dakim

Battle 10. Cipher Admin Dakim.
--Camerupt L41 and Cradily L40 vs Zanna L41 and Tornade L40. Double Intim goes out.
--swap Zan for Eri - expecting EQ shenanigans, like vanilla. Triple Kick leaves Cradily on a sliver.
--Seed Bomb, that's certainly not Earthquake. 1/6 to Tor. ERUPTION IS ALSO NOT EARTHQUAKE - Eri takes over half and Tor drops to 33%.
--Shadow Ball + Triple Kick leave Camerupt on a sliver. Seed Bomb hits Eri for 1/4. Eruption chips Eri and Tor - Eri is red now.
--Icy Wind finishes Camerupt and Cradily off. out comes Metang L42 and Swampert L40, who get chipped by Bulldoze.
--swap Eri out for Lune and Tor for Zan. Intim goes out. Meteor Mash hits Lune for 1/5.
--Swampert Earthquakes! Lune takes another 1/4. Zan takes over half!
--expecting Earthquakes to be baited by Zan's presence. I risk swapping Eri back in over Zan.
--Lune Toxics Swampert. out comes Earthquake from Metang which chips Lune and hits Swampert for 1/5.
--Swampert EQs, dropping Lune to crit. Poison's starting to do its work on Swampert.
--I Super Lune and Hyper Eri. Meteor Mash drops Eri back to crit and raises Metang's Attack.
--Swampert EQ drops Lune to 30%.
--I super Lune and swap to Sol. Meteor Mash dros Sol to 45% and raises Atk again (+1). Ice Punch drops Sol to 20%.
--Super Tor up 65% and swap in over Sol for desperately-needed Intim.
--Meteor Mash drops Tor to 41/118 and Swampert EQ drops Lune below half and drops Tor to crit.
--Super Tor to 65 (meant to be a hyper...!). Swampert switches into Claydol L40. Lune Moonlights to full.
--ZEN HEADBUTT, RIGHT METANG'S PART PSYCHIC- IT MISSES OH MY GOD.
--I think I can use this...? swap Tor for Esper. Toxic hits Claydol. Psychic bounces off Esper but drops SpDef.
--Zen Headbutt drops Esper to 2/3.
--Super Zan to 92/101 and swap her in over Esper. Intim goes out. Claydol EQ! chips Lune and drops Zan to under half.
--Meteor Mash drops Zan to 20%.
--swap Zan for Tor. Intim goes out. Lune Crunches Metang for half. Claydol EQ chips Lune and Tor. Metang EQ repeats. Tor's at 25%.
--swap Tor for Esper, expecting another Psychic. Lune Crunches to take Metang out, gets minor HP back. Swampert takes the field again.
--prediction correct, and Psychic bounces off Esper.
--okay, need to get a little crazy with my plays now.
--Esper Dazzling Gleam. Tickle on Swampert's slot. Swampert should faint, meaning Entei gets debuffed on wakeup. here we go.
--Dazzling Gleam goes first, taking Swampert out and bringing Claydol to critical. out comes Regirock(!)
--Tickle debuffs Regirock the instant it takes the field - but Clear Body blocks it.
--Claydol's final act is Cosmic Power - Poison takes it down immediately after.
--Hyper Potion Reverie and bring her in over Esper. IRON HEAD! Eri takes 75% immediately.
--final Super on Eri and out goes WoW... IT HITS - RUNS INTO LUM BERRY, FUCK. Iron Head drops Eri to 7 HP.
--final heal (Hyper) goes out. I have never needed a burn to hit more than now.
--it hits and this one sticks! Regirock Iron Defenses.
--Shadow Ball for 40%, Crunch chips below half. Iron Head deals 1/3 to Eri.
--Snag Ultra out. 1... 2... 3... CAUGHT!
--Dakim is defeated!