I LOVE BUTTHOLES

I cannot deny it any longer! I LOVE BUTTHOLES! Yes, dear /prog/, you read correctly. I am indeed in love with buttholes. Whenever I think of the slimy, stinky orifices designated to expel solid waste, I cannot suppress the excited warmth that arise in my chest and my groin. The idea of a pulsating sphincter wrapped around my loving penis causes a euphoria through out my entire body. I'd gladly abandon everything I've ever known for a single trip into a hip. It's almost intoxicating, ramming a thick rod into a welcoming shitter. Far better than any sort of programming task that I've ever undertaken, by leagues