Dancing On My Own: 10 Gonna be SHOCKED if this doesn’t win. It’s kind of a basic choice but nonetheless a correct one, the song has kind of been played out at this point but that’s just because it really is that good.

Femmbot: 9 I love this song so much, it’s actually my most listened to song on the album. It’s so strange and campy but it’s undeniably infectious, I can’t give it a 10 because it’s got some flaws (some of the lyrics are clunky) but y’all better do right by this one.

Don’t Fucking Tell Me What To Do: 8.5 I love how weird and experimental this song is while still being listenable. Her droning voice over those robotic beats, it’s a neat effect.

Indestructible: 10 The more optimistic little sister of “Dancing On My Own” and the second best song on the album.

Time Machine: 7.5 I’ve heard hype around this song and while it’s fun/relatable, I don’t think it’s in the top tier of the album. The chorus clearly outdoes the verses and like a lot of Robyn’s songs it grows repetitive.

Love Kills: 7 It’s good until it grows repetitive, it’s like she runs out of song at a certain point and just repeats herself.

Hang With Me: 7 It’s good but like, kind of boring compared to some of the other songs on the album? Like, the synth work/melody/lyrics feel very by-the-numbers, the spark of inspiration isn’t here as much.

Call Your Girlfriend: 7.5 Gays, he’s not gonna leave his girlfriend for you. The song is nice though!

None of Dem: 5 *RuPaul voice* Meh.

We Dance To The Beat: 4 Okay but who’s dancing to this?

U Should Know Better: 10 I’ve listened to this album before and I can’t believe I glossed over this song! The grove is slick and I love the lyrics/flow of this one, and the production is some of the best on the album. It’s cool how we can hear her breaths in the song, I think it adds to the “madcap” vibe of the song.

Dancehall Queen: 8.5 She was ahead of her time on the dancehall trend and also ahead of the curve because this is great.

Get Myself Together: 4 I feel like she was running out of ideas at this point because this sounds like four other songs on this album that were better.

In My Eyes: 7

Stars 4-Ever: 6.5 Close that album out with the same tired synths/beats girl, close it out.