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  1. [8/29/14 8:49:42 PM] Nark Nark: AC au where they use bone ash from their ancestors to create weapons with power based on viking sword imbuning.
  2.  
  3. [8/29/14 8:49:50 PM] bb: ..............
  4. [8/29/14 8:49:54 PM] bb: go on
  5.  
  6. [8/29/14 8:50:33 PM] Nark Nark: where maybe they literally exist in the weapon???
  7.  
  8. [8/29/14 8:50:43 PM] bb: like...
  9. [8/29/14 8:50:48 PM] bb: concious weapon?
  10. [8/29/14 8:50:50 PM] bb: or like
  11. [8/29/14 8:50:59 PM] bb: can change from human into weapon?
  12.  
  13. [8/29/14 8:51:26 PM] Nark Nark: shrugs i dunno i was just thinking about
  14. [8/29/14 8:51:34 PM] Nark Nark: how vikings, as pagans, often worshipped their weapons
  15.  
  16. [8/29/14 8:52:15 PM] bb: ouo
  17. [8/29/14 8:52:17 PM] Nark Nark: they created them with burned bone powders as a way to imbune the power of whatever the bones came from in it.
  18. [8/29/14 8:53:01 PM] Nark Nark: and many believed that their weapons grew in power with victories and kills
  19.  
  20. [8/29/14 8:53:08 PM] bb: OuO
  21. [8/29/14 8:53:19 PM] bb: *whispers* imagine an Altair sword wielded by Malik
  22. [8/29/14 8:53:36 PM] bb: a blood thirsty sword
  23. [8/29/14 8:53:45 PM] bb: wielded by the King of Swords
  24. [8/29/14 8:53:47 PM] bb: askjgadskgsa
  25.  
  26. [8/29/14 8:53:49 PM] Nark Nark: i had a thought maybe like
  27. [8/29/14 8:54:00 PM] Nark Nark: people were groomed to become weapons right?
  28.  
  29. [8/29/14 8:54:09 PM] bb: //RAPID BREATHING
  30. [8/29/14 8:54:15 PM] bb: go on
  31. [8/29/14 8:54:22 PM] bb: ALSO MARK WE'RE DOING IT
  32. [8/29/14 8:54:24 PM] bb: MAKING AN AU
  33. [8/29/14 8:54:31 PM] bb: WHEN WE HAVEN'T FINISHED A SINGLE ONE
  34. [8/29/14 8:54:32 PM] bb: DJFGHJFGSW
  35.  
  36. [8/29/14 8:55:02 PM] Nark Nark: so basically they're trained in all kinds of things different fighting techniques, strength, endurance
  37.  
  38. [8/29/14 8:55:09 PM] bb: mhm mhm!!!
  39.  
  40. [8/29/14 8:55:33 PM] Nark Nark: with the knowledge that they're going to be killed
  41.  
  42. [8/29/14 8:55:46 PM] bb: oh man oh man
  43.  
  44. [8/29/14 8:55:47 PM] Nark Nark: but at the same time it's like this huge thing because you're literally the best
  45.  
  46. [8/29/14 8:55:56 PM] bb: and its a great honor
  47. [8/29/14 8:56:13 PM] bb: they're basically worshiped like gods in whatever town/city they're raised in
  48.  
  49. [8/29/14 8:57:13 PM] Nark Nark: well in a way they kind of are, because they do become immortalized in the weapon as long as they are taken care of
  50.  
  51. [8/29/14 8:57:20 PM] bb: yeap c:
  52. [8/29/14 8:57:24 PM] bb: fffff
  53.  
  54. [8/29/14 8:57:41 PM] Nark Nark: and maybe they do kind of gain power and such when used to kill
  55.  
  56. [8/29/14 8:57:53 PM] bb: mhm
  57. [8/29/14 8:58:02 PM] bb: they become more sentient maybe?
  58. [8/29/14 8:58:12 PM] bb: ahahaha I want Altair to be a sword so badly
  59.  
  60. [8/29/14 8:58:32 PM] Nark Nark: what if
  61.  
  62. [8/29/14 8:58:35 PM] bb: I want him to have been like /the/ sword back in the day
  63.  
  64. [8/29/14 9:00:53 PM] Nark Nark: malik finds out that with enough blood altair may be able to resume a human form? But it takes so much time to do that and now there's just this immortal sword with his user who's literally gonna die any day.
  65.  
  66. [8/29/14 9:01:31 PM] bb: so yes
  67. [8/29/14 9:01:32 PM] bb: that
  68. [8/29/14 9:01:35 PM] bb: but also
  69. [8/29/14 9:02:35 PM] bb: so my mind immediatly went to like, this is stuff that happened a long time ago. Like total pagan thing that 'uncivilized' people believed blah blah and its lost to 'modern' peoples (idk what time period 'modern' is though) that this shit was real as fuck.
  70. [8/29/14 9:03:00 PM] bb: and Altair was like /the/ sword back in the day. The one all the heros of old used, and not a few madmen and villains.
  71.  
  72. [8/29/14 9:03:36 PM] Nark Nark: but like malik doesn't want altair to fall into disrepair.
  73.  
  74. [8/29/14 9:03:42 PM] bb: wait wait
  75. [8/29/14 9:04:34 PM] bb: but Altair, and many of the imbued swords, become lost to history. Their significance gets lost as well as their physical selves. So like... Altair is, not with anyone. He's just like, in a smith's shed and he's this old sword no one uses because he's 'not in style' anymore and is 'too heavy' and has 'bad balance'.
  76.  
  77. [8/29/14 9:05:11 PM] Nark Nark: but altair's just like
  78.  
  79. [8/29/14 9:05:15 PM] bb: and then Malik comes along, cause Rauf's a smith apprentice or something and Malik's training to be a fighter or something and needs a sword and Rauf's master is like 'yeah you can have it' when Malik finds Altair
  80.  
  81. [8/29/14 9:05:28 PM] Nark Nark: nah fuck these guys /PERFECT BALANCE FOR MALIK
  82.  
  83. [8/29/14 9:05:29 PM] bb: cause its an old sword he can't even sell. He doesn't even remember where he got it
  84. [8/29/14 9:05:35 PM] bb: YEAH BASICALLY
  85.  
  86. [8/29/14 9:05:44 PM] Nark Nark: tho ngl i had a thought that altair was literally trained and made for malik
  87.  
  88. [8/29/14 9:05:51 PM] bb: and Malik's like 'this sword is so good though. Its so light, the balance is perfect'
  89.  
  90. [8/29/14 9:06:13 PM] bb: I like that idea too but I'm a sucker for like... fate only catches up to you years down the line
  91. [8/29/14 9:06:37 PM] bb: maybe all the inbued swords are /made/ for someone. But sometimes that /someone/ hasn't been born yet.
  92. [8/29/14 9:07:10 PM] bb: and all the people who used Altair he just kinda let them because he didn't want to be forgotten
  93.  
  94. [8/29/14 9:07:29 PM] Nark Nark: does altair have his fucking name inscribed
  95.  
  96. [8/29/14 9:07:33 PM] bb: probably
  97. [8/29/14 9:07:37 PM] bb: along the blade
  98. [8/29/14 9:07:45 PM] bb: and on the other side is Malik's name
  99. [8/29/14 9:07:59 PM] bb: only not in a language Malik can read so he has no idea XD
  100. [8/29/14 9:08:37 PM] bb: but when Malik sees Altair's name he's like 'oh, Altair' and then '...how did I know that? o.O'
  101.  
  102. [8/29/14 9:08:58 PM] Nark Nark: omfg
  103. [8/29/14 9:09:20 PM] Nark Nark: does that mean he has their names kind of tattooed in his human shape
  104.  
  105. [8/29/14 9:09:28 PM] bb: //screams
  106. [8/29/14 9:09:29 PM] bb: YES
  107. [8/29/14 9:09:39 PM] bb: Altair is covered in fucking tattoos also
  108. [8/29/14 9:09:51 PM] bb: cause his hilt and scabbard are like... super ornate and amazing
  109. [8/29/14 9:10:03 PM] bb: but like they're so dirty and gritty no one has ever noticed
  110. [8/29/14 9:10:31 PM] bb: and there's also filigree designs on the sword blade itself
  111.  
  112. [8/29/14 9:10:48 PM] Nark Nark: not in the sword
  113. [8/29/14 9:11:06 PM] Nark Nark: there's only the inlaid names at the base of the blade
  114.  
  115. [8/29/14 9:11:11 PM] bb: okay
  116.  
  117. [8/29/14 9:11:17 PM] Nark Nark: i think malik's name is in the handle
  118. [8/29/14 9:11:28 PM] Nark Nark: because having two sides inlaid is a structural weakness
  119.  
  120. [8/29/14 9:11:33 PM] bb: tru
  121.  
  122. [8/29/14 9:11:40 PM] Nark Nark: like altair looks like a strong, flexible blade
  123.  
  124. [8/29/14 9:12:00 PM] bb: Malik's name could be like... worked into the hilt itself like in a really ornate way like some Arabic chaligraphy is
  125.  
  126. [8/29/14 9:12:07 PM] Nark Nark: even though he's got the imbued power and such he's still an amazing, basically perfect blade
  127.  
  128. [8/29/14 9:12:09 PM] bb: so like... Malik REALLY can't read it
  129. [8/29/14 9:12:24 PM] bb: meanwhile Altair's name is very like... simple and plain and clear
  130.  
  131. [8/29/14 9:12:49 PM] Nark Nark: .... also just like swords are made before their best handler
  132. [8/29/14 9:12:59 PM] Nark Nark: there are names in history for swords not yet made.
  133.  
  134. [8/29/14 9:13:17 PM] bb: ... sorry I...
  135. [8/29/14 9:13:19 PM] bb: wat?
  136. [8/29/14 9:13:23 PM] bb: esplain
  137.  
  138. [8/29/14 9:13:27 PM] Nark Nark: cough desmond cough
  139. [8/29/14 9:13:30 PM] Nark Nark: but that's for the future
  140.  
  141. [8/29/14 9:13:32 PM] bb: oh
  142. [8/29/14 9:13:41 PM] bb: so like
  143. [8/29/14 9:13:49 PM] bb: //squints
  144. [8/29/14 9:14:02 PM] bb: Lucy is totally Desmond's destined sword wielder
  145. [8/29/14 9:14:14 PM] bb: tho does the practice come back?
  146. [8/29/14 9:14:27 PM] bb: fuck you mark
  147. [8/29/14 9:14:30 PM] bb: making this good AU
  148.  
  149. [8/29/14 9:14:37 PM] Nark Nark: i think it's considered pretty fucked up
  150. [8/29/14 9:14:44 PM] Nark Nark: but um
  151.  
  152. [8/29/14 9:14:46 PM] bb: I know
  153.  
  154. [8/29/14 9:14:47 PM] Nark Nark: how fucked up are the assassins
  155.  
  156. [8/29/14 9:14:47 PM] bb: I love it
  157.  
  158. [8/29/14 9:14:49 PM] Nark Nark: pretty fucked up
  159.  
  160. [8/29/14 9:14:55 PM] bb: :D
  161.  
  162. [8/29/14 9:15:12 PM] Nark Nark: "I DON'T WANNA BE A SWORD DAD WAH"
  163.  
  164. [8/29/14 9:15:24 PM] bb: 'YOU'RE GONNA BE A SWORD AND UR GONNA LIKE IT >:C'
  165. [8/29/14 9:15:42 PM] bb: so do the Assassins still to the practice of imbuing>?
  166. [8/29/14 9:15:44 PM] bb: OOOO
  167. [8/29/14 9:15:54 PM] bb: maybe Desmond exists in the same time as Malik
  168. [8/29/14 9:16:28 PM] bb: and Desmond meets Malik after he finds Altair?
  169. [8/29/14 9:16:54 PM] bb: is Malik an Assassin you think?
  170.  
  171. [8/29/14 9:17:17 PM] Nark Nark: idk it's kind of mixing the original idea i had
  172.  
  173. [8/29/14 9:17:42 PM] bb: that bad?
  174.  
  175. [8/29/14 9:17:54 PM] Nark Nark: well i don't know if it'd work
  176.  
  177. [8/29/14 9:18:15 PM] bb: mmmmm
  178. [8/29/14 9:18:16 PM] bb: true
  179.  
  180. [8/29/14 9:18:31 PM] Nark Nark: because desmond's supposed to be a future weapon, maybe not as far in the future as game canon
  181.  
  182. [8/29/14 9:18:48 PM] bb: could be
  183. [8/29/14 9:19:00 PM] bb: its in the decline of the practice
  184. [8/29/14 9:19:11 PM] bb: Altair still gets lost and Malik finds him
  185. [8/29/14 9:19:24 PM] bb: Desmond is one of the last people who's supposed to be turned into a sword
  186.  
  187. [8/29/14 9:19:26 PM] Nark Nark: who knows maybe weapons can extend lifespans
  188.  
  189. [8/29/14 9:19:36 PM] bb: they're fucking magic swords
  190.  
  191. [8/29/14 9:19:39 PM] Nark Nark: they are
  192.  
  193. [8/29/14 9:19:39 PM] bb: why couldn't they?
  194.  
  195. [8/29/14 9:21:47 PM] Nark Nark: maybe that's why they stopped kind of doing it
  196.  
  197. [8/29/14 9:22:11 PM] bb: lols suddenly all these bonded weapons and humans
  198. [8/29/14 9:22:14 PM] bb: living forever
  199. [8/29/14 9:22:14 PM] bb: OMG
  200.  
  201. [8/29/14 9:22:18 PM] Nark Nark: well not all of them
  202. [8/29/14 9:22:26 PM] Nark Nark: like there are probably a bunch of counterfeits
  203.  
  204. [8/29/14 9:22:31 PM] bb: that'd be why people would try and kill the users of the swords
  205. [8/29/14 9:22:42 PM] bb: and yeah obviously
  206.  
  207. [8/29/14 9:22:54 PM] Nark Nark: but it's kind of like
  208. [8/29/14 9:23:47 PM] Nark Nark: you'd have to be a wielder with an imbued weapon to actually take another one out
  209.  
  210. [8/29/14 9:23:59 PM] bb: or have a gun
  211. [8/29/14 9:24:15 PM] bb: Indiana Jones style
  212. [8/29/14 9:24:53 PM] bb: do imbued swords like... get more heavy or like... duller, when their wielder is murdered you think?
  213. [8/29/14 9:25:00 PM] bb: like out of grief
  214.  
  215. [8/29/14 9:25:52 PM] Nark Nark: yeah
  216. [8/29/14 9:26:23 PM] Nark Nark: they are also kind of devilswords though because i think they get the energy or power or whatever from souls, not just like blood
  217.  
  218. [8/29/14 9:26:47 PM] bb: go on
  219.  
  220. [8/29/14 9:26:50 PM] Nark Nark: when people figure that out it's like
  221. [8/29/14 9:26:56 PM] Nark Nark: who the fuck made you the grim reaper
  222. [8/29/14 9:27:00 PM] Nark Nark: or
  223. [8/29/14 9:27:11 PM] Nark Nark: wtf they aren't going to whatever happens after
  224. [8/29/14 9:27:18 PM] Nark Nark: who the fuck gave you the right
  225.  
  226. [8/29/14 9:27:23 PM] bb: oooo
  227. [8/29/14 9:27:34 PM] bb: can the souls make the weapon human again?
  228. [8/29/14 9:28:00 PM] bb: lols I realized. Malik and Altair were probably raised together and were friends and that's how they knew Malik was Altair's wielder
  229. [8/29/14 9:28:15 PM] bb: and Malik carries his dead friend's body and soul around on his belt
  230.  
  231. [8/29/14 9:28:24 PM] Nark Nark: if it's the made for malik
  232.  
  233. [8/29/14 9:28:40 PM] bb: well yeah its Altair, Altair is Malik's sword
  234.  
  235. [8/29/14 9:28:40 PM] Nark Nark: while he;s alive i mean
  236. [8/29/14 9:28:46 PM] Nark Nark: not like before he was alive
  237. [8/29/14 9:28:59 PM] Nark Nark: like i had a thought originally
  238.  
  239. [8/29/14 9:28:59 PM] bb: Mark 'its its the made for malik'
  240. [8/29/14 9:29:02 PM] bb: is not a sentence
  241. [8/29/14 9:29:07 PM] bb: if its*
  242.  
  243. [8/29/14 9:29:22 PM] Nark Nark: erase the or add one
  244. [8/29/14 9:29:36 PM] Nark Nark: but i'm trying to say uh
  245. [8/29/14 9:29:43 PM] Nark Nark: the original thought was like
  246. [8/29/14 9:29:53 PM] Nark Nark: they're trained from basically since they can walk
  247. [8/29/14 9:30:47 PM] Nark Nark: until they're 21, and that's when they're killed, defleshed, and have their bones dried, burned, and forged into iron to create steel for a weapon.
  248. [8/29/14 9:31:00 PM] bb: mhm
  249. [8/29/14 9:31:48 PM] Nark Nark: so if he's made during malik's lifetime, not before, then yes, that's literally how it is
  250.  
  251. [8/29/14 9:32:08 PM] bb: well idk how you wanna do it if Malik's just hella old
  252. [8/29/14 9:32:17 PM] bb: or if he's born in Desmond's time and find Altair later
  253.  
  254. [8/29/14 9:32:46 PM] Nark Nark: well if he's made during malik's lifetime, he has to build up altair's power
  255. [8/29/14 9:32:57 PM] Nark Nark: if malik finds altair later, altair already has /some/
  256.  
  257. [8/29/14 9:33:22 PM] bb: has some what?
  258.  
  259. [8/29/14 9:33:33 PM] Nark Nark: some power from those he's been used to kill
  260.  
  261. [8/29/14 9:33:38 PM] bb: ah
  262. [8/29/14 9:33:43 PM] bb: yeah clearly
  263. [8/29/14 9:33:52 PM] bb: cause back in the day he was a badass sword
  264. [8/29/14 9:34:06 PM] bb: even if he was never quite /right/ for the people who used him
  265.  
  266. [8/29/14 9:36:53 PM] Nark Nark: yeeeep
  267. [8/29/14 9:37:11 PM] Nark Nark: but i thiiiink i like
  268.  
  269. [8/29/14 9:37:12 PM] bb: so Malik finds Altair like I said and like 'wow this sword is amazing!'
  270.  
  271. [8/29/14 9:37:42 PM] Nark Nark: altair being made before, malik finding him, but it's still not desmond's time, and doesnt' really need to ever be desmond's time
  272.  
  273. [8/29/14 9:38:01 PM] bb: so Des is being trained to be made into a weapon
  274. [8/29/14 9:38:04 PM] bb: but...?????
  275.  
  276. [8/29/14 9:38:20 PM] Nark Nark: he doesn't wanna man
  277.  
  278. [8/29/14 9:38:29 PM] bb: well no shit
  279. [8/29/14 9:38:37 PM] bb: most of his predesessors did so gladly
  280. [8/29/14 9:38:43 PM] bb: cause they were treated like fucking gods
  281. [8/29/14 9:38:50 PM] bb: Desmond is treated like a /tool/
  282.  
  283. [8/29/14 9:39:08 PM] Nark Nark: also this literally mean
  284. [8/29/14 9:39:09 PM] Nark Nark: s
  285. [8/29/14 9:39:11 PM] Nark Nark: somewhere along the line
  286. [8/29/14 9:39:43 PM] Nark Nark: weapon altair took on his human shape, met maria and fucked her.
  287.  
  288. [8/29/14 9:39:50 PM] bb: ... why?
  289. [8/29/14 9:40:03 PM] bb: Desmond and Altair don't have to be related >_>
  290.  
  291. [8/29/14 9:40:11 PM] Nark Nark: i guess not then
  292.  
  293. [8/29/14 9:40:56 PM] bb: like maybe he has gone human form a few times
  294. [8/29/14 9:41:03 PM] bb: but I can see him being really pissed about it
  295. [8/29/14 9:41:03 PM] bb: like
  296. [8/29/14 9:41:17 PM] bb: 'YOU AREN'T MY WIELDER HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME TAKE THIS SHAPE >C'
  297.  
  298. [8/29/14 9:41:35 PM] Nark Nark: i dont think he can be made to
  299. [8/29/14 9:41:47 PM] Nark Nark: well maybe but i'd think it's up to him
  300.  
  301. [8/29/14 9:42:08 PM] bb: I think once he has enough energy stored up he kinda like... has to to burn some off
  302. [8/29/14 9:42:27 PM] bb: otherwise he starts to dull or become corrupt or something
  303. [8/29/14 9:42:40 PM] bb: and quickest way to burn off that energy is to change shape
  304.  
  305. [8/29/14 9:42:59 PM] Nark Nark: 'ohp gauge is full now i'm dtf'
  306.  
  307. [8/29/14 9:43:04 PM] bb: XD
  308. [8/29/14 9:43:32 PM] bb: though blades are indiscriminant about what blood they drink so you can like... drop a blade in a vat of animal blood and come back a few hours later to a naked man or woman screaming at you
  309. [8/29/14 9:43:36 PM] bb: XD
  310. [8/29/14 9:44:00 PM] bb: cause they're told when they're killed that their human forms are sacred
  311. [8/29/14 9:44:25 PM] bb: which most of them take to mean 'only for my wielder'
  312.  
  313. [8/29/14 9:45:03 PM] Nark Nark: tho it isn't like they're squishy
  314. [8/29/14 9:45:17 PM] Nark Nark: well i mean they are but like
  315.  
  316. [8/29/14 9:45:22 PM] bb: they're fucking ripped
  317.  
  318. [8/29/14 9:45:40 PM] Nark Nark: you're not going to break their skin and make a weapon's human form bleed
  319.  
  320. [8/29/14 9:45:51 PM] bb: nope
  321.  
  322. [8/29/14 9:45:59 PM] Nark Nark: like they probably seem basically human but literally
  323.  
  324. [8/29/14 9:46:00 PM] bb: they're still kinda... made of steel
  325.  
  326. [8/29/14 9:46:05 PM] Nark Nark: you need a steel cutter
  327.  
  328. [8/29/14 9:46:12 PM] bb: and they don't eat
  329. [8/29/14 9:46:24 PM] bb: cause they aren't alive
  330. [8/29/14 9:46:42 PM] bb: breathing is something the human body does on auto pilot so they breathe but it doesn't... do anything
  331. [8/29/14 9:46:45 PM] bb: they can't suffocate
  332. [8/29/14 9:46:53 PM] bb: ........ Altair gives awesome head AHAHAHAHAH
  333.  
  334. [8/29/14 9:46:59 PM] Nark Nark: however they can't use themselves like they can't partially change back
  335.  
  336. [8/29/14 9:47:14 PM] bb: how do they change back then?
  337.  
  338. [8/29/14 9:47:37 PM] Nark Nark: after they burn off whatever excess
  339.  
  340. [8/29/14 9:49:00 PM] Nark Nark: well i'm pretty sure they can hold onto the form
  341. [8/29/14 9:49:24 PM] Nark Nark: but they're burning more energy than necessary
  342. [8/29/14 9:53:05 PM] Nark Nark: ... maybe at some point uh
  343. [8/29/14 9:53:27 PM] Nark Nark: weapons can take care of themselves, like
  344. [8/29/14 9:53:50 PM] Nark Nark: getting their own energy and souls and stuff
  345.  
  346. [8/29/14 9:56:07 PM] bb: eeeeeh
  347. [8/29/14 9:56:10 PM] bb: idk
  348. [8/29/14 9:56:14 PM] bb: seems kinda too easy
  349.  
  350. [8/29/14 9:57:09 PM] Nark Nark: well after they're strong enough
  351. [8/29/14 9:57:27 PM] Nark Nark: like not right off, it'd take a lot of built up power
  352. [8/29/14 9:57:42 PM] Nark Nark: like maybe they literally do become godlike
  353.  
  354. [8/29/14 9:58:33 PM] bb: well they're basically immortal
  355. [8/29/14 9:59:02 PM] bb: still I can see a blade not wanting to be human around anyone but their wielder
  356. [8/29/14 9:59:22 PM] bb: cause blade and swordsmen have a special bond
  357.  
  358. [8/29/14 10:00:17 PM] Nark Nark: well yeah
  359. [8/29/14 10:01:05 PM] Nark Nark: i also suppose they kind of picked more obedient people (probably why people were nervous about altair being used)
  360.  
  361. [8/29/14 10:01:22 PM] bb: what?
  362.  
  363. [8/29/14 10:01:47 PM] Nark Nark: it's probably possible for a weapon to abuse their own power you know
  364.  
  365. [8/29/14 10:02:08 PM] bb: //oh/
  366.  
  367. [8/29/14 10:03:34 PM] Nark Nark: i need to go get some fooood
  368.  
  369. [8/29/14 10:03:39 PM] bb: lols okay
  370.  
  371. [8/29/14 10:22:30 PM] Nark Nark: food
  372. [8/29/14 10:29:06 PM] Nark Nark: omg
  373. [8/29/14 10:29:11 PM] Nark Nark: the term swashbuckling
  374. [8/29/14 10:29:14 PM] Nark Nark: came from the dumbest thing
  375. [8/29/14 10:29:16 PM] Nark Nark: basically
  376. [8/29/14 10:29:40 PM] Nark Nark: there was a form of dueling where you use a tiny metal shield, a buckler, to deflect blows
  377. [8/29/14 10:30:46 PM] Nark Nark: but basically people who were savvy and good at that dueling combat, wore their bucklers and swords on their hip, and the two clanged and made a lot of noise while they walked/swaggered/bragged like chuffy dicks. that's where 'swashbuckling' came from
  378.  
  379. [8/29/14 10:31:09 PM] bb: omg
  380. [8/29/14 10:31:15 PM] bb: that's such a good etimology
  381.  
  382. [8/29/14 10:33:07 PM] Nark Nark: want some more etimology?
  383. [8/29/14 10:33:08 PM] Nark Nark: spread eagle
  384. [8/29/14 10:34:08 PM] Nark Nark: was a pagan ritualistic torture of a specified enemy, wherein they were cut open, ribs split, and their lungs laid out on the ground like the wings of an eagle while they were still breathing to be eaten by crows
  385.  
  386. [8/29/14 10:34:57 PM] bb: that's.... so coooooool
  387. [8/29/14 10:37:31 PM] bb: ahg
  388. [8/29/14 10:37:34 PM] bb: back to swords
  389. [8/29/14 10:37:42 PM] bb: I need to be distracted cause I'm so fucking mad rn
  390.  
  391. [8/29/14 10:42:33 PM] Nark Nark: i'm just watching a bunch of greater history shows
  392.  
  393. [8/29/14 10:43:00 PM] bb: mark
  394.  
  395. [8/29/14 10:43:11 PM] Nark Nark: like that's where i'm getting it all from xD
  396.  
  397. [8/29/14 10:43:16 PM] bb: pffft
  398. [8/29/14 10:43:19 PM] bb: fair enough I guess
  399.  
  400. [8/29/14 10:43:29 PM] Nark Nark: the latest stuff is from a shield show
  401. [8/29/14 10:44:16 PM] Nark Nark: have you seen the ulfberht documentary?
  402.  
  403. [8/29/14 10:44:28 PM] bb: no
  404.  
  405. [8/29/14 10:45:07 PM] Nark Nark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKvRHaJ2w6w&list=UUrPyMDvVQOF5QaX3fHiLOqA
  406. [8/29/14 10:45:37 PM] Nark Nark: though i think altair was forged in damascus
  407.  
  408. [8/29/14 10:45:46 PM] bb: well yeah
  409.  
  410. [8/29/14 10:45:55 PM] Nark Nark: so he'd be more like a watered steel, but he's as flexible as ulfberht
  411.  
  412. [8/29/14 10:46:26 PM] bb: mhm
  413.  
  414. [8/29/14 10:48:10 PM] Nark Nark: .............. and probably flexible anyway /shot
  415.  
  416. [8/29/14 10:48:16 PM] bb: lololols
  417.  
  418. [8/29/14 10:48:32 PM] bb: Malik is really confused that human Altair is so... limber
  419.  
  420. [8/29/14 10:49:46 PM] Nark Nark: swords doing yoga
  421. [8/29/14 10:49:47 PM] Nark Nark: ???
  422.  
  423. [8/29/14 10:49:52 PM] bb: AHAHAHAHA
  424. [8/29/14 10:49:53 PM] bb: yes
  425. [8/29/14 10:50:01 PM] bb: its part of their training
  426. [8/29/14 10:50:23 PM] bb: human Altair does it cause it relaxes him
  427. [8/29/14 10:51:33 PM] bb: I want Altair to be
  428. [8/29/14 10:51:37 PM] bb: the short sword he uses in AC1
  429. [8/29/14 10:51:49 PM] bb: cause he's so much more...brutal with it
  430.  
  431. [8/29/14 10:52:13 PM] Nark Nark: omg
  432.  
  433. [8/29/14 10:52:57 PM] bb: ouo
  434.  
  435. [8/29/14 10:53:07 PM] Nark Nark: maybe...
  436. [8/29/14 10:53:39 PM] Nark Nark: he kind of changes shape somtimes like the blade form
  437.  
  438. [8/29/14 10:53:44 PM] bb: ooooooo
  439.  
  440. [8/29/14 10:54:03 PM] Nark Nark: kind of like to suit the wielder but like kinda want him to be a SWORD when malik finds him
  441.  
  442. [8/29/14 10:54:12 PM] bb: yeah
  443. [8/29/14 10:54:19 PM] bb: like big proper sword
  444. [8/29/14 10:54:33 PM] bb: and Malik's training with those kinds of swords
  445.  
  446. [8/29/14 10:54:41 PM] Nark Nark: sometimes he'll be the short blade, but malik is kind of... you know the king of the sword
  447.  
  448. [8/29/14 10:54:47 PM] bb: but Altair's like '...you know, you'd probably fight better with this'
  449. [8/29/14 10:54:53 PM] bb: and like 'BAM short sword'
  450.  
  451. [8/29/14 10:57:18 PM] Nark Nark: i think
  452. [8/29/14 10:57:24 PM] Nark Nark: rashid
  453. [8/29/14 10:57:34 PM] Nark Nark: might have been altair's first wielder
  454.  
  455. [8/29/14 10:57:42 PM] bb: o3o
  456. [8/29/14 10:57:52 PM] bb: but not his true wielder
  457.  
  458. [8/29/14 10:57:58 PM] Nark Nark: grooms up his perfect little sword
  459.  
  460. [8/29/14 10:58:05 PM] bb: omg
  461. [8/29/14 10:58:10 PM] bb: grooms Altair to a T
  462. [8/29/14 10:58:15 PM] bb: then Altair's made into a sword and
  463. [8/29/14 10:58:18 PM] bb: LOLS RASHID
  464. [8/29/14 10:58:23 PM] bb: YOU AREN'T THE ACTUAL ONE
  465. [8/29/14 10:58:35 PM] bb: he's so fucking mad cause yes Altair feels good in his hand
  466. [8/29/14 10:58:41 PM] bb: but it's not /perfect/
  467.  
  468. [8/29/14 10:58:52 PM] Nark Nark: well he probably seems p perfect
  469.  
  470. [8/29/14 10:59:01 PM] bb: at first yeah
  471.  
  472. [8/29/14 10:59:10 PM] Nark Nark: and altair's not noping him
  473.  
  474. [8/29/14 10:59:19 PM] bb: but the more Rashid uses him the more he realizes... Altair's balance is off
  475.  
  476. [8/29/14 10:59:54 PM] Nark Nark: he's still way better than even the best balanced weapons in his contemporary though
  477.  
  478. [8/29/14 11:00:13 PM] bb: oh god yeah
  479. [8/29/14 11:00:37 PM] bb: but Rashid is so mad cause like
  480. [8/29/14 11:00:43 PM] bb: he trained for years himself
  481. [8/29/14 11:00:50 PM] bb: to be worthy of wielding Altair
  482. [8/29/14 11:01:09 PM] bb: lols so in my headcanon Altair is actually Rashid's grandson
  483. [8/29/14 11:01:18 PM] bb: what if Altair... actually is his grandson
  484.  
  485. [8/29/14 11:01:24 PM] Nark Nark: well when he realizes he's not the one wielder
  486. [8/29/14 11:01:47 PM] Nark Nark: because he's still getting older, he's not quite partaking in the power altair is building
  487.  
  488. [8/29/14 11:01:51 PM] bb: so then he realized he sacrified his own grandson for nothing
  489. [8/29/14 11:03:46 PM] bb: he's so mad about it
  490.  
  491. [8/29/14 11:04:21 PM] Nark Nark: so would he be like
  492. [8/29/14 11:04:48 PM] Nark Nark: gonna... put this somewhere because no one else deserves to use him if i can't use him or
  493.  
  494. [8/29/14 11:05:06 PM] bb: he could do that
  495. [8/29/14 11:05:13 PM] bb: but someone would steal Altair
  496. [8/29/14 11:05:21 PM] bb: cause he's a bound blade
  497.  
  498. [8/29/14 11:07:02 PM] Nark Nark: .... well he's got a vault idk is rashid vindictive about the whole thing
  499.  
  500. [8/29/14 11:07:13 PM] bb: I think he's mad
  501. [8/29/14 11:07:17 PM] bb: but like
  502. [8/29/14 11:07:25 PM] bb: is Altair is grandson or not?
  503. [8/29/14 11:07:33 PM] bb: cause if so I don't think he'd be that vindictive
  504. [8/29/14 11:07:42 PM] bb: he'd want Altair to find his true wielder
  505.  
  506. [8/29/14 11:08:08 PM] Nark Nark: i guess they can be related
  507.  
  508. [8/29/14 11:08:44 PM] bb: cause if they weren't yeah Rashid would be full on 'if I can't have him no one can'
  509.  
  510. [8/29/14 11:09:51 PM] Nark Nark: though maybe it's the whole 'try all these people' thing that makes altair super unbalanced
  511. [8/29/14 11:09:54 PM] Nark Nark: like he's just like
  512. [8/29/14 11:10:05 PM] Nark Nark: ugh fuck this noise so many grabby hands
  513.  
  514. [8/29/14 11:10:39 PM] bb: ??
  515.  
  516. [8/29/14 11:11:01 PM] Nark Nark: well come on
  517. [8/29/14 11:11:04 PM] Nark Nark: he's a bound sword
  518. [8/29/14 11:11:09 PM] Nark Nark: everyone's gonna wanna try their luck
  519. [8/29/14 11:11:12 PM] Nark Nark: sword in the stone style
  520.  
  521. [8/29/14 11:11:14 PM] bb: tru
  522.  
  523. [8/29/14 11:11:21 PM] Nark Nark: and like altair's not just a dumb sword
  524.  
  525. [8/29/14 11:11:27 PM] bb: though Malik's name is on Altair
  526.  
  527. [8/29/14 11:11:33 PM] Nark Nark: he's a human bound to the blade
  528.  
  529. [8/29/14 11:11:33 PM] bb: its not like they don't know?
  530. [8/29/14 11:11:38 PM] bb: or do they not know?
  531. [8/29/14 11:11:46 PM] bb: like someone has to /make/ Altair into a sword
  532.  
  533. [8/29/14 11:11:50 PM] Nark Nark: well i think his name begins to appear
  534. [8/29/14 11:12:03 PM] Nark Nark: he's like 'guys you are so fucking dumb find me this'
  535. [8/29/14 11:12:14 PM] Nark Nark: 'STOP PICKING ME UP FIND ME THIS NAME'
  536. [8/29/14 11:12:19 PM] Nark Nark: 'FUUUUCK'
  537.  
  538. [8/29/14 11:12:39 PM] bb: lols
  539.  
  540. [8/29/14 11:12:44 PM] Nark Nark: but The Malik doesn't exist yet
  541.  
  542. [8/29/14 11:12:45 PM] bb: 'I WANT THIS ONE NOT YOU ASSHOLES'
  543. [8/29/14 11:13:00 PM] bb: yeah but he still gets passed around to like... dozens of Maliks
  544. [8/29/14 11:13:19 PM] bb: and he's just 'no no no nO NO! You idiots are you blind? That isn't MY MalIK >CCCC'
  545.  
  546. [8/29/14 11:13:58 PM] Nark Nark: He's just like .... /packs on 50 invisible pounds
  547. [8/29/14 11:14:11 PM] Nark Nark: good drop me i hate you already
  548.  
  549. [8/29/14 11:14:16 PM] bb: no one can lift him
  550. [8/29/14 11:14:35 PM] bb: eventually he does let /other/ people use him though
  551. [8/29/14 11:14:44 PM] bb: mainly cause he's mad he can't find Malik
  552.  
  553. [8/29/14 11:14:55 PM] Nark Nark: well that and he's hungry
  554.  
  555. [8/29/14 11:14:58 PM] bb: yes
  556. [8/29/14 11:15:09 PM] bb: all bound blades need to drink/eat
  557. [8/29/14 11:15:20 PM] bb: they must be used or the magic leaves them
  558. [8/29/14 11:15:25 PM] bb: or...
  559.  
  560. [8/29/14 11:15:30 PM] Nark Nark: well they need energy
  561.  
  562. [8/29/14 11:15:33 PM] bb: yeah
  563.  
  564. [8/29/14 11:15:43 PM] Nark Nark: i think they can probably be reawakened
  565. [8/29/14 11:16:09 PM] Nark Nark: but altair totally knows he could be smelted down if something goes badly or wrong
  566.  
  567. [8/29/14 11:16:37 PM] bb: yeah
  568. [8/29/14 11:16:56 PM] bb: but whenever someone picks him up he usually just starts like... projecting 'put me down!'
  569. [8/29/14 11:17:11 PM] bb: especially at people who'd want to melt him down
  570.  
  571. [8/29/14 11:18:29 PM] Nark Nark: he doesn't let them move him. but it isn't like he's totally unaware that less and less people know what he is or how he is important
  572.  
  573. [8/29/14 11:19:08 PM] bb: yeah :c
  574. [8/29/14 11:19:10 PM] bb: poor bby
  575.  
  576. [8/29/14 11:19:12 PM] Nark Nark: it could be that rashid gives him to rauf like 'find my grandson's wielder'
  577. [8/29/14 11:19:29 PM] Nark Nark: my mom just scared me
  578. [8/29/14 11:19:34 PM] Nark Nark: i literally yelled 'FUUUUCK'
  579.  
  580. [8/29/14 11:19:38 PM] bb: XD
  581. [8/29/14 11:19:52 PM] bb: and Rauf keeps him in his forge and like... no one touches the sword even after the old master dies?
  582. [8/29/14 11:20:16 PM] bb: till Malik comes around and needs a sword but is dead broke and someone is like 'yeah you can have one from the back'
  583.  
  584. [8/29/14 11:20:51 PM] Nark Nark: Rauf doesn't deem anyone worthy
  585.  
  586. [8/29/14 11:21:01 PM] bb: god no
  587. [8/29/14 11:21:08 PM] bb: but Rauf isn't immortal
  588.  
  589. [8/29/14 11:21:08 PM] Nark Nark: and he kind of forgets to tell his predecessors
  590.  
  591. [8/29/14 11:21:12 PM] bb: yeah XD
  592.  
  593. [8/29/14 11:21:23 PM] Nark Nark: on his deathbed he's like
  594.  
  595. [8/29/14 11:21:23 PM] bb: they just know 'don't do anything to this sword'
  596.  
  597. [8/29/14 11:21:31 PM] Nark Nark: SHIT I FUCKED UP
  598.  
  599. [8/29/14 11:21:33 PM] bb: lols
  600.  
  601. [8/29/14 11:21:46 PM] Nark Nark: I REMEMBERED THE THING I FORGOT TO TELL THAT IDIOT SON OF MINE
  602. [8/29/14 11:21:53 PM] Nark Nark: but he dead
  603.  
  604. [8/29/14 11:21:59 PM] bb: I think his son knows not to fuck with that sword
  605. [8/29/14 11:22:07 PM] bb: cause his father revered it
  606.  
  607. [8/29/14 11:22:15 PM] Nark Nark: i know but he was probably gonna explain why he had it there for so long
  608.  
  609. [8/29/14 11:22:26 PM] bb: yeah and didn't cause he turned old
  610.  
  611. [8/29/14 11:22:26 PM] Nark Nark: what it is, etc
  612.  
  613. [8/29/14 11:22:34 PM] bb: lols for a while its a show sword
  614. [8/29/14 11:22:44 PM] bb: like Altair just hangs on the wall looking impressive
  615.  
  616. [8/29/14 11:22:49 PM] Nark Nark: ..........................
  617. [8/29/14 11:22:54 PM] Nark Nark: what if rauf forged him
  618. [8/29/14 11:22:56 PM] Nark Nark: or rauf's father
  619.  
  620. [8/29/14 11:22:58 PM] bb: //SCREAMS
  621. [8/29/14 11:22:59 PM] bb: YES
  622. [8/29/14 11:23:24 PM] bb: then his sword shape falls out of style so they take him down but everyone is like 'no don't melt it down it was important to the family'
  623. [8/29/14 11:23:36 PM] bb: then that gets forgotten too and eventually Altair just... gets forgotten
  624.  
  625. [8/29/14 11:27:02 PM] Nark Nark: p much
  626.  
  627. [8/29/14 11:27:24 PM] bb: so we know what happens to Malik and Altair
  628. [8/29/14 11:27:28 PM] bb: but where's Des come in?
  629.  
  630. [8/29/14 11:28:03 PM] Nark Nark: he doesn't need to
  631. [8/29/14 11:28:10 PM] Nark Nark: unless altair in all his godliness is like
  632. [8/29/14 11:28:27 PM] Nark Nark: 'i know about another weapon'
  633.  
  634. [8/29/14 11:28:36 PM] bb: eeeeh I don't think so
  635.  
  636. [8/29/14 11:29:26 PM] Nark Nark: well first of all fuck the space bitches
  637. [8/29/14 11:29:32 PM] Nark Nark: i don't want them in this thing >:C
  638. [8/29/14 11:29:45 PM] Nark Nark: fuck i just
  639. [8/29/14 11:29:54 PM] Nark Nark: ezio
  640. [8/29/14 11:30:07 PM] Nark Nark: flamboyant rapier
  641.  
  642. [8/29/14 11:30:17 PM] bb: ahahaahahah
  643. [8/29/14 11:30:23 PM] bb: and yes agree, no proeathans
  644.  
  645. [8/29/14 11:33:26 PM] Nark Nark: .... i think they kind of do literally become gods
  646. [8/29/14 11:33:43 PM] Nark Nark: and gain knowledge and other things beyond the human mortal realm
  647.  
  648. [8/29/14 11:34:01 PM] bb: well they do a lot of thinking
  649. [8/29/14 11:34:06 PM] bb: so they kinda reach nirvana
  650. [8/29/14 11:34:16 PM] bb: also they consume the life force of those they kill
  651. [8/29/14 11:34:24 PM] bb: so I can totes see them becoming gods
  652.  
  653. [8/29/14 11:35:56 PM] Nark Nark: so i'm pretty sure they're aware of basically every other imbued weapon
  654.  
  655. [8/29/14 11:36:07 PM] bb: yeah I can see that
  656. [8/29/14 11:36:11 PM] bb: since they are gods
  657. [8/29/14 11:36:20 PM] bb: lols
  658. [8/29/14 11:36:39 PM] bb: bound blades are considered 'weapons of gods' as in only gods or demi gods can wield them
  659. [8/29/14 11:36:48 PM] bb: like that's the legend in modern times
  660. [8/29/14 11:36:55 PM] bb: but during the time Altair was forged
  661. [8/29/14 11:37:17 PM] bb: everyone knows that the /blades/ are the gods and they turn mortal men /into/ gods as well
  662.  
  663. [8/29/14 11:38:33 PM] Nark Nark: and this is why the templars are like
  664. [8/29/14 11:38:34 PM] Nark Nark: fuck no
  665.  
  666. [8/29/14 11:39:03 PM] bb: and do their best to stomp out the practice of bound blades
  667. [8/29/14 11:39:24 PM] bb: and melt down any that they find that are 'uncopperative' and won't be used
  668.  
  669. [8/29/14 11:39:50 PM] Nark Nark: in the beginning it's more indiscriminate destruction of them
  670. [8/29/14 11:39:55 PM] Nark Nark: because you know there's
  671. [8/29/14 11:40:01 PM] Nark Nark: 'one true god' lah
  672.  
  673. [8/29/14 11:40:07 PM] bb: ye
  674.  
  675. [8/29/14 11:40:11 PM] Nark Nark: blah*
  676. [8/29/14 11:40:35 PM] Nark Nark: but some templars use these weapons later on
  677.  
  678. [8/29/14 11:40:42 PM] bb: mhm
  679.  
  680. [8/29/14 11:42:21 PM] Nark Nark: i think i want to keep desmond in a more contemporary time period
  681.  
  682. [8/29/14 11:42:38 PM] bb: fair enough
  683.  
  684. [8/29/14 11:44:09 PM] Nark Nark: I'm not sure if i want to really include the whole templar assassin thing right off, not sure. but i do know that
  685. [8/29/14 11:45:10 PM] Nark Nark: in desmond's time, by then it's kind of out of practice because it's inhumane but maybe
  686. [8/29/14 11:45:26 PM] Nark Nark: there's like... research into it?
  687.  
  688. [8/29/14 11:45:35 PM] bb: go on
  689.  
  690. [8/29/14 11:48:36 PM] Nark Nark: well more like the templars and assassins working together mostly... and they uncover some shit that's alluding to a contemporary human, and they spend a lot of time and resources into pinpointing names and dates. turns out desmond's their match and now guinnea pig and they want to recreate it, inhumane practice and all.
  691.  
  692. [8/29/14 11:49:02 PM] bb: zbfcsdg
  693. [8/29/14 11:49:10 PM] bb: so they train him from diapers?
  694. [8/29/14 11:49:14 PM] bb: to be a weapon
  695. [8/29/14 11:49:19 PM] bb: does he know?
  696.  
  697. [8/29/14 11:50:07 PM] Nark Nark: prrrrrobably not
  698. [8/29/14 11:50:51 PM] Nark Nark: if altair and malik are around he might, but i think they avoid all this crap
  699.  
  700. [8/29/14 11:51:04 PM] bb: oh yeah\
  701.  
  702. [8/29/14 11:51:11 PM] Nark Nark: though i can kind of see altair like 'omg wtf are they fucking doing'
  703.  
  704. [8/29/14 11:51:26 PM] bb: 'DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!'
  705. [8/29/14 11:51:45 PM] bb: also in contemporary times most bound blades take the forms of knives
  706. [8/29/14 11:51:53 PM] bb: since swords are out of fashion
  707.  
  708. [8/29/14 11:53:03 PM] Nark Nark: idunno out of some weird shit he might end up being forged into a sword. doesn't mean he'll stay as one
  709.  
  710. [8/29/14 11:53:53 PM] bb: so yo know how I said Lucy is totes Des' wielder
  711. [8/29/14 11:54:01 PM] bb: they make Desmond into this huge like
  712. [8/29/14 11:54:05 PM] bb: bastard sword
  713. [8/29/14 11:54:16 PM] bb: Lucy's barely bigger than the sword
  714. [8/29/14 11:54:31 PM] bb: cause Des totally should get forged into a sword
  715.  
  716. [8/29/14 11:55:15 PM] Nark Nark: des is cranky sometimes he doesn't even let lucy pick him up
  717. [8/29/14 11:55:19 PM] Nark Nark: but usually it's like
  718. [8/29/14 11:55:33 PM] Nark Nark: little lucy HUGE FUCKING SWORD
  719. [8/29/14 11:55:55 PM] Nark Nark: that she kind of just waves around like nothing
  720.  
  721. [8/29/14 11:55:58 PM] bb: yeah XD
  722. [8/29/14 11:56:10 PM] bb: and then as soon as someone else tries to pick Des up
  723. [8/29/14 11:56:14 PM] bb: he weighs 100 lbs
  724. [8/29/14 11:56:36 PM] bb: like you might have killed me and made me into a sword but fuck you my wielder is a tiny, adorable, girl
  725.  
  726. [8/29/14 11:57:37 PM] Nark Nark: he's so peeved always peeved
  727.  
  728. [8/29/14 11:58:18 PM] bb: yeah
  729. [8/29/14 11:58:22 PM] bb: and lucy is like....
  730. [8/29/14 11:58:28 PM] bb: way more blood thirsty than him too
  731. [8/29/14 11:58:35 PM] bb: she's all about stabbing people who fuck with her
  732. [8/29/14 11:58:43 PM] bb: and it isn't like they can take Des away from her
  733. [8/29/14 11:58:58 PM] bb: if they try just OH LOOK I AM MJOLNR
  734.  
  735. [8/29/14 11:59:36 PM] Nark Nark: des does end up changing to be just a knife
  736. [8/29/14 11:59:41 PM] Nark Nark: lucy's stabhappy
  737. [8/30/14 12:00:19 AM] Nark Nark: but i don't think she's outright killing people. well for their research she does
  738.  
  739. [8/30/14 12:00:27 AM] bb: yeah
  740. [8/30/14 12:00:31 AM] bb: but she stabs people
  741.  
  742. [8/30/14 12:00:52 AM] Nark Nark: but desmond's stupposed to be a sword for that because they can attach diodes and anodes to him n shit
  743.  
  744. [8/30/14 12:01:47 AM] bb: what?
  745.  
  746. [8/30/14 12:02:13 AM] Nark Nark: to measure what it is that desmond does.
  747.  
  748. [8/30/14 12:02:18 AM] bb: oh
  749.  
  750. [8/30/14 12:02:38 AM] Nark Nark: they'll be the ones that find that he is actively gaining and storing energy or power
  751.  
  752. [8/30/14 12:03:15 AM] bb: I can see them being like 'lucy just leave him here... yes he'll be fine we promise' and its a vat of blood, cause they wanna see what happens
  753.  
  754. [8/30/14 12:03:16 AM] Nark Nark: and prove that yeah they kind of do eat up souls oops
  755.  
  756. [8/30/14 12:03:23 AM] bb: >3
  757.  
  758. [8/30/14 12:04:36 AM] Nark Nark: and he's just like covered in blood and pissed
  759.  
  760. [8/30/14 12:04:42 AM] bb: yeah
  761. [8/30/14 12:04:43 AM] bb: and human
  762.  
  763. [8/30/14 12:04:51 AM] Nark Nark: and then it's like well that's why they call these things vampire blades
  764. [8/30/14 12:04:56 AM] Nark Nark: because there's no blood left
  765.  
  766. [8/30/14 12:05:02 AM] bb: ouo
  767. [8/30/14 12:05:03 AM] bb: nope
  768.  
  769. [8/30/14 12:05:54 AM] Nark Nark: he punches the first guy in there and it's like
  770. [8/30/14 12:06:12 AM] Nark Nark: getting socked by a fucking shotput
  771. [8/30/14 12:06:15 AM] Nark Nark: to the face
  772.  
  773. [8/30/14 12:06:19 AM] bb: XD
  774. [8/30/14 12:06:28 AM] bb: you know he just is so mad
  775. [8/30/14 12:06:55 AM] bb: 'YOU FUCKING MURDERED ME AND MADE ME INTO A FUCKING SWORD AND OH HO LETS THROW HIM INA VAT OF BLOOD FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M GONNA FUCKING CUT YOU!'
  776.  
  777. [8/30/14 12:07:42 AM] Nark Nark: well punch as many as he can
  778.  
  779. [8/30/14 12:07:53 AM] bb: only cause he can't cut them
  780. [8/30/14 12:09:24 AM] bb: Malik probably isn't around
  781. [8/30/14 12:09:45 AM] bb: but as soon as Desmond is made Altair's like 'we're going' 'but altair' 'WE'RE GOING' '*sigh* okay'
  782.  
  783. [8/30/14 12:10:18 AM] Nark Nark: swoops in and takes babby weapon and stabby wielder
  784.  
  785. [8/30/14 12:10:25 AM] bb: lols yeah
  786.  
  787. [8/30/14 12:10:57 AM] Nark Nark: though des figures out he's basically indestructable when he looks human and he's so chuffed
  788. [8/30/14 12:11:01 AM] Nark Nark: he's like lucy
  789.  
  790. [8/30/14 12:11:02 AM] bb: Malik is like *yoink* and whenever someone tries to get close to him he just kinda like, lazily waves his arm and peopel fucking die
  791.  
  792. [8/30/14 12:11:12 AM] Nark Nark: lucy shoot me
  793. [8/30/14 12:11:15 AM] Nark Nark: check this out
  794.  
  795. [8/30/14 12:11:17 AM] bb: lols
  796. [8/30/14 12:11:42 AM] bb: Malik's just 'having a talking sword is not as great as it sounds Lucy, trust me, just ignore him'
  797. [8/30/14 12:11:55 AM] bb: also Altair and Malik totally kiss when Altair is in human form
  798. [8/30/14 12:12:00 AM] bb: but no sex. Just smooching
  799.  
  800. [8/30/14 12:12:51 AM] Nark Nark: if lucy was alive in roman times she would totally be a female gladiator
  801.  
  802. [8/30/14 12:13:04 AM] bb: no way
  803.  
  804. [8/30/14 12:13:10 AM] Nark Nark: yes way
  805.  
  806. [8/30/14 12:13:17 AM] bb: no gladiators were slaves
  807.  
  808. [8/30/14 12:13:17 AM] Nark Nark: she would fucking beat people up
  809. [8/30/14 12:13:24 AM] Nark Nark: no there were highborn female gladiators
  810.  
  811. [8/30/14 12:13:29 AM] bb: there were
  812. [8/30/14 12:13:31 AM] bb: ???
  813.  
  814. [8/30/14 12:14:04 AM] Nark Nark: i'm not talking about the slaves pitted against each other, i'm talking about the soldiers who fought for sport
  815.  
  816. [8/30/14 12:14:12 AM] bb: ooooh
  817. [8/30/14 12:14:18 AM] bb: yes, she would have
  818.  
  819. [8/30/14 12:14:26 AM] Nark Nark: women were rare gladiators
  820. [8/30/14 12:14:59 AM] Nark Nark: but there is evidence of literally hard fighting women from actually pretty well off families
  821.  
  822. [8/30/14 12:15:34 AM] bb: nice
  823. [8/30/14 12:15:39 AM] bb: sadly she's in modern times
  824. [8/30/14 12:18:17 AM] bb: so she can't go around fighting people :c
  825.  
  826. [8/30/14 12:22:25 AM] Nark Nark: actually having the imbued swords exist contemporarily is an odd thing too
  827.  
  828. [8/30/14 12:32:55 AM] bb: yeah
  829. [8/30/14 12:33:29 AM] bb: sorry
  830. [8/30/14 12:33:30 AM] bb: I
  831. [8/30/14 12:33:33 AM] bb: totally fell asleep
  832. [8/30/14 12:34:31 AM] bb: is a sign
  833. [8/30/14 12:34:36 AM] bb: time for bb bedtime
  834. [8/30/14 12:34:38 AM] bb: night Marky
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