Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 5.

=Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=

>You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c-
>"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
>"No problem." she says.
>"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
>"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
>"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
>"Well the first thing I do is--"
>Time to play backup...
>"Talk to Luna!"
"Praise the sun."
>"Read reports!
"Praise the sun."
>"Make it daytime!"
"Praise the sun."
>"Remember birthdays."
"Praise the sun."
>"Direct magic."
"Praise the sun."
>"My own hot spring."
"Praise the sun."
>"Micro-manage."
"Praise the sun."
>"Promote friendship."
"Praise the sun."

>"Flirt with guards."
"Praise the sun."
>"Get rejected."
"Praise the sun."
>"Feel ugly."
"Praise the sun."
>"Send some letters."
"Praise the sun."
>"Call a sex line."
"Praise the sun."
>"Do girl-talk."
"Praise the sun."
>"Demand a refund."
"Praise the sun."
>"Eat some cake."
"Praise the sun."

>"Guard transfer."
"Praise the sun."
>"Deal with Shining."
"Praise the sun."
>"5th of vodka."
"Praise the sun."
>"Shit in guard's barracks."
"Praise the sun."
>"Steal a sword."
"Praise the sun."
>"On my neck."
"Praise the sun."
>"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"


>"Pussy out."
"Praise the sun."
>"Puke on Luna's bed."
"Praise the sun."
>"Jump out the windows."
"Praise the sun."
>"Suck somebody's horn."
"Praise the sun."
>"Score some salt."
"Praise the sun."
>"Crash my carriage."
"Praise the sun."
>"Suck my own horn."
"Praise the sun."
>"Eat some hay bacon strips."
"Praise the sun."

>"Chop my wings off."
"Praise the sun."
>"Black out in the sewer."
"Praise the sun."
>"Meet a giant fish."
"Praise the sun."
>"Fuck his brains out."
"Praise the sun."
>"Turn into a blimp."
"Praise the sun."
>"Smite the dragons."
"Praise the sun."
>"Send Luna to the Moon."
"Praise the sun."
>"Now she's gone."
"Praise the sun."

>"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then."
>"No doubt."
>"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
>"Hell yeah."
>"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
>"Nope."
>"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
>"Nah, that ain't me.
>Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
>"I'm the sun.
>Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead.
>"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
>"I'm the sun.
>"Ya, ya, I got it.
>"I'm the sun.
>"No, I heard you, see you later!
>You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
"Praise the sun."