Herbert Immortal Chapter 11

AN: stop f,aing ok Dancing Penguin is a furry 2 a lot of ppl in club penguin r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no sensei iant kristian plus DP isn't really in luv wif Herbert dat was klutzy ok!

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that 4o4 had given me in case anything happened to them. They had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS DANCINg Penguin but it was The Agent. They started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. Their eyes rolled up! You could only see their red whites.

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram 3000 for me and I always cover it up with foundation." they said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to 404…. Skip has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the hospital's now recovering from my slit wrists. Sensei and Other Penguin and DAHNONCH PENGON were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were furries and you can't have those fucking furriez teaching in a cave with lots of hot polar bearz. Rockhopper had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Dancinglrng Pengurin came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Herbert I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up penguinz like you." I snapped. Dancing Penguin had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Herbert." Dancingrn Penguin says. "Those are not roses."

"What, are they goffs too you penguin agent?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Sensei and other penguin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his flipper at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for jpg I love you bro!)imo noto okayo!"

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.

"OK I believe you now wtf is 404?"

Dancing Penguin rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

"U c, Herbret," Rockyhoper said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Dancing Penguon yelled. roCKYHOper lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Dancign Penguuin stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, pirate rockhoperr!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

"You look kawai, boi." B'loody Dot said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Sensei and other penguin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some places Agent was in the Forest of Magical Magic Puffles. He looked all depressed because 404 had disappeared and he had used to be in love with 404. He was sucking some blood from a puffle.
"Hi." they said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Agent had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like 404. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Aunt Artic who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Agent you fucker!" I said slapping them. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved 404!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

"NO!" I ran up closer.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram 3000 for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to 404… .Skpj has him bondage!"

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 JPG MY GOFFIX BLOOD BRODA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111

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