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- >This was it
- >The moment you'd been raised for
- >The chance to make a name for yourself
- >You-
- >"We ready tah move, boss?"
- >-can'tfuckingmonologuewiththeseidiots!
- >That's you
- >You're the boss
- >Not, like, your name is The Boss, but you are one
- >Your real, civilian name was Fem a'Non
- >That's... wildly unimportant information
- >Please forget I said my real name
- >Wait, shit, calm down
- >Breathe
- >Answer the goon
- >You adjust the yellow and black stripes of your tabard, smoothing out imaginary wrinkles to calm yourself as you speak through your helmet's headset, a sharp, metallic sound thanks the voice changer near your throat
- "You may begin the festivities, and remember-"
- >"Yeah yeah, be loud, be flashy, don't hurt nobody we don't gotta. 'S ain't our first smash 'n grab."
- >Your eyes narrow as the goons laugh, the sounds of their automatic weapons easily heard, even through the back of the van
- >Disrespect
- >That's what you get for hiring from the local college
- >But you could deal with it for now, you think, mounting your motorcycle and counting down in your head
- >5
- >4
- >3
- >2
- >1
- >Because soon everyone would know the name of-
- >You gun the engine, the motorcycle under you carrying you speedily out the double-doors of the van and up the building's steps
- >Your blackened armor easily deflects the shards of glass as you smash through the museum doors, coming to a screeching stop past the information desk, your goons taking it as their cue to say-
- >"THE BLACK KNIGHT!"
- >Damn right you are
- >Not the first, certainly
- >Nobody knew who the first Black Knight was, the one who had originally wielded the Ebony Blade you carry
- >But everyone knew the legend
- >Your family certainly did
- >Dating back centuries, countless a'Non's before you had wielded the title and the Blade
- >It was traditional family supervillainy
- >And now it was your turn, after dear old dad lost it, thinking he was an actual knight and tried to slay the "dragon" the Hulk
- >From Black Knight to red smear...
- >But that wouldn't happen to you!
- >You were going to be different!
- >You knew you could control the Blade!
- >S-So what if literally every Knight before you had been driven totally crazy by it and gotten themselves killed...
- >Y-Yeah...
- >"Uh, boss?"
- >Your head goon's voice snaps you back from the internal history lesson
- >Right, middle of your name-making heist
- >Keep on task
- >Your grip tightens on the hilt of your mystical sword as you stride through the frightened crowd, a comforting reminder of your duty to your family
- "Videt praedam..."
- >"Huh?"
- >You whirl to face him, crimson shoulder-cape flapping through the air-conditioned breeze
- "Never you mind. Take from the peasants what you like, but find that crown!"
- >The crown...
- >The whole reason why you were here
- >Sure, you could make more money from robbing a bank, but it was the principal of the thing!
- >How many villains made their name by stealing a crown that might have belonged to King Arthur!
- >Fucking with that guy was your family's thing!
- >Well, maybe not your family specifically, but there was historical president for it!
- >And there it is...
- >It's...
- "Smaller, than I expected..."
- >And a lot less gold-and-jewels...
- >You raise your sword, still in its scabbard, and smash the case open with the hilt, getting your gauntleted hands on the circlet
- >Looking up from your reflection in the dull sheen, you jerk your head to the goons who are busying themselves with smashing artifacts and setting fire to a few information pamphlets
- >Nice
- "We got what we came for, let's go before any capes show up."
- >The fall in soon enough
- >It was almost a shame, really
- >Any proper supervillain would have run into a hero during their debut
- >Some banter, some fighting, maybe they recapture your score and beat up your thugs at the cost of letting you get away...
- >Just like those stories dad used to tell you when you were a little girl
- >He'd used to tell you about his first fight with-
- >'THWIP!'
- >Huh?
- >Within moments, your hired muscle is pinned to the floor and walls of the museum lobby by...
- >Webbing.
- >Looks like you were gonna get your wish
- >Okay, breathe deep, don't panic
- >You were trained to fight supers practically from birth
- >Even if it was one of the most famous of them all
- >Spider...
- "Girl...?"
- >Yep, sure enough, clinging to the ceiling in a costume that had no business being that tight without riding up something fierce was the rule 63 version of New Yoke's infamous Spider-Man
- >The universe had a weird sense of humor
- >Still, make due with what you have
- >With one hand resting on the hilt of the Blade hanging at your side, you strike a practiced pose and laugh haughtily
- "I was wondering when one of you knaves would show up. Though I was hoping for someone a bit more... known. Ohohohohoho~!"
- >"Seriously? I'm at least dressed like someone people know, not a knock-off Kylo Ren."
- "Oho? A girl after my own heart. But enough banter!"
- >You draw your sword with a flourish, its cursed blade leaving a smoky trail through the air
- >She responds by slinging more webbing, though you cut it down easily, striking another pose after the barrage
- "You'll have to do better than that to best the Black Knight! Ohohohoh-ack!"
- >Her response is... remarkably straight-forward, kicking off the wall to pounce on you
- >Your expert flailing only does so much to dissuade the flurry of blow raining down on you, but even she's forced back after a few near-misses with your wildly swinging blade hissing through the air like a viper
- >With a metallic roar, you quickly close the distance she continually creates, hacking the air with angry swings
- "You BITCH! I just had this armor polished!"
- >This suit was expensive!
- >Even as she flips and ducks, the irritating arachnid still has time to quip
- >"Woah there, Dork Vader, to the Dark Side, hatred leads."
- >A snarf tears from your throat and you take another wild swing, intent of removing that clever mouth from her face
- >Only to cut your bike in half
- "Dammit!"
- >That was ALSO expensive!
- >Unfortunately, she takes your lapse in focus to deliver an uppercut that separates you from the Ebony Blade
- >You also think you hear a faint "Shoryuken!"
- >... Bitch...
- >You look up in time to see the tit-less wonder web down your weapon and then you, placing a quick call to the guard-er, police about the situation with the information desk phone
- >Her mistake
- >Closing your eyes, you focus on the Blade, the cold surety of its weight in you hand, and by the time you open them it's returned to you
- >Without a glance to your similarly trapped cronies, you cut yourself free and run for the van out front, Spider-girl none the wiser
- >Best to cut your insignificant losses
- >Starting up the van, you take off down the street, back to your temporary base of operations
- >Along the way you carefully take off your helmet, freeing your sweaty face and pony-tailed hair
- >You toy with the crown in your lap, absently smiling as the sun glints off its aged finish
- >Your first score
- >Your first hero battle
- >Your first escape
- >Fist pump!
- >Yeah, you're going to be the best Black Knight ever!
- "Ohohohohoho!"
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