Corrupt Cupid

>Day “The Perfect Couple” in Equestria
>Be Anonymous and chillin with Twilight heading over to the Crystal castle. You hold the box of special, imported cookies from the gryphon empire.
>Opening it, you look at the dark, decadent beauties in the box, and your mouth begins to water.
>Suddenly the box closes, and you look over at Twilight, “Don’t even think about it, we’re gonna share these with everyp0ny.”
“Why? We got these for ourselves.”
>”Exactly, and I’m gonna share my box with my brother, and Cadence.”
>With an exacerbated groan, you continue to walk along.
>Reaching the castle, the guards instantly recognize you and Twilight. Leading you in, they escort you to the royal living quarters.
>Cadence is waiting at the door, and dismisses the guard. Doing their little gay dance, you look on and shake your head as they laugh and catch up.
>The doors open as Cadence comes walking in first, “So these cookies, are they really good?”
>”We don’t know yet, we had ordered a variety pack, and it came with many flavors. This one is some kind of thick chocolate.”
“Its cocoanut, a rare blend of chocolate and coconut, grown only in the high mountains of the gryphon empire, it’s said to have a rich, nutty flavor unparalleled to none.”
>Cadence smiles and looks back at you, ”My, sounds like we have a chocolate connoisseur among us.”
>”Anon likes his chocolate.”
“Rarity and I both have an appreciation for the stuff, she tells me all em, I just like to eat the shit.”

Sitting on the couch, with Twilight, Cadence comes walking in, floating over tea, and little chocolate cookies.
>With the cups and snacks placed before you, you reach over to grab a cookie, but Twilight smacks your hand.
“What?!”
>”Wait for my brother to get here, geez Anon, have some manners.”
“Man! Your brother isn’t gonna care if I get a cookie, its been like 3 hours, I want to try it!”
>Quickly getting one, and popping it into your mouth, you chew on it angrily, as Twilight puffs her cheeks in anger, and looks the other way. “Hmpf!”
>Crossing her hooves, she “admires” the walls as Cadence looks on uneasily. “So, ummm…how are things Twilight?”
>Twilight sighs knowing she doesn’t have the luxury of silent brooding, and smiles weakly, “Good, Spike has been as helpful as ever, and my friends are all up to their usual antics.”
>”Are you excited for the gala this year?”
>”Oh yeah, I hope it goes better this year, unlike the last gala.”
>Cadence laughs before looking over at you, and saying nothing. The huge double doors, several feet away swing open. Shinning Armor comes walking in, and notices you all.
>”Twily! Ah I missed ya kid!”
>With her giddy smile, Twilight gets up, runs over, and the two give a big hug, “Missed you too, bbbff!”
>Shinning ruffles her mane, as Twilight tries to fix it, “So what are you here for?”
>”Just in the neighborhood, thought we’d stop by.”
“Do you care that I got a cookie?!”
>Twilight looks back at you, and narrows her eyes, clearly she is miffed.
>”What’s he talking about?”
>”Nothing, he’s just being a jerk.”
>”Comes with the territory Twi.”

>The two come walking over to where you are, but Twilight ignores you while Shinning sits by Cadence.
>”So Anon, you treatin my sister well?”
“Bout as well as she treats me.”
>Twilight rolls her eyes hearing this, “Give or take.”
>Cadence pours a cup of tea, and floats a cookie to her mouth, taking a little nibble, she offers some to Shinning, “Sweetie, you got to try these cookies Twilight brought, they’re delicious.”
>Good humouredly, he waves his hoof, ”Ah not right now hun, I’ll get some later tonight.”
>”Aww c’mon, just a little.”
>Shinning leans in, and glances over to the two of you real quick, before looking back and whispering, ”Cadence, no, I don’t want any.”
>With a smile, she leans in and brings the cookie closer, “Just one bite.”
>Shinning groans upset before looking over at the two of you again, smiling, and biting down on the cookie. Chewing it, he swallows, and lets out a tired sigh.
>”Good right?” Cadence smiles as Shinning looks at her with that same miffed glare Twilight gives you.
>You sip on your tea, and look away, but Twilight doesn’t seem the least bit unnerved at the mounting tension.
>With Shinning keeping to himself, Cadence talks to Twilight, “So then I told Ms. Harshwhinny, “Well there’s always next year.”” Twilight and her, begin to laugh out loud, and Cadence taps on Shinning, “Right dear?”
>”Huh? Yeah, she did.” Letting out a loud yawn, he looks at the clock on the wall, “Would you look at the..”
>”And then,” Cadence cuts him off, and continues with her boring story. Shinning sighs and looks at the clock.
>The hands move from six, to eight, and impatiently tap on the couch as the two girls prattle on about their inane nonsense.
>Suddenly an old grandfather clock rings out, as though a sign from god himself to say “Shut up.”
>Twilight takes the hint, and finally notices the time.
>”Oh my gosh, I hadn’t even realized how late it is. C’mon Anon, we better start heading back.”
>As the two of you get up, you hear the distinct sound of rumbling thunder. You get up and go to the window, pulling back the curtain; you see a mare running for a building.
>Rain comes pouring down hard, and you let go of the curtain.
“Welp, guess the trains won’t be running today.”

>Cadence generously offered the two of you, a room to spend the night, and you jumped on that.
>Fluffing your pillow, you hop on the bed and curl in the sheets.
“This shit is so fucking comfy.”
>”Get off; I need to fix them now.”
“Why? We’re just gonna sleep in them anyway.”
>”Because you pulled out the sheets covering the bed, that is totally disgusting, I hate sleeping in a bed like that.”
>Patting the mattress, you smile at her “Didn’t hear you complaining about my bed last week.”
>Twilght blushes feverishly, and looks around as though somebody heard, “Keep it down! I don’t want my brother to know about that.”
”Twilight, these walls are fucking thick, I doubt he can hear us.”
>”Still, what if they’re right out..” *knock* *knock* “..side.”
>The door opens as Shinning peeks her head in, “Hey Twily, just came to say good night.”
>”Sure! Night!”
>With a confused expression, he shrugs and closes the door. Twilight smacks you across the head, “See!?”
“He didn’t hear shit! You’re overreacting!”
>”Ugh! Its always MY fault isn’t it?! Never mind the fact, that all of our problems are a direct result of your carelessness, and inconsideration!”
“You mean how things ALWAYS escalate, because you bend over backwards to fix a problem that isn’t there? Yeah, my fault.”
>”Ooo! You are just such a…jerk!”
“Whatever, I’m goin ta bed.”
>Rolling to your side, you close your eyes, but can still feel Twilight standing there looking at you. “Are you gonna get off or not?”
>”No.”
>Twilight angrily crawls in bed, and gets the light.

>About a half hour later, you’re still awake, and need to pee. Getting off the bed, you go to the only door in the room. Opening it, you see an empty closet.
“Oh for the love of god, this is a fucking castle, and they don’t have a bathroom in every room? Wait a minute..do crystal ponies even NEED to shit?”
>As you ponder this thought, your dick twitches, trying to hold back the tidal wave of piss isn’t easy. Holding on, you hurry to the door, and go out into the hallway.
>There is easily like 20 doors, and only one with the lights on, and slightly open. It fucking sucks and you hate the idea of having to ask, but the call is too great to ignore.
>Walking to the door, you get ready to knock, but stop when you here Shinning’s voice yell, “..and is it so hard for you listen to me?! I said I didn’t want a cookie, you know how I hate when you keep shoving food into my mouth!”
>With your curiosity peaked, you slowly peek in the through the door.
>”But..but I wanted you to try it! I..I don’t know why you would..”
>”And another thing, was it really necessary to talk that long?! You know I have an important meeting bright and early tomorrow!”
>Cadence tries to put her hoof on him, ”Sweetie, I..” but he pushes it away, “Just forget it, I’m gonna sleep in my study.”
>Distraught, her horn suddenly glows, and Shinning Armor stands in place, his eyes glow pink, and in a slow, controlled voice Cadence says, “You’re sorry.”
>”I’m sorry.” He replies in a monotone voice,
>”You just had a bad day at work.”
>”I just had a bad day at work.”
>”You didn’t mean to get angry at me.”
>”I didn’t mean to get angry at you.”
>”You actually liked those cookies.”
>”I actually liked those cookies.”
>”You love me.”
>”I love you.”
>”Good, now, release.”
>The aura disappears, and Shinning shakes his head, before sighing tiredly. “Look, I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to get mad at you. I just had a really bad day at work, ya know?”
>”Its ok dear, I understand.” Cadence walks up to him, and hugs him, as she holds him, she happens to look at the door, and her eyes widen in surprise.
(“Jesus!”)
>You fall on your butt, before getting up and running down the hall, leaving only a wet imprint behind. The door slightly opens as Cadence looks both ways down the hall, “What is it honey?”
>”Nothing dear, just thought I’d lock the door.”
>Closing it, she goes to her bed, “You know, those cookies weren’t even half bad.”
>”Hmm, they were good.”
>”Night Cadence, I love you.”
>”I love you too.”