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- What's the difference between Katy Perry and Whitney Houston.
- Katy Perry dyed in the sink...
- Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
- Such a shame. I was even having a wank over Whitney when I found out she was dead. It made me cry and I never got to come.
- Thank fuck. The last thing I need is my DNA at yet another crime scene.
- Whats the difference between whitney houstons valentines card & madeline mccanns fanny?
- Well,theyre both pink but only one got opened.
- What's pink and sits on the doormat?
- Whitney Houston's valentines cards.
- I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
- Or foreplay, as she calls it.
- I've dedicated my life to getting under age prostitutes off the streets.
- For an hour or so usually.
- Suarez has issued an apology for not shaking Evra's hand.
- Apparently he didn't see him in the dark
- So Luis Suarez has refused to shake Patrice Evra's hand at the recent Man U - Liverpool game...
- Well, it won't be the first time a white man has left a black man hanging.
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