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Speed Running Was SUPPOSED To Be A Family Friendly Activity. Just What The HECK Are These Guys Doing? CHILDREN WATCH THESE STREAMS YOU IDIOTS!!! I'm Reporting You To Twitch. This Is Unacceptable. God Forbid One Of My Own Children Stumbled Across A Stream Like This.... You Should Be Ashamed!

wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.

*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "people" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "people" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain generic label such as "people" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!

ʀ.ɪ.ᴘ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡᴊᴀᴄᴋʏ ғᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 10ᴛʜ 1986 - ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 4ᴛʜ 2013. ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ "ᴏɴ ʙʟᴀsᴛ" ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʀsᴛᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡᴊᴀᴄᴋʏ "ᴏɴ ʙʟᴀsᴛ" ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ, ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛʟʏ. ʀ.ɪ.ᴘ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡᴊᴀᴄᴋʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴅᴇᴅ ɴɪɢɢᴀ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.

STOP SHIT POSTING! STOP CLUTTERING THE STREAM! THIS IS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL AND I AM NOT GOING TO DONATE MY HARD EARNED MONEY TO SOME BUMBLING IDIOTS SUCH AS YOURSELVES! YOU CALL THIS A MARATHON? I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE CANCER! THIS WHOLE SHIT IS FUCKED!

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony gOD's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

uhhhh.... pls dont use dat offensive "niggas" werd. ah consider myself ta be an androgynous quasi-beotch pansexual wolfsoul. yo' concept o' throwing around da werd "niggas" willy-nilly iz greatly offensive ta muh motha fuckin personal conceptualizations o' muh motha fuckin unique self image, an' addressing others by usin` uh certain generic label such as "niggas" iz traumatic ta me on uh deep personal level, ah wuz shaken ta da core by yo' judgemental werdz. please be uh little mo' considerate next tyme. thanks! peep this shit

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FREEZE! Ice Storm!! 、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ 、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀｀、｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀｀｀、

I was incredibly conscious of where my hands were and what they were doing. I wanted to simply rip Trihex's clothes off like in the movies but was terrified of what his reaction would be. I kept my hands on his back, rubbing up and down slowly. I inched (and I literally mean inched) my hands down his back and would get closer and closer to his butt, before moving them back up a little bit. Slowly but surely I made my way all the day down to where I had my hands squarely on his ass. I couldn't believe how tight it was!! I had never had my hands on a speedrunner's butt before, at least not on purpose, and now here I was making out with Trihex who was straddling me and I'm grabbing his ass! It was so tight, and so amazing. I could feel my boxers getting sticky with precum.

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This chat gone full insane. ლ(◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

We need you for the copypasta army. Any and all volenteers are needed. The copypasta war could be won with the help of you, the citizen. When we win the copypasta war, all members of the copypasta army will be given a gigantic amount of spaghetti. (We are fighting the Swedish, they need to die.)

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sometimes i like to imagine Bertin throwing me hard against a bed and taking me forcefully over and over on our wedding night. it would be an arranged marriage but my mind would quickly be changed once i took one look at that pale, scraggly boney skeleton and all of my feminine juices started flowing like a sloppy niagra falls. I was ready to become a woman, and Bertin was going to be my master.

theriooo: !stream
degenebot: The current runner's stream is: http://childsafetycentral.com/toy-choking-hazards.html

zfg u shameful motherfucker. It is clear to me that u want the money of ur audience and u don’t care abot anything else. Man wtf this not cool I never new u were the greedy type but now its really obvious ur in it for the money. U spam advertisement and only care about viewer count and don’t give a flying fuck what ppl want to see. Entertainment shud be free and others shouldn’t get rich off of it. how dare u fill ur wallet up by using us. REPOST THIS IF U AGREE

There's only so many times I'm going to listen to ZFG's fucking cough. Honestly, at this point, I'm over it. Seriously. It's disgusting, it's offensive to all 5 senses, and it's driving viewers away. ZFG's been bitching and moaning for a while now about his increasing irrelevancy. Hey, earth to ZFG, it's your FUCKING cough that is making people lose interest. Sort your shit out and stop

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"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.

It was the third night of AGDQ, and Werster lay awake in his bunk bed. He struggled in vain to sleep but all he could manage were stolen moments of rest between his thoughts of that kiss he had shared with Gunnermaniac following his victory at obtaining the "Tails Adventures" world record. He knew that all that separated Gunnermaniac and himself were a few inches of concrete, but it might as well be an ocean. What did that kiss mean? why did he long for more? These thoughts fogged his mind, like a lustful mist. Gunnermaniac felt his hand sliding down to the growing bulge in his boxers. Alomost instinctivly; he felt himself carassing his penis and imagining it was Gunnermaniac's palms massaging his erection. For a brief moment, he forgot he was laying alone in that small bed, and he was with Gunner. Alone, on a white-sand beach, nestled in some quiet recess of the Pacific - the sea rhythmically lapping in the distance and his head safe in Gunner's lap.

This chat has gone above and beyond shit. Being forced to shove a pineapple up your ass would be better than this chat. Licking satan's asshole would be better. Holy shit, SHOVING YOUR DICK IN A TRASH COMPACTOR WHILE WATCHING YOUR GRANDMOTHER FINGER HERSELF WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING ASININE SHIT. FUCK YOU CHAT AND FUCK YOU /VG/, I'M STARTING MY OWN MARATHON AND IT WILL BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE PIT OF HELL THAT IS THIS STREAM. GOOD DAY.

zfg1: KEEP THE SPAM TO A MAXIMUM WE NEED MORE SHITPOSTING

Nigga How The Fuck Is Run Anxiety Even Real Hahahah Just Play Your Game Hahahah Fucking Close The Chat

Guys, Trihex is a PROFESSIONAL. This is what this man does for a living, and he's damn good at it too. How DARE you mock him like this? This reflects terribly on this marathon and everyone involved. Shame on all of you. Shame on the restreamers, shame on the chat. The charity you're donating to should literally TURN YOUR MONEY DOWN.

cosmowright is actually a lizard in a human's suit! I REPEAT COSMO WRIGHT IS A REPTILIAN DO NOT TRUST HIM HE IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD DONT TRUST THE LIZARD cosmowright is actually a lizard in a human's suit! I REPEAT COSMO WRIGHT IS A REPTILIAN DO NOT TRUST HIM HE IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD DONT TRUST THE LIZARD cosmowright is actually a lizard in a human's suit! I REPEAT COSMO WRIGHT IS A REPTILIAN DO NOT TRUST HIM HE IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD DONT TRUST THE LIZARD cosmowright is actually a lizard in a human's suit! I REPEAT COSMO WRIGHT IS A REPTILIAN DO NOT TRUST HIM HE IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD DONT TRUST THE LIZARD

This is the run. If these words could possibly describe the amount of positivity in my body right at this very moment, your screen would shatter in shock. This whole run is perfect. There's been no fuck ups anywhere, the sole reason he's behind right now is due to amazing luck in his previous run. He's also amazingly calm in intense situations and never fucks up and at any possible chance he gets. He loves you guys, he loves streaming, the only reason he still streams rarely is because his is sending the donations he gets to charity to build a roof over some poor child. He also has an amazing social life, when he streams though he stream all day. I can't believe he hasn't been honoured for his duties to society already. This is a complete and utter epitome of the perfect speedrunner.

ZFG, I'm really disappointed in you. I heard that there were many sellouts on twitch, but I never thought that you were one of them. Everytime I watch your stream you ask for donations constantly and you don't even get to adult 1. YOur not even a real speedrunner anymore. WHen was the last time you finished a run? All you care about are those twitch bucks. You fucking asshole!

Hey, 5upa. I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I just wanted say that you are abysmal at this game. Your movement is the most horrible out of anyone who has ever speedrun pokemon, and probably out of anyone who has speedrun any game in the history of speedrunning. Werster could be doing an Emerald run with the mach bike while fapping to a Misty hentai video and still have better movement than you, so I'm not going to tip my hat off to you because I know it would be impossible for you to be any worse at the game than you already are. Through every bonk and every lost frame I have always been here to support you, so please stop running thumb-less % already. Your fan, Connor B

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Stop. Stop posting FUCKING imgur links on stream. No one wants to see them anymore. STOP. You think you'll be a big man with your "epic" OC going on the stream, but in reality that picture actually just SUCKS. You're not funny or original, and the mods wouldn't spare you the time to look at your stupid picture, much less paste it on stream.

Is this Yoshi's Island or fucking Cookie Clicker? Get the damn cursors off the screen and respect the god-among-men that is Trihex. You should all be ashamed.

Hey I'm TRIHEX and I can't stream without my Papa John’s™ Meat Lovers™ pizza. When I get that hankering for a 3 Meat Supreme™, I grab my coat and head my way down to my local Papa John’s™ and pick up a pie rated 10/10 on the Sellout meter. Don't forget to use coupon code: DKC to keep your wallet in the greens! Papa John's™, if it 'aint done Papa John's™ style, it 'aint done right.

TRIHEX IS ON FUCKING FIRE. He stepped his game up so fucking much that it was scary. He learned all the newest tricks with ease and the most deadly fact....he was more consistant at the game than even me. I literally had no shot at getting good at the game before AGDQ topic was made so I accepted defeat and realized Trihex was the only runner who literally deserved the game (this means he earned the right to represent #yoshi at AGDQ if it got in and everyone in #yoshi agreed with me). I've never seen anyone work so hard and the day I watched him do his first run with these new strats was the first Yoshi's Island stream I've seen since my last run in April. That's how confident I was when I decided to skip offering Yoshi's Island for AGDQ.

HOW can people actually run Hotline Miami? Its a shitty hipster flash game with NO redeeming qualities. Its gameplay is fucking retarded and simplistic with no room for stratagey at all as you die in one hit. The run has more rng than pokemon because all the enemies have a RANDOM reaction time and spawn with RANDOM weapons. Just leave everything up to chance? What kind of game design is that? The music is hipster shit and not even remotly enjoyable. The game itself is a shit meme that is only popular because of degenerate memesters like Duke_Shitwater who can't even run a real game and sticks to his shitty meme game for easy viewers. Anyone who enjoys watcing it is absolutly retarded and should not be a part of this community.

Hey there TRIHEX you've been playing the game for a long time, I bet you sure could use a nice refreshing Canada Dry™ soda right about now, huh? How about trying Canada Dry™'s new Wild Cherry™ range, for that classic ginger ale taste with a twist? We've got some great new flavours we think you're just going to love! Canada Dry™, available right now in all good stores. "Real Ginger. Real Taste™".

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This chat stopped being funny like an hour ago. Please reinstate only quality copypastas from now on............