Substance of Sacrilege, Session 2

<DM>	--= SCENE SET =--
<DM>	Where we left off previously:
<DM>	Pellik, whose brother had perished at the hands of a strange Glass Golem, was himself slain by the mysterious cloaked man who had promised to help him.
<DM>	The glass gem planted in his forehead began the terrible process of constructing a new Glass Golem from the essence of his body and his potent affinity to Light.
<DM>	Dex attempted to remove it, but to no avail: it was sealed in place by some unknown force.  To his chagrin, he was left facing the newly-formed, malevolent Golem, as well as its Molten brother.
<DM>	The rest of his party still lingered in the outer reaches of the cavern...
<Kirran>	We're good at lingering.
<DM>	--= SESSION START =-
<Red_Enrics>	(I love how JUST as the session starts, I have chorse, BRB)
<Kirran>	(Is that anything like a hobby horse, but with more cleaning involved?)
*	Glass_Golem glares down at Dex. Raising a sparkling foreleg slowly, it appears to flex in preparation for a strike.
<Dex>	RUN AWAY!
*	Dex runs toward his group.
<DM>	The cave rumbles behind you, and you hear the horrible sound of glass scraping against hard stone.
<Kirran>	Worst sound ever.
*	Vincent_Valentine goes deaf from all the glassy sounds.
<DM>	Deafness: -3 Courage
<DM>	:P
<DM>	(jk)
<Vincent_Valentine>	I hate having the carnival in town.
*	Kirran uses shiekah brand ear plugs.
<Vincent_Valentine>	noisy ass kids.
<Vincent_Valentine>	KEEP YOUR FIREWORKS ELSEWHERE.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the fourth wall, when the Kool-Aid Man busts in. OH YEAH! «15,056»)
*	Vincent_Valentine returns to Vincent, and sees a Dex running his way.
<DM>	The cave begins to glow red, shifting patterns bouncing across the wall as the Molten Golem's ruddy light reflects through the Glass Golem's body.
*	Vincent_Valentine ducks for cover.
<Red_Enrics>	(Back)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Kirran>	Nice
<Glass_Golem>	Barrels into room just behind Dex, circling around to block one exit.
<Red_Enrics>	Woah...battle going on here?
<Kirran>	Boss battle, by the looks of things.
*	Molten_Golem looms in the entrance to the fountain tunnel, blocking the other escape route.
<Molten_Golem>	ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, FOLKS.
<Red_Enrics>	Well, no use spectating, Kirran, let's help out!
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Molten_Golem>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Glass_Golem>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck to the yes
<Vincent_Valentine>	hahahaha a one./
<Kirran>	Lol
<Molten_Golem>	;_;
<Vincent_Valentine>	dex's roll
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Kirran
<Dex>	oh
*	Molten_Golem drips molten tears down his check, splashing right next to Vincent.
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Vincent_Valentine (10).
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html'
<DM>	crud
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310.html
<DM>	Anyone have any standing buffs I should know about?
<Kirran>	I have rejuvenating aura.
<DM>	(Everyone starts at full health)
<Kirran>	As a global reminder for later.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(And magix?)
<DM>	(Magic too.)
<DM>	(There was enough residual Fairy influence, I'm guessing)
<DM>	(Nice bonus turn, Mr. Vincent.)
*	Vincent_Valentine pulls out Quicksilver, and switches to Dual Shot, Incendiary mode.
<Raine>	You rang DM?
*	Vincent_Valentine looks at the Glass_Golem; "Perfect Target Practice."
*	Vincent_Valentine fires. (Roll Courage. ... Twice.)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$39d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 2, 5, 3, 5, 3, 1, 9, 3, 1, 9, 2, 8, 2, 2, 4, 7, 8, 6, 3, 7, 10, 9, 10, 8, 7, 4, 5, 6, 3, 6, 8, 2, 6, 3, 6, 5 and 2. Total: 201. Successes: 24.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$39d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 9, 9, 7, 7, 4, 8, 3, 8, 1, 7, 7, 6, 6, 7, 5, 7, 9, 7, 4, 5, 4, 5, 1, 9, 2, 9, 2, 7, 8, 4, 6, 7, 2, 6, 8, 6 and 3. Total: 229. Successes: 28.
*	Nexas (~Goriya@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
<Glass_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 10, 9, 5, 6, 4, 10, 2, 3, 2, 10, 5, 9, 4, 7, 4, 1, 4, 9 and 2. Total: 118. Successes: 15.
<Glass_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 2, 5, 10, 7, 1, 5, 2, 1, 4, 1, 1, 6, 1, 10, 4, 4, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 12.
*	Nexas is now known as Shellos
*	Nolyghots is now known as Shellgon
<Vincent_Valentine>	Incendiary:
<Vincent_Valentine>	Requires Fire (Level: 1)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Costs 1 Magic
<Vincent_Valentine>	The gun fires a blast of fire in the shape of a bullet at a target.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Roll your Power dice +4 vs. targets' Courage dice / Damage is halved
<Vincent_Valentine>	If the attack is successful, the next attack to hit the target will cause an additional 2 burn damage (neutral).
<Vincent_Valentine>	19h, 7m.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Glass_Golem>	(Did you use that twice, onece for each turn?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	Dual Shot:
<Vincent_Valentine>	Costs 4 Magic + the Magic costs of bullets involved
<Vincent_Valentine>	The Quicksilver can fire two of any bullet at once at one target.
<Vincent_Valentine>	;)
*	Glass_Golem reels as it is hit with the flaming projectiles.
<Glass_Golem>	14h?m
<Kirran>	(Glass cannon vs. Glass golem?)
*	Vincent_Valentine switches to Piercing rounds and fires a single shot at the Molten_Golem. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 1, 8, 4, 1, 7, 7, 8, 1, 3, 2, 3, 8, 3, 9, 5, 4, 9, 9, 5, 8, 6, 3, 9, 8, 7, 9, 5, 5, 10, 9, 2, 9, 5, 1, 10, 7, 2, 2 and 7. Total: 232. Successes: 28.
<Molten_Golem>	!!
<Molten_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 4, 5, 3, 8, 6, 2, 3, 8, 2, 3, 1, 9, 7, 3, 3, 3, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 99. Successes: 10.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Damage is halved.)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
*	Red_Enrics does what he usually does at thhe Molten Golem. (Roll Courage)
<Glass_Golem>	Globules of molten stone fly around the room as the bullet pierces its shell.
<Glass_Golem>	16h?m
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 1, 7, 4, 6, 1, 10, 2, 10, 8, 10, 6, 5, 4, 7, 6, 9, 5, 9, 10, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 154. Successes: 23.
*	Fireblast124 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
<Glass_Golem>	$35d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 7, 1, 8, 2, 2, 8, 9, 4, 3, 3, 6, 7, 1, 9, 9, 9, 6, 8, 9, 10, 1, 7, 7, 5, 9, 2, 1, 7, 4, 10, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 197. Successes: 23.
<Glass_Golem>	whoops
<Red_Enrics>	niiii-oh fuck you
<Molten_Golem>	(eh it's a roll-off anyway)
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 1, 6, 6, 6, 8, 3, 1, 10, 5, 5, 2, 3, 10, 4, 1, 10, 3, 5, 3, 2, 5 and 8. Total: 125. Successes: 17.
<Molten_Golem>	$35d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 10, 5, 5, 6, 8, 8, 6, 9, 4, 6, 4, 3, 5, 1, 9, 1, 4, 7, 8, 3, 1, 8, 8, 4, 1, 4, 6 and 10. Total: 183. Successes: 21.
<Red_Enrics>	FUCK
<Fireblast124>	$recall
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Fireblast124 out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Fireblast124 from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed nowhere... «15,057»)
<Red_Enrics>	Damn you DM and your balanced enemies. ;~;
*	Molten_Golem easily steps over Red's sword strike.
<Red_Enrics>	*Scythe Strike
<Red_Enrics>	17h 10m
<DM>	(See I clearly don't know what you normally do. ;_;)
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Dex>	ok because i never remember this
<Dex>	shadow attacks vs light get a bonus?
<Dex>	y / n
<Molten_Golem>	Shadow Vs. Light gets a bonus
<Vincent_Valentine>	Glass Golem: Light Essence Heart
<Vincent_Valentine>	    This gemstone shines brightly on the Golem's forehead, emanating potent beams of piercing light.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Those with Shadow affinity are blinded by the light of the gem, and lose 3 dice on their attack.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    When the Glass Golem successfully performs a melee attack, it siphons 2 Magic from the attack's target.
<Dex>	thatssss not what im asking?
<Dex>	oh
<Dex>	molten golem answered me
<Vincent_Valentine>	But yes, Shadow > Light > Shadow > Li--- and so on, and so on.
<Molten_Golem>	Shadow vs. Shadow is bad voodoo
<Dex>	yeah i never can remember this affinity shit
<Dex>	whatever
<Fireblast124>	(What about Heart v Heart)
<Glass_Golem>	Shhh you idiot stop talking, you'll kill us both!
*	Fireblast124 has quit (Quit: Bye)
<Dex>	shadowbolt on the light golem roll wisdom - 3
<Dex>	$22d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 1, 8, 1, 6, 8, 6, 4, 8, 5, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 4, 7, 2, 3, 4 and 4. Total: 110. Successes: 12.
<Dex>	oooh well
<Dex>	balls
<Red_Enrics>	BALLS!
<DM>	$17d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 4, 9, 9, 6, 1, 8, 10, 6, 9, 9, 5, 8, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
<DM>	d'ooooh
<Glass_Golem>	$17d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 9, 9, 10, 1, 2, 5, 6, 5, 5, 9, 4, 2, 1, 3 and 4. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Dex forgot to reduce his dice by 3.)
<Dex>	i figured hed do that
<Glass_Golem>	;)
<Dex>	i think it works out to me not winning anyway
<Dex>	is it 3 dice or 3 success?
<DM>	Three dice.
<Dex>	MATH
<Vincent_Valentine>	<@Vincent_Valentine>     Those with Shadow affinity are blinded by the light of the gem, and lose 3 dice on their attack.
<Dex>	$19d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 8, 9, 3, 5, 2, 4, 3, 4, 2, 9, 9, 3, 3, 3, 6, 1 and 9. Total: 93. Successes: 8.
<DM>	So just roll three more
<DM>	or do that
<Dex>	is what it would be jesus mary and joseph
<Dex>	i giveu p
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Dex>	22h 15m
*	Glass_Golem blinks as the shadowbolt strikes it, dissolving in the light of its essence heart.
<DM>	(Well that sentence wasn't ambiguous at all)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on your balls! Owwwwww..... «15,058»)
<DM>	;~;
*	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and takes a shot at the glass golem. (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$27d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 10, 6, 6, 2, 6, 10, 8, 10, 8, 6, 3, 10, 10, 2, 9, 2, 8, 10, 10, 1, 9, 4, 6, 7 and 1. Total: 182. Successes: 28.
<DM>	(-3 dice accounted for?)
<Kirran>	(yep)
<DM>	$21d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 3, 9, 5, 4, 1, 2, 1, 1, 8, 10, 10, 9, 10, 3, 4, 4, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
<DM>	nope
<Glass_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 9, 10, 3, 10, 4, 5, 6, 2, 7, 9, 10, 5, 4, 2, 3, 10, 1, 7 and 7. Total: 127. Successes: 18.
<Kirran>	"That's for getting wisps to do your dirty work for you.
*	Kirran spits in anger
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
*	Glass_Golem is knocked backwards by the force of the arrow, cracks forming along its side.
<Glass_Golem>	4h?m
*	Kirran is at 19h, 10m
*	Glass_Golem steadies itself, then holds still.
<Glass_Golem>	The essence heart on its head begins to glow brightly as it prepares a Hardlight Javelin, aiming it straight at Kirran!
<Glass_Golem>	(Roll Power)
<Kirran>	$15d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 4, 4, 9, 8, 1, 9, 8, 9, 6, 1, 5 and 5. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
<Glass_Golem>	$20d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 5, 9, 6, 4, 5, 9, 10, 2, 6, 5, 8, 5, 10, 10, 10, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 127. Successes: 19.
<Glass_Golem>	4 Light Effect Damage + 4 from Golem Light Affinity - 1 from Kirran Light Affinity
<Kirran>	(Does my shadow affinity also come into play in that calculation?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	-2 from Kirran Light Affinity
<Vincent_Valentine>	wait.
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
<Vincent_Valentine>	i am confused.
*	Vincent_Valentine looks up rulings.
<Glass_Golem>	The odd thing is that Kirran has both Shadow and Light, lol
<Glass_Golem>	Light is weak to Light.
<Glass_Golem>	Shadow is weak to Shadow.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Ahh, the Glass Golem gained 4 successes, but successes don't matter.
<Glass_Golem>	Affinity Effect Damage
<Glass_Golem>	;)
<Glass_Golem>	7 - 2 from armor = 5
<Glass_Golem>	AFfinity Effect Damage adds damage based on affinity, not successes
<Kirran>	14h, 10m
<Glass_Golem>	I didn't even calculate that into the rolls, though.  My bad.
<Glass_Golem>	$endturn
<Vincent_Valentine>	You didn't need to.
<Navi>	Glass_Golem has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Kirran>	Also, I have 2 light affinity, by the by.
<Glass_Golem>	4h, 3m
<Vincent_Valentine>	you gained and lost the same amount of successes from that roll.
<Glass_Golem>	Weird, it's showing 1 on mine.
<Kirran>	(I updated it just after the fight started. I attempted to shoot you a pm about it.)
<Vincent_Valentine>	err,
<Vincent_Valentine>	derp
<Glass_Golem>	Ahh.
<Kirran>	(I'll still take the five though, since that was my bad)
<DM>	(NAw it's fine)
<Vincent_Valentine>	still, the success difference wouldn't have made a difference.
<Vincent_Valentine>	so yeah.
*	Molten_Golem scrapes at the ground with a hindfoot, before lifting it up and smashing it against the stone.
<Molten_Golem>	A wave of molten rock pushes toward Vincent!
<Molten_Golem>	(Roll Courage)
<Molten_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 2, 9, 7, 1, 3, 1, 6, 4, 10, 4, 3, 8, 1, 6, 5, 2, 9, 4 and 6. Total: 104. Successes: 12.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$33d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 10, 4, 9, 5, 9, 8, 6, 1, 1, 8, 9, 5, 10, 3, 1, 10, 7, 2, 9, 4, 4, 9, 5, 4, 4, 7, 9, 7, 10, 10 and 9. Total: 211. Successes: 27.
<Molten_Golem>	The molten wave goes wild, shooting harmlessly against a wall and forming an ominous ring.
<Molten_Golem>	$endturn
<Navi>	Molten_Golem has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
*	Vincent_Valentine effortlessly dodges the molten wave, firing a piercing round in retaliation. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 7, 1, 9, 2, 2, 2, 9, 6, 5, 7, 3, 8, 4, 8, 9, 1, 4, 5, 2, 5, 4, 3, 10, 7, 8, 4, 7, 4, 10, 4, 7, 2, 9, 2, 10, 5, 1, 2 and 10. Total: 213. Successes: 25.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(This is a counterattack btw.)
<Molten_Golem>	(yep)
*	Vincent_Valentine waits on the Molten_Golem's roll.
<Molten_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 2, 6, 8, 4, 7, 2, 3, 8, 6, 4, 2, 10, 10, 1, 1, 4, 9, 9 and 6. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
<Vincent_Valentine>	25-12=13/2=6.5 rounded = 7 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	Now round 2 begins. :-P
*	Molten_Golem gives another groaning roar as more molten globules fly from the wound.
<Molten_Golem>	9h6m
<DM>	Rejuvenation aura takes effect.
*	FireSeraphim has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Molten_Golem>	You and your allies gain +2 Hearts and +1 Magic at the start of each round.
<Vincent_Valentine>	19h, 8m
<Kirran>	16h, 10m
*	Vincent_Valentine fires another Piercing round at the Molten_Golem. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 4, 9, 7, 10, 10, 10, 6, 7, 3, 8, 10, 8, 3, 6, 7, 5, 10, 5, 5, 10, 4, 4, 10, 1, 2, 5, 4, 2, 7, 5, 1, 8, 8, 8, 3, 1, 7, 6 and 1. Total: 245. Successes: 35.
<Dex>	22h 13m
<Molten_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Molten_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 1, 10, 3, 7, 3, 10, 9, 5, 7, 3, 8, 3, 6, 8, 5, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
<Vincent_Valentine>	35-15=20/2=10 damage
*	Molten_Golem screams in agony, more molten fragments flying as the final bullet enters its skull.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Busting caps in his ass."
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5), Glass_Golem (4) and Molten_Golem (1).
<Glass_Golem>	The essence heart on its head burns fiercely before fading to a dull grey.
*	Red_Enrics does the usual to Motlen Golem. (Roll courage-yata yata yata)
<Glass_Golem>	bah
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 8, 1, 10, 7, 3, 1, 1, 10, 9, 1, 10, 5, 1, 2, 2, 4, 3, 1, 8, 3, 10 and 6. Total: 120. Successes: 16.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(What molten golem?)
<Molten_Golem>	(I swear, Windows picks random windows every time I alt-tab)
<Molten_Golem>	The gem falls to the ground, shattering and dissolving into grey dust.
<Molten_Golem>	$removeme
<Navi>	Molten_Golem has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7), Kirran (5) and Glass_Golem (4).
<Red_Enrics>	OH
*	Red_Enrics does that to Glass Golem then
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 6, 5, 1, 5, 8, 2, 9, 5, 5, 3, 7, 5, 8, 6, 4, 8, 4, 2, 3, 10, 4 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 17.
<Glass_Golem>	$21d10
<Navi>	Glass_Golem: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 6, 7, 3, 4, 4, 8, 8, 8, 3, 5, 10, 2, 8, 2, 7, 5, 2 and 2. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
<Glass_Golem>	(has two health.  Never factored in your +2 from those incendiary shots)
<Red_Enrics>	(So he's dead?)
*	Glass_Golem shatters into pieces as the scythe cuts through its neck.
<Glass_Golem>	The essence heart on its head falls to the ground and, likewise, dissolves away.
<Red_Enrics>	This Scythe cuts through ANYTHING! Hell yeah!
<Glass_Golem>	$removeme
<Navi>	Glass_Golem has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Red_Enrics (9), Dex (7) and Kirran (5).
<DM>	$init 4
<Navi>	DM: That is not an initiative roll.
<DM>	bah
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
*	Kirran defiantly plucks the hardlight lance from his shoulder, adrenaline still up from the fight with the wisps.
*	Red_Enrics spins his scythe am puts it away
<DM>	+50 EXP
<DM>	+$50d8 Rupees
<Vincent_Valentine>	$50d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 50 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 8, 3, 8, 1, 1, 7, 2, 6, 4, 3, 2, 6, 6, 1, 4, 7, 7, 4, 6, 6, 6, 5, 8, 5, 1, 5, 7, 8, 2, 3, 1, 5, 3, 5, 4, 5, 7, 1, 1, 3, 8, 5, 6, 6, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 224.
<Dex>	$50d8
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 50 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 7, 8, 8, 1, 1, 5, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 8, 2, 1, 1, 7, 2, 7, 7, 3, 2, 7, 7, 1, 3, 7, 1, 7, 6, 5, 4, 8, 3, 3, 8, 1, 8, 1, 8, 5, 1, 2, 2, 7, 3, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 214.
<Kirran>	$50d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 50 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 2, 7, 6, 5, 3, 3, 7, 8, 4, 6, 7, 5, 7, 3, 5, 6, 1, 3, 4, 7, 1, 1, 3, 2, 8, 7, 5, 8, 8, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 4, 3, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8, 4, 8, 3, 2, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 228.
<DM>	Replaced Drops: Glass Golem Shard, Molten Golem Shard
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 1820+224
<Kirran>	I'll take the glass shard, if no one wants it.
<Kefka>	1820+224 = 2,044
<Red_Enrics>	$50d18
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 50 Dice with 18 Sides. Result: 1, 17, 1, 1, 7, 8, 7, 7, 5, 1, 7, 9, 1, 13, 6, 6, 18, 16, 14, 9, 14, 14, 8, 9, 6, 5, 11, 17, 14, 9, 1, 12, 9, 1, 8, 17, 9, 10, 9, 10, 1, 10, 17, 13, 2, 18, 6, 4, 12 and 9. Total: 439.
<Red_Enrics>	$50d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 50 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 1, 7, 2, 2, 6, 5, 5, 1, 2, 7, 6, 4, 5, 7, 6, 3, 2, 8, 8, 3, 2, 1, 1, 4, 6, 3, 5, 2, 8, 1, 5, 4, 4, 1, 4, 5, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 2, 8, 6, 4, 2, 6 and 5. Total: 203.
<Dex>	I might nab the glass golem shard. That bastard had it in for me.
<Vincent_Valentine>	I don't see the replaced drop passive skill, those drops are additional that way.
<DM>	gp
<Kirran>	Are you sure you don't want the fire one, Dex?
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 203+2049
<Kefka>	203+2049 = 2,252
<DM>	Will roll drops in a sec
*	Vincent_Valentine grabs the fire shard.
<DM>	$2d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 3 and 6. Total: 9.
<Dex>	Ehhhh you know what you can have the shard.
<Dex>	Stupid light.
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 45. Total: 45.
<DM>	An Ascended Ring drops!
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
<Dex>	Yoink?
<Kirran>	I've already got one.
<Red_Enrics>	I'm not a ring person
<DM>	Clearly no-one likes it.
*	Vincent_Valentine yoinks the ring then too.
<Vincent_Valentine>	YOINK!
<DM>	(Cuz if they did, they would've put a... never mind)
<Dex>	I believe my yoink takes precedence?
<Kirran>	The fire crystal is still up for grabs though.
<Dex>	Vicent took that.
*	Vincent_Valentine 's yoink is countered by a lizard.
*	Orithan is now known as Shellmet
*	Vincent_Valentine still has the molten golem shard though.
<Dex>	Awesome. I should be good on rings for a while
<DM>	Everyone... roll Courage.
<Dex>	PERIOD.
<Dex>	raw?
<Dex>	defense?
<Vincent_Valentine>	(please answer, so i can calculate my roll accordingly.)
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 6, 2, 6, 10, 1, 4, 2, 6, 9, 1, 8, 4, 7, 5, 3, 8, 2, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 124. Successes: 17.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 4, 3, 1, 2, 5, 6, 1, 10, 8, 1, 2, 9, 4, 4, 9, 2, 9, 7, 6, 6, 9, 2, 8, 6, 10, 10 and 10. Total: 158. Successes: 20.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$31d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 6, 10, 4, 2, 5, 2, 6, 1, 1, 5, 10, 3, 4, 2, 10, 6, 3, 4, 1, 10, 1, 8, 10, 7, 6, 2, 9, 2 and 7. Total: 159. Successes: 21.
<Kirran>	$30d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 2, 9, 1, 6, 7, 1, 6, 7, 9, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 5, 2, 9, 8, 10, 7, 8, 8, 2, 4, 3, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 169. Successes: 20.
<DM>	defense roll
<Vincent_Valentine>	$2d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 9. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
*	You are now known as Bob
<Vincent_Valentine>	22 successes.
<Kirran>	$2d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5 and 1. Total: 6. Successes: 1.
*	Bob strolls in through the entrance of the cavern.
<Kirran>	21
<Bob>	'ey guys, wot's goin' on- WOT?!
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in King Dedede's Castle! «15,059»)
*	Bob raises his shield to defend.
<Bob>	$28d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 10, 2, 2, 4, 7, 7, 6, 1, 7, 1, 4, 5, 8, 10, 8, 4, 5, 5, 2, 3, 9, 6, 10, 3, 6 and 10. Total: 158. Successes: 22.
<DM>	Cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed7qSOjWaLw
<Mysterious_Figure>	In a flash of black smoke, a mysterious figure appears behind Red_Enrics.
<Red_Enrics>	Well...that was easy enough
<Mysterious_Figure>	In an instant, he pushes his palm against Red_Enrics' lower back, then vanishes in another burst of smoke.
<Red_Enrics>	Ack!
*	Mysterious_Figure is now known as Mysterious_Voice
<Red_Enrics>	...Who just pushed me?
<Bob>	It was me ghosts'ees!
*	Shellgon is now known as Nolyghots
<Nolyghots>	Wasn't me.
<Bob>	... me thinks. Who else culd do dat?
*	Shellos is now known as Moulder
<Red_Enrics>	Ack
*	Red_Enrics falls onto the ground.
<Dex>	He's fine.
<Dex>	Walk it off you wuss.
<Nolyghots>	Dex, ifhe was fine, he would have told me something first.
*	Mysterious_Voice I apologize for the curt greeting.  Didn't expect the new constructs to be so... flimsy.
<Dex>	Alright you I've had just about enough of this.
<Mysterious_Voice>	However, I've been wanting to experiment with rate of change for a while now... so I'm going to let this one simmer.
<Dex>	Here's the deal...
<Bob>	Me's don'tsa know wot's goin' on. 'ey, Dex Boss, wot be 'appenin'? Sorry me's was late, I got held up by some bees.
<Dex>	Don't delay. Act now supplies are running out.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a western gunfight! «15,060»)
<Dex>	Allow (if you're still alive) six to eight years to arrive.
<Mysterious_Voice>	Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more experiments to run.  Need to see what the effects are on those closely-bound to Water...
<Dex>	AND if you follow then there may be a tomorrow for you.
<Kirran>	Why do I get the feeling we're going to be chasing this guy for a while?
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Dex>	But if you shun this offer then you might as well be walking on the sun.
<Dex>	Since its going to get real hot for you.
<Red_Enrics>	Gah!
<Kirran>	I don't think Red is alright guys.
*	Mysterious_Voice laughs.  "Well, the sun's no bother for me.  Hence the cloak, y'know?"
<Dex>	He got knocked down. BUT on the bright side he got up again.
<Dex>	I guess nothing is gunna keep him down.
<DM>	A light begins to shine faintly from Red's back, right where the figure had touched him.
<Bob>	Red? 'ey, 'e ain't ever gonna give it up or let us down.
<Kirran>	This guy has a real thing for shiny rocks.
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Dex>	Guess we should go after him or something.
<Kirran>	Or try to fix Red first.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Fix?"
*	Vincent_Valentine goes to get the shears.
<Mysterious_Voice>	"I'll be back for you once you're done brewing.  Too many other preparations to make."
<Red_Enrics>	(Why can I see a MArio and Luigi Dream Team reference coming up?)
<Kirran>	He hasn't said anything in over a minnute. That's not normal.
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Ah-ah-ah, I wouldn't do that."
<Dex>	Alright. Well. We're all -stars. We should get our game on. You know. Go play?
<Kirran>	Shadow voice, once we find you, you're getting Eye of Truth'ed so hard.
*	Nolyghots kicks Dex
<Nolyghots>	This is no time for jokes!
<Dex>	Funny you should mention eyes.
<Bob>	(anyone got any wide-area light spells?)
<Raine>	teehee
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Dex>	LANTERN IS A GO!
<Dex>	TAIL LIGHTS AHOY
<Raine>	I can light the room...if you want to see the bloody...candyland around you...
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Tch.  Hopefully they don't do you in before you're finished.  'twould be a shame.  Ah, well."
*	Raine jingles
<Dex>	If he dies I call his ghost summoning thing.
<Mysterious_Voice>	"Ta-ta; and don't be too upset.  I'm sure you'll appreciate your transmorgrification as much as all the others do."
<Kirran>	Will he be able to possess us with a drunken aura?
<Dex>	I used to think summoning ghosts was a load of shit.
*	Mysterious_Voice 's laughs echo throughout the cavern.
<Kirran>	Also, no it on carrying around Red's deflated skin.
<Kirran>	not it*
*	Bob draws his Shiny Bleedy Blade and tries to illuminate the area with it.
<Dex>	But then I saw Nolyghots face. Now I'm a believer.
<Dex>	Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
<Dex>	Anyway
<Dex>	ONWARD!
<Nolyghots>	Oh stop being a Necropheliac
*	Raine also shines light, but it keeps going dark as she switches back and forth.
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Dex>	Necropheliac?
*	Red_Enrics gets up
<Red_Enrics>	Huh
*	Mysterious_Voice is now known as Mysterious_Figure
<Red_Enrics>	The pain seems to have lessened slightly
*	Shellmet is now known as Orithan
<Kirran>	You do realize, Red, that your back is glowing with what I'm going to assume is nothing good.
<Dex>	Let's pry it out of him.
<Red_Enrics>	Huh
<Red_Enrics>	How bout that
<Red_Enrics>	Just like Marti gras
*	Mysterious_Figure can barely be seen in the pale light cast by the party.  Short and cloaked, he hangs above the ceiling, staring down with two round, Subrosian eyes.
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm horrible)
<Dex>	KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*	Bob aims his sword towards the Mysterious_Figure.
*	Dex leaps at the figure.
<Vincent_Valentine>	hanging.
*	Mysterious_Figure disappears in a puff of smoke.
<Vincent_Valentine>	above the ceiling.
<Kirran>	Figures...
<Vincent_Valentine>	but inside the cave.
<Bob>	(hahahahah)
<DM>	(welp)
<Kirran>	(lol)
<Vincent_Valentine>	what the fourth wall comes up with next.
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Fireblast124>	$recall
<Red_Enrics>	If I die, I'm just gonna let Nolyghots take over my dead body until you guys figure out a way to bing me back to life.
<Red_Enrics>	So no Dex, don't take my things if I die
<Kirran>	I don't there'll be a body, given what happened to the kid.
<DM>	Shadow Essence Heart:
<Bob>	But Red, kin me's have's it?
<Raine>	Can I blow up Red if he dies?
<Red_Enrics>	If I die, Raine gets all of my stuff, and not Kirran
<Raine>	Yay!
<Vincent_Valentine>	"I dont there'll ..."
<Red_Enrics>	Raine also gets to blow me up
<Vincent_Valentine>	ENGRISH ANYONE?!?!
<Raine>	Make it rain, dance in blood...
<Raine>	Tee hee
<DM>	This gemstone glows in a mysterious dark light, casting shadows all around.
*	Kirran is suffering a minor lapse in speech.
<DM>	Red_Enrics is cloaked by the gem, making it more difficult to strike him.  -3 dice to all single-target attacks against him.
*	Kirran accidently sucked his face mask into his mouth while taking a deep breath.
<Kirran>	*cough**choke*
<Red_Enrics>	Woo! I'm a ninja!
*	Fireblast124 is now known as Phanto
<Dex>	Ok. Can we get a move on. I'd like to ice this fool before dinner.
<Bob>	(so Sheikah do have mouths, Kirran?)
<Kirran>	(It's just another eye.)
<Bob>	(oh... kay)
<Bob>	(Eye see)
<Kirran>	(Twilight Zone music)
<DM>	Red_Enrics' substance is being transmorgrified.  For each attack he performs, half the damage done hits the intended target, and half is distributed amongst his allies.
<Bob>	Umm, guys wot we's be foightin'? We's not blowin' up Red, is we's?
<Bob>	Cause if's we are, DIBS ON 'IS RIBS!
<Raine>	Oh I will be...when he dies...I mean if...
<Red_Enrics>	Raine gets everything
*	BlueShell flies into the cavern drops a jukebox down in the middle of the group; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU
*	Phanto flies above the group high in the sky without them knowing
<Dex>	PFfftttt ha ha yeah right. You're dead. Bob when he pops his clogs just grab whatever he drops. The boyz could use some new gear.
<Dex>	Also TECHNICALLY we should be charging you for this but seeing as how you're one of my favorite minions we won't.
*	Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.214.85) has joined #zurpg
*	Darklink42 is now known as Raine
<Bob>	Yay's! It's gonna be a blood party fer everywon!
<Raine>	Weeee!
<Dex>	Anyway on a serious note let's actually try solve this problem.
*	Dex whispers to Bob "I'm totally serious about grabbing his stuff if he dies though."
<Kirran>	Dex is serious? Now I know we're in trouble.
<Bob>	(SWEET)
<Bob>	You know what'sies? Me thinks me gots an idea....
<Dex>	Well that guy DID send golems at me. I take offense to such actions.
<Raine>	(Raine will seriously blow up his body to sacrifice it to her master. She gets puppies for it.)
*	Bob puts his swords away. He then pulls out a banjo from his inventory.
<Kirran>	And gods damned Wisps.
<Bob>	Wot better way te solve puzzles than wit' a song!
<Kirran>	0_0
*	Bob starts playing a Soft Lullaby.
<Bob>	$27d10
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 3, 10, 1, 6, 10, 6, 10, 1, 6, 8, 10, 7, 6, 10, 2, 1, 4, 4, 9, 5, 4, 7, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 154. Successes: 22.
<Bob>	~We's a gots... ah noice liddle fishee...~
<Bob>	-banjo solo-
*	Orin_XD is now known as Orithan
*	Kirran shrugs and whistles along with the tune.
<Bob>	~Now... it's time te cryyyy....~
<Bob>	~cause 'e's gonna diiiiieee..... BUT THEEEEEEEEN~
<Bob>	~THERE'S LOOT FOR ALLLLLLL
<Red_Enrics>	Hey!
*	Red_Enrics enters true serious mode
*	Bob is not longer singing a soft lullaby. Woops.
<Bob>	-second banjo solo-
*	FireSeraphim has quit (Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.)
<Bob>	~He... just wants to live...~
<Red_Enrics>	Sing thatt song again, and you'll be singing in pieces, thanks to Raine.
*	Raine starts humming her own tune.
<Bob>	~An' he wills be dat drunk.... dat was da croiyin' us...~
<Bob>	~So's da loot... or's da drunk?~
<Bob>	-last banjo solo-
<Bob>	~We's loves da Red'sey~
<Red_Enrics>	Raine, you respect me, can you kill this guy next time he says anything?
<Bob>	~'e can be deadsies... or 'e can be drunksies~
<Bob>	~And 'e'll be wit' our heeeearts..... forevaaaaaaaaa~
*	Bob has finished.
<Raine>	Hmm? But I love him...(Whispers)I plan to kill him last.
*	Red_Enrics kicks Bob in the face. (Roll Power)
*	Dex appluads. "Beautiful!"
<Red_Enrics>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6, 3, 8, 1, 10, 4, 2, 5, 5, 4, 10, 1, 4, 5, 9, 1 and 8. Total: 106. Successes: 15.
<Bob>	$18d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10, 7, 4, 2, 9, 9, 10, 7, 2, 6, 7, 10, 1, 7, 4 and 8. Total: 120. Successes: 17.
<Bob>	Hah! 'e's still kickin'! 'e must be drunk, eh Dex Boss?
<Dex>	Ah ha ha ha yeeeeah. Incidently. If you take a swing at my chief minion again you'll regret it.
<Dex>	Do I make myself clear?
*	Kirran starts exploring the fountain.
<Red_Enrics>	Well I'm also going to regret it if we don't hurry up and finish just what we are doing!
*	Phanto flies down slowly
<DM>	The kick falls short, but Red manages to step on Bobs toes.
<Bob>	OWIIIIIIEEEEEEE! DAT'S ME TOES! ME'S NEEDS DEM FER POLISHIN' ME BANJO!
<Dex>	Party member or not if you attack Bob again I will gouge out your eyes, gut you, skin you and wear your hollowed out corpse like a tacky cloak.
*	Orithan places the fourth wall in Phanto's way.
<DM>	( Cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSfxqXuBggQ )
*	Raine starts her own song.
<Raine>	~sweets and pain~
<Bob>	(oh god, did I just start a Disney musical in here?)
<Raine>	~bloody rain~
<Raine>	~that's just what my master wants~
*	Nolyghots sings with Raine
<Raine>	Teehee
<Raine>	~sweat and candy~
<Raine>	~death is dandy~
<Raine>	~or so my master says~
*	Raine happily dances off after Kirran.
<Kirran>	0_o
<Dex>	ANYWAY PLOT MOVING FORWARD NOW LOSING INTEREST
<Dex>	DESIRE TO PLAY FADING
<Dex>	MUST. TALK. LIKE. SHATNER.
<Bob>	Wait's, Dex Boss, you's been a playin's all alongs?
<Red_Enrics>	GAaaahhh!
*	Red_Enrics falls to the ground again
<DM>	The red ring on the wall has grown as the molten rock spread outwards.
<Dex>	A) It's all a game Bob. B) Bob carry Red will you.
<Kirran>	Oh, that's just great.
<Kirran>	Molten lava guys.
*	Bob grabs Red by the foot.
<DM>	Red cracks now line the ceiling, and the groan of straining stone is beginning to echo throughout the cavern.
<Bob>	Since you's foot is lively, me thinks hauling you's around by da foot is a good idea!
<Kirran>	(I read that as "Red cracks"
<Kirran>	)
<Kirran>	>_>
<DM>	(welp)
<Bob>	WELL, DAT'S IT, ME'S OUTTA 'ERE!
<DM>	fragments of red-hot stone begin falling around you.
<Dex>	LEG IT YOU GITS!
*	Bob rushes for the exit of the cavern with Red in tow (do I need to roll?).
*	Dex sprints passed Bob as only a Lizalfos can.
<Bob>	(darn you Lizalfos and your superior running powers)
*	Kirran gets moving, grabbing Raine as he goes.
*	Vincent_Valentine sprints past everyone towards the cavern entrance.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(minus dex)
<Red_Enrics>	.....
<Bob>	Dang ye Red, you's slowin' me downs! If it weren't fer da fact yer gear would melt if'n I's left you's, me's would just drop ye!
<DM>	(You do, since you're carrying around a drunk who's probably not too happy with the prospect.)
<Bob>	(Courage or Power?0
<DM>	(Roll Courage)
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 5, 3, 3, 8, 10, 1, 4, 2, 1, 6, 4, 9, 1, 7, 4, 9, 3, 4, 8, 6, 8, 3, 9, 5 and 8. Total: 144. Successes: 15.
<DM>	$30d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 10, 3, 5, 4, 3, 1, 4, 10, 10, 1, 6, 4, 9, 8, 8, 2, 10, 1, 4, 3, 10, 5, 6, 2, 8, 5, 6 and 5. Total: 163. Successes: 22.
<Bob>	Well dat ain't good. Can me's just drops da Red?
<DM>	You tumble and Red falls to the ground.
*	Bob tumbles and barrel rolls.
*	Red_Enrics groans in pain
<Bob>	WAIT, ME'S GOTS A PLAN!
*	Kirran is behind anyways, so he heads back to help.
*	Bob goes back for Red and then gets his hookshot out.
<Kirran>	0_0
<Kirran>	or not
<Bob>	Da'll roight, dis is totally gonna works!
*	Bob attempts to hookshot to the exit of the cave with Red in tow (I take it, roll Courage again?)
<DM>	(Sure)
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 6, 1, 5, 1, 10, 3, 8, 3, 10, 2, 7, 6, 10, 8, 9, 3, 9, 5, 10, 2, 1, 6, 1 and 10. Total: 157. Successes: 22.
<Bob>	HAH! EAT DAT, YOU'S STUPID CAVE!
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 1, 1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 5, 3, 3, 10, 3 and 7. Total: 58. Successes: 5.
*	Bob has the opportunity to counterattack a falling cave...... TEMPTATIONS!
<DM>	You not only latch onto a tree outside the cave, you _fly_ out.
<Phanto>	(FLY LIKE THE WIND)
<Bob>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
<Bob>	ME LOVES IT WHEN DA PLAN COMES TOGETHA!
*	Kirran wonders is Bob is either smarter than he looks, or just insanely lucky.
*	Bob wonders if Kirran might actually be Red Enrics, and Red Enrics is just a corpse with good loot on it.
<DM>	As Bob exits the cavern - whizzing right past Dex in the process - he crashes directly into another figure standing just outside the cavern.
<Dex>	Man there are a lot of unnamed figures in this part of the world.
*	Raine wonders whether she should blow up Bob and Red, just to watch their corpses catapult across the horizon.
<Bob>	Ow! Who's you be? Ifn' you's be another bee, by me Dex Boss' tail, me's gonna swat ye like Eln!
*	Red_Enrics groans in pain some more
*	Gavesh stands with a shared groan of pain.
<Gavesh>	"What on earth..."
<Kirran>	And in the air.
*	Gavesh 's eyes focus on Dex.  "A... Lizalfos?"
*	Gavesh shakes his head.  "Whatever.  Stay focused, Gavesh."
*	Kirran dusts himself off from the mad dash and looks back at the cave entrance.
*	Gavesh looks directly at Bob.  "What happened in there? What's going on? I'd heard someone was doing something with this fountain, and I need to find out.  Now."
<Dex>	FINALLY someone who doesn't just go "oooh a lizard".
*	Red_Enrics groans.
<Red_Enrics>	Ohhh...a...lizard....
<Gavesh>	The cave collapses behind the rest of the party.
<Bob>	Umm, da cavern's gone kablooey, me thinks. Me dunno, ah'm as clueless as yous are. I blame the bees.
<Kirran>	Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
*	Gavesh looks at the remains of the Darknuts.  "These chaps?"
<Kirran>	It was kind of a freak show in there.
*	Gavesh scowls at Kirran.  "Freak show? How so?"
<Kirran>	Corpses blowing up, screeching glass, and some shadow figure who likes turning people into bags of skin.
<Gavesh>	"Shadow figure? Bags of skin?
<Kirran>	I'll be having nightmares for a week, and I deal with dead things.
<Gavesh>	"Gemstones involved, was there?"
<Dex>	Yep.
<Kirran>	I take it you know something?
<Bob>	(Yoda, are you?)
*	Gavesh 's eyes widen.  "Khaufrey.  That monster's at it again."
*	Orithan has quit (Quit: YELL DEAD CELL!)
<Bob>	Coughin'? Wot? Maybe's you's should get checked out by some inns, right Dex Boss?
<Dex>	A vacation would be nice.
<Gavesh>	"Tell me the details.  I need DETAILS."
*	Kirran explains the situation to the best of his knowledge.
<Kirran>	(Don't go blowing up Dex)
*	Bob scans Gavesh to see if there's any loot he might be able to.... borrow.
*	Gavesh sighs and presses his hands over his eyes.  "Those aren't exactly details, but I can't say I expect more from a bunch of scoundrels."
<Kirran>	Who're you calling a scoundral?
<Kirran>	You can look at this guy if you want an example.
<Bob>	'EY! ME AIN'T A SCOUN'REL, ME'S A BANDIT!
*	Kirran points at Red
*	Red_Enrics groans some more
<Red_Enrics>	eh?
<Bob>	Dex Boss, maybe da details 'e wants are... *wink wink* detailed scars. Eh eh?
*	DM looks Red over.  "And you say he's been bonded with an essence heart?"
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your brother's room! «15,065»)
<Nolyghots>	(DERP)
<Bob>	(Red, you might wanna be careful, DM is watching you... very closely)
<DM>	welp
<Gavesh>	"Why isn't he transmorgrified yet?"
<Kirran>	(If I see any strange dogs, I'm getting the flamethrower.)
<Gavesh>	"You said Khaufrey spoke to you.  I KNOW he likes to ramble about his experiments.  Did he give any DETAILS?
<Dex>	Plot.
<Dex>	Something about testing the time or something.
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Gavesh>	"The time? ...Where did he place the heart?"
<Nolyghots>	CAN YOU IDIOTS PLEASE FIND A WAY TO CURE RED?!
<Kirran>	Derp
*	Gavesh looks directly at Nolyghots.
<Bob>	Dat's it, dis guy's annoyin'.
<Kirran>	^_>
<Gavesh>	"If he was messing with time intervals... well, perhaps it might be..."
<Gavesh>	"Well, you'd probably call it a fuse.  You use explosives, correct?"
*	Kirran looks at Vincent
<Bob>	Me's don't likes this guy.
*	Bob grabs his Big Frigin' Shield and tries to BASH Gavesh! (Roll Power)
<Bob>	$19d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 5, 5, 9, 10, 3, 4, 4, 4, 9, 10, 3, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
<Gavesh>	$10d10
<Navi>	Gavesh: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 7, 5, 5, 6, 7, 10, 8 and 10. Total: 67. Successes: 11.
*	Gavesh stumbles back, hand clutched to his face as blood spurts from his nose.
*	Phanto is now known as FlamingKoopas
<Bob>	DAT'S ME DETAILS! Right, Dex Boss? Yeah yeah?
<Raine>	Cherry Syrup!
<Gavesh>	"What... was that?"
*	Gavesh clutches his head and stumbles to the ground.
<Kirran>	Well, that could have gone better.
<Dex>	Well... Now what.
<Gavesh>	"Erk... you don't understand.  I can HELP your friend.
<Kirran>	How?
<Dex>	One second please.
<Gavesh>	"Or rather, YOU can help him.  I've no intention of banding with ruffians."
<Bob>	You's can? Den tells us 'ow. DETAILS!
<Dex>	Bob, I applaud your use of violence but some times diplomacy is called for first.
*	Gavesh pointedly ignores Bob's taunting.
<Kirran>	You might want to watch what you call Bob. He's touchy about names.
<Dex>	Diplomize first THEN brutally assault.
<Bob>	Wot? But me's thought dis was aggressive dip- oooooh
<Bob>	Sorries fella, me's DETAILS weren't in good order, nows they are!
<Gavesh>	"I'm guessing the heart won't take its full effect yet.  I can't say how long it will be for a spine-centered heart; perhaps a day, perhaps a week?
<Gavesh>	"Either way, the heart is driven by a charging spell. The caster has to maintain it."
<Bob>	(what if we kill him, revive him with a fairy, then take him to an inn, which heals everything overnight?)
<Raine>	Teehee...reviving will cost you...
<DM>	(Have you ever tried recovering from being an empty skinsack?)
<Red_Enrics>	(But does ANYONE have a fairy, Bob?_
*	Bob points at Raine.
<Raine>	Besides...I only work for Kirran...so I can have his soul...
<Dex>	Ok... I get it. Kill  bad guy. Save Red.
<Raine>	And because he looks like he'll explode nicely.
<Bob>	Well den, who's da bad guy 'ere?
<Dex>	If you'd be so kind as to point us in the right direction we'll just be on our way.
*	Gavesh "Killing Red might even accelerate the process, though the results would be... mildly unpredictable."
<Red_Enrics>	Welp
<Red_Enrics>	Raine
<Red_Enrics>	Kill me
<Gavesh>	"I don't keep track of Khaufrey.  Unless he managed to spout his destination somehow..."
<Raine>	teehee...you're cute...but no...I want to see you suffer...get healed...die in agony...dance merrily.
<Kirran>	Something about water
*	FlamingKoopas is now known as Cthulhu
<Gavesh>	"And transmorgrify into some beast even worse than a Golem? Don't even think about it, Fairy.)
<Red_Enrics>	Fuck it
<Gavesh>	"Water.  Water..."
<Dex>	I swear to god if this takes us to the water temple.
<Red_Enrics>	I'll die a Man's death
<Red_Enrics>	Dex
<Red_Enrics>	do your thing
<Dex>	Tell you what. If you start to transform I'll be the first up for an eye removal.
*	Raine jingles angerly at Gavish.
<Raine>	Rude!
<Gavesh>	"There's only a few places I'd look for those bound to Water."
<Dex>	For TWO reasons. 1 - you're useful alive and 2 - this is most likely plot related so you have all the time needed.
<Dex>	Don't you say the water temple.
<Dex>	DONT YOU DO IT
<Kirran>	(Dark Link is waiting for you Dex!)
<Gavesh>	"Termina's colony, and..."
<Gavesh>	"The Zora Domain."
<Dex>	That's pretty close to water temple.
*	Raine is now known as Darklink42
<Darklink42>	Someone rang?
<Dex>	Gougin' hand is getting itchy.
*	Darklink42 runs
*	Darklink42 is now known as Raine
*	Gavesh shrugs, and stands, hand still clutched to his bleeding nose.  "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a collapsed cavern to report on."
<Red_Enrics>	Well I'm rather used to dieing
<Gavesh>	"Give Khaufrey my... regards."
<Bob>	We'll give 'im yer DETAILS too!
<Dex>	I have a watery, templey based feeling about this.
<Bob>	(so how close are we to Zora's Domain again?"
*	Gavesh glares at Bob as he walks by, swinging out to kick at him.
<Bob>	(roll courage?0
*	Raine makes rude gestures at Gavish as he walks off
<Red_Enrics>	I've died like...twice, and ended up getting ressurected.
<Gavesh>	(Yep)
<Bob>	$28d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 2, 2, 2, 1, 9, 8, 4, 5, 8, 5, 8, 4, 2, 5, 2, 6, 9, 1, 6, 7, 8, 9, 5, 3, 1 and 2. Total: 135. Successes: 16.
<DM>	(As previously noted: ever tried recovering from being a skinsack?)
<Gavesh>	$10d10
<Navi>	Gavesh: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 6, 7, 9, 5, 3, 10, 5 and 6. Total: 66. Successes: 10.
*	Bob jump-ropes Gavesh's kikc.
*	Gavesh misses wildly, and settles with spitting at Bob's feet.
*	Bob spits next to his spit.
<Bob>	$17d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 3, 6, 3, 10, 6, 1, 4, 5, 6, 4, 8, 4, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 88. Successes: 10.
<Gavesh>	(You are very close, being in the vicinity of the Lost Woods.)
<Bob>	ME SPITS IS BIGGA!
<Kirran>	Ew.
<Gavesh>	(oops)
*	Kirran wanders off to look for a gossip stone, or a signpost
<Dex>	Let's go back to base and grab the boyz. We can burn the god damn temple to the ground and salt the earth around it.
<DM>	A gossip stone is nestled in the roots of a nearby tree.
*	BlueShell swoops by and drops a jukebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vwtX9mT90c
<Red_Enrics>	(I wonder when this session is ending, I wanna play more Pokemon. :3)
<Kirran>	Heard any good ones lately, my stoney friend?
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*	ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
<Fireblast124>	$recall
<DM>	(Probably ~an hour, depends somewhat on if ye guys get rollin' or not. :P)
*	Vincent_Valentine walks up to the gossip stone and gives it a good thwack with his shield.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$37d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 4, 10, 6, 10, 3, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 3, 9, 10, 6, 5, 9, 1, 3, 7, 8, 3, 2, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 5, 1, 3, 7, 9, 8, 4 and 3. Total: 189. Successes: 21.
*	X__X is now known as Gossip_Stone
*	Gossip_Stone bounces with the strike.
<Gossip_Stone>	"They say that a cloaked man was sneakin' around the Zora's homeland.  They also say the water is at 4ppm acidity today."
<Kirran>	Good to know.
<Red_Enrics>	USELESS GOSSIP STONE
<Vincent_Valentine>	"... Acid water?!?!?! What the fuck?!?!?!"
*	Red_Enrics uses what little strength he has to tackle the Gossip Stone. (Roll Power)
<Red_Enrics>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 7, 2, 9, 3, 2, 9, 3, 4, 1, 3, 3, 2, 7, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 81. Successes: 6.
<DM>	$8d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 9, 2, 5, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 47. Successes: 6.
*	Gossip_Stone rolls off.
<Red_Enrics>	$19d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 3, 4, 9, 2, 7, 4, 3, 7, 4, 1, 3, 5, 1, 9, 4, 3 and 9. Total: 86. Successes: 6.
*	Gossip_Stone is now known as X__X
<Bob>	(..... did you just rolloff with a gossip stone?)
<Red_Enrics>	(yes)
<Red_Enrics>	(Good god, I think Red's little energy is givving me just...awful rolls.)
<DM>	The gossip stone has rolled off and is not present to hit.
<Bob>	(is it the Rock of Ages? is that why it's rolling?)
<Red_Enrics>	(They see me rollling...and hatin.)
<Dex>	Autobots ROLL OUT
<Dex>	Roll out the barrel.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
<Dex>	Rollin' rollin' rollin' RAW HIIIIIIIIIDE
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in front of a crashing jet! «15,068»)
*	Dex (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Dex
<Dex>	RAW
<Dex>	HIIIIIIIIDE
*	Vincent_Valentine heads off to Zora's River.
*	Bob follows Dex Boss.
<Dex>	Though the streams are swollen.
<Dex>	Keep them doggies rolling
<Dex>	RAWHIIIIDE
*	Bob follows Vincent_Valentine as a plot device alters his course of action.
*	Red_Enrics groans some more...I'm still here guys
<Dex>	BOB! Carry Red more.
<Red_Enrics>	And so...they left the dieing Red Enrics behind
<Dex>	TO THE ZORA'S DORAMAIN!
<Dex>	DOORA?
<Dex>	WHATEVER!
*	Bob hookshots from tree to tree with Red in tow.
<Kirran>	(I want to draw that, but I do not have the confidence I could do it justice)
<Bob>	Look Dex Boss! Me's a spidey mans!
<Dex>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE TRAVELING MUSIC
<Dex>	are we there yet?
<DM>	NOT UNTIL THE SONG IS FINISHED
<Red_Enrics>	Argh...
<Bob>	( might I recommend one of those instant transitions... or a quest pause)
<Red_Enrics>	GET ON WITH IT
<DM>	♫♪♬
<DM>	--= SCENE CUT =--
<Red_Enrics>	:O
<DM>	You arrive at the Zora's Domain.
<Dex>	Whoaaa doggies.
<Red_Enrics>	Is it over? Why am I not dead
*	Red_Enrics jumps up all acrobatic
<Dex>	Y'all reckon anyone's home?
<Red_Enrics>	BAM!
<Red_Enrics>	Dex
<Red_Enrics>	Know what this is?
<Red_Enrics>	THIS IS A CAVE! *Echo*
<DM>	The river leading to the entrance sparkles in the sunlight.  Various creatures dance about below and on its surface.
*	Nolyghots is humming that tune that Raine kept earlier
<Moulder>	Hmm
<Kirran>	Wasn't there a guy named Darte from around here?
<DM>	From upriver, you can hear the roar of combat.
*	Vincent_Valentine fires a Darte at the Darteboard.
*	DM is now known as Darte
*	Darte wails
*	Darte is now known as DM
<Bob>	WOT? COMBAT? DAT MEANS LOOT! LET'SA GO'S, DEX BOSS!
<Red_Enrics>	Regardless
<Red_Enrics>	I've gotten ued to the pain
<Red_Enrics>	*used
<Dex>	FOR THE LOOT
*	Bob grabs his Doran's Blade and White Sword and charges towards the sounds of battle WIT DA WAAAAAAGH!
<Dex>	REEEEEEEESE'S PUUUUUUUUFFFS
*	Red_Enrics activates Sugar Rush Mode
*	Red_Enrics eats ten sugar cubes
*	Vincent_Valentine charges towards the battle sounds too.
*	Kirran walks with his bow at the ready behind everyone else
<DM>	The river's bank narrows as you rush along, to the point where the ravine's walls leave barely enough room for one person to pass.
<Bob>	(wait, are we at Zora's Domain or Zora's River?)
<DM>	(River right outside the Domain)
<Bob>	(kay)
<DM>	A cluster of beasts dance around the river.  One, a large Aqua Bettle, turns toward you and keens loudly.
<Dex>	A KEENER EH
<Dex>	BOB SHOW IT WHAT WE THINK OF ITS LUST FOR EDUCATION
<DM>	Another joins it, screeching loudly and filling up the full breadth of the river.
*	Bob leaps off of the shoreline in order to cross slash the Aqua Beetle with his White Sword and his Shiny Bleedy Blade!
<Bob>	FER DA WAAAAAGH!
<Bob>	(uhh, do I have to do a double courage roll, one for seeing if I make the jump, second for the attack?)
<X__X>	(Naw)
<Bob>	(kay)
<Bob>	(Roll Courage ya ditz!)
<Bob>	(actually, roll Courage -2, sucker)
<Red_Enrics>	(Everyone?)
<Bob>	(just the Aqua Beetle I think)
<X__X>	$31d10
<Navi>	X__X: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 9, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 5, 1, 6, 1, 8, 6, 2, 4, 6, 6, 4, 6, 2, 7, 10, 2, 6, 6, 2, 9, 5 and 5. Total: 159. Successes: 21.
*	X__X is now known as Aqua_Beetle1
<Bob>	$29d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 7, 4, 6, 8, 7, 2, 2, 6, 5, 10, 9, 8, 7, 4, 10, 10, 5, 10, 7, 7, 5, 8, 2, 2, 1, 7 and 4. Total: 173. Successes: 25.
*	Gavesh is now known as Aqua_Beetle2
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Bob>	(you're now both Electrified and have Bleeding Blind, sucker)
*	Aqua_Beetle1 's keening cuts short as the sword cuts into it.
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Bob>	(no damage increase on my end from that attack, fyi, should just be 4 - damage reduction)
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM>	(stats incoming momentarily)
<Kirran>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Bob>	DIS IS HOW ME ROLLS!
<Kirran>	-_-
<Red_Enrics>	Oh shit inits
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Red_Enrics>	fuck
<Aqua_Beetle1>	13h0m
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Red_Enrics>	(I swear to god, that crystal in my back is giving me nothing but awful rolls.)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Red_Enrics>	(Example: I rolloffed a fucking Gossip Stone.)
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<Kirran>	(It's sheikah voodoo, at least in the case of the gossip stone.)
<Bob>	(need a fourth shell, Mr. DM?)
<Wind_Keese1>	$init 1d10(Yes)
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: That is not an initiative roll.
<Wind_Keese1>	(lol)
<Wind_Keese1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
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*	BlueShell is now known as Wind_Keese2
<Wind_Keese2>	$init 1d10
*	WindStrike has quit (Quit: WindStrike)
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Bob>	(kay, all yours)
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-310-post-630.html
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Bob (10).
<Red_Enrics>	WOOO, GO BOB
<Red_Enrics>	(I would use Moulder, but uh...too many characterrs
*	Bob casts Boost on himself as an extra support spell and boosts his courage by 3.
<Bob>	17h, 9m | +3 Courage (Boost)
<Bob>	err
<DM>	(You realize Electrocute on the Aqua Beetle is useless)
<Bob>	17h, 6m | +3 Courage (Boost)
<Bob>	(shh)
<Bob>	(oh, add +1 damage to the attack earlier, forgot about my war flag)
Wind_Keese1 Wind_Keese2
*	Bob grabs his Doran's Blade and White Sword and charges at Wind_Keese1! (Roll Courage)
<Bob>	DIS IS FER DA CHEESE!
*	Wind_Keese2 removes channel operator status from Wind_Keese2
<Bob>	.... err... I mean... stabby stabby.
<DM>	$42d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 3, 7, 1, 10, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4, 1, 9, 9, 7, 3, 5, 5, 4, 9, 9, 6, 4, 10, 7, 5, 7, 7, 6, 3, 1, 4, 2, 1, 2, 5, 2, 4 and 5. Total: 205. Successes: 24.
<Bob>	$30d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 3, 2, 8, 5, 8, 10, 5, 3, 7, 9, 2, 7, 6, 8, 10, 8, 6, 8, 5, 9, 4, 6, 6, 5, 7, 5, 3 and 4. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
<Bob>	+1 success
<Red_Enrics>	WOOOO
<Wind_Keese1>	;_;
<Red_Enrics>	RNG LOVES YOU
<Bob>	(lulz)
*	Bob does 1 + 1 (burn) + 1 (flag) = 3 damage.
<Red_Enrics>	Argh, I'm in too much pain to regard the 4th wall
*	Bob heals some.
*	Red_Enrics shrugs
<Red_Enrics>	Well
<Bob>	oh right, forgot boost
<Red_Enrics>	If you need me
<Bob>	$3d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7 and 4. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
<Bob>	make that 5 damage, lol
<DM>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umh9S_qu0sU&t=23m28s
*	Red_Enrics is just gonna be over here...playing Pokemon
<Bob>	19h, 6m | +3 Courage (Boost)
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Dex>	Bless my soul Bob is on a roll minion of the week on Dex's opinion poll
<Wind_Keese1>	8h4m
*	Vincent_Valentine gains 1 magic from rejuvination aura.
<Vincent_Valentine>	19h, 9m
<Dex>	no?
*	Bob casts Veil of Flames as an Extra Support Spell on himself.
<Bob>	19h, 3m | +3 Courage (Boost) | Veil of Flames
Wind_Keese1 Wind_Keese2
*	Bob switches to Doran's Blade and shield and bashes the crap out of Wind_Keese1! (Roll Power)
<Bob>	$19d10
<DM>	$18d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 1, 7, 8, 5, 5, 6, 9, 3, 9, 8, 9, 4, 5, 2, 10, 3 and 7. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 4, 9, 9, 3, 5, 10, 5, 10, 1, 5, 5, 5, 9, 5, 2 and 3. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
<Bob>	(wut)
<Bob>	(I call hax)
<Bob>	(I thought Keese have crap for power stats, CURSE YOUR STATS ALTERATIONS!)
<Wind_Keese1>	(They do.)
<Wind_Keese1>	Flight (Passive)
<Wind_Keese1>	When defending, Keese’s roll is increased by 4 dice.
<Bob>	(CURSES! MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME HATH FAILED ME!)
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	19h, 3m | +3 Courage (Boost) | Veil of Flames
*	Wind_Keese1 soars above Bob's head, hovering briefly to Wind Slash at him!
<Wind_Keese1>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Bob>	(dat ain't good)
<Wind_Keese1>	$38d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 8, 4, 5, 6, 6, 4, 3, 4, 7, 2, 10, 2, 8, 2, 5, 1, 3, 8, 5, 6, 8, 2, 1, 10, 7, 7, 5, 5, 4, 2, 8, 3, 2, 10, 10 and 4. Total: 190. Successes: 24.
<Bob>	$15d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 9, 9, 3, 1, 10, 3, 10, 8, 6, 9, 5 and 3. Total: 96. Successes: 13.
<Bob>	(-1 success to you)
<Bob>	ow
<Bob>	dat was dat agony
<Bob>	23 - 13 = 10 - 4 = 6 damage
<Bob>	(EAT VEIL OF FLAMES, YOU TAKE 1 BURN DAMAGE SUCKER)
<Wind_Keese1>	;_;
<Wind_Keese1>	7h3m
<Wind_Keese1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	13h, 3m | +3 Courage (Boost) | Veil of Flames
<Bob>	actually, he gains +2 successes against me..... crap
<Wind_Keese1>	*7h3m | +3 A/D dice
<Bob>	11h, 3m | +3 Courage (Boost) | Veil of Flames
<Bob>	(curse that war flag, lol)
<Bob>	OW! DAT WAS ME JIMMIES! DON'TS YOUS EVER TAKE JIMMY AWAYS FROM ME!
*	Wind_Keese1 continues to fan the air above Bob, attempting to rustle his jimmies.
<Bob>	DAAAAAAAH!
*	Vincent_Valentine pulls out Quicksilver, and fires a piercing round at Wind_Keese2 with a loud BANG. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 1, 3, 4, 1, 10, 7, 10, 3, 6, 9, 1, 7, 5, 9, 8, 6, 4, 3, 5, 7, 8, 7, 3, 9, 7, 6, 3, 6, 7, 4, 3, 7, 3, 4, 6, 6, 2, 1 and 6. Total: 212. Successes: 25.
<Wind_Keese2>	$18d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 3, 8, 5, 1, 5, 7, 3, 8, 9, 7, 7, 4, 4, 2 and 9. Total: 94. Successes: 10.
<DM>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
<Red_Enrics>	(Welp
<Red_Enrics>	I'm back from drinking Strawberry flavored milk.)
<Bob>	15/2 = 7.5 rounded = 8 + 1 = 9 damage
<Wind_Keese2>	4h, ?m
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Dex>	Cross slashing Aqua beetle2 roll courage?
<Dex>	MATH
<Dex>	uhhh
<Dex>	$27d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 8, 8, 3, 1, 10, 8, 10, 1, 5, 6, 1, 5, 3, 7, 9, 1, 3, 1, 9, 6, 5, 9, 3, 6 and 2. Total: 142. Successes: 18.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Waterflouge (Passive)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	When defending, Aqua Beetle floats on top of the Water, allowing it to move quickly and dodge heavier attacks.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	All attacks against Aqua Beetle do not get any damage or success bonuses when attacking you.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Nature attacks will still get a Counter Bonus.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 5, 4, 8, 8, 2, 9, 8, 4, 7, 10, 2, 9, 5, 9, 9, 3, 6, 4, 2, 4, 3, 5, 7, 10, 1, 7, 6, 6, 5 and 7. Total: 192. Successes: 24.
<Dex>	da faq
<Vincent_Valentine>	There's that phrase again.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Counter Bonus."
<Dex>	$endturn
<Bob>	(annnd that Counter Bonus term, have not gotten to the Aqua Beetle yet)
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Vincent_Valentine>	... does that mean the barkeep gets a tip?
<Bob>	(should read Affinity Bonus)
<Bob>	HAH! Me gets it! Dat means pie, roight?
*	Aqua_Beetle2 skims to the side, the blades creating twin splashes in the water instead.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a piano! Hey, I was playing that! «15,070»)
<Vincent_Valentine>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w728lfxAwwE
<Bob>	(marasy ftw)
*	Aqua_Beetle2 turns to Red and skis across the water toward him.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	(Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	WAIT WHAT
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 6, 6, 10, 10, 8, 4, 4, 8, 6, 7, 3, 6, 8, 5, 6, 3, 1, 9, 3, 8, 9, 6, 4, 1, 9, 6, 2, 7, 2, 5 and 2. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics>	$24d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 1, 2, 6, 8, 7, 6, 1, 10, 9, 3, 10, 9, 4, 8, 5, 4, 6, 7, 6, 6, 7 and 8. Total: 145. Successes: 20.
<Red_Enrics>	...fuck
<Bob>	(now remember folks, everyone here (except me, I'm an NPC) has like, 10+ RP)
*	Aqua_Beetle2 rams into Red with heavy force.
*	Red_Enrics uses an RP on the Beetle
<Red_Enrics>	NOPE
<Aqua_Beetle2>	1 damage
<Red_Enrics>	...
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Grog 'n Armor (Equiped)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Damage taken is reduced by 3
<Red_Enrics>	THEN I DON'T WASTE THE REROLL
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Wait
<Red_Enrics>	16h
<Aqua_Beetle2>	half damage first, then -3, right?
*	Bob observes as the RP bounces off the fourth wall and back into Red_Enrics' pocket.
<Bob>	(yes)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	So zero damage.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh
<Red_Enrics>	17h then
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Red_Enrics is Waterlogged
<Red_Enrics>	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Red_Enrics>	The RNG godess has hined upon me!
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Target has 2 less dice when attacking. Stacks infinitely.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Aqua_Beetle2>	?h ?m
<Bob>	(ahhh crap, I just realized... multiple water beetles means they can use tidal force faster)
*	Wind_Keese2 hovers over Red_Enrics.
<Bob>	(NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL)
<Red_Enrics>	Oh god damn it, really?!
<DM>	(HAHAHAHAAAA. >:D)
*	Wind_Keese2 uses Wind Slash on Red_Enrics.
<Red_Enrics>	Attack the guy with an aching crystal!?
<Wind_Keese2>	(Roll Wisdom.)
<Wind_Keese2>	(Wot is my courage?!?!)
<Wind_Keese2>	$42d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 10, 7, 1, 9, 8, 8, 4, 5, 3, 9, 5, 7, 1, 1, 10, 7, 9, 4, 2, 3, 5, 9, 3, 9, 6, 9, 6, 10, 3, 1, 9, 7, 10, 1, 9, 1, 1, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 239. Successes: 31.
<Red_Enrics>	(My Shield had +2 dice, and because of that one thing...I basically have no shield bonus.)
<Bob>	-2 sucesses
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 7, 10, 3, 2, 7, 8, 2, 2, 10, 2, 2, 5, 10, 10, 1, 4, 9, 4, 10 and 10. Total: 132. Successes: 19.
<Red_Enrics>	(Shit, wrong stat.)
<DM>	sorry
<Red_Enrics>	$17d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 6, 8, 5, 5, 5, 2, 10, 5, 4, 5, 1, 2, 1, 4 and 2. Total: 73. Successes: 10.
<DM>	$3d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3 and 7. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
<Red_Enrics>	HELP
<Red_Enrics>	REROLLREROLLREROLL
<DM>	That's 30 successes to wind keese
<Red_Enrics>	ABORT
<Red_Enrics>	ABORT
<Red_Enrics>	ABORT
<Bob>	(you will live with 1 heart, apparently)
<Bob>	(cause you get +1 damage reduction from my war flag)
*	Vincent_Valentine shoves a reroll down Wind_Keese2's throat.
<Wind_Keese2>	$42d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 9, 7, 1, 10, 10, 4, 10, 7, 4, 3, 9, 8, 8, 6, 5, 10, 5, 8, 1, 1, 6, 10, 7, 1, 8, 3, 3, 9, 6, 6, 8, 7, 9, 1, 1, 4, 5, 4, 2 and 8. Total: 244. Successes: 32.
<Red_Enrics>	What did that do?
*	Wind_Keese2 loses 2 successes from the sudden shoving of an RP down its throat.
<DM>	$3d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4 and 9. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
<Bob>	(-2 another successes from affinity loss)
<Red_Enrics>	That didn't help at all. ._.
<DM>	Loses another
<Bob>	(what's total successes at then?)
<Red_Enrics>	I hate you RNG goddess. ;~;
<Wind_Keese1>	29
*	Wind_Keese2 severely wounds Red_Enrics, and gains 3 bonus dice when defending and attacking.
<Bob>	29 - 10 = 19 - 4 = 15 damage
<Wind_Keese2>	4h, 3m | +3 bonus dice
<Wind_Keese2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Red_Enrics>	So how much HP do I have left?
*	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and takes a shot at Wind Keese 1 (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$31d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 2, 10, 7, 9, 3, 3, 2, 3, 8, 6, 10, 6, 4, 9, 3, 4, 10, 2, 9, 5, 2, 3, 8, 1, 3, 6, 3 and 6. Total: 164. Successes: 19.
<DM>	2, I'd warrant
<Red_Enrics>	fffffffffffffffffffuck
<Wind_Keese1>	$42d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 9, 10, 6, 8, 5, 9, 2, 1, 6, 7, 8, 8, 6, 9, 10, 5, 7, 1, 8, 3, 10, 10, 9, 5, 5, 5, 6, 1, 4, 8, 1, 4, 3, 6, 6, 7, 4, 6, 3 and 6. Total: 254. Successes: 35.
<Kirran>	(Today's fail roll brought to you by the number 3)
<Bob>	(kay, is Vincent the only one here with a good power stat? If so, we're screwed)
<Red_Enrics>	(I have 19...-2, fuck.)
<DM>	glass cannons yo
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Red_Enrics>	I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING KEESE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAVE
<Vincent_Valentine>	(QUICK. GIVE ME WINDFURY SO I CAN ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN.)
*	Vincent_Valentine runs.
<Bob>	(windfury?)
*	Red_Enrics slices at that Wind_Keese2. (Roll Courage muthafucka)
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 6, 5, 7, 9, 7, 9, 3, 9, 3, 7, 8, 8, 2, 9, 2, 5, 5, 7 and 2. Total: 133. Successes: 17.
<DM>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiBEBzruBn0
<DM>	$42d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 10, 8, 7, 5, 7, 2, 4, 7, 6, 1, 1, 2, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 4, 8, 4, 6, 7, 8, 2, 10, 5, 9, 4, 8, 4, 10, 5, 9, 4, 1, 3, 6, 9, 7 and 9. Total: 238. Successes: 29.
<Wind_Keese2>	$42d----- nvm
<DM>	d'oh
<Red_Enrics>	HOW DOES A KEESE DODGE
<Red_Enrics>	SOMEBODY REROLL THAT GUY
<DM>	one word
<DM>	up
<Bob>	(can I cast incineration field to insta-kill the two keese?)
<Fireblast124>	(Drops a jukebox with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J89q3Lfm7M)
*	Wind_Keese2 flies high above Red's sword.
<DM>	(You can, yes, but at the cost of any experience and loot they may provide.)
<Bob>	(curses)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Gonna have to cut it off after this battle, getting late.)
<Bob>	($endturn?)
<DM>	(Yep, that was the goal)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended Red_Enrics's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
*	Aqua_Beetle1 skis toward Dex with sudden speed!
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$1d4
<Dex>	WUP!
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
*	Aqua_Beetle1 hemorraghes a little into the water.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	10h ?m
<Aqua_Beetle1>	*hemorrhages
<Aqua_Beetle1>	bah
<Aqua_Beetle1>	(Roll Courage)
<Bob>	(I just realized... Aqua Beetles can use Tidal Force again if they hit two targets with Tidal Force itself..... man, I was evil when I wrote that enemy)
<Dex>	$27d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 5, 10, 3, 9, 2, 10, 4, 1, 5, 7, 10, 2, 9, 6, 4, 6, 3, 1, 4, 8, 3, 2, 3, 2 and 4. Total: 141. Successes: 17.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$36d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 6, 5, 7, 8, 6, 6, 4, 4, 3, 6, 3, 2, 1, 1, 7, 8, 2, 5, 6, 6, 1, 5, 4, 3, 5, 2, 6, 8, 8, 9, 9, 2, 1 and 1. Total: 162. Successes: 19.
<Kirran>	(was?)
<DM>	(Naw, not gonna pull that off.  Virtual rewrite... *scratch, scratch*)
<Dex>	why am i rolling so shit today
<Bob>	(hahahahah)
<Bob>	(that might've been my intention too, lol)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	Damage is halved: 1 damage.
*	Vincent_Valentine watches as a cow walks away from Dex. ... Seriously?
<Bob>	(otherwise, waterlogged would've been placed with Water Ski)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	-2 = 0
<Aqua_Beetle1>	Dex is waterlogged.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	10h 0m
<Aqua_Beetle1>	Bleeding Blind expires.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
*	Bob casts Heal Beam as an extra support spell on Red_Enrics! (Recover 5 hearts)
<Kirran>	(Heal 2h, 1m)
<Bob>	21h, 1m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames
<Vincent_Valentine>	19h, 10m
Aqua_Beetle1 Aqua_Beetle2
*	Bob proceeds to bash the crap out of Aqua_Beetle2 (Roll Power).
<Bob>	(please tell me this thing's power stat sucks)
<Bob>	$19d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 5, 10, 3, 4, 8, 8, 7, 3, 5, 2, 4, 3, 6, 3, 10, 5 and 8. Total: 110. Successes: 15.
<Red_Enrics>	7h
<Red_Enrics>	WOOO
<Bob>	Dat's fer lettin' me in on da loot when ya really do die!
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$15d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 1, 2, 8, 3, 8, 6, 10, 9, 9, 4, 2 and 2. Total: 73. Successes: 8.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	wait nope
<Bob>	(HAH- what)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$15d10
<Red_Enrics>	Wait, but I didi-
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 4, 6, 8, 8, 8, 5, 8, 5, 7, 10, 6, 3 and 7. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
<Bob>	(I call hax)
<Bob>	(I CALL HAX)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	......
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Eh it's 8
<Bob>	thanks
<DM>	I only take shell-swaps if the results aren't going to be _that_ different
<DM>	lol
<Bob>	15 - 8 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 + 1 (burn damage)... war flag doesn't go through cause your darn passive... so 5 damage
<Bob>	hah
<Bob>	21h, 1m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Aqua_Beetle2>	12h 0m
*	Wind_Keese1 drifts over to Kirran and slashes at him.
<Wind_Keese1>	(Roll Courage)
<Wind_Keese1>	$40d10
<Kirran>	$32d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 3, 7, 9, 2, 9, 8, 2, 5, 3, 9, 9, 3, 3, 8, 1, 5, 9, 8, 9, 4, 2, 7, 6, 2, 1, 6, 9, 2, 9, 10, 2, 2, 5, 7, 3, 3, 9 and 7. Total: 212. Successes: 23.
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 10, 5, 5, 2, 4, 10, 2, 2, 10, 9, 10, 5, 9, 3, 7, 7, 5, 4, 2, 2, 8, 9, 3, 7, 10, 1, 1, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 177. Successes: 25.
<Kirran>	nope.avi
<Wind_Keese1>	;_;
*	Wind_Keese1 swoops away unsuccessful
<Wind_Keese1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Wind_Keese1 (9), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Wind_Keese1>	7h 3m
*	Vincent_Valentine busts a cap in Wind_Keese1's ass. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 8, 2, 9, 1, 1, 2, 9, 4, 8, 10, 6, 2, 9, 2, 9, 7, 8, 1, 9, 8, 3, 6, 9, 4, 9, 2, 4, 7, 2, 9, 2, 8, 3, 6, 8, 6, 5, 6 and 6. Total: 226. Successes: 25.
<Wind_Keese1>	$18d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 1, 9, 10, 7, 8, 4, 1, 3, 9, 1, 8, 2, 2, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 103. Successes: 11.
<Wind_Keese1>	;_;
<Wind_Keese1>	melts
<Bob>	25 - 11 = 14/2 = 7 + 1 = 8 damage
*	Wind_Keese1 melts slowly.
<Wind_Keese1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Wind_Keese1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
*	Vincent_Valentine twirls his Quicksilver and holsters it. "Good shot."
<Vincent_Valentine>	19h, 10m
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Wind_Keese2 (4), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	(kay, I got a plan... we all cover Vincent and wait for him to kill everything)
<DM>	(totally forgot its bonus dice.  owell)
<Dex>	THAT IS BORING AND NOT THE DEX WAY
<Red_Enrics>	(Just don't do that with Garrath, in Garrath quest, Bob.)
<Dex>	one
<Dex>	freakin
<Dex>	sec
<Bob>	DEN WE'S GOTS TA WAAAAAGH
*	Dex puts away his swords and whips out his Mini - Ballista.
<Dex>	Keese 2 roll power
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 3, 3, 2, 2, 9, 10, 2, 10, 8, 4, 1, 7, 2, 4, 8, 8, 1, 2, 3, 10, 4, 9, 10, 1, 1 and 3. Total: 142. Successes: 15.
<Dex>	ok
<Dex>	i quit
*	Wind_Keese1 is now known as X_X
<Wind_Keese2>	$18d10
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 10, 2, 6, 6, 9, 3, 3, 8, 3, 9, 2, 10, 8, 8 and 1. Total: 107. Successes: 13.
<Dex>	AND damage is halfed
<Dex>	halved
*	Vincent_Valentine rerolls Dex.
<Dex>	im using snip
<Dex>	snipe
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 2, 10, 1, 5, 9, 3, 1, 8, 2, 6, 7, 4, 9, 7, 4, 6, 4, 2, 10, 6, 6, 5, 2, 9, 1, 4 and 9. Total: 153. Successes: 18.
<Dex>	NOT MUCH BETTER
<Bob>	(you could RP yourself as well)
<Bob>	(RP restriction is simply "you can use one per turn")
<Dex>	with the way ive been rolling
<Dex>	it would be a waste
<Dex>	ha ha
<Bob>	(well you got like 15, so.... shouldn't hurt)
<Dex>	18 actually
<Dex>	naw ill wait till next turn
<Dex>	if im going to waste peoples RP points on my terrible rolls lets try keep it to 1 a turn
<Bob>	18 - 13 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 + 1 = 4 damage
<Wind_Keese2>	18-13=5 halved = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage.
<Bob>	(war flag ftw)
<Dex>	damage is damage i guess
<Dex>	oh
<Dex>	shit wait
<Dex>	$1d5
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Dex>	nope
<Dex>	ok
<Dex>	also leech = +1 hp for me
*	Wind_Keese2 watches as the bolt from the ballista becomes a deadly shot to the knee.
<Wind_Keese2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Wind_Keese2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Dex>	22hp 15m
<Wind_Keese2>	I WILL NEVER BE AN ADVENTURER.
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Bob>	(well... guess that worked after all)
*	Wind_Keese2 is now known as BlueShell
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	(crap crap crap crap crap)
<Bob>	(not fond of +6 successes vs. me..... curse that war flag)
<Bob>	'ey! Yous stupids beetle! Why dontcha just ram me, eh?
*	Aqua_Beetle2 soaks in the water trapped in Dex and Red_Enrics.
<Bob>	Wot's dat, can't tak- god dangit.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh mother fu-
*	Aqua_Beetle2 unleashes a TIDAAAAL FOOOOOORCE
<Bob>	(whelp, so much for taunting)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Red_Enrics>	$17d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 6, 7, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 2, 4, 4, 2, 2, 6, 8 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 13.
<Bob>	$15d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 3, 6, 5, 9, 2, 7, 3, 7, 8, 4, 6, 8 and 9. Total: 84. Successes: 9.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$25d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 4, 10, 2, 4, 3, 8, 7, 6, 8, 2, 5, 9, 1, 2, 2 and 8. Total: 113. Successes: 11.
<Bob>	(HAH)
<Red_Enrics>	(Not you, Bob, Dex. ._.)
<Dex>	$22d10
<Bob>	(tidal force hits all enemies)
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 4, 5, 3, 2, 7, 7, 1, 2, 7, 5, 10, 10, 7, 9, 4, 10, 8, 5, 7 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 17.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$6d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 2, 3, 7 and 5. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
*	Aqua_Beetle2 makes a splash.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	O.O
<Dex>	17 bitches
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Flat damage.
<Red_Enrics>	FLAT CHESTED
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Is Tidal Force ... spell or physical)
<Bob>	Red, 15 - 13 = 2 - 4 = 0 damage
<Red_Enrics>	...I mean what
<Aqua_Beetle2>	physical
<Bob>	Dex, doesn't hit
<Dex>	doesnt hit what?
<Dex>	im confused
<Aqua_Beetle2>	11 vs. 17
<Aqua_Beetle2>	lol
<Bob>	Vincent, 15 - 4 = 11 - 1 = 10 damage
<Dex>	i thought i was rolling wisdom to defend?
<Aqua_Beetle2>	it totally missed you.
<Dex>	oh
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Yes.
<Bob>	(CURSE YOU WATER ENEMIES!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	9h, 9m
<Bob>	and me....... 17 - 9 = 7 - 4 = 3 damage
<Vincent_Valentine>	err.
<Bob>	owsies
<Vincent_Valentine>	wait
<Vincent_Valentine>	9h, 10m
<Aqua_Beetle2>	12h, ?m
*	Bob takes a burn damage spontaneously..... I forgot veil of flames hurts myself, lol.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	17h, 1m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames
<Vincent_Valentine>	(GOOD THING IT DOESNT HAVE A SUPER HIGH WISDOM STAT.)
*	Vincent_Valentine becomes waterlogged though. ... ow.
<Vincent_Valentine>	9h, 10m | Waterlogged (-2)
<Red_Enrics>	SOMEBODY CALL MARIO...no wait, we got this!
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in ... Where'd you go? China? «15,075»)
*	Red_Enrics (~Goriya@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Red_Enrics
<DM>	Tidal Force no longer generates Waterlogged stacks.
*	Kirran sends a shadow strike at water beetle 1 (roll wisdom)
<Kirran>	$27d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 4, 6, 5, 4, 7, 8, 7, 5, 4, 8, 3, 1, 10, 10, 4, 3, 5, 1, 6, 6, 5, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 138. Successes: 18.
*	Vincent_Valentine feels the fourth wall cleanse him of waterlogged. o.O'
<Bob>	(lol.... well, that's your version, I'm keeping it as is for the Enemy Database version whenever I get around to it)
<DM>	(yep)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$25d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 7, 6, 2, 9, 6, 5, 10, 10, 4, 9, 6, 2, 9, 10, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 144. Successes: 18.
<DM>	rrrrrrOOLLLOFFFFFF?
<Vincent_Valentine>	(ROLLOFF!)
<Kirran>	$27d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 9, 5, 1, 2, 7, 6, 1, 4, 10, 7, 1, 5, 5, 4, 5, 8, 3, 3, 5, 10, 10, 10, 4 and 8. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$25d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 8, 2, 7, 7, 9, 5, 3, 5, 3, 6, 3, 10, 5, 1, 3, 3, 10, 2, 10, 8, 6, 3 and 9. Total: 142. Successes: 19.
*	Kirran throws a reroll at the beetle.
<Bob>	1 damage, cause... darn that passive.... WHICH I CLEARLY HAD NO INVOLVEMENT IN
<Aqua_Beetle1>	9h 0m
<Bob>	(or reroll)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol™! «15,079»)
*	Bob pokes Aqua_Beetle1 - Kirran threw an RP at you.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	ahhh
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$25d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 8, 4, 3, 1, 10, 6, 5, 5, 4, 9, 5, 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 6, 2, 6, 9, 1, 2 and 8. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
<Red_Enrics>	:O
<Bob>	5 damage, nice
<Red_Enrics>	Victoria!
<Kirran>	(Much better)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	5h ?m
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Red_Enrics>	You know what, just fuckin die, Waterbeetle2. (Roll Courage, you know the drill.)
<Red_Enrics>	$22d19
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 19 Sides. Result: 12, 1, 14, 16, 4, 1, 17, 3, 5, 1, 2, 2, 19, 12, 11, 11, 19, 1, 4, 13, 3 and 7. Total: 178.
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 4, 9, 1, 8, 7, 3, 1, 9, 1, 5, 2, 10, 7, 5, 9, 7, 10, 6, 10 and 5. Total: 129. Successes: 18.
<Bob>	(fascinating roll)
<Red_Enrics>	WATER
<Red_Enrics>	BEETLE
<Red_Enrics>	2
<Aqua_Beetle1>	;_;
*	Bob pokes DM with multi-tasking skills and stat memorization.
<Red_Enrics>	NOT ONE
<Red_Enrics>	NOT UNO
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 7, 8, 2, 10, 9, 1, 6, 8, 2, 7, 5, 4, 2, 10, 6, 9, 7, 5, 7, 7, 4, 5, 6, 8, 2, 3, 2, 3, 7, 3 and 6. Total: 189. Successes: 25.
<Red_Enrics>	NOT TRES
<Red_Enrics>	TWO
<Bob>	(I vote Red gets a bonus to his roll for his excellent yelling power)
*	Red_Enrics throws an RP at that shit
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 1, 10, 8, 4, 9, 8, 8, 2, 9, 2, 7, 1, 1, 7, 9, 2, 3, 5, 4, 1, 7, 6, 9, 7, 7, 1, 1, 7, 4, 9 and 6. Total: 171. Successes: 20.
<Red_Enrics>	Ar
*	Red_Enrics just kinda wanders off
<Red_Enrics>	7h
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Bob>	'ey, Red fella, ya lookin' kinder skinny dere.
<Red_Enrics>	Shut up Bob
*	Aqua_Beetle1 does the only thing it can do... ski straight for Bob.
*	Aqua_Beetle1 is Bobsessed
<Bob>	SKI FER ME, DATS WHAT MES LIKES IN A FELLA LIKES YOU!
<Bob>	(wait what)
<Kirran>	(Who isn't though?)
<Bob>	(bobsessed)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a dumpster! «15,081»)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	(Roll Courage)
*	ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg Bob
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Bob
<Bob>	(... that's it, Vincent, we're combo-attacking this newb next round)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$36d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 5, 7, 8, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 9, 8, 6, 9, 5, 2, 9, 6, 2, 6, 7, 1, 9, 9, 5, 4, 9, 2, 2, 10, 9, 7, 9, 6 and 7. Total: 206. Successes: 25.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VUUQ35Zv2Y
<Bob>	$31d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 6, 2, 2, 4, 1, 1, 7, 3, 2, 4, 8, 3, 1, 7, 2, 8, 2, 2, 7, 10, 5, 6, 3, 3, 1, 6, 7, 9 and 4. Total: 134. Successes: 13.
<Bob>	....................
<Bob>	27 - 13 = 14/2 = 7 - 4 = 3 damage
*	Bob drops another few pounds.
<Bob>	14h, 1m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames
<Aqua_Beetle1>	5h ?m
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Aqua_Beetle1>	(-1 from veil right?)
*	Bob takes a burn damage but gets 2 hearts back (thanks Kirran).
<Bob>	(yes.... -1... you bobsessed jerk)
<Aqua_Beetle1>	Bob is waterlogged
<Aqua_Beetle1>	4h ?m
<Vincent_Valentine>	11h, 11m
<Kirran>	(http://youtu.be/fn7-JZq0Yxs?t=2m4s)
<Bob>	15h, 1m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames | Waterlogged
<Bob>	err
<Bob>	15h, 2m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames | Waterlogged
<Bob>	screw it, I can't do crap
*	Bob casts Boost on Vincent_Valentine and then uses Cover (FEAR MY BIG FRIGIN' SHIELD) on Red_Enrics as well.
<Bob>	15h, 0m | Boost (+3 Courage) | Veil of Flames | Waterlogged
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2), Red_Enrics (1) and Aqua_Beetle1 (1).
<Vincent_Valentine>	11h, 11m | Boost (+3 Courage)
<Bob>	(should be +3 power)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Well, that is one of my two good stats.)
<Bob>	(oh wait, nvm
<Bob>	(caster's, derp... yeah, +3 courage, shoot me)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Boost does the caster's highest stat.)
*	Vincent_Valentine switches to Dual Shot Incendiary rounds.
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
<Bob>	(uhhh......)
<Vincent_Valentine>	err.
<Vincent_Valentine>	...
*	Vincent_Valentine uses Dual Shot Piercing rounds instead.
<Red_Enrics>	WHY WON'T THEY JUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE?!
*	Vincent_Valentine takes aim at Aqua_Beetle1. (Roll Power. ... twice, sucker.)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 9, 9, 8, 10, 9, 5, 8, 8, 9, 10, 7, 2, 9, 7, 1, 5, 6, 4, 1, 4, 3, 10, 7, 6, 10, 9, 6, 3, 8, 7, 10, 9, 3, 8, 5, 1, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 260. Successes: 35.
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 7, 2, 3, 9, 9, 1, 1, 8, 10, 3, 5, 6, 6, 4, 2, 9, 10, 2, 8, 7, 3, 1, 5, 2, 5, 3, 5, 1, 1, 3, 2, 10, 10, 3, 7, 6, 3, 4 and 7. Total: 207. Successes: 26.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	!!
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$15d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 8, 10, 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 72. Successes: 8.
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$15d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 4, 8, 5, 5, 10, 7, 3, 1, 6, 5, 4, 9 and 7. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
*	Aqua_Beetle1 dissolves
<Aqua_Beetle1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Bob>	(WELCOME TO OBLIVION)
*	Vincent_Valentine blasts the Aqua_Beetle1 out of the water.
<Red_Enrics>	KILL THE BEETLE
<Bob>	(afk, someone roll for me if I'm hit... or better yet, just don't hit me)
<Red_Enrics>	KILL IT TILL IT'S DEAD?!
<Vincent_Valentine>	11h, 7m | Boost (+3 Courage)
*	Aqua_Beetle1 is now known as X__X
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex>	Safety catch off. Mini Ballista shot at the last aqua beetle. Roll power.
<DM>	(should've used it on AB2)
<Bob>	(and if I'm not back by the time my turn starts and battle is still going, just $endturn override)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	!!!
<Dex>	$22d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 5, 3, 5, 6, 2, 5, 8, 10, 9, 6, 2, 10, 3, 10, 6, 7, 2, 7, 9 and 5. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$15d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 1, 8, 2, 4, 10, 9, 2, 2, 6, 1, 4, 3 and 4. Total: 67. Successes: 7.
<Dex>	also
<Dex>	damage +5
<Dex>	and i hurt myself for 2 hearts
<Aqua_Beetle2>	"All attacks against Aqua Beetle do not get any damage or success bonuses when attacking you."
<Vincent_Valentine>	damage +0 due to Aqua_Beetle2's passive.
<Dex>	hes not attacking me?
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Wanna undo the safety catch?
<Dex>	well would half damage kill him?
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Worded poorly.
<Dex>	doesnt matter really
<Aqua_Beetle2>	"All attacks against Aqua Beetle do not get any damage or success bonuses"
<Aqua_Beetle2>	Neither kill him, but
<Dex>	id be healed up by the rejuv aura
<Aqua_Beetle2>	This'll take him down to 11, right?
<Aqua_Beetle2>	*by 11
<Vincent_Valentine>	well
<Vincent_Valentine>	if he's doing the standard hit.
<Vincent_Valentine>	18-7=11 damage.
<Dex>	make it happen
<Dex>	ill still be full hp ha
<Red_Enrics>	Just...kil it
<Red_Enrics>	I don't care how
<Aqua_Beetle2>	1h ?m
<Dex>	24h 16m
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Dex>	WIAT
<Dex>	WAIT
<Dex>	FORGOT
<Dex>	$1d5
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Dex>	DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
<Red_Enrics>	(So funfact: This battle has taken an entire hour. ;~;)
*	Fireblast124 drops an anvil and goes offline
*	Fireblast124 has quit (Quit: Bye)
*	Aqua_Beetle2 charges Vincent!
<Aqua_Beetle2>	(Courage)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$36d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 8, 8, 6, 7, 2, 8, 7, 5, 8, 8, 5, 2, 10, 4, 10, 6, 2, 6, 7, 2, 1, 5, 6, 3, 10, 6, 2, 3, 3, 9, 6, 4 and 9. Total: 203. Successes: 26.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$36d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 2, 7, 3, 1, 8, 8, 6, 10, 9, 7, 9, 1, 4, 9, 4, 5, 1, 9, 8, 6, 2, 7, 4, 1, 1, 2, 5, 8, 7, 9, 10, 8, 9 and 8. Total: 214. Successes: 27.
<Vincent_Valentine>	nope.avi
<Aqua_Beetle2>	;_;
<Aqua_Beetle2>	1h ?m
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Bob (10), Vincent_Valentine (8), Dex (8), Aqua_Beetle2 (7), Kirran (2) and Red_Enrics (1).
<Red_Enrics>	KILL IT KIRRAN
*	Vincent_Valentine wait
<Red_Enrics>	FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<Red_Enrics>	KILL IT
*	Vincent_Valentine gets to counterattack.
*	Vincent_Valentine counterattacks with his Backlash Shield. (Roll Courage!)
<Kirran>	Can I team up with Vincent on this one?
<Vincent_Valentine>	$38d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 7, 1, 8, 5, 7, 3, 3, 2, 8, 5, 7, 3, 10, 10, 8, 3, 4, 4, 2, 10, 8, 7, 3, 1, 1, 3, 9, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 7, 1, 3 and 4. Total: 194. Successes: 22.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 10, 9, 10, 6, 1, 1, 10, 1, 7, 5, 2, 5, 8, 1, 3, 1, 10, 5, 8, 5, 7, 6, 8, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 10, 3 and 3. Total: 168. Successes: 23.
*	Vincent_Valentine fails, and takes 1 recoil damage. Ow.
*	Aqua_Beetle2 denies death.
<Vincent_Valentine>	10h, 7m | Boost (+3 Courage)
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You cannot end somebody else's turn. Wait until your turn comes up.
*	Kirran sends a shadow strike at aqua beetle 2 (roll wisdom)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Now it's Kirran's turn.)
<Kirran>	$27d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 8, 10, 2, 9, 2, 10, 1, 9, 8, 10, 9, 7, 5, 5, 7, 6, 3, 9, 7, 7, 5, 6, 6, 6 and 9. Total: 176. Successes: 25.
<Aqua_Beetle2>	$25d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 4, 2, 2, 8, 5, 4, 8, 1, 10, 6, 5, 2, 5, 3, 9, 6, 6, 6, 10, 9, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 141. Successes: 20.
<Kirran>	Time to go to turn out the lights.
<Kirran>	to*
*	Aqua_Beetle2 looks to the sun... but it is nowhere to be seen.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init r
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	Should've filled out the enlightenment form.
<Red_Enrics>	OH THANK GOD
<Red_Enrics>	Give me my EXP, and I am out of here
<DM>	$calc 19+19+18+18
<Kefka>	19+19+18+18 = 74
<DM>	+74 EXP
<DM>	+$74d8 Rupees
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 74+55
<DM>	$4d6
<Kefka>	74+55 = 129
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 1 and 2. Total: 12.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 129-80
<DM>	A heart container drops!
<Kefka>	129-80 = 49
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 47. Total: 47.
<Kirran>	$74d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 74 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 290.
<DM>	A common ring drops! http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
*	Bob returns.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 74+67
<Kefka>	74+67 = 141
<Vincent_Valentine>	$74d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 74 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 347.
<Red_Enrics>	I assume quest paused for tonight?
<Bob>	$74d8
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 74 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 321.
<Red_Enrics>	$74d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 74 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 345.
<DM>	http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/to_be_continued_one_piece_4929.jpg
<DM>	--= QUEST PAUSE =--