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- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Cinderella who lived with her two stepsisters named Darwin and Ophelia
- They were mean to Cinderella and made her fit sheets onto a bed
- When Cinderella was done with that chore, her sadistic Stepmother made her vacuum
- One day the Prince announced he was having a Bachelorette party
- PRINCE (nori)
- I'm having a Bachelorette party
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- Everyone wanted to go, even Cinderella. But her stepmother had one more chore for her.
- STEPMOTHER (banana)
- You can go if you clean all the Papaya
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- Cinderella tried cleaning them all but it was taking forever because there were so many. There were almost 20,181,106 Papaya
- Cinderella cleans faster but she is a getting tired and sad and finally falls down. She is so tired, she can't go on and cries.
- Suddenly a magical Alcoholic appeared.
- MAGICAL ALCHOHOLIC(mini)
- Cinderella. I am here to help you go to the party.
- MAGICAL ALCHOHOLIC(mini)
- First, I will turn this Xylophone into a dress.
- Then I will turn these carrots into a carriage.
- Finally I will get some bunnies and turn them into horses.
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- Then Cinderella was given slippers made of Adobe
- MAGICAL ALCOHOLIC (mini)
- Have fun at the party. But remember the spell ends at 11:10am
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- Cinderella arrived at the Bachelorette party and everyone was having sex with strangers
- Then the prince saw Cinderella and said
- PRINCE (nori)
- EEK!
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- The Prince and Cinderella had a wonderful time. But then the clock struck 11:10am
- PRINCE (nori)
- Wait you left your Adobe Slipper!
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- The next day the prince went looking for Cinderella. He couldn't find her because her stepmother had locked her in The Princess's room
- But Cinderella's little friend, a talking Capybara
- CAPYBARA (plorbo)
- Hi.
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- The Capybara saw her trapped and guided the Prince to her.
- CAPYBARA (plorbo)
- This way.
- NARRATOR (bunbun)
- The Prince tries the Adobe slipper on Cinderella and it is a perfect fit.
- ALL (banana, bunbun, plorbo, nori, mini)
- And they all lived happily ever after.
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