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- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] began pestering gheraoFairytale [GF] at 15:09 --
- IP: --[==Hello, human==>
- GF: ughhh roleplayers
- GF: gtfo my pesterchum
- IP: --[==What is wrong with roleplaying?==>
- IP: --[==FLARP is a noble sport!==>
- GF: youre saying human as if were not all human you moron
- IP: --[==Of course I'm not human==>
- GF: yeah yeah
- IP: --[==Why would I be part of your inferior species?==>
- GF: well you know what
- GF: im a fuckin sparkle unicorn
- IP: --[==Watch your language, human==>
- GF: *sparkle unicorn
- GF: in fact
- GF: no
- GF: fuck you
- IP: --[==Respect your betters, xeno!==>
- GF: if were roleplaying
- GF: im going to be a dragon
- GF: roar smash grr now youre dead
- GF: okay good
- GF: roleplaying over
- IP: --[==I'm not roleplaying right now, you dolt==>
- GF: so youre a real alien
- GF: from mars or some shit
- GF: yeah
- GF: totally
- GF: i totally buy that??
- IP: --[==Alternia==>
- GF: thats not even a real planet you idiot
- GF: and the name is lame as hell
- IP: --[==It was==>
- GF: you might as well call it earth-2
- IP: --[==It's far better than Earth==>
- GF: because it's ~alternate~
- IP: --[==What sort of primitive species calls their planet "dirt"==>
- -- gheraoFairytale [GF] ((*its)) --
- GF: oh my god i cannot believe you
- GF: like
- GF: i literally cannot fucking believe you
- IP: --[==Language!==>
- GF: i am sitting here just taking a swan dive off of the belief canyon into disbelief gorge
- GF: goodbye cruel world!!
- IP: --[==Cease this hateflirting at once==>
- GF: im not flirting with you im mocking you
- IP: --[==Same thing!==>
- GF: you realise that hate and flirting are like
- GF: diametrically opposite right
- IP: --[==They are not==>
- GF: wow
- IP: --[==Hateflirting is definitely a thing==>
- GF: you were touched as a child werent you
- IP: --[==What==>
- GF: believing hate is flirting
- GF: i almost feel bad for you
- GF: wait
- GF: no
- GF: i dont
- IP: --[==It's a kind of flirting==>
- IP: --[==There's pityflirting and hateflirting==>
- GF: and you think pity is flirting too
- GF: wow
- GF: youre fucked up
- GF: j/s
- IP: --[==It is the natural way==>
- IP: --[==Your species is the bizarre one==>
- GF: so where on the doll did daddy touch you
- IP: --[==Who's Daddy?==>
- GF: wow youre amnesiac too??
- GF: your father moron
- IP: --[==My what?==>
- GF: the guy
- GF: who raised you
- IP: --[==My lusus?==>
- GF: and touched you inappropriately and fucked up your head apparently
- IP: --[==I already have a kismesis, xeno==>
- IP: --[==If you continue this I will have to kill you==>
- GF: the fucks a kismesis
- IP: --[==A hate mate==>
- GF: thats not how you spell nemesis idiot
- IP: --[==It's more than a nemesis==>
- GF: so youre telling me
- GF: that you want to get into true hate
- GF: and get hate married
- GF: and live hatefully ever after??
- IP: --[==Married?==>
- GF: you are dumb as hell lady
- GF: or dude
- GF: idc
- IP: --[==I am a well-educated blueblood lady!==>
- GF: hahahahaha
- GF: blue blood
- GF: youre an insect are you
- IP: --[==No==>
- GF: no
- GF: i am defs speaking to a fly right now
- GF: is it flies who have blue blood??
- GF: idgaf
- IP: --[==It is trolls of noble hatching==>
- GF: youre a shitty roleplayer go away
- IP: --[==I am not roleplaying!==>
- GF: sure youre not
- GF: youre definitely actually a goblin with blue blood or whatever
- GF: thats literally a thing that happened
- IP: --[==Troll, you idiot==>
- GF: idc
- IP: --[==You are just as stubborn and insolent as your ectorelative==>
- GF: ectowhat
- GF: more dumb roleplaying
- GF: yawn
- GF: im a dragon fuck you
- IP: --[==I should have known Sora's brat would be no better==>
- GF: hey
- GF: i am not a brat
- GF: i am like
- GF: a 1 on the brat scale
- GF: at best
- IP: --[==If you do not want to be called a brat, stop acting like onw==>
- GF: lol
- GF: if you dont want to be treated like a dumb roleplayer stop acting like 1
- IP: --[==I am not roleplaying==>
- IP: --[==Armor aside==>
- GF: looooooooooooool
- GF: your resistance only makes my facts harder
- GF: youre a roleplaying douche
- IP: --[==I am not roleplaying right now==>
- IP: --[==This is just my normal attire==>
- GF: so youre naturally a tool
- GF: ok
- IP: --[==Cease these insults at once==>
- GF: cant help it too awesome
- IP: --[==You can and you will==>
- -- imperialPulverizer [IP] stopped messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] at 15:36 --
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