Hey guess who go got punched in the face llast night?

yours truly. But I was with toby of course


we were walking down the torrens at night, and these for guys just walk up to us from under the morphett street bridge

I don't think they said anything, but one of them just walks up to me and slugs me in the nose!

And I'm thinking what the hell is going on! I'm way confused, and pretty scared, so I tell toby lets just run,m there's five of them, but he doesn't want to run

so this guy tries to hit me again, and I'm just saying "come on, I've I don't even know you, I've got no probly, just leave us alone", but he won't back off

Meanwhile toby's pouring out our champagne bottle to bottle them with.

Anyway, he doesn't bottle them, but the guy tries to hit me for like the fifth time, and I just backfist him in the face, and he just stumbles a bit

and he's all "ooh backfist me eh" and comes after me again, and then I just punched him in the face, he just falls over, and curls up, and I hit him like five more times

Well we're in the light now so I can see them, and one of them is like 10, and the others are just shouting at me to stop, and toby's on standby just keeping an eye out.

anyway, we and break away, and I'm bleeding every where, pretty drunk from havein a bottle of wine to myself

then we walk up to north terrace, and about 15 minutes klater we see them again, and toby is just furious, the guy goes to shake his hand, and toby tries to key him in the eyes, then chases them into this hotel foyer shouting "ya fuckin princess mate"

and the guys are freaking out now, we can hear them telling the guy in the hotel to lock the doors because we're aftet them, but he just lets us in anyway so they're cornered

and they're freaking out, so I don't want to fight them again, so I just tell him "don't you ever fucking do that again. I'll fucking kill you if you do that again to anyone you fucking asshole. Promise you won't fucking hit me for no reason again"

and he's like, "yeah I promise, I promise, shake hands". So I shake his hand and we leave because toby said the police were cmoing.

Then the ten year old is following us, and he's like don't hurt that guy even though we're leaving, and toby's like "where's you mum for chrissakes?" and the kids like "my mum's about to die," so we just say don't hang out with fucking arseholes ike that.

then we went to super.

yeah, it was insane. But my nose is fine, and I don't think I really hurt him too bad. It was all just insane though.

there's heaps more detail that I can't remember, but Toby will tell you about it.