KF-How to know you're a terrible team-mate

How to know you're a terrible team-mate
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1) If you're a lvl 6 Commando/Support who runs in front of my xbow repeatedly while enraging the FP AND ignoring all the crawler/stalkers which then swarm me, leaving me unable to xbow headshot the 2nd FP. Then you'd blame the team for not killing the FPs, and rage-quit after throwing unwarranted insults. Would have been easier to headshot the FP if I had a clear visual prior to it being enraged and 4 metres away, with a dozen crawlers, stalkers, and gorefasts rushing at me me. This also extends to demo-men who make it their prerogative to enrage multiple fleshpounds while creating repeated smokescreens that make it impossible for the sharpshooters to aim in.

2) Accumulated 200+ hours of game-time and still don't know that the crossbow can clear the scrake in one shot whilst your 3 full clips of AK ammo spent was totally pointless. In particular, you enjoy enraging multiple scrakes whilst ignoring all the crawlers/gorefasts that are stopping the SS from killing the scrakes, leaving said SS with multiple enraged scrakes and a huge trash mob which he cannot clear using xbow/9mm. This also happens a lot when I'm killing husks and sirens and leaving the scrakes for later, only to have "later" delve into a war-party of enraged scrakes, and a dozen Gorefasts/crawlers that should have been killed by the Commandos/Supports.

3) The kill-score means everything to you, and you enjoy running off alone to die. You will also attempt to hog all the kills by rushing towards the spawn-points, with great success in earlier waves, only to become a complete liability by wave 8/9. In addition, you think that having a fancy weapon makes you immune to damage from ZEDs.

4) You love spiders, and refuse to harm any of the crawlers until it's absolutely necessary; when they're ripping you apart. You also ignore crawlers surrounding a teammate to give him endearingly playful love-bites.

5) You throw grenades at Sirens, Fleshpounds, Scrakes, and yourself all the time.

6) You think that there's a bonus for hoarding the most cash, even when it's wave 9 and some teammates who joined late/got killed have no body armour and/or are using tier 1 weapons.

7) You're allergic to Kevlar, even in 6-Man Hard with half the team being lvl 2, and blow the cash people passed to you for Kevlar on an 800 dollar pipe bomb, which you would then waste by planting it at a useless location.

8) You regularly die on Wave 1 and 2. In Normal.

If you're not a horribly lousy player, do throw out your Steam ID, maybe we can play together sometime.

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