Van Helsing Movie Mp4 Download

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Van Helsing Movie Mp4 Download
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Vanessa Helsing, distant relative of famous vampire hunter Abraham Van Helsing, is resurrected only to find that vampires have taken over the world.
Aren't you bored by zombies yet? In RPGs, they are the lowest of the low, even skeletons are more of a threat. Why don't we ever get horror series about ghouls, mummies, wights, wraiths, heck, especially liches? So yes, despite one expecting Van Helsing to fight, y'know... vampires... this series, taking place in the "far flung" future of 2019 (seriously?) has our now female vampire slayer awaken from a coma to find herself in badly decorated bunkers with no-name soldiers who fight against "the infected". As you can guess from the name, these are not even real, supernatural undead - just people who dress like hobos, have crazy hair, black marks around the eyes, and run around screaming a lot. Oh and they can easily be killed by gunfire, and do not have weapons. HOW did these things defeat humanity exactly? Other than the tired and overdone premise, which lacks the supernatural element people would expect from the title, we have bad acting, unmemorable boring soldier characters, and a setting that looks like it was filmed in an abandoned tunnel and a warehouse, with blood effects so bad that I have seen better in Asylum movies. I hope this gets cancelled right away. The fact the Wikipedia page barely has any data on the show should have been a warning sign not to check this one out...
I tried giving this show a chance a couple of times, but I just can&#39;t get over theassive laziness of the writing. <br/><br/>Out of the &#39;ancient&#39; vampires one is predictably Romanian, however,, Dmitri is not a Romanian name - it&#39;s russian. Dumitru is Romanian. All of the Romanian spoken by Dimitri is so comically bad, it seems like an effort was made to get it as wrong as possible. Just hire a translator and have them write it down phonetically for your actors to at least have a chance. <br/><br/>The song he was singing as well is a lovely song that was completely butchered. <br/><br/>Aside from my personal gripes with the general lack of attention to detail, the characters are quite unlikeable and after watching the first 3 episodes I find the entire series takes itself way too seriously and the dialogue is really wooden.<br/><br/>Other than that, the series is visually appealing and the male lead is alright in a stereotypical kind of way. Not enough to make this worth watching.

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