mayowasp

[01:28] KingBobson: You acquire an item: mayo pump
[01:28] KingBobson: Huh.
[01:28] KingBobson: desc_item.php? whichitem=583654667
[01:28] gulaschkanone: q: mayostat's result has the same quality like the thing you eat, right? what does it make you barf out when you eat an astral dog? -hic-
[01:28] gulaschkanone: huh.
[01:28] YOjimbos_LaW: lol what.
[01:29] yoJIMbOS_Law: how do I get this legit +5 fam weight * 2 equipment?
[01:29] yoJIMbos_laW: oh.
[01:29] KingBobson: It's only equippable by the , though -hic-
[01:29] KingBobson: So not that useful.
[01:30] yojiMbos_LAW: right.
[01:30] KingBobson: And the answer is "burn your turns in the arena with your chameleon"
[01:30] YoJImboS_Law: so, [Answer: Shaking Skulls!]?
[01:30] KingBobson: That's always the answer.
[01:31] KingBobson: So, preemptive familiar spading ahoy!
[01:31] KingBobson: %familiar name eats the mayo pump, and turns a rich, delicious shade of off-white.
[01:31] UNparaLLeLogram: also if you legit want a +10 famweight equop don't you just use an astral sweater?
[01:31] KingBobson: (Baby Mayonnaise Wasp) -hic-
[01:31] YoJiMbos_LaW: because +5 twice is like +10 except it amuses me.
[01:32] KingBobson: Commacle swoops at your opponent and sprays it with mayonnaise. This does no actual damage.
[01:32] KingBobson: Best familiar/
[01:32] YOJIMbos_laW: hahaha
[01:32] gulaschkanone: so op.
[01:32] KingBobson: Commacle stings your opponent several times, spraying mayonnaise everywhere and causing a total of 65 damage.
[01:32] KingBobson: Aw, not a joke familiar.
[01:32] yoJIMbOS_Law: inb4 jitb.
[01:32] KingBobson: Way less funny now. -hic-
[01:33] KingBobson: Sleaze damage, obvs
[01:33] KingBobson: Commacle stings your opponent for 82 damage. (The mayonnaise acts as a soothing salve, but the damage still counts.)
[01:38] KingBobson: [link] http:// images.kingdomofloat hing.com/itemimages/ mayowasp.gif
[01:43] yOjIMbos_law: hrm. I wonder if this is part of a cycle of elemental workshed iotms....
[01:45] gulaschkanone: eeeeh.
[01:52] KingBobson: Commacle burps, and changes back to her regular, less-delicious color.******
[01:52] KingBobson: RIP mayo wasp
[01:52] YOjiMboS_LAW: :(
[01:53] KingBobson: Pretty decent damage familiar, though.
[01:54] KingBobson: 30 lbs had a ~50-100 damage range. -hic-
[01:54] yOjIMbos_lAw: but elemental lime :|
[01:54] KingBobson: Right.
[01:54] KingBobson: 50% miss rate, too.
[01:55] KingBobson: [link] http:// images.kingdomofloat hing.com/itemimages/ mayolarva.gif
[01:55] KingBobson: So, any ideas how to get this?
[01:55] KingBobson: Using a tomayohawk on a Mayonnaise Wasp in the DD? -hic-
[01:56] YojIMbOS_lAw: get >1k mayo blood whatever?