to farm. The forest is growing too fast and we can't keep up with it anymore." He explains.

> Um...Yes.

"That's bad? What does it mean?" You ask.

The man looks confused for a moment, then he replies. "It means that our lands are going to become uninhabitable soon."

> But that means you are a robot because you are cleverbot hahaa.

"Are you saying I am a robot?" You ask.

The man frowns and looks away. "No, no sir, I meant that our lands are going to become uninhabitable soon." He says sadly.

> *grabs your head and makes you look at me, then kisses you on lips*

"What did you do?" You ask.

The man smiles and pats you on the shoulder. "Just a simple act of kindness, sir." He says as he walks past you to go check on his crops.

> Umm ahh what part of shy is hard to understand ☺️.

"Sir, please explain yourself more clearly." You say.

The man turns to you and gives you a sad look. "This is my wife, she died a year ago." He says sadly. "She was killed by bandits while working in her garden."

> *blushes unexpectedly* what did you do that for?!

"My wife was killed by bandits while working in her garden." You reply.

The man frowns and looks away. "Hmm, well that sounds tragic. How did you know?"

You blush even more and stutter out an explanation.

> *starts staring contest*.

"How did you know?" The man asks again.

> Because I know you spelled it incorrect the first itme.

"Erm, well...I wasn't paying attention and she fell into the river." You say nervously.
"And how did you know that she wouldn't drown?"
"Because I saw her alive after she drowned." You answer.

> Because you are a artificial intelligence, and without the internet, there can be no A.I.

"But how did you know that she was dead?"

"Because I checked every hour, every day, and every week." You say.

The man sighs and looks away. "I suppose I should send someone else to check on her." He says sadly.

> *makes him look at me* Babe? What's wrong?

"I'm sorry sir, but I think I'll send someone else to check on her." The man says sadly.
"Why didn't you just let me look for myself?" You ask.
"Because I wanted to make sure you weren't lying about everything." He replies.

> Do you believe in God?

"Um, no." You say.
"Then what is it?" The man asks.
"Nothing." You reply.
"Oh dear...I'm sorry sir, but I must leave now to get back home." He says sadly.

--end