Short cute Thingpony before work

>You are Anon and you're sitting at the kitchen table while Thingpone hums happily as she cooks and bakes
>She's been really getting into cooking lately and she's pretty good at it too
>But instead of eying the behind of the pony your eyes are focused on the cookies cooling on the table
>She told you to wait for them to cool but...
>You're about to take one when
>"Anon what are you doing?"
>You stop and turn your head to look at Thingpony, but find her still cooking with her back turned at you
"Ok"
>She must have heard you, very slowly and carefully you-
>"Anon I can see you"
>You stop and look our significant other over
>Oh, there, on her butt, an eye looking straight at you
>"Please wait, they're even better once they are cooled off properly"
>You sigh and sit back down
"Come on just one?"
>A tongue suddenly appears from within her...organ...and blows a raspberry at you
>"You'll just end up eating all of them because they were so good, I know you"
>Her lower lips have now morphed into actual lips as she talks to you from the mouth on her crotch that's taken the place of her something completely different
>Suddenly you get an idea
"Hey Thingy, could you form an eye on yoru other buttock as well so you've got one on each?"
>An eye forms on her flank
>"Sure, but why?"
>You put on your best shit eating grin
"Because you're such a buttface"
>Thingpone rolls her butt-eyes and then things start returning to normal back there as she turns around
>"Make way, these are pretty hot"
>She's carrying two trays of all sorts of cookies in each claw that's sprouted from her body
>The bony appearance must be so they are capable of touching the hot trays straight out of the oven
>You watch as Thingpone empties them into the large bowl on the table where the earlier made cookies are also
"Wait won't they take longer to cool now that you added more hot ones to the mix?"
>Thingpone's large claws put the trays away and then re-absorb into her body as she walks to you and climbs into your lap
>"Yes it does"
>Thingpone starts to get comfortable on your lap, rubbing her soft butt against your crotch in the process
>Definitely intentional
"But I want to-"
>Thingpone interrupts you
>"And I want you to give me a neck massage"
>You sigh and start massaging her neck and shoulders
>THingpone shudders on your lap
>"Ohhh that feels nice~"
"...the cookies better be worth all this wait..."
>Thingpone arches her back and moans softly under your tender massaging care, pushing her back further against your crotch
>Anon Jr. has begun waking up
>"I'm going to make it worth your while~"
>Anon Jr. was kicked the fuck up from his bed
>Thingpone giggles sweetly as she feels it pressing against her butt
>Suddenly her head spins around with a chilling crack so she's looking at you, but you have no time to react as she presses her lips against yours briefly
>"But later, we've still got stuff to do today"
>You try to kiss her again but she just turns her head back to facing forward
"Aww, are you sure? I think I could persuade you"
>Your hands start wandering around erotically on Thingpone's body and she let out another moan as you press your erect bulge against her butt
>Thingpone places her hoof on your hand and makes you stop
>"You do drive a hard bargain, but"
>Suddenly you feel a small stinging sensation on your neck and your erection instantly looses itself
>Thingpone hops off of your lap and you notice a small tentacle disappear into her body
"What...what did you do?"
>Thingpone gives you a smile
>"Neurotoxin, you can't get aroused for some time now"
>You stare at her with a shocked expression which makes her giggle again
>"Don't worry Anon, You were just getting so in the mood I had to do something so you would not be left with blue balls"
>You just keep staring at her
"B-but we could have done something much more fun, that would have made both of us feel good"
>Thingpone sighs and stands up so her mouth is next to your ear so she can whisper into it
>"I'm feeling very frisky too, so frisky that we're not going to sleep at all tonight~"
>Thingpone pulls her head back and you glance at her just in time to see the bedroom eyes she's eying you with
>"So instead of a quickie in the kitchen before both of us have to do some chores, I'd prefer a long, throughout sensual night together~"
>You gulp
>"Even now I have to keep the same neurotoxin pumping in my body to keep myself from pouncing you right here and now and rutting you until your bones broke"
>You gulp again
"I...wouldn't be against that..."
>Thingpone giggles yet again
>"Aren't you late for work already?"
>You raise an eyebrow
"What do you mean it's-"
>You glance at the clock
"shit."
>You stand up and take a few steps towards the door before stopping
"You know I could always just call in si-"
>Thingpone lifts you up with a gigantic tentacle she just sprouted out and carries you to the door
>"Tut tut, besides I need to do some cleaning since someone forgot to do their share"
"Oh, right, that, I forgot"
>Thingpone sets you down
>"I know you did, good thing you're going to make up for it throughly tonight"
>Suddenly you feel another sting on your neck and then Thingpone hands you a brown paper bag
>"Some more anti-arousal neurotoxin just in case and here's some cookies"
>Thingpone's extra parts all absorb back into her as she opens the door and pushes you out
>"Have a nice day at work honey!"
>you give her a wave goodbye as she closes the door and you're off to work.