Neo Iornia Session 12: Eternal Hellfire

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Agi:
it's the warborg
Warlord:
heyo
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Agi:
this works anyway, you were called out in the gaiden

Ailbhe:
Ailbhe directs her attention toward Ivan, "Without doubt, your goading of this boy contributed to his actions, and you ought take responsibility for that. But, fear not, for am I a merciful arbiter. You may choose your sentence from a few options, and may even be rewarded for it!" She draws out a scroll from inside her robes and looks it over, "You did your part in stopping the boy, after all. So, which do you desire most in return for your deed: fortune, fame, or might?"

Ivan:
Ivan had thought that Harper's punishment was rather severe and disproportionate for what he was actually seen to do. He wasn't complaining about what happened to Harper, but now he may potentially be punished for 'disturbing the peace'. He almost considered denying his involvement altogether, but that obviously wasn't going to work. He attempted to just play it off as being heroic, and he did consider himself in the right anyway so it wasn't entirely a lie. "I'm just glad something's being done about those two kids after all this time. If you feel so inclined, I would like to be rewarded with might, so that I can better deal with hooligans like them in the future."
Warlord: (( I went to the battle map. ))

Nick:
"10 bucks says she gives him an exercise regimen."

Nick:
*routine, why could I not think of the word

Nick:
I guess regimen also works w/e

Ivan:
Money was the obvious answer to pick for a reward, but with all that voodoo magic it didn't seem that far fetched she could magically make him stronger or give him a weapon of some kind.

Ailbhe:
"Ah, is that so? Might, hmm? Well, then have I the perfect sentence for you! For a Trainer, might means Pokemon, yes? Strong ones, too..."

Ivan:
Ivan was still desperately looking for more Pokemon. The term 'sentence' still had him a bit on edge. Maybe it would be a trial or something in order to claim his 'reward.' "Oh, well, yeah, of course. I'm still looking for a worthy fourth Pokemon."

Penny:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Penny:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Penny:
accurate

Ailbhe:
not very

Ailbhe:
"Aha...Well, then, I hope you can tame them well. You see, in between here and Boole University, there is an old, broken bridge. It once made travel between the two quite easy...the railway could go straight over. However, we have been unable to repair it for quite some time. Bandits have taken over the old town surrounding it. Rangers have been...less than cooperative! For your sins against my Valley and my people, I will make you rid us of them. But worry not! They are small-time criminals. They do not use Pokemon, themselves...or, rather, they cannot. So, they rile and wrangle wild Pokemon to fight for them. You could catch them if you'd like...and keep anything the bandits may be hording. I've no need of it."

Ailbhe:
"The Pokemon they use will be strong, rare...and difficult to tame, so prepare yourselves."

Ailbhe:
"Ah, but I doubt there will be anything they themselves would be afraid to handle. They're only small-time, so let not the fear consume you!"

Penny:
A G A I N S T T H E V A L L E Y A N D M Y P E O P L E
Warlord is disconnected.

Penny:
promising
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Ivan:
It had finally been made totally clear now. He didn't think he'd done anything wrong and was fairly pissed. The sentence wasn't even all that bad as far as he was concerned, it was mostly just this mislabeling that angered him. "I'll do your dirty work as you ask, I don't want to make a fuss between us. Still, I'm not exactly sure what I've done wrong here. I was attacked by those two kids, I was merely acting in my own self defense." He was exaggerating it slightly, but from the sounds of it any kind of Pokemon battle was probably against the law here or something. Harper had been the only one to directly threaten anybody.

Nick:
Nick can't help but laugh. "Whoof! 'Sins against the valley,' AND 'her people!' Be glad she's letting you off lightly, I guess!"

Ivan:
He turned to Nick. "Well for that matter what'd I do any worse than you, huh?!"

Nick:
Nick just grins

Ivan:
2 mean look

Nick:
nah I got speed evasion

Ailbhe:
"What you've done wrong? Must I repeat myself? The more I do, the more venom drips from this tongue! You wouldn't want me to bite you. Your taunting goaded that boy into his actions. One must pay penance for words as well as physical transgressions, in my domain."
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Harriet:
"She's...something, all right..."

Nick:
"Hey, his 'penance,' is that all on him? It's okay if we help out with it, yeah?"

Ivan:
That was a load of shit to Ivan, this place went off of country hick rules with no real law. This was like saying a woman was asking to be raped or something. Still, he wasn't going to say anything else about it. He would contest it a lot more if these bandits didn't sound like good targets anyway. "Oh, I see. I apologize for not observing the law to not say mean things." He said it with a thick layer of sarcasm but still intended to go through with this.

Nick:
"I think we'd all benefit from getting the train up and running."

Ailbhe:
"That you would! Much more than you stand to gain by antagonizing me."

Ailbhe:
"I assure you, I make a much better antagonist."

Ailbhe:
"Well! Rest if you must, but you have just two weeks, or you shall face much worse punishment than this!"

Ivan:
"Well thanks to them I'm gonna need a day or two before I can start. More like 11 or 10 days. You just need me to chase the bandits out, or are you expecting me to bring them all back here straight to you on a platter?"

Ailbhe:
"Oh, I'd prefer you to kill them, if you can."

Ailbhe:
"That way they won't be a problem anymore. We could re-settle the town."

Nick:
did somebody say
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Dwight:
MURDER?

Eliza:
do it for real

Ailbhe:
"But if that is beyond your power or your stomach, then yes, you need only drive them out."

Ivan:
He was visibly shocked by the order of this woman to just kill them, and wondered if he should even be following her orders after she said something like that. If anything, he might get in more trouble for complying. Still, she didn't say he -had- to kill them. He replied after a long pause. "Alright, I hear you crystal clear...One more question, What about Raphael? The whole reason I was goading them on to start with was because he beat up some girls at Boole. Does he get a sentence too?"
Warlord: (( obviously he comes with us and murders the bandits. ))

Chloe:
dude, Thrice totally would do that

Ailbhe:
"That is outside of my territory, unfortunately. I believe Boole delegates its penances to the Rangers? It would have been wise to report to them while there."
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Ailbhe:
"Here, they report to me. I will not have them hanging their nooses around my people's necks. I will always have the final say in my lands."

Ivan:
"Well he was the one who challenged me to start with. He falls just as much under the whole 'saying mean things' sentence as I do!"

Ailbhe:
"He did not goad you into destroying property, did he? Fights are not banned in my town. Intentional provocation, however, is strongly looked down upon. Until such time as he breaks that law, he is free to leave."

Ivan:
(What property was destroyed?)

Eliza:
muh alcohol
Chloe: (( Harper destroyed the liqueros ))
Chloe: (( she blames you for this ))
Chloe: (( she liked those liqueros ))
Ailbhe: (( she blames him more, to be fair ))
Ailbhe: (( she's not giving him any reward ))
Ailbhe: (( tho at the same time he probably isn't risking his life to man an inn ))
Ailbhe: (( but maybe he is (spook) ))

Ivan:
He rolled his eyes at Raphael's seemingly perfect immunity to the law. "Fine. Just watch him, he's very 'provcative', as you call it. If he stays here with his friend the whole two weeks, he's bound to stir up something."
Chloe:
some cookin' probably

Ailbhe:
"Perhaps he will. Should he cause trouble in my town, he shall pay his due."

Ailbhe:
"None are immune to that..." She flicks her gaze toward Nick, Harriet, Ciara, and the drunk dude. "No matter their relations or strength."
Ivan: (( Pretty sure my sentence would realistically be a lot worse if it wasn't anime land, but it is. ))
Ivan: (( opportunity to murder people is blatantly a reward. ))

Ivan:
"We've come to an understanding. I'll set out for these bandits as soon as I'm able. Anything else before I finally get some rest?" This day had most of the difficult parts of his journey so far in it (and had covered however many sessions lol).
Chloe:
I think 20 so far

Ailbhe:
this day hasn't covered many sessions tbh

Ailbhe:
While traveling days pass
Ivan: (( it does if you count nick and eliza killing cultists overnight ))
Ivan: (( in morning hours ))
Chloe:
Eliza didn't kill SHIT

Ailbhe:
it took many moons to get here from where you fought the birds

Ailbhe:
and by many moons I mean like a week
Ivan: (( doesn't change the in-character line ))

Ailbhe:
"A word of advice: I wouldn't allow these bandits to escape. They possess ties to more influential criminals. You wouldn't want them after your heads!" She looks up toward the mountain, and follows its shadow, nodding when she sees where it ends, "I shall be off now. I must make the sacrifices and fan the sacred ash. Such is my duty as the High Priestess."

Ciara:
"Man, you guys really got yourselves into deep trouble, huh? Oh, or are you even going with him?"

Nick:
"I offered. Bad stuff happens when you do this type of thing solo."

Ivan:
"Well you got me blamed by that cult with that fiddle playing douchebag. Only fair I drag you into this!" He laughs.

Nick:
Nick scratches his neck. "Maan. Let's just not think about that..."

Harriet:
"Yeah...I think I'll sit this one out. We need to rest and get tougher..."

Ivan:
"I don't blame you. Things have only gotten worse ever since you met us. Nick, though? You're definitely coming."

Ciara:
"Rgh...much as I hate to say it, I wish my brother were around...he could train my Pokemon up quick..."

Nick:
"You HEARD the part where I offered, right? I didn't just think that?"

Ciara:
"I don't wanna get out of this place until we can make it to Callantown."

Nick:
"I wish we could just crack our other beacon, sic Valdis on the problem and call it a day."

Ciara:
"...oh...right... I forgot about those. Maybe we COULD go to Callantown, and just call HIM if we get into trouble..."

Ivan:
"Yeah, sorry. I do appreciate it, man. I know a lot of other kids in your position would probably just go on without me."

Harriet:
"No! That's fucking dumb. We can't coast by on others like that. Running into trouble intentionally then begging for someone to save you? What kind of Trainer are you?"

Ciara:
"Just..an idea, Harriet. We can stay and train if you want."

Nick:
"Yeah, well, I try to be better than that. 'sides, like you said, you didn't bail on us."
Thrice:
You know that Eliza's gone to the inn, if you want to ask her to come with you

Nick:
"...definitely need some training, though, especially since I just sent Tidus off to the professor..."

Nick:
m8 we need to slp for the night

Nick:
we haven't done that since getting to town

Nick:
I'm in voice if you guys want to talk plans
Ivan: (( no we must go right now. ))
Thrice:
Otherwise, it would probably be a good idea to restock on supplies from the general store you've heard about, or the church
Thrice:
obv you must
Thrice:
literally ten minutes ago
Thrice:
either way she's still at the inn
Ivan: (( yeah, let's go off and generically explain the situation in OOC I guess. ))

Harper:
You walk into the inn to find neither Eliza nor Vessia anywhere in the lobby. Instead, you're greeted by a bored voice as you step in. Harper's slumped over the counter, and raises a hand when you step in, "Welcome to Connou--...oh. Rates are doubled for the night."

Nick:
right, payout was 1000, and I sennnnt yeah shit I guess just Tidus
Nick: (( Oh, neat. Good thing that guy said he'd cover the next night. ))

Harper:
too bad i can't find his token

Harper:
he's fkn dead

Nick:
"0 times 2 is still 0, dude. We're covered."

Harper:
"...she's letting you stay here for free?"

Nick:
"We already PAID."

Harper:
"I knew she was blind, but stupid, too..."

Nick:
"Got a room and everything. I took a nap. Pretty comfy."

Ivan:
"Somebody else is covering for me anyway, doesn't matter to me. As for you, better hope Raph doesn't leave you behind!" he snickers at him.
Nick: (( did I get a room key or something ))

Eliza:
check your buttcrack
Nick: (( I check my buttcrack. ))

Harper:
you did

Harper:
"He's literally right there."

Harper:
"Like, sitting, right there."

Nick:
Nick waves the room key Harperwards

Raphael:
"Never know, could be a ghost."

Raphael:
"Maybe I SHOULD ditch you...but, even if I wanted to, I can't, can I?"

Raphael:
"This...mission is ours, not just mine. Not a one-man job."

Nick:
"The hotel gig?"

Nick:
"Misson's a pretty strong word."

Ivan:
"Well no shit he's there now, but can you chuclefucks really afford to wait two whole weeks?"

Raphael:
"What? No, you idiot, prote--"

Harper:
"You know Albion gave us those worthless Pokemon we used against you, right?"

Harper:
"You think he'd do that for free?"

Harper:
"...well, maybe his father would..."

Harper:
"Two weeks won't affect much...she diddn't say I couldn't train. We'll just blaze through the forests with newfound strength after this is over."

Ivan:
"Well it's obvious where your good Pokemon came from anyway. Don't pretend I don't know. 'Earned it'..." He chuckled.

Myrtle:
"Newfound...? I'd say you've 'found' a lot more than you'd shown before today..."

Nick:
"It's kind of an opportunity. You're not going to be able to cover a LOT of area, but you should be able to find a lot of well-hidden Deltas."

Raphael:
"Plus, we get a few shots at knocking Ailbhe down a peg. We can probably earn our first Badge here, easy."

Ivan:
He somehow still hadn't registered who the gym leader was. "Yeah, I'm sure the borrowed Beedrill will do just fine."

Nick:
"Would she even let you use that thing?"

Harper:
"I didn't borrow it. It's mine. But...I'm not going to use it against her. I don't need to."

Harper:
"It's not meant to be a crutch."

Myrtle:
"But it's meant for childishly bullying others?"

Harper:
"Lay off it. He had it coming just as much as I had this coming."

Ivan:
"You know what I'm talking about. It wasn't originally yours whether or not you 'own' it now."

Harper:
He shrugs, "Prove it. Besides, the Morelull wasn't 'originally mine' either."

Harper:
"Now go to bed, it's past your bedtime, big boy."

Ivan:
"Obviously I can't talk about that here. Anyway, as for me, I get to go -legally- steal Pokemon! Enjoy the desk job."

Ivan:
He attempts to leave finally.

Harper:
"Nighty-night. Don't led the bed beedrills bite."

Nick:
shouldn't they sting

Ivan:
Ivan just heads to bed immediately, intending to explain to Eliza tomorrow if Nick hasn't already.

Nick:
next daaay
Ivan: (( seriously what map am I supposed to be on ))
Ivan: (( I am still on the scene of the fight ))

Harper:
connogh valley

Harper:
u

Eliza:
Eliza steps into the room a bit later in the night when everyone has tuckered out. But you guys notice she's in her sleeping bag when you wake up.

Harper:
Healing is accelerated since this place counts as a nurse area, and you have Eliza, so you get your three injuries healed, plus a fourth

Harper:
bandages are supplied here for the people Vessia can't help personally

Harper:
tho u all turned her down anyway except eliza

Harper:
Harper greets you as you come down the stairs, looking pretty tired himself, "...hey. Breakfast is on the table. Swear I didn't piss in the coffee."
Nick: (( oh shit right, I have Penny, not Dwight ))

Ivan:
To the surprise of nobody Ivan snores fucking loudly, and his feet go a decent ways off the bed.

Nick:
"Other fluids left open for question, though?"
Warlord: (( healing for one generic night? Yes I will take the bandages in OOC ))
Warlord: (( galf and polpo have also been with innkeep for ages now. ))

Nick:
"I'll take the risk. Thanks."

Eliza:
Eliza looks a bit worse for wear than usual, but she blankly stares and digs into the pancakes.

Nick:
"What happened to you?"
Harper: (( The two you left with Vessia are fully healed for sure ))

Ivan:
Ivan strongly considered just bullshitting and sending the food back to make more work for him, but was too hungry to care. He opted to just ask for another portion, it wasn't technically on his bill anyway.
Harper: (( the others get normal healing yeah ))

Eliza:
Eliza takes a moment before realizing Nick is talking to her, "Uuwgh, wha-? Oh. Nah, dont' worry about it. I just overworked a bit."
Harper: (( with bandages ))
Warlord: (( fully healed meaning all 3 injuries gone? ))

Harper:
"Take it, I don't care. Raphael ate four servings."
Harper: (( yeah, 4 total Injuries healed ))
Warlord: (( and I still don't know what normal healing is. ))
Harper: (( you heal 1/16th of your HP per 30 minutes you actively rest, which is an oxymoron ))
Harper: (( with bandages that doubles to 1/8th per half hour ))

Nick:
a4dee5f4

Nick:
shit
Harper: (( nice ))
Harper: (( you only heal for the first 8 hours you rest per day ))

Nick:
"Did the local nurse put you to work?"
Harper: (( so normally without bandages you can only heal 100% of your max HP per day, even if you split it up ))
Harper: (( with bandages you can heal up to 200% ))

Ivan:
Ivan is healed and gains 41 hit points.

Eliza:
Eliza rolls her wrist, "Yeah, more or less. She's hella good at it."

Enya:
Enya is healed and gains 34 hit points.
Harper: (( you had bandages, so you should be pretty much fully healed in 8 hours ))
Enya: (( off to pull up PDF for bandages ))
Harper: (( I uh, just said what they did lol ))
Harper: (( they double the rate at which you heal naturally, in addition to healing injuries in 6 hours instead of 24 ))
Harper: (( so instead of healing 1/8th your max HP per hour you heal 1/4th, to simplify shit ))
Enya: (( I am just removing injuries manually, is that the correct way to do it ))
Harper: (( use hte recovery fully macro ))
Harper: (( and just put in how many injuries you have ))
Harper: (( also not to pressure you or anything but yo uneed to get this shit down, it takes up a lot of time ))

Harper:
Anyway, what's the plan my children

Ivan:
"Well shit, can't let a pipsqueak like him outdo me. Guess I gotta have eight servings."

Eliza:
"Did you guy pick a punishment?"

Harper:
"I think he's trying to gorge himself to death."

Harper:
"Fitting if you ask me."

Ivan:
"Yeeeeeeeah. About that. I got sentenced to go kill some bandits at a bridge back where we came from. So we get to go all the way back, through the cults and everything, just cause I hurt Harper's feelings. It was really offensive."

Eliza:
"...I see. When's it due?"

Nick:
"Not KILL! Technically!"

Nick:
"Like, she didn't say you HAD to!"

Ivan:
"She said they'd just report to their boss otherwise. Do you want to get in even more trouble? I mean, I guess we can judge their character and all when we see 'em. Maybe make some cash turning them in to the rangers."

Eliza:
"Yeah, that sounds about right now doesn't it? Before we leave for headhunting hell, I want to resupply."

Harper:
"Full transparency, I'm not paying you a cent."

Ivan:
"Well no shit, not to YOU."

Eliza:
"It's safe to assume I'm coming along?" She finishes the last slice of her three pancake tower.

Nick:
"I dunno, is it?"

Nick:
"Sure you're not going to wander off?"

Ivan:
"Well, uh, guess you don't have to, but this region's super dangerous to tackle alone. If you don't wanna come along, you'd probably be better off tagging along with Harriet."

Eliza:
"I see you've got murderer expert Nixon on the case, why not bring Harriet and her crew too if they're not busy."

Ivan:
"She already said she didn't want to."

Nick:
"Please stop that."

Eliza:
"Ah, a shame. But three musketeers, one for all or something like that. I don't remember how the quote goes. But yeah, I'll come with."

Ivan:
"But yeah, Nick, you've got family in the rangers. Will they pay cash if we turn in crooks?"

Nick:
7 idk if I need to roll for that, but General

Nick:
mmmmmm.

Eliza:
good one
Thrice:
If there's a bounty on the bandits' head, then yeah, they will
Thrice:
s

Nick:
"Depends on the crooks and who you hand them into. Results may vary."

Nick:
"The guys we're after may have a bounty, heck if I know."

Eliza:
"You guys know what we're looking for though? It'd be pretty shit if we nabbed the wrong guys."

Eliza:
"Deck grandpa while fishing because he's exploting the fish economy?"
Ivan: (( I assume she said the actual name of the "bridge" and "surronding town" ))
Eliza: (( she just said them all literally ))
Eliza: (( Kappa123 ))
Thrice:
The old town was once known as Sanni Village, but the bridge didn't really have a name
Nick: (( Seriously guys, we need to default to voice chat or some shit. This kind of pacing cannot go on ))
Ivan: (( did he get a mic over the month or so it's been since we said he needed a mic ))
Ivan: (( @Thrice ))
Thrice: (( i've had a mic yeah ))
Thrice: (( the main thing is that I don't really want to interrupt what you guys are doing ))
Thrice: (( if you want to go faster, you need to initiate that yourselves ))
Thrice: (( not rely on me to do it for you ))
Thrice: (( I don't always know what your next move is ))
Thrice: (( I can't always skip straight to that ))
Nick: (( that's bait, don't fall for it ))

Ivan:
"Apparently, they took over a town called Sanni Village, forced everybody out and took control of the area. There shouldn't be that many other people there, though she didn't tell us a whole lot."
Thrice: (( that's not bait dammit ))
Thrice: (( that's the truth ))
Nick: (( esp don't fall for that ))
Thrice: (( Stop RPing little stuff as much and if you think it's going slowly, tell me you want to skip ahead ))

Eliza:
"Nice, she mixed in a scavenger hunt too. Cunning."

Eliza:
im rdy 2 mash a

Ivan:
"And we've got...12 days. I guess from late last night if we wanna be exact."
Thrice: (( I think Merge wanted to go to the store ))
Ivan: (( yes, do not RP stores unless there is something remotely important ))
Ivan: (( I've been enjoying RPing this anyway ))
Nick: (( there's just been a -lot- of dead air ))
Thrice: (( I generally do as well but agi's right in that the pacing is kinda slow ))
Thrice: (( It's partially due to the medium of text in general ))
Thrice: (( everyone's doing something else and only idly checking in ))
Thrice: (( voice doesn't change that a whole lot unfortunately ))
Nick: (( It does actually ))
Thrice: (( as we tend to talk about random shit more than the actual game ))
Nick: (( anyway we're in there ))
Nick: (( That doesn't change in text. ))
Nick: (( was it 2 or 3 thousand per delta sent in ))
Thrice: (( 2 ))
Ivan: (( so what is there to buy ))

Nick:
Coat

Nick:
some form of coat

Nick:
I need it

Nick:
(2 Great Balls, 3 Super Potions, 4 Full Heals, 2 Bandages, COAT)

Nick:
^ shopping list

Eliza:
"Just let me know if you guys need anything. I'm going to head to the store right now to pick up my supplies."
Ivan: (( no real reason to not go, not RPed anyway ))
Ivan: (( I want evolution/held items and meme berry to make dusclops underdog. I will clearly ever find meme berry. ))
Ivan: (( and TMs/tutors ))

Nick:
4340

Eliza:
Eliza rises from her seat, "The meal was delicious Harper." She excuses herselves and leaves through the door.
Ivan: (( not so much common crap. ))

Nick:
3440

Nick:
3090
Thrice:
You head to the general store at the crack of dawn, as soon as it opens. Heat washes over you from far in the back, and the whole store is tinted deep blue. The scents of sparking ozium and blooming poppies form a strange mix. The owner of the store is working the forge, and a purple-headed woman sits near her, watching as she works. She speaks in a slow,relaxed drawl, stretching out every syllable, "The secrets of alchemy. How intriguing...this is how you make a weapon that can truly kill?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
There are, in fact, stones on the shelves|

Ornate Shopkeeper:
As well as TMs

Ornate Shopkeeper:
Alchemized weapons line display cases

Ornate Shopkeeper:
It's a wave of blues, reds, and yellows

Ornate Shopkeeper:
Thunder, Water, and Fire STone, and the TMs are labeled Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, and Fire Punch

Ornate Shopkeeper:
ozone

Ornate Shopkeeper:
not ozium

Eliza:
"Morning." She notes the super slow speech, "Er, yes. I was looking to purchase supplies." She picks the appropriate materials. "Could I ask about these patented weapons? I've never seen anything like this before."

Nick:
+1 dundapawnch

Eliza:
Perception (Scents): ( 10 )

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Uhh...Wow. Those are popular. Yeah, I can make weapons out of materials, obviously..."

Ivan:
You said TMs were $2900? No Reaper's Cloth/King's Rock?

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Do you want one?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
None of those, no

Ornate Shopkeeper:
go see spoopy giratina man

Nick:
"Ooooh, nice collection. Mind holding onto one of the Thunder Punches for me?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
maybe he's got em

Eliza:
"I'm not really the fighter. Is this capable of making me one?"

Eerie Woman:
"Haaaaahh....you can't purchase power like that, woman. No matter how much you multiply those spindly arms, zero will always be zero."
Ivan: (( so I'm buying non RPed Ice Punch. Can afford two but that bankrupts me basically after. ))

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"I can't make anything that would turn you from zero to hero in an instant..."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Maybe you'd like armor more?"
Ivan: (( his first physical attack and his most powerful attack when he has higher attack than special attack lolol ))

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Takes longer, but...useful for everyone./"

Eliza:
"I mean, I was trying to get that point across. But sure, some defensive gear sounds more plausible."

Ivan:
"Huh, I'd be interested in seeing that. You got anything in my size?"

Nick:
They don't keep enough X's in stock

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Uh, no. You're huge. Besides, everything I pre-make is just basic stuff..."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"If you want the good shit, I make that on demand."

Ivan:
"Well you said useful 'for everyone.' "

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"With whatever materials you bring me."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Everyone can USE it."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"I could make a Pachirisu some armor, and it'd get use out of it."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
Ivan: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eliza:
"How long does it take usually? I heard that commissions are pretty popular here."

Eerie Woman:
"Wait your turn..."
Eliza whispers: I did make a smell check as well

Eliza:
"How many turns would you say, I would have to wait?"
You whisper to Emergency: Yeah, it's a familiar smell. The poppies, that is. The ozone is probably ust from whatever she's forging.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Just the one...everyone else has already got a weapon."

Eliza:
"Is it a trade secret to ask about what materials they gave you?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"But it'd probably take a couple of days to make a decent sword or something, depending on the materials."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
She shrugs, "Up to them."

Polpo:
Polpo's SpDefense rose!

Eliza:
"I see.That's neat to know. Guess I'll start looking for some rare resources to bring back."

Eerie Woman:
"My blade is being forged from Jolteon spines and a Froslass core, if you're curious. ALong with...other things..."

Eerie Woman:
"Did you know Beldum are around here? Melt them down and they make a good blade..."

Eliza:
"Oh? I should really expand my mind for this. Forging is so mysterious yet so similar to science." She nods and purchases the rest of her shit.
Eliza whispers: 8 General education on Eerie woman
Eliza whispers: fuck
You whisper to Emergency: I mean you probably don't need much of a check to recognize her as looking pretty suspicious. She also has a smoking pipe in her fingers, which is pretty suspicious
Eliza whispers: was trying to figure out if I knew who she was at all, fug

Ivan:
"You make it out of Pokemon? Inttttteresting...If I gave you a Graveler and this stuff, think you could make any kind of good weapon out of this?" He said as he ruffled around in his bag, knowing full well most of it was junk.

Ivan:
Meowth's fake Jewels Grass type Ascot Valdish's Flares Graveler's Corpse Broken Covet TM

Nick:
"Dude! The Graveler, really?"

Ivan:
"Did you not hear what I said about it last night?"

Ivan:
"These folks killed a perfectly good Jolteon for a sword!"

Nick:
"Well she said its SPINES, not its SPINE..."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Uh...The ascot looks useful. ...this Pokemon is still alive."

Eliza:
"What in the fuck?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"That's less a material and more...manslaughter."

Eliza:
"Good lord Ivan!"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Pokemanslaughter?"

Eliza:
WHAT ARE THOSE

Eerie Woman:
"Hahaha...a powerful ambition, if you're willing to gut your Graveler here and now."

Eerie Woman:
"...do they have guts?"

Eliza:
Eliza backs the fuck off the counter and toward one side, notably closer to Eerie Woman.

Eerie Woman:
"We could find out..."

Ivan:
"I thought you just said you did Pokemanslaughter!"

Eerie Woman:
"My old sword is serviceable still..."

Talos:
Okay are we actually doing this now fuck

Eliza:
yes

Nick:
c a n o n

Nick:
seemingly

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Do not hurt my forge. We will all boil in molten metal."

Nick:
"Oh, good. I'm out."

Nick:
NIck has no desire to boil in molten metal.

Eliza:
"I think I need a smoke if you're going to do this." She looks to Eerie Woman, "You mind sharing?" This is like eating popcorn for a movie.
Nick has received initiative.

Talos:
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, MASTER

Talos:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON

Eliza:
favorite gender too

Talos:
then again you're well known for fucking killing them

Talos:
kamikaze
Talos has received initiative.
Talos has received initiative.

Talos:
1 IT'S GONNA TEAR THE STORE DOWN SON

Talos:
IT IS NOT

Eliza:
no u aren't

Talos:
It smashes its foot against the ground, but...it ust cracks the stone a little.

Eliza:
Eliza equips herself with a cigar!

Eerie Woman:
"You should have killed this thing sooner."

Eliza:
She smokes it.

Ivan:
"I know, right?!"

Nick:
"Even if you were gonna do this, couldn't we have taken it out of the store? Sheesh!"

Eerie Woman:
"Ahh...A good idea." The woman takes a pipe out of her robes, and begins to smoke as well.
Eliza has received initiative.

Ivan:
"Hindsight's 20/20. Kill it fast before it damages the store or something."

Eliza:
fuck yeah

Eerie Woman:
Though, she keeps her hand on her sword.

Ivan:
7 low sweep

Ivan:
2d6+10 | 33

Talos:
Talos took heavy damage!

Polpo:
Water Gun @Paperweight Water | Special 1d8+6 | 32
I am a Slowpoke I have not even processed that I am killing my ally yet.

Eerie Woman:
The woman takes her time getting going, but once she does, she bounds over the counter, pipe in hand, and brings a worn, chipped blade down on the Graveller. It exhumes smoke and frost, and the Graveller does not seem to like that

Polpo:
9

Eerie Woman:
14 Gotta stop letting random people get crits

Eerie Woman:
Damage: 29, Physical

Talos:
Talos took heavy damage!

Talos:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Talos:
Talos took severe damage!

Talos:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Talos:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Talos:
It's fainted now

Talos:
Suffice to say you can finish it off pretty easily.

Eliza:
I want it

Eliza:
gimme

Nick:
"Avert your eyes, Irwin!"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Ah. Are you sure that thing will make for a good material?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"It seemed...pathetic."

Eerie Woman:
"They are living rocks. Their entire existence is pathetic."

Ivan:
"Better than nothing. Even if you can't use it, it was worth it to get the ball back."

Eerie Woman:
She blows cold smoke out of her lungs, "Savage, aren't we?"

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"I'll see what I can do..."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Do you want me to use any specific metal?"

Eliza:
Uranium

Ivan:
"You're only allowed four Pokemon in this region! You can't just go and use any old Pokemon."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Swap 'em out. 'swhat everyone else does."

Eliza:
"Whoa, that's some interesting smoke." She nods in approval.

Eerie Woman:
"Be glad you didn't say 'cool'. The last one to do so met this blade's bite."
Ivan: (( do I actually get the great ball back? Yes I supply the grass type ascot to get grass based damage. ))
Ivan: (( or whatever else. ))

Eerie Woman:
"...which is why it's in such poor condition. Sneak attacking bystanders is a gamble. Sometimes they turn out to be more powerful than you would expect."
Eerie Woman: (( sure you get the great ball back ))
Eerie Woman: (( the cost is Nick now thinking you're a monster ))

Eliza:
"Please, quality of smokes is a fine art. You sell 'em here?" She spews her own smoke trail.

Talos:
RIP

Eerie Woman:
"I...do not work here. You could buy some from the stone villa."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"What do you want me to make, anyway?"

Eliza:
two geodudes

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"A sword? A flail? Armor? A shield? A heavier ascot?"

Eliza:
"Oh. I was under the impression you were for being behind the counter."

Ivan:
"So you can make a weapon out of this, right? Some kind of gauntlets, maybe? Can you do anything with these materials I'm giving you?" He motions to the tacky magic grass type ascot and flare.

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"...a gauntlet out of a scarf? I...well, maybe. I could line it."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Rock gauntlets are heavy, though."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"...but so are you. It could work out."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"It'll take me a few days, on top of however long it takes to finish her sword."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"...you better have the money, or I'm keeping it once I finish."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"I'm sure someone will want the things."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"You can give it to me whenever, before or after I make them."

Nick:
he won't

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"But the longer you wait, the higher the chance someone else will buy them."

Ivan:
"Yup. That's the thought process here. Raph's gonna be scared shitless the next time we fight. Yeah, I've got cash. How much you charging?"

Eliza:
"Shit, I didn't know my spot in line was going to get taken."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Five thousand. They're pretty useful investments. And they take me days to finish."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"I gotta make a living here."

Eerie Woman:
"Lucky you...I'm paying double that."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"These things ought to be simple, if time-consuming. Maybe I could work on what you want too."

Nick:
"Probably gonna get a better weapon out of it, too..."

Nick:
"Better materials than some Graveler he never used."

Ivan:
"....Yeah, alright. I've got most of the money now. I'll get the rest for you by the time I get back."

Ivan:
He said without that much interest in actually paying, mostly wanting his fucking great ball.

Nick:
"Maaaan. That Graveler helped me get through that storm..."

Ornate Shopkeeper:
"Sure. If you don't, I'm sure somebody else will want to punch things with a rocky corpse."

Eliza:
"I'm more interested in the Stone Villa brand smokes. It looks eccentric and inticing."

Eerie Woman:
"Oh, they are. The cold is from me, however. Not the pipe."

Eerie Woman:
"The first to call me a 'cold bitch' will be slain, before it leaves any of your mouths."

Eerie Woman:
"That's your only warning..."

Eliza:
"Man, maybe I should go join a cult and get some powers. The enhancement sounds intense."

Eerie Woman:
"A what? The legendary pokemon, you mean? No, none of that for me..."

Eliza:
"I'm just an ordinary girl, any source of enhancement through my natural process is impossible, unfortunately."

Ivan:
"Yeah, fuck people who use puns."

Eerie Woman:
"Well...I'm done here. What's your name, woman? If you wish to get in contact with us, I'll need it..."

Eerie Woman:
"My name is Fen Rong-Bai. Mention it to those who run the Villa, and you'll see some interesting sights..."

Eliza:
Eliza comes forward to meet Eerie Woman, "Well met Fen, smoke appreciator, I'm Liz."

Eliza:
She hands her one of cigars, "A gift." It's dank as fuck

Eerie Woman:
It's poisoned

Eliza:
It's just syringe coated

Eerie Woman:
She thanks you, and slithers out of the shop, looking the cigar over after stashing her own pipe away. And now...where to, my children

Eliza:
TO BIRD LAND BRIDGE

Eliza:
WE'RE LEAVING THE SHOP

Eliza:
AND GOING TO THE BRIDGE PLACE
Thrice:
YOU GET ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF WINGULL
Thrice:
you do not

Irwin:
I dooon't want that.
Thrice:
I
Thrice:
You head out of the city, and Eithne wishes you well. You've got a few hills and forests to go through now...
Eliza:
why don't
Eliza:
we
Eliza:
take the fucking
Eliza:
train
Eliza:
back to boole
Eliza:
fuck
Eliza:
jk
Eliza:
that's what we're fixing

Irwin:
owned
Eliza:
apparently
Thrice:
4 7 8
Thrice:
8

Nick:
Vote: scout the place out pls

Nick:
or like, find the village?
Eliza:
Old Pickup: 18
Eliza:
fuck ya
Ivan: (( but yeah my favorite pokeman list, I still do like Graveler lol https://tinyurl.com/ydfckw8r ))
Eliza:
2
Eliza:
fuck yeah
Thrice:
The forests are surprisingly quiet. Nothing jumps out at you, and there barely seem t obe any wild Pokemon around. No rivers to follow, so it takes a little while, but you make it there within four days. "There" is Sanni village, which isn't really a village but more of a stone city.
Eliza:
-1
Eliza:
fuck
Thrice:
The houses aren't stone, but the aquaducts and walls running through the city are. They look a little beat up, though.
Eliza:
"You think this is it?"

Nick:
4 Knowledge (General)

Nick:
hoooo.
Thrice:
It's a city.
Thrice:
You think.
Thrice:
Right now, you're on the veeeeery outskirts

Eliza:
General: ( 10 )
Ivan:
9 general knowledge
Thrice:
You don't know a lot about Sanni Village. It was most famous for being a port town a while ago
Ivan: (( can we see any people ))

Eliza:
what about pokemon

Eliza:
maybe 5 cults?
Talos has received initiative.
Talos has received initiative.
Talos has received initiative.

Benzene:
fuck how do I carry this fuck

Benzene:
Gloves
Thrice:
In addition to the screeching, there is now a noticeable stench
Thrice:
From right around the corner

Nick:
Nick plugs his nose and peers around

Nick:
4 Stealth
Thrice:
7
Thrice:
Something jumps out at you, assfirst!

Eliza:
stealth: ( 5 )
Thrice:
It sprays you!
Ivan:
"If I didn't know better, that smells like a dead body. That or a Trubbish."

Stunky:
With ASS LIQUID

Stunky:
1 Regardless of whether this hits it stanks son

Nick:
Nick CONVULSES inwards

Stunky:
The Tote is POISONED

Stunky:
And both of you are fucking gagging

Nick:
"Hrrk!" Nick turns green, throws both hands over his mouth

Eliza:
"Oh."

Stunky:
The angery screeching in the distance intensifies at Nick's screams
Nick has received initiative.
Irwin has received initiative.

Eliza:
"Oh." She says again.

Nick:
Nick uses 2 AP!

Irwin:
18 RAGE

Irwin:
1d6+3 | 29

Stunky:
Stunky took heavy damage!
Eliza has received initiative.

Irwin:
Irwin loses 5 hit points.
Eliza has received initiative.

Mankey:
The screeching is near

Mankey:
Very near

Eliza:
Eliza slams a patch onto Galf as he zips by. Special Attack.

Eliza:
X

Galf:
9 ember mankey

Galf:
Damage: 32, Special

Mankey:
Mankey took heavy damage!

Mankey:
It's HARMED

Mankey:
HEAVILY

Mankey:
but not SUPER HEAVILY

Galf:
34

Galf:
38

Mankey:
Mankey loses 6 hit points.

Mankey:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Mankey:
IT IS VERY

Mankey:
VERY ANGERY NOW
18 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 0
Galf has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.

Ivan:
0 like 50/50 chance at best or something.

Mankey:
The Mankey dodges it!
Benzene has received initiative.

Benzene:
1 Poison Sting ur manky ass

Benzene:
no
Nick has received initiative.
Irwin has received initiative.

Irwin:
6 Rage again

Irwin:
1d6+3 | 27

Stunky:
Stunky took heavy damage!

Stunky:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Irwin:
Irwin loses 5 hit points.

Mankey:
-1 TIME FOR KILL BENZENE

Mankey:
FUK

Benzene:
hahahaha

Benzene:
fuk U

Stunky:
5 Eat my ass

Stunky:
My stanky ass

Stunky:
Damage: 21, Physical

Irwin:
Irwin took 6 damage.

Stunky:
26

Irwin:
Irwin loses 5 hit points.
Eliza has received initiative.
Eliza has received initiative.

Eliza:
Eliza's eyes sparkle, she jams a syringe into the side of the croc's head. "Quick acting!"

Eliza:
ANTITTYDOTE
Galf has received initiative.

Stunky 1:
A NEO STANK ENTERS THE BATTLEFIELD

Benzene:
did you know im a foot tall

Stunky 1:
IT LAUNCHES A BALL OF BLACK SMOKE THAT ERUPTS ON IMPACT

Galf:
10 ember low hp skunk

Galf:
Damage: 39, Special

Stunky:
Stunky took major damage!

Stunky:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!
Ivan has received initiative.

Stunky:
THE STUNK HAS BEEN DUNKED

Ivan:
-2 another ordinary ball
Benzene has received initiative.

Benzene:
18 Poison Sting

Benzene:
poison @mankey Poison | Physical 1d8+6 | 32 CRITICAL HIT!
POISONED BITCH

Mankey:
Mankey took major damage!

Benzene:
39 TOTES

Mankey:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Mankey:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!
Nick has received initiative.

Eliza:
LET ME BE USEFUL U FUCK

Nick:
Nick moves in to apply a potion to Irwin
Irwin has received initiative.
Galf has received initiative.

Eliza:
"Gimme that thing, sprays are inefficient!" She grabs Nick's potion out of his hand, "Let me do it."

Nick:
"Wha- okay, okay!"

Galf:
10 ancientpower skunk 2

Galf:
Damage: 45, Special

Stunky 1:
Stunky 1 took major damage!

Stunky 1:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Stunky 1:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Stunky 1:
12 Die please

Stunky 1:
2

Stunky 1:
you shall not

Stunky 1:
Stunky 1 took negigible damage!

Stunky 1:
Damage: 26, Physical

Galf:
Galf took 8 damage. It's not very effective...
Galf: (( mistake ))

Ivan:
12 pokeball

Ivan:
18
Capture Rate: 99

Eliza:
clap

Eliza:
oh yeah have your potion irwin

Eliza:
It's another syringe

Irwin:
Irwin is healed and gains 20 hit points.

Eliza:
i'll take your spray

Eliza:
and turn it into something
Thrice:
Graturations! You beat the stank! But all the screeching and stanking seems to have attracted less welcome attention than the stank. A male voice suspiciously calls out from further inside the city, "Who's there?! Reveal yourselves!"

Nick:
"Damn it... that freaking cat thing!"
Nick: (( Vote to not reveal ourselves ))

Ivan:
Ivan has no intention of answering the voice. He spoke lowly to his allies. "Let's get the jump on him quick before he calls for his bandit friends."

Nick:
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kartana_(Pokémon)

Eliza:
"Sounds good."
Warlord:
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/9/96/Shiki-OujiSMTN.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080816020012
Nick: (( He might not be alone? ))
Thrice:
You hear it again, but lower, "Well, then...get out there. Just beat 'em down or something."

Ivan:
"Yeah, nevermind. They're already grouped up. We'll wait for them to come to us then grab one."
Thrice:
Make a Stealth roll son

Nick:
fuk u u make it

Ivan:
13

Irwin:
14

Benzene:
14

Benzene:
that's actually 12

Eliza:
3

Eliza:
im dead

Galf:
[3d6+1

Eliza:
good bye

Galf:
12

Nick:
1
Thrice:
There's angry screeching coming toward you again. It never stopped, really. But it's coming more accuractely now. It knows where you live. It knows what you did last summer. As does some ominous humming.

Nick:
noooo, noo.

Nick:
nooooo.

Eliza:
Eliza goes to duck behind some of these bulbous bush things that aren't cacti hopefully.
Thrice:
The house looks to actually be a wellhouse
Thrice:
The screeching stops approaching
Thrice:
It dies out

Nick:
10

Nick:
Percep, where the screech go
Warlord:
8 perception

Eliza:
12
Thrice:
It went away, back the way it came. To the northeasty
Warlord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAAQ3w-mFlU&t=0m05s

Eliza:
Eliza comes out of the house and carries a bucket of water, "Now what?"

Ivan:
8

Galf:
7

Eliza:
7 12

Nick:
3
Thrice:
You hear no angery screeching! However, that same voice from before can be heard amongst the houses, "If ya don't get yer little shit asses out here right now, I'm getting the boss!"

Eliza:
Eliza whispers to her peeps, "Can't we just raid this guy right now?"

Eliza:
Eliza cuts open the flat side of the beat up matress and sneaks in a few failure syringes, and then giggles.

Eliza:
Facing upwards

Eliza:
"Alright, next house?"
Thrice:
You hear the voice from outside again, "Huh. Dumber'n I thought, they actually came out. Whose house is this? Zach';s? Whatever. Torch 'em."

Eliza:
WAIT

Eliza:
MY BUCKET
Thrice:
The entrance of the house is on fire.

Eliza:
Eliza immediately dumps the water onto the fire.

Eliza:
"Fucking get out!"
Thrice:
You put the fire out, a little bit! It's easier to Get through now, but you'll still need SOME kind of check if you want out.
Galf has received initiative.
Nick has received initiative.

Eliza:
Eliza hops out!

Nick:
Agility on Irwin, Eliza, Ivan

Eliza:
Athletics: ( 10 )
You whisper to Agi: There's a bipedal Pokemon standing right outside the door, foot raised. It seems to have been what set the place aflame. Also, there's a bandit and some weird metal thing tucked away in a corner of the house next door
Irwin has received initiative.
Nick whispers: what color is the bipedal Pokemon?
You whisper to Agi: Tan and red
You whisper to Agi: and on fire
Thrice:
It is not very surprising as they can also see you
Thrice:
But you can still attack

Irwin:
-1 Struggle Attack, water/physical

Irwin:
m
Thrice:
The attack is dodged!
Galf has received initiative.
Irwin whispers: does the Bipedal Pokemon have a long nose

Benzene:
10 Fountain, Struggle @ door

Ivan:
17 sand attack door
You whisper to Agi: it does not, it is striking a pose with its hand over its head, and its feet spread wide
Thrice:
The fire begins to spread inside, hampered only slightly by the water and sand
Eliza has received initiative.
Thrice:
More fire comes in
Thrice:
from the windows
Thrice:
The back windows

Eliza:
Eliza grits her teeth and grabs the door knob and fucking pulls the door open. evoMindBlown

Eliza:
Maybe her gloves will save her skin.
Thrice:
Roll Focus to stand the pain

Eliza:
6
Thrice:
Roll Athletics

Eliza:
Atheltics: ( 13 )

Eliza:
10 total
Thrice:
You manage to push the door open!
Thrice:
pull
Thrice:
you pullt he door unopen

Eliza:
"Well that was easier than I thought. Why didn't we try this earlier?"
Thrice:
And on the other side, something awaits! And kicks you in the face!
Thrice:
Because Agi tried to fucking attack it and failed horrendously

Mienfoo:
1 7

Mienfoo:
Damage: 36, Physical

Mienfoo:
Neutral obviously

Eliza:
Eliza took 25 damage.

Mienfoo:
You still can't see entirely out the door

Mienfoo:
But the person talks more
Thrice:
"That's supposed to hit twice you stupid Pokemon! How --argh, fine! I'll do it myself!"

Rogue:
He throws a dagger through the open door! 12 It cannot miss

Rogue:
Damage: 32, Physical

Rogue:
"You're next!" He points at Nick

Benzene:
Benzene wraps her Trainer in a weird water guard that expands in front of her! (Wide Guard)
Ivan has received initiative.

Nick:
"Nonono, I'm good!" Nick waves his arms in protest

Mienfoo:
The Mienfoo bounces back and forth on the balls of its feet, ready to strike again if given the opportunity

Mienfoo:
It does not give a FUCK about the tote

Ivan:
Ivan spouted some random nonsense. "Shit, we were just here to collect from Zach, goddammit! He fucking OWED our crew." 12 A bit late when in a fucking burning house.

Mienfoo:
More fire bursts in through the back windows!
Benzene has received initiative.
Polpo has received initiative.

Polpo:
The Slowpoke takes up a lot of room.

Polpo:
If you want to move it, you must do the wave.

Polpo:
It must body surf.

Polpo:
This is a hovel

Polpo:
it is not meant for a 7 foot tall giant, a fatass hippo thing, a poison spiky thing, a dog, and a nurse

Polpo:
it's meant for one damn bandit

Polpo:
and his dagger

Nick:
Nick bites down on his knuckles. "God DAMN it, guys, just get out of there!"

Polpo:
you TOOK his dagger

Rogue:
"No, no, stay in there."

Rogue:
"Makes my job easier."

Rogue:
You all take 30 Special, Fire-type damage
Nick has received initiative.

Polpo:
3 confusion mienfoo whatever

Mienfoo:
You hit, boy

Eliza:
Eliza took 19 damage.

Eliza:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Polpo:
Damage: 34, Special

Polpo:
Polpo took 10 damage. It's not very effective...

Galf:
Galf took 5 damage. It's very ineffective...

Ivan:
Ivan took 22 damage.

Benzene:
Benzene took 10 damage. It's not very effective...

Mienfoo:
Mienfoo took major damage!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Mienfoo:
The Mienfoo recoils!

Mienfoo:
It backs up, afraid to get hit by Confusion again!

Rogue:
"No! What're you- damn it! Wild Pokemon..."

Eliza:
"It's just a prank bro."

Eliza:
"Where's the fucking cameras?"

Nick:
Nick releases Chloe to Water Sport the building! "Dousing it, just push out!"

Beldum:
This thing is way more afraid of the fire than you are
Irwin has received initiative.
Irwin has received initiative.

Chloe:
The water sport does a wonderful job of putting the outside of the house out, but the inside is still going!
Eliza has received initiative.

Mienfoo:
Move bitch

Mienfoo:
I fucking dare you

Eliza:
Eliza lobs a ball behind the two pranksters.
Eliza has received initiative.

Passefaro:
20 Bulldoze.

Passefaro:
Bulldoze @Who? Normal | Physical 1d6+1 | 23
Your Fluff

Passefaro:
bulldoze @everything Ground | Physical 2d8+10 | 57 CRITICAL HIT!
JOHN CENA

Mienfoo:
Mienfoo took severe damage!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Mienfoo:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Passefaro:
good

Passefaro:
fuck you

Rogue:
Rogue took severe damage!

Rogue:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Rogue:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Rogue:
"AGH! FUCK! Boss! EITHER BOSS!"

Irwin:
oshit

Rogue:
"PREFERABLY THE STRONG ONE!"
Eliza has received initiative.

Rogue:
He bails! And thanks to his fashionable bandana, Passefaro cannot make an AoO!

Rogue:
Don't ask why that works

Rogue:
but ti fucking does and it's probably thje least powerful item in the game
Ivan has received initiative.

Bayleef:
This thing continues to ram into the house

Bayleef:
Setting it aflame

Ivan:
0 bulldoze beldum

Bayleef:
The thing gets away from the fray, or thinks it does, and intensifies the sunlight, making the house burn ever brighter!
Benzene has received initiative.

Beldum:
No boy

Beldum:
7 Speed tie m

Beldum:
e

Benzene:
4

Beldum:
14 Be taken down, son

Beldum:
Damage: 26, Physical

Ivan:
Ivan took 14 damage.

Ivan:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Beldum:
10

Beldum:
7

Ivan:
19

Beldum:
Beldum loses 4 hit points.

Benzene:
8 Bite the Leef

Benzene:
Bite @bayleef Dark | Physical 2d6+8 | 32
yeah

Bayleef:
Bayleef took heavy damage!
Polpo has received initiative.

Bayleef:
The Bayleef shrugs it off, for the most part!

Beldum:
5

Beldum:
Damage: 18, Physical

Polpo:
8 confusion acc on human

Polpo:
Damage: 38, Special

Polpo:
Polpo took 6 damage.

Rogue:
Rogue took major damage!

Rogue:
"Boooooossss!"
Nick has received initiative.

Chloe:
17 Gust @ Bayleef

Chloe:
2d6+8 | 31

Bayleef:
Bayleef took heavy damage!

Bayleef:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!
Nick has received initiative.

Nick:
6 DELTA BALLLL

Nick:
1
Capture Rate: 90
Passefaro has received initiative.

Galf:
8 ember beldum

Galf:
Damage: 39, Special

Eliza:
"Nice work Nixon."

Beldum:
Beldum took severe damage!

Beldum:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Beldum:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
Irwin has received initiative.
Eliza has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.

Ivan:
-4 great toss

Ivan:
brain damage from smoke in burning house
Thrice:
Passefaro and her tiny goat brain can see two people jump down from the layer above, "Haaahhh...sheesh, you don't have to yell. A burning house is a pretty good "shit's gone wrong' indicator."
Ivan has received initiative.
Ivan has received initiative.

Beldum:
8

Beldum:
Damage: 27, Physical

Beldum:
8

Beldum:
11

Ivan:
Ivan took 17 damage.

Ivan:
26
Benzene has received initiative.
Polpo has received initiative.

Overgrown Delinquent:
He slashes the goat with his sword! 0

Overgrown Delinquent:
Nice
Galf has received initiative.

Overgrown Delinquent:
"Egh...what's even the point, at this rate. May's well just report to the big guys."
Chloe has received initiative.
Nick has received initiative.

Irwin:
9 @ Delinquent, Leafage

Irwin:
2d6+8 | 24

Nick:
-4 Basic Ball @ Beldum

Overgrown Delinquent:
Overgrown Delinquent took moderate damage!

Overgrown Delinquent:
"Hah. Newbie trainers? What made you come mess with us?"

Nick:
"Fall back, Ivan, let Eliza batch you up!"

Overgrown Delinquent:
"Your Pokemon ain't nowhere near strong enough to be here."

Brigand Leader:
"I feel pretty sorry for 'em. Could jus' let 'em run home to their mommies!"
Passefaro has received initiative.

Ivan:
Ivan is healed and gains 41 hit points.

Passefaro:
(sinister)

Overgrown Delinquent:
"Try me."

Passefaro:
5 Knock Off

Passefaro:
Knock Off @Delin Dark | Physical 4d10+10 | 58
fuck yo held item

Overgrown Delinquent:
The goat winds its horns around his ascot and rips it off, throwing it to the ground! However, the delinquent dodges the brunt of the attack with a backdash!

Overgrown Delinquent:
Overgrown Delinquent took heavy damage!

Overgrown Delinquent:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!
Chloe has received initiative.
Eliza has received initiative.

Brigand Leader:
"Hahaha! Weak's they are, still givin' you some shit!"

Eliza:
-4 "You want that thing?"

Eliza:
"You won't have that thing." Eliza facepalms.
Ivan has received initiative.

Beldum:
The Beldum just keeps batting balls away!

Brigand Leader:
The Big Guy rams into your ram!
Brigand Leader uses 1 AP!

Brigand Leader:
6

Brigand Leader:
Damage: 30, Physical

Passefaro:
Passefaro took 18 damage.

Brigand Leader:
20

Passefaro:
7

Beldum:
-3

Beldum:
It misses for once!
Benzene has received initiative.
Polpo has received initiative.

Brigand Leader:
"Oi, Kagen! Just get outta here an' report this to tha' crocs!"

Irwin:
I'm the crocs

Irwin:
I'M the crocs

Brigand Leader:
I will chokeslam you

Polpo:
11 confusion black Mario

Overgrown Delinquent:
4 Init tie me

Overgrown Delinquent:
fehg

Irwin:
15

Polpo:
Damage: 36, Special

Brigand Leader:
Brigand Leader took heavy damage!

Passefaro:
me

Brigand Leader:
3

Brigand Leader:
Damage: 26, Physical

Passefaro:
Passefaro took 14 damage.

Passefaro:
6 Bulldoze +AP Accuracy

Passefaro:
Bulldoze @all yall Ground | Physical 2d8+10 | 37
let her rip

Overgrown Delinquent:
That hits! Or would, but he jumps into the air and out of the way!

Overgrown Delinquent:
"Heh! Defense is the best offense, little kiddy!"

Brigand Leader:
"You seriously just say that? That kinda pun don't go 'round here!"

Brigand Leader:
Brigand Leader took heavy damage!

Brigand Leader:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Nick:
Nick uses 1 AP!

Irwin:
7 BAITo

Irwin:
2d8+10 | 43

Overgrown Delinquent:
Overgrown Delinquent took heavy damage!

Overgrown Delinquent:
The delinquent goes down! "Agh...shit, man....can't make it..."

Brigand Leader:
"Agh, fine, I'll do it!"
Irwin has received initiative.
Nick has received initiative.
Galf has received initiative.

Nick:
7 I N T I M I D A T E

Nick:
m

Brigand Leader:
12

Polpo:
6

Galf:
14

Galf:
ancientpower

Galf:
Damage: 47, Special

Brigand Leader:
Brigand Leader took heavy damage!

Brigand Leader:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Brigand Leader:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Brigand Leader:
"Ngh..shit..."

Passefaro:
Passe picks up the ascot from the Knock Off, and brings it back to Eliza

Brigand Leader:
All the rogues and brigands are down!

Ivan:
-4 great ball, fucking get in the ball

Beldum:
5

Beldum:
The Beldum attempts to Push Ivan

Eliza:
2

Beldum:
14

Eliza:
12

Ivan:
18

Eliza:
34 dubz check

Eliza:
fuck
Capture Rate: 111

Beldum:
Capture Rate: 111

Beldum:
trips

Beldum:
The beldum careens into Ivan, knocking him flat on his ass and rolling him into the burning house! Right before it's caught by Eliza!

Beldum:
21

Ivan:
Ivan took moderate damage!

Ivan:
"FUUUUUUUCKING LITTLE SHITTER!"

Brigand Leader:
"Atta...boy..."

Eliza:
Eliza rushes over to Ivan and grabs his hand to pull him outta the house.

Eliza:
"I'm not strong enough for this shit."

Eliza:
"Just so you know."

Mienfoo:
ive been here

Mienfoo:
burning

Mienfoo:
the whole tim

Mienfoo:
e

Mienfoo:
my hatred festers

Eliza:
nice campfire we have here

Ivan:
Ivan goes to scramble out of the house and doesn't think twice before taking the hand. "Did our Pokemon finish them yet?!"

Eliza:
"Yeah, we did."

Nick:
"The two that showed up, yeah. ...That uh. Hm."

Nick:
Nick checks the leader's body for any identification.

Nick:
Gang identification.

Mienfoo:
The Big Guy 4 U has nothing on him, but the ascot ripped off of Little Guy With Big Sword has a symbol on one end

Ivan:
"Well hunt down the rest before they burn down more fucking houses!"

Mienfoo:
Of a big, honkin' Irwin-looking creature tearing through the ocean

Eliza:
1 vote for murdering them

Eliza:
from this girl

Eliza:
ayy lmao

Mienfoo:
I vote against murdering them

Eliza:
shh

Eliza:
ur dead

Overgrown Delinquent:
Me too

Eliza:
you have an ugly ascot

Overgrown Delinquent:
75 Exp each

Overgrown Delinquent:
at least half of which needs to go to what you used

Irwin:
Irwin's Attack rose!

Overgrown Delinquent:
wait shit

Overgrown Delinquent:
80

Overgrown Delinquent:
not 75

Irwin:
Irwin's HP rose!

Chloe:
Chloe's SpAttack rose!

Overgrown Delinquent:
Oh and 4 Texp

Beldum:
Species: Metang

Overgrown Delinquent:
+1 HP, +1 Special Defense, -1 Speed, -1 Special Attack