[Space Anon in Equestria] Ch4: First Contact

>You hear sounds, wait no maybe voices.
>Yes, definitely voices.

>"I think it's waking up!"
>You feel someone is tapping your forehead, ow ow ow.
>"um..I think you're hurting him Pinkie."
>"How do you know its a 'He'?"
>"Did anypony hear it say 'Get help'?"
>What.
>"What in tarnation is that huge thing it came out of? Twilight?"
>"Its....it looks like some kind of a machine? I never read or seen anything like it."
>What the hell, either you are still pretty headfucked right now or they are.
>You sit up.
>Surprised sounds everywhere

"Goddamn it, what is wrong with you people? I said get help not treat me like a goddamn circus monkey, CHRIST!" You shout while massaging your eyes, the pain is still there.

"Can someone please get a doctor or something? and a glass of water?"
>"I thiiiiink we made it angry."
>"I think you made it angry, Pinkie."

"and why the hell are you keep calling me it..."
>You look around
>You see bunch of colorful animals on 4 legs
>You look at them for a while in silence, so do they.
>They all have different colored skin- no wait, different colored coats.
>Stylized...hair? One of them even has a rainbow patterned hair.
>These animals have horse like features, you never saw a real life horse, but you did see them in holograms.
>Not quite like the horses you saw though.
>Too small to be horses, ponies maybe?
>Wait these things couldn't be the ones that talked right?
>But you don't see anyone else around.

>The pink one suddenly jumps in excitement.
>"OH OH, a staring contest! Me first!"

"WHOASHIT!" You back up a little.

>IT FUCKING TALKED THAT HORSE THING TALKED
>You reach for your pistol.
>Oh wait, you didn't bring one.

>The yellow one squeaks and hides behind the blue one.
>"HEY! Watch your mouth, you....you...thing!"
>"Hold on, Rainbow Dash, I think its just frightened."
>The purple one approaches you slowly.
>You see that it has a horn.
>What?
>And a pair of wings.
>Que?
>"Hello? Dont be afraid, we wont hurt you. Are you alright?"
>Nani?

"You horses are talking." You say that in disbelief.
>"We're actually 'ponies' stranger." says the orange one.
>This one even has a cowboy hat on it.
>"Heavens, I dont think he is alright, Twilight." says the white one, also with a horn.
>You slowly stand up, you feel better but your legs are still shaking.
>You smack your face hard.
>Ow that hurts, bad move, not a dream or on drugs.
>"What is it doing?"
>"Maybe its his way of saying hello!" *SMACK
>This shit is crazy.
>You need something to drink.
"I need water, please."

>"Okay, I'll be right back."
>The purple horse thing vanishes with a flash of light.
>Teleporting? These things have technology?
>The purple one reappears with a water bottle
>You don't care that it was hovering in the air, you grab it and drink it up
>Okay that helped a lot.
>You take a big breath and look at the horse animals.
>Alright, time to face reality like a man.

"Where am I? Who are you? WHAT are you?
>The purple one, who seems to be the leader of the group, replies.
>"We are in the land of Equestria, this is the town of Ponyville.
>It points its hooves towards the town
>"My name is Twilight Sparkle, these are my friends."
>"And we are ponies."
>Huh.
>Okay.

>"So what about you? Where did you come from? And what is that?" asks the Purple horse thing named Twilight Sparkle.
"Er, my name is Anon and I am a Human or Homo Sapiens from a planet called Earth." You just say that without thinking too hard.
"Oh and that?" You point the ship.
"That is a what we call a space ship, its what we use to travel through outer space."
>"Unbelievable." says Twilight.

>"Wee! A real living alien monster from outer space!"
>The pink one with a fluffy mane hops energetically around you.
>It jumps on your back and starts poking and examining your head.

"Stahp, hey, what?" You just cant keep up with this thing.
>"Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! Did you say you were a HOMO? Are you like a lizard thing? EEP, do you eat ponies?" This pink horse thing named Pinkie Pie asks while poking you.
"Im not a homo- I mean, nevermind please get off me I don't feel too good now."
>"Okie dokie Homie!"

>Pinkie jumps off your shoulders.
>"I think he said 'Hyoo-man', darling." says the white pony with a stylish mane and tail.
>How do they even do that with tails?
>"Oh, hello Mr.Anon, was it? You can call me Rarity." Says the more elegant looking white pony called Rarity.
"Uh, hello Ms Rarity." You are surprised by the sudden elegance in speech.
>"Oh just 'Rarity' would do."
"Sure, Rarity, you can just call me Anon too." You scratch your head.

>Seeing that you are not an immediate threat. Other ponies ease up as well.
>The blue one with a rainbow mane and tail flies around with its wings you to examine you.
>Flying? Wings? You know what, you don't care anymore.
>It still looks at you with suspicion.
>"You really don't eat or attack ponies, right?"
"No, we dont." Are you really that monstrous to them?
>"And did you say that ship can travel through outer space? Can it fly?
"Yes, real fast too."
>"Wow, really? But its so big! Maybe I can race against it?"
"Maybe, if its not too damaged." This thing really wants to race against a space ship that can go past the speed of sound in moments?
>"Awesome, my name is Rainbow Dash by the way, nice to meet you!" The blue pony named Rainbow Dash waves its hooves.
>Rainbow Dash? These names, man.

>"Name is Applejack, partner, and I really hope that ship of yours didn't do anything to the apple trees."
"Apple trees?"
>You see what looks like a farm not too far from where you are.
>Never seen a farm like that before. You only saw small dome greenhouses in your home station.
>Wow, its bigger and greener than your thought.
"No, these recent models are almost completely emission free. People used to complain about feeling sick after long flights or staying in docks for too long."
>The orange and blonde pony tilts her head in confusion.
>"I don't think I understood that, but I will take that as 'No, it didn't'."
>Applejack? These names again, and she has this accent. You swear your heard them before.

>Then there was this pony with yellow coat and pink mane.
>It has also wings like Rainbow Dash, and there is a rabbit sitting on her head.
>She still is keeping a slight distance from you.
>"I think its okay Fluttershy, he wont bite." Dash calls the yellow pony.
>"Oh..um..okay..hello, my name is Fluttershy and this is Angel bunny." She holds the rabbit towards you.
>This rabbit looks as if its got a beef with you.
>Fluttershy? Its like the description is in the name.
>"Are you like a monkey? You have paws that looks a monkey's paw." Fluttershy asks while pointing her hooves at your hand.
"Oh, well sort of, monkeys and Humans share the same ancestors."

>Anyone who says differently is a retard that does not belong in the space age of humanity.

>"How fascinating...." Says Fluttershy.
>"Do you know what we need, Anon?" Pinkie suddenly gets real close to your face.
>Did this pony ever learn anything about personal space?
>Pinkie starts jumping in front of you. Wow, its like she never gets tired.
"Need what Pinkie?" You ask.
>"A Party, you silly billy! We should have a party of 'Being friends with a real alien!'"
>You chuckle. Friends huh, oh that remind you of something.
"Sorry, but maybe later Pinkie."
>"Awwwww, why not now?"
"There is something I must do." You look at the ship.

[Chapter 4 End]