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- >fluffy pony loves to play in the yard
- >running around, rolling in the grass and eating dandylions
- >this joy always turns to terror when your elderly neighbor starts mowing the lawn
- >once you found her curled up in a ball of fluff and nearly catatonic
- >a granola bar and a bottle of strawberry milk later she is stable enough to start crying about it
- >you want her to stop bawling so you sit with her in your lap, watching cartoons
- >you nod off, your playlist continuing on long afterwards
- >wake up, fluffy pony is sitting by the back door
- >when she notices you've stirred, fluffy pony starts spazzing out
- >"Wan pway owside!", even though the neighbor is mowing his lawn AGAIN
- >you open the back door and out she bolts
- >as you set about making coffee, you are glad she's not as afraid of the mower
- >you hear a yelp and your neighbor's stream of profanity
- >apparently fluffy pony ran straight for the lawnmower and, being nearly blind, your neighbor didn't notice until she was paté
- >dejectedly you pull up your playlist and see the the movie responsible for her suicidal attempt to hug the mower
- >The Brave Little Toaster
- >stupid fluffy pony
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