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- Today is Swampy Monday. Be sure to to leave an onion on your windowsill, or Shrek will foreclose your house and all adjacent properties.
- 1 Like = 1 Swamp.
- Legend has it, Matilda Jones angered the wrong traveling salesman by refusing his bottom slap. Enraged, he broke the vacuum over her head, and sucked her in, absorbing her like Cell. They say her spirit still wanders.
- IN a town like yours.
- today is spoopy tuesday
- pass this on to 666 people and you will be spared
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