WIP - An Orc and a Klingon Walk Into a Bar [FF4M]

[FF4M] An Orc and a Klingon Walk Into a Bar [Collab] [Gentle Fdom - By Orc and Klingon Standards]

Orc: Arm wrestle you for first pick of the humans?
Klingon: Difficult enough for one of us not to break them, you think any could take us both?
Orc: You are correct, probably a bad idea.
Klingon: Let's see what the evening brings...

[Several seconds of bar sounds]

Random Human Male: Ladies! Can I buy you both some of this excellent Romulan ale?
Klingon: Romulan Ale?!? Do I look like a Kzinti to you?! [Slams fist on table]
Orc: You are a drunk little boy. You have no idea what you're getting into. Go home to your mommy and suckle her teats a while longer before you speak to an adult female again.

Klingon: BWAHAHAHA!
Orc: BWAHAHAHA!

[Several seconds of bar sounds]

Orc: What about that one. At the end of the bar...
Klingon: Hmm... Male or female? I cannot always tell them apart clothed...
Orc: Male, I can smell it.
Klingon: You can *smell* the difference?
Orc: Taste different too...
Klingon: I'm not *even* going to ask.
Orc: Maybe you should.... But what do you think...
Klingon: Umm, hard to tell from here. Looks nice and soft and pink and squishy...
Orc: Oh stop or my pheromones will have the whole bar in heat.
Klingon: Maybe that's the point!
Orc: BWAHAHAHA!
Klingon: BWAHAHAHA!

[Several seconds of bar sounds]