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> Saki: Insult troll.

May 22nd, 2012
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  1. -- imperialPulverizer [IP] began pestering gheraoFairytale [GF] at 15:09 --
  2. IP: --[==Hello, human==>
  3. GF: ughhh roleplayers
  4. GF: gtfo my pesterchum
  5. IP: --[==What is wrong with roleplaying?==>
  6. IP: --[==FLARP is a noble sport!==>
  7. GF: youre saying human as if were not all human you moron
  8. IP: --[==Of course I'm not human==>
  9. GF: yeah yeah
  10. IP: --[==Why would I be part of your inferior species?==>
  11. GF: well you know what
  12. GF: im a fuckin sparkle unicorn
  13. IP: --[==Watch your language, human==>
  14. GF: *sparkle unicorn
  15. GF: in fact
  16. GF: no
  17. GF: fuck you
  18. IP: --[==Respect your betters, xeno!==>
  19. GF: if were roleplaying
  20. GF: im going to be a dragon
  21. GF: roar smash grr now youre dead
  22. GF: okay good
  23. GF: roleplaying over
  24. IP: --[==I'm not roleplaying right now, you dolt==>
  25. GF: so youre a real alien
  26. GF: from mars or some shit
  27. GF: yeah
  28. GF: totally
  29. GF: i totally buy that??
  30. IP: --[==Alternia==>
  31. GF: thats not even a real planet you idiot
  32. GF: and the name is lame as hell
  33. IP: --[==It was==>
  34. GF: you might as well call it earth-2
  35. IP: --[==It's far better than Earth==>
  36. GF: because it's ~alternate~
  37. IP: --[==What sort of primitive species calls their planet "dirt"==>
  38. -- gheraoFairytale [GF] ((*its)) --
  39. GF: oh my god i cannot believe you
  40. GF: like
  41. GF: i literally cannot fucking believe you
  42. IP: --[==Language!==>
  43. GF: i am sitting here just taking a swan dive off of the belief canyon into disbelief gorge
  44. GF: goodbye cruel world!!
  45. IP: --[==Cease this hateflirting at once==>
  46. GF: im not flirting with you im mocking you
  47. IP: --[==Same thing!==>
  48. GF: you realise that hate and flirting are like
  49. GF: diametrically opposite right
  50. IP: --[==They are not==>
  51. GF: wow
  52. IP: --[==Hateflirting is definitely a thing==>
  53. GF: you were touched as a child werent you
  54. IP: --[==What==>
  55. GF: believing hate is flirting
  56. GF: i almost feel bad for you
  57. GF: wait
  58. GF: no
  59. GF: i dont
  60. IP: --[==It's a kind of flirting==>
  61. IP: --[==There's pityflirting and hateflirting==>
  62. GF: and you think pity is flirting too
  63. GF: wow
  64. GF: youre fucked up
  65. GF: j/s
  66. IP: --[==It is the natural way==>
  67. IP: --[==Your species is the bizarre one==>
  68. GF: so where on the doll did daddy touch you
  69. IP: --[==Who's Daddy?==>
  70. GF: wow youre amnesiac too??
  71. GF: your father moron
  72. IP: --[==My what?==>
  73. GF: the guy
  74. GF: who raised you
  75. IP: --[==My lusus?==>
  76. GF: and touched you inappropriately and fucked up your head apparently
  77. IP: --[==I already have a kismesis, xeno==>
  78. IP: --[==If you continue this I will have to kill you==>
  79. GF: the fucks a kismesis
  80. IP: --[==A hate mate==>
  81. GF: thats not how you spell nemesis idiot
  82. IP: --[==It's more than a nemesis==>
  83. GF: so youre telling me
  84. GF: that you want to get into true hate
  85. GF: and get hate married
  86. GF: and live hatefully ever after??
  87. IP: --[==Married?==>
  88. GF: you are dumb as hell lady
  89. GF: or dude
  90. GF: idc
  91. IP: --[==I am a well-educated blueblood lady!==>
  92. GF: hahahahaha
  93. GF: blue blood
  94. GF: youre an insect are you
  95. IP: --[==No==>
  96. GF: no
  97. GF: i am defs speaking to a fly right now
  98. GF: is it flies who have blue blood??
  99. GF: idgaf
  100. IP: --[==It is trolls of noble hatching==>
  101. GF: youre a shitty roleplayer go away
  102. IP: --[==I am not roleplaying!==>
  103. GF: sure youre not
  104. GF: youre definitely actually a goblin with blue blood or whatever
  105. GF: thats literally a thing that happened
  106. IP: --[==Troll, you idiot==>
  107. GF: idc
  108. IP: --[==You are just as stubborn and insolent as your ectorelative==>
  109. GF: ectowhat
  110. GF: more dumb roleplaying
  111. GF: yawn
  112. GF: im a dragon fuck you
  113. IP: --[==I should have known Sora's brat would be no better==>
  114. GF: hey
  115. GF: i am not a brat
  116. GF: i am like
  117. GF: a 1 on the brat scale
  118. GF: at best
  119. IP: --[==If you do not want to be called a brat, stop acting like onw==>
  120. GF: lol
  121. GF: if you dont want to be treated like a dumb roleplayer stop acting like 1
  122. IP: --[==I am not roleplaying==>
  123. IP: --[==Armor aside==>
  124. GF: looooooooooooool
  125. GF: your resistance only makes my facts harder
  126. GF: youre a roleplaying douche
  127. IP: --[==I am not roleplaying right now==>
  128. IP: --[==This is just my normal attire==>
  129. GF: so youre naturally a tool
  130. GF: ok
  131. IP: --[==Cease these insults at once==>
  132. GF: cant help it too awesome
  133. IP: --[==You can and you will==>
  134. -- imperialPulverizer [IP] stopped messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] at 15:36 --
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