Martini 17

>you are martini - a light green unicorn fluffy pony with a dark green mane
>last night the flames came for you and the other fluffies. you helped them to escape
>but in the darkness and the smoke you got separated from the others
>now you’re on your own in the woods.
>BIG MAN took you for a walk here a couple of times but you can’t remember the way
>BIG MAN sometimes hurts the other ponies but you still want to get back to The Room.
>but you don’t know where to go or what to do.
>
>you spent the morning licking dew from plants and nibbling tender grassies.
>the food makes you feel better but you still feel a little sick and chilly.
>it’s so hard to see through the trees and bushes. it’s pretty but all the leaves obscure your sight
>wait! you hear running water! you remember… you remember BIG MAN taking you alongside the stream
>but don’t drink the water, he told you. it’s dirty water from the houses.
>houses.
>if you can find a house, you can find people. people can get you back to The Room
>unless they hate fluffy ponies
>you hurry down a nearby hill - success! but is it the same stream you remember?
>no choice… have to follow it. you start walking, following an old trail alongside the stream.
>you’re not sure how long you walk. the Yellow Sky Ball was low when you woke up but now it’s high above you
>you nibble tender grassies along the way
>you stop when you see a familiar site… the big stone place.
>BIG MAN brought you here when he was looking for new fluffies.
>you wonder if there are any still here
>you walk around the huge stone shapes, sniffing for fluffies or water or nummies.
>as you round a corner, you find yourself surrounded by four other fluffies
>”hewwo! my nawme mawtini! i wost!”
>a purple pegasus steps up and flutters its wings at you.
>”my name bwackbewwy! i am smawty pony! i wead dese otha ponies!”
>”need get back homwe! know which way?”
>”you no weave herd. you pawrt of herd now.”
>”no, no… mawtini haff pwace to wive. just got wost. wanna go howme!”
>the smarty friend puffs out its cheeks and stamps on the ground
>”NO! smawty fwen say you wit us naow!”
>the other three fluffies, two earth ponies and a unicorn like you, stamp their little feet as well.
>you try to back away, maybe make a break for the path by the stream. maybe find your way home from there.
>the earth ponies get in your way and the unicorn blocks you from going up the hill. you’re trapped.
>”smawty fwen don wike fwuffies tha don wissen. smawty fwen tink mawtini need ed… ed… edumacashin.”
>”edumacashin?”
>the smarty friend looks at one of the earth ponies. he’s a dark brown colt with a white mane.
>”tundah, teach mawtini wesson.”
>the other fluffies surround you so you can’t escape. thunder lifts a hoof and runs it across the fluff of your back.
>”you nonn gonn wike dis, mawtini.”
>”nuh… no, bwackbewwy! don do dis! mawtini fowwow you! mawtini behave!”
>”smawty say you need edumacashin. need to be taught.”
>you can see thunder’s happy thing getting big in anticipation
>”bwackbewwy pwease no huwty…”
>”mawtini showld wissen to his bettahs.”
>”NOOOOO!”
>”WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!”
>all the fluffies freeze. thunder is right behind you, his happy thing ready to go inside your poopie place
>it’s BIG MAN. carrying a Leaf Puller Stick.
>”What in the wide world of fuck are you doing to my pony.”
>blackberry walks up to BIG MAN and puffs out his cheeks.
>”mawtini in my hewd naow. not yowrs. go way, dumm hooman!”
>”bigman pwease hewp! fwuffy… fwuffy gonn huwt poopie pwace!”
>BIG MAN’s eye twitches.
>you giggle… and the giggle turns to laughter. you know what’s coming.
>”wha… wha mawtini waugh? wah so funneh?”
>BIG MAN sneers. he grabs thunder off your back by his neck and holds him down on the ground. he rips thunder’s happy thing off with his big paw. the colt screams
>”OOOOOOOOOOOOWIE! MAH HAPPEH TING! HUWWWWWWWWWWWWTS!”
>BIG MAN shoves it in his mouth and plunges the blunt end of the Leaf Puller Stick all the way inside thunder’s poopie place. he gags, trying to scream, and goes limp
>the other earth pony, amazingly, headbutts BIG MAN’s leg.
>BIG MAN pulls the handle from thunder’s poopie place and twirls the Leaf Puller Stick over his head before bringing the sharp teeth down on the earth pony’s back
>the metal teeth tear into his backbone and tear the flesh and fur from his body
>the earth pony screams and tries to back away.
>BIG MAN holds a boot over the pony’s head, forcing it to the ground.
>it somehow manages to mutter, despite its jaw being mostly pinned down.
>”nuh… nuh… huwty all ovah… sowwy… so sowwy…”
>”Fuck you.”
>BIG MAN applies pressure with his foot. the pony’s skull is crushed.
>”unicown twyin ta wun!”
>BIG MAN turns around and see the other unicorn skittering away. he walks up to it, swings the Leaf Puller Stick and sinks it into the unicorn’s face and skull.
>it screams, its little legs desperately trying to push the metal teeth away
>”AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! HUWTIES! why smawty wet huwty happen? why smawty not wet mawtini go?”
>the smarty friend never speaks. it’s standing there, frozen in shock.
>BIG MAN lifts the Leaf Puller Stick and swings it, bashing the unicorn into the stone shape. it screams again
>”naoooooooow! pwease make huwty stawp! i wan mommy! i wan go howme! pwease staaaaawp!”
>BIG MAN swings the stick a few more times. the limp body of the unicorn slides to the groumd.
>he focuses on the smarty friend.
>”So… you threaten my pony. Force him to join your herd. Try to get him raped in the ass. Is that about right?”
>”suh… smawty fwen onwy do wha gud fo hewd…”
>”No you don’t. You’re mean. You’re selfish. You’re a bully. You do it to your own kind.”
>”smawty fwen no wissen to hooman!”
>”You’re right.”
>”wha?”
>”Talking time is over.”
>BIG MAN grabs the smarty by the throat and holds him up against the stone shape. he punches him in the face a few times.
>the smart friend is crying. sniffling. its little legs shaking.
>”that was for getting your herd killed.”
>”no… no mowe… wet go…”
>”This is for Martini, you worthless piece of shit.”
>BIG MAN jams the smarty’s poopie place on the end of the Leaf Puller Stick and rams him down onto it.
>the fluffy squeaks, gags, and vomits feces as the pole comes out his mouth.
>BIG MAN slides the smarty’s body off and tosses it aside.
>you nervously approach BIG MAN. he saved you but he still might be angry…
>BIG MAN picks you up and gives you huggies.
>”You okay?”
>”mawtini wuv bigman! save mawtini!”
>”Let’s go home. We got a hell of a mess to clean up back there.”
>”bigman mad mawtini get wost?”
>”You saved most of the other ponies, Martini. You’re a hero.”
>”how bigman fine mawtini?”
>”You don’t remember, but after we got you back from that hipster dickhead I put a little chip under your fluff. Now I’ll always know where you are.”
>”chips for nummies?”
>”Different chip… ah, forget it.”
>BIG MAN picks you up and carries you the rest of the way. you snuggle against his warm coat.
>you’re a good pony.
>you’re a hero.
>you’re going home.