Showderp Guide v3.0
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- IF YOURE A NEWFAG READ THIS, these are the rules! You wouldn't want to make a fool of yourself on the first day? Would you?
- Topics: Champing, Spectating, Impeachment, Thread Construction
- (1) CHAMPING CHAMPING CHAMPING
- @--Who is champ? What is champ? Well, champ is the person posting links in the thread so that spectators can watch them play pokemon.
- @--You want to be champ? That's easy! Just wait until the current champ posts "new champ", then you put on your trip code, comb your hair, tie your tie, brush your teeth, and then be the first to post "me" after a new champ is needed. If some guy with a trip managed to post before you did, bummer! They're champ and you're not! That's how the cookie crumbles here!
- @--So, you're champ huh? Here are the rules bucko, use the first 6 pokemon suggested after you claimed the champ title. If you see something you dont recognize, try using dogars.ml, look it up there. Next, with your team of 6 pokemon, find a battle on showdown and keep updating the thread with the latest battle. If you want a new team, post "new team" in thread. If you quit, post "new champ"
- @--CHAMP OFF, thats when two people are champ for some reason, both them battle each other to settle the dispute. the winner of the champ off is now the true champ.
- @--Be weary of these champing rules and regulations, failure to comply can lead to impeachment. More on that later.
- (2) SPECTATING SPECTATING SPECTATING
- @--Ah, I see you're one of those "chad" types who'd rather watch champ than be champ. But hold your horses newfag, there are rules.
- @--When you spectate, you can pretty much just shitpost in chat and whatevs, however, certain kinds of behavior will not be tolerated. This includes SPAMMING, ATTENTION FAGGING, and ACTING LIKE A NEWFAG in general. Im sure there are other things you shouldnt do, but once you do them, youll know what youre doing wrong.
- @--Shitposting in chat isnt all you can do, you can also suggest pokemon! Heres how it works... When champ posts "new team" or a new champ just claimed, you post the pokemon you want them to use. This can be something along the lines of: "a pokemon you think is cute" "wishiwashi with choice specs" "hoge". Champ will be able to fill in the blanks when you suggest something like that. You can also post the entire set for the pokemon you want champ to use, dogars.ml has a reservoir of them. if youre suggestion doesnt make any fucking sense, it aint gonna be used. if its not one of the first 6, guess what? it aint happenin'.
- @--Heres an extra thing about suggesting, this doesnt happen too often, but if two similar suggestions appear, they will be fused. IE "machamp @ assvest" and "special machamp"
- (3) IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT
- @--Oh boy youre in for it now. If youre being impeached, thats because youre a fucking cock sucker. Heres how it works: if a champ is breaking the laws of being a champ, someone may impeach you and take your champ title without your consent. this is done to draw attention away from the asswipes.
- @--List of things you shoudlnt do as champion:
- SKIPPING AND/OR ALTERING SUGGESTIONS
- FORFEITING A MATCH
- BE REALLY BAD AT POKEMON
- ABUSING YOUR POWERS (IE modchat slowchat etc)
- NOT LINKING BATTLES IN THE THREAD
- Doing any of those things can lead to impeachment.
- (4) THREAD CONSTRUCTION THREAD CONSTRUCTION THREAD CONSTRUCTION
- @--You cant just slap showderp on the name field and attach a persona image and call it a day. do a bit more work than that so that you can keep showderp alive. every little bit counts.
- @--Keep threads interesting. Make a funny joke, or give the thread a theme. "Showderp - INSERT THEME Edition". Making the perfect propaganda can attract newfags to keep showderp alive.
- @--Essential Links and info
- LINK TO THE LAST SHOWDERP THREAD
- LINK TO THIS PASTEBIN
- CURRENT CHAMPS TRIPCODE
- If you make a shitty thread people will ignore it and then youll be seething, but everyone wouldve had every right to ignore your thread.
- @-SHOWDERP VOCABULARY-@
- Words youll see a lot here.
- neoderp -----------newfag
- champ -------------champion
- choke / stroke ----bad play
- snipe -------------someone has purposely gotten matched up with champ in a battle, usually for attention
- hijack / hi jack --someone entered the account of an opponent who left the battle
- opp ---------------opponent
- im gay ------------theyre gay
- we ----------------used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people considered together.
- IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS, PLEASE LURK. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY. :)
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