Druid in Equestria 11

>Your sleep last night was very restful.
>Healing always takes it out of you
>But a new problem has risen.
>Opal is laying on your chest staring you down.
“Op-”
>”grrrrr” It growls back at you.
>Trying to move your hands causes opal to growl and hiss.
>Looking around with out moving your head you find the window open.
>Maybe.
>Or.
>you begin casting sleep directing it at Opal.
>Opal begins wobbling on your chest before hissing once more.
>Falling off you it bounces off the bed onto the floor with a thud.
“Whew. Close”
>Relaxing you stretch in bed before getting up and beginning the day.
>Shower, scrubbing teeth, checking your arm to make sure its truly okay.
>Working the muscle your joints pop.
>But no pain so its good to go!
>Getting dressed you remember you agreed to that spa thing with Rarity and Fluttershy...
“Really not in the mood for what ever it is right now” muttering to yourself.
>Walking downstairs you hear talking.

>Reaching the bottom you turn the corner into the kitchen to find Fluttershy and Rarity sitting at the table.
>”Oh! Good morning Anonymous” Fluttershy talking in a soft tone hiding behind a tea cup.
>”Anonymous!” Rarity starts “Its about time you woke up, its past noon! And wheres your sling for your arm it will-”
>Raising your hand you begin talking
“Good morning and I'm fine Rarity, I healed it. Sorry slept so late”
>Stopping you let out a yawn
“Healing bones takes a lot of out a druid... at least me”
>”Are you sure you're alright?” both of the girls questioning you at the same time.
>They look at each other and back at you.
>your stomach responds before you can by growling.
“Think I'm hungry.”
>”Well why don't we go out for a bite to eat before going to the spa” Rarity responds putting on a hat with various flowers in it.
“That sounds pretty good, let me grab some bits”
>Fluttershy and Rarity move to the main room as you race upstairs.
>grabbing your normal bag you also grab a great big handful of bits and shove them in.
>Just because you have been here for a month doesn't mean your willing to leave without your potions or tools.
>Before heading down stairs and out the door to catch up you take note of Opal still on the floor snoring.


>Finding the girls waiting outside you close the door and begin walking to catch up with them.
>small talk engulfs your group as Rarity you to a small place with tables placed outside.
>Rarity and Fluttershy both take seats on the small stools they provide.
>Its more of chairs for ponies then stools but regardless you are much to big to use them.
>So you scoot yours away and sit on the ground.
>You can see the ting of complaint in Rarity's eye but she can't say anything.
>A white Pegasus introduces him self as your waiter offering menu's.
“Excuse me, do you have a griffon menu?” you ask politely
>”I'm sorry we don't is there something you are looking for in specific?”
>Shaking your head you hand the menu back.
“Number 3 salad, no flowers please.” sighing you rest your head on the table.
>Rarity and Fluttershy take a bit more time to order their meal as they had to decide.
>You're honestly getting tired of greens.
>Some meat would taste so good right.
>Hmm nice beef stew.

>”Anonymous?” Rarity catching your attention
>Oh hey salad.
>”Darling are you alright? You're drooling”
“Uh”
>Wiping your mouth there's drool.
“Yeah yeah fine.”
>picking up your fork you pick up a piece of tomato
>Sighing you take a bite.
>Its juicy, but not what you want.
>Silently you eat your meal as Rarity and Fluttershy talk about some model thing, your not sure at all.
>Time passes pretty quickly.
>At least it does when you don't notice
>”Anonymous darling are you sure you're alright?”
>shaking your head a bit you look around.
>Fluttershy and Rarity are both staring at you
“Yeah yeah why” eating your last bite
>”Well you have been pushing around that last bite for some time now”
“Yeah yeah fine, just need a change in diet. Rather tired of greens”
>Rarity cocks her head a bit in confusion as Fluttershy sits there, almost already like she knows the answer.
“all these greens I have been eating recently is great but I’ve been craving some meat. But that’s my problem for another time, go hunting or something not sure.”
>Wiping your mouth you push your plate away and notice the bill on the table.
>Changing the subject you begin pulling bits plus a tip, placing them on the piece of paper
“But I'll handle that later for now whats this spa thing I agreed to?”
>The waiter comes by, more so its just you Rarity and Fluttershy grabbing the bits and bill
>”Thank you sir”
“Thank you” you reply back as he walks away
>Turning your attention to Rarity shes already going on about the activities. Except you missed them
>”And its so amazin- did he just take our bill?” Rarity just now noticing the waiter walking off.
“yeah yeah, now can you repeat that I was paying the bill”
>”B-but we could have paid.... Did you at least tip him?”
“Yes Rarity....”
>You can visibly see she wants to argue about you paying before she gasps
>”Oh we need to get going! Were going to be late”
>Rarity stands up trotting away quickly.
>Looking back to Fluttershy she just squeaks at you.
“What did I agree to Fluttershy?” you ask standing up.
>Fluttershy follows shortly behind.
>”You don't know what a spa is?” her voice barely loud enough for you to catch.
“No I don't, every time I try to ask Rarity she goes off like she just did now. Any chance you could tell me?”
>”Well its up where ponies go to relax”
“Relax?”
>”Yes with um. Hooficures and mud-”
>Rarity interrupts Fluttershy waving her hooves outside what your guessing is the building
>”Anonymous! Fluttershy hurry up!” she calls
“You know what I will find out in a few.”
>Holding the door open you follow Fluttershy in as Rarity already rushed inside clearly excited for this.
>Walking in your sense of smell is assaulted with various scents but mostly sweet.
>Rarity is already talking with a pink mare with blue hair as the blue mare with pink hair catches your attention at the counter.
>walking over Fluttershy follows.
>”Hello and welcome back Fluttershy, all of you in a group?”
>Looking at Rarity shes talking up a storm.
“Yeah guess we are.”
>”Alright I know what Rarity wants, same thing Fluttershy?”
>”Oh yes please”
>”And you?” directing her attention back to.
“you know what, I have no idea what I agreed to or gotten myself into. What ever Fluttershy gets”
>”Alright that will be 50 bits all together.”
>You begin digging into your bag as Fluttershy makes a comment to about Rarity.
>Before she walks away you begin counting them on the table before sliding them over.
“Here you go. Any chance you want to fill me in on what I just agreed to since Rarity some how managed to keep it a secret?”
>”Oh yes of course, since your size matches a minotaur we will be giving you Fluttershys version of that is that alright?”
“Of course, makes sense”
>”good! First we will start with a calming back massage to work the stress out, then you have the choice of a mud-bath or sauna while we give you a hoof... file your hoo...” shes clearly tripped up now
“Hands... file my nails I guess.”
>Back massage sounds great.
“Back massage sounds amazing right now but only one problem,”
>Her ears peak up with concern
“You know who I am?”
>”Anonymous the druid correct? Of course we heard about you” she doesn't seem uneasy. If shes nervous shes good at hiding it.
“Alright so you know I can change.”
>You explain the pain and worgen thing to her as the pink pony comes over with Fluttershy.
>Dropping human form Rarity goes to explain about washing your coat and maybe filing down your claws.
>Your not entirely excited about filing down your claws but you already paid.
>Plus cat form has much sharper claws.
>”Alright well we can do all this” lotus the blue pony with pink mane begins leading everyone in a back room.
>”Wait darlings what about paying?” Rarity asks.
>”Anonymous took care of it!”
>Fluttershy and Rarity both look at you with very different looks.
>Fluttershy's is of thank you and happy.
>Rarity looks like shes about to burst before quieting down.
>Your told to take off your clothes and just relax. If something feels wrong to tell them and they will stop.
>Your kind of excited, a chance to relax sounds amazing... granted this isn't how you pictured to relax but hey. Try almost everything once.
>With nothing but a towel wrapped around you Aloe lays you down on a giant mattress they ended up having to pull out.
>instructed to lay down Rarity is already getting started with some new pony pounding her back with his hooves.
>Fluttershy is getting a much more relaxed version
>”Gonna have to do things a little different Anonymous is that a problem?”
>for some odd reason you wanted to say 'be gentle'
>But then you felt lotus hopping on your back.
>You knew ponies were pretty light but you found it unbelievable how shes unable to push her weight into you.
>when her hooves started moving in circles on your back in your muscles you lost it.
>moaning as she pushed into your shoulders
“Wait, your left hoof”
>”hmm?”
“can you push down right there? Really hard?”
>”uh” she begins pushing down.
>”Like this?” shes unsure about this
“Harder?” you ask as the pressure increases


Rarity's perspective

>Your enjoying your back massage when you hear Anonymous say something.
>”Harder?”
>Looking over lotus is pushing on a spot in the middle of his back.
>Lotus begins pushing with both hooves till a very loud pop is heard.
>This causes everyone to stop.
>except anonymous who grunts.
“Are you alright darling?!”
>He moans a bit before answering
>”It hurts.... so good!” he says holding onto the mattress
>Everyone giggles before going back to what they were doing.
>letting some content sighs out as the stress from camping rolls off you.
>”Anonymous I found another spot you want me to push it?” Lotus talking to him
>”Oh god please.” he responds almost begging.
>Watching Anonymous you can't help but think.
>how could he just pay for the meal and this treatment!
>With out even talking to you
>Lotus begins pushing a spot on his lower back before you hear another loud pop.
>expect this one was different.
>Anonymous just shifted to his cat form
>This startles lotus as the room takes a look.
>The sound of a soft engine is heard almost like a train.
>Looking around you find Fluttershy has gotten up to take a look at Anonymous.
>”He's.... he's purring!” Fluttershy getting all excited.
>The whole room “d'awws” as you begin really looking at Anonymous's cat form.
>Some fashion ideas run through your head as you begin picking colors to compliment his purplish fur
>definitely hat of any kind with those long pointed back cat ears.
>A robe would just drag on the ground with how low Anonymous is to the ground in cat form
>Maybe a cloak of some kind?
>That’s perfect!
>Oh but he's never in cat form.
>the form you have seen the most is bear when applejack asked for help
>Maybe making it regardless will give you some ideas for new fashion
>Tittering to yourself as Anonymous's massage has gone from a massage to petting as he purrs almost like hes in heaven.
>The stallion working on you gives the okay as he goes to warm up the mud bath.
>Standing up you do a quick stretch as you look over at the group surrounding Anonymous.
“That really felt good.” talking to yourself.
>Trotting over to Anonymous you find him still laying down sighing contently.
>his tail is even swishing around.
“Hes going to be alright right?” you ask Fluttershy.
>”Oh yes, it was his first massage. Why hes a cat right now I don't know but hes fine.” she begins petting his head.
>For what ever reason you watch her hoof touch his head sliding down to his shoulders.
>Wanting her to stop you begin petting him.
>Tracing your hoof down his back you notice how soft his fur is.
“Oh my goodness. Anonymous your fur is like heaven!”
>Lazily he turns his head and looks at everyone before moving his head back.
>”Come on girls” Aloe catching your attention “Lets leave Anonymous to relax. Lets finish both of you up.”
>Agreeing you leave to prep for the mud bath and finish with the hooficure.

Anonymous perspective

>Its been an entire hour since your massage has finished.
>Fluttershy and Rarity are finishing up by getting hooficures.... which is apparently filing their hooves?
>Your not sure.
>you also don't want to move or shift.
>your not entirely sure why your in cat form.
>pushing your met with the ability to shift back so nothing to worry about.
>Lotus tried to file your claws but you shook your head and pulled away.
>You would have paid so much more for that...
>May have to come by just for that.
>Now if you could just stop purring.
>It feels like a small engine in your chest just doesn't want to stop.
>Its rather relaxing but its time for it to stop.
>Standing up you do a quick stretch causing your back to pop all the way down to your tail.
>Shifting to human you continue stretching sending more pops down your spine.
“Oh god yes. Haven't felt this relaxed in a while”
>As you continue stretching out your muscles and flexing your hands Aloe and Lotus finish up Rarity and Fluttershy who join you in stretching.
>Eventually all of you end up outside.
>”Oh my that was amazing, just what I needed”
>Fluttershy responds nodding her head with a  “mmhmm”
“Yeah, thanks for inviting me me Rarity.”
>”Of course darling, Now if you will excuse me I must get back, A client is coming by to get fitted for a new saddle. Goodbye Fluttershy, see you at home Anonymous.”
>Saying good bye to Rarity, Fluttershy gets the nerve to say something.
>”I-I need to go also. Thank you for today Anonymous!” she says hurriedly
“Huh?”
>Looking to where she was standing shes taken off.
“What... but...”
>You just got ditched.
>Ditched by Fluttershy no less!
>Maybe she had things to do?
>Well you don't have things to do.
>Maybe see how Pinkie is doing, haven't seen her for some time.
>Maybe relax by the lake, never hurts to just do nothing and relax.
>Or...
>its been some time since you tried to talk in form
>That would mean Twilight's place...
>also have that friendship report...
>Or.... Go to Twilight's get her and go to the lake and relax while trying to fix my vocal problem in form!

>nodding to yourself you set off to Twilight's while making plans to check into the bar later tonight.
>Knowing midnight she will be there.
>taking note of the suns position says you got time before dinner.
>reaching the treebarayhouse you rap the door three times before letting yourself in.
>Walking in the smell of old dusty tomes fills the air.
>You find Twilight poking her head out a semi made book fort.
>”Oh! Hello Anonymous!” greeting you she teleports out.
“Hey Twilight, reorganizing again?”
>”Kinda, Celestia sent me a bunch of books about old human history! Isn't this great?!”
“I don't think... what ever I'm not human anymore. Came over to ask if you want to come to the lake and relax, possibly help me talk in form.”
>”I'm sorry but I really want to read these, I'm very excited! But if you want to help me we could try here”
>Guess here is better then nothing
>”Hey, wheres your um”
>You feel magic wrap around your right arm.
“Sling? Healed my arm last night.”
>”Did it hurt?” she says picking up a stack of books off the shelves with her magic.
“Very, but thankfully broken bones I can heal. Wheres spike?”
>”Downstairs taking a nap, I wish he didn't sneeze so much around dust. So many good books burnt up.”
“ah makes sense, guess I’ll stick around to help for a bit.”
>Time passes as you help Twilight rearrange books while making opening for the new ones she got.
>You learned about human history or whats left of it on Equestria.
>Most of it lives up to what you have heard.
>What surprised you about the whole thing is minotaurs back then were called tauren.
>interesting but none the less you get the library set up so Twilight can just put the books in their spot when shes ready.
>Which left both of you and Spike who eventually came up to help with your vocal problem.
>The closest you have gotten to figuring it out with help is making yourself completely mute which isn't exactly helpful.
>hours pass till dinner time.
>After helping and finishing dinner you set off toward the bar.
>saying your goodbyes and thanks for trying.
>Twilight and spike said maybe next time.
>Maybe.
>either way the sun is now missing as the moon begins rising into the air.

>Getting out of the cool breeze you move into the bar, a fairly nice looking joint.
>The only reason you know its a bar is because of the sign out front that clearly states it.
>Several ponies are already here nursing their drinks or talking with friends as you stroll over the end of the bar and take a seat.
>What ever reason you enjoy it in here it reminds you of Azeroth.
>Ponies talking gossip or their work days
>Possibly their problems or their lust for adventure or other wants and needs.
>You?
>You come here because it reminds you of Azeroth.
>A good part of Azeroth.
>Tapping the counter the barkeep... bar-pony?
>Bar-keep-pony gets a mug and fills it up before sliding it down to you.
>Your impressed every time someone does that.
>But goes to show why his cutie mark is a mug.
>Taking a sip of the cold apple cider you feel someone sit next to you.
>”Looks like the monkey came out to play”
>You know that voice as you turn.
“Hey Midnight, working during the day still?”
>”Yeah, but its definitely worth it. Nothing like having the barracks to my self and being my own boss!”
>Midnight strikes a little pose with her bat wings out.
“To bad you don't take stallions back to the barracks now isn't it? All that wasted alone time”
>Squinting her eyes she taps the bar for a drink
>”Low blow Anonymous.”
“Well not like I can aim high your much shorter then me.”
>a small smile creeps on her face
>”On a roll I see? Whats with you going to the spa today hmm?”
“Oh Rarity invited me to go with her and Fluttershy. Had no idea what I was really getting into”
>”And you paying for that lunch?”
>You reel back a bit surprised
“Spying on me?” you ask playfully
>”don't have to spy to find your big flank.”
“then how do you know I paid?”
>”The look on those mares faces said it all. Pay for the spa also big guy?”
“Maybe? Going some where with all this?”
>'”depends, gonna pay for my drinks as well?”
>sighing you understand it now
“Haven't I always?”
>A long pause fills the air before she smiles and takes a drink.
>”You're to nice for your own good Anonymous.”
“Maybe, so what happen to all those bits Trixie bribed you with?”
>Midnights turn to sigh and hang her head.
>”She used some magic to change all the rotten apples on that farm to look like bits, moment she left town the spell faded leaving a very.... very rotten mess.
“ugh” you groan “Sorry I asked”
>Silence over takes a bit as both of you sip your drinks.
>Eventually you take a quick look to see who’s exactly nearby.
>Closest is a brown pony with a clock for a cutie mark.
“So, whats the deal with the princess visit?”
>”Now's not exactly a good time.” Midnight groaning with annoyance
“Sorry I asked, just worried.”
>”I know I know.” She takes a look at your arm. “can you defend yourself now?”
Nod
>”Just keep an eye out okay? We find a few and the next minute they are missing”
>Your thoughts move to changelings and their bites.
>The way they mimic other ponies.
“is there really any way to find them?”
>”I have an idea but its not one I'm exactly going to jump on yet. Celestia agreed with it though.”
>interested piqued you wait for her to continue
>”Only problem is we don't know if their smell is masked when they change.”
>...
“Wait... you want to use me to?”
>”It would make it easier but no. that’s for if we are sure you can pick them out”
“Cant use it unless you know. Guess I'll keep an eye out”
>”Thanks, now can we forget work and enjoy this night” she raises her mug
>Raising yours up both of your mugs smash together slopping their contents all over the bar.
>Laughing both of you take a drink as more joking and small talk fills the air.

>At least till Midnight drank to much and you were stuck with carrying her home.
>you wish pony alcohol was stronger.
>The bar-keep-pony is trying to close up as Midnight is sprawled across the bar
>”Buuut I want to staaay~” she begs clinging to the bar.
>Shes a completely different mare when shes drunk
“come on Midnight lets go” pulling her tail she clings harder
>”Nooooo” she cries.
>and not different as in the type of mare who loosens up when drunk.
>Oh no its the type where she reverts to acting much younger then she should
>Looking at the bar-keep-pony he just smiles back.
“come on Midnight time to go” you wrap your arm around her chest and pick her up with ease
>”But its cold outside!” trying to take flight
“Well then lets fly quickly to the barracks”
>”but its cold there to!” she complains.
>Your not entirely up for all this or in the mood for it.
“Fine then fuck it, coming home with me. “
>Rarity is going to have a fit.
>She seems to calm down after that.
>Eventually you put her in a much easier position to carry her.
>Carrying her one armed on her back like a very over sized baby is difficult but not to much trouble.
>Midnight shivers as you open the door
>It is kinda cold.
>But you trudge on carrying the bat-mare as she complains about the cold.
>The only light are those stray lamps placed along the streets and the moon glowing above.
>Reaching the boutique you walk in out of the freezing cold as Midnight continues to shiver.
>”W-why's it so b-b-bucking cold!” she stutters through the cold
“shh” you hiss
“Rarity and Sweetie belle are likely sleeping,”
>Midnight adopts a sorry look as she shivers some more
>Closing the door your only light source disappears.
>With the windows covered you cant see anything.
>Shifting to cat you can see better, Well enough to navigate the house with ease.
>looking at Midnight her golden eyes shine looking at you as she nods.
>Nodding back you lead her up the stairs and to your room.
>Once inside you close the door, shift back and flip the light on.
“Bathroom is there, bed is.... there” as you point to the mattress on the floor
“Hope you don't snore and let me get an extra blanket”
>”Where am I sleeping?” she asks in a rather loud whisper.
>Pointing at the bed you pick up a blanket you had stashed in the corner
>”Well where are you sleeping?” she looks confused
>Again you point at the bed.
>Throwing the blanket on the bed you head to the bathroom to well... go to the bathroom.
>coming out Midnight hasn't moved at all.
>Matter a fact shes still staring at the bed
>Odd.
>Putting your hand in front of her face you snap your fingers which causes her to jump
>”Huh what?' shes confused as she looks around.
“Need to use the bathroom?”
>”Oh. Oh yea!” she half trots half flutters to the bathroom closing the door.
>Maybe bringing her here was a bad idea.
>You have seen her act weird before but this is new...
>What ever taking your robe off and pants you begin putting on the pajama pants Rarity made.

>While at first the idea of pants for sleeping was odd to you the more you wore them the more you enjoyed them.
>Plus they are fuzzy!
>stretching a bit you turn around to find the bathroom door open
>And Midnight not wearing her armor for once.
>Why is she staring at you?
>what ever, not wearing a shirt best to get under the covers.
>Not saying a word you flick the lights off and crawl into bed.
>Getting under the covers you see Midnight doing the same from the moons glow coming from the window.
>Sighing you close your eyes waiting for sleeps embrace.
>...
>”A-anonymous”
>In your mind you sigh.
“Yes Midnight?”
>”Umm” She begins stuttering and repeating her self till words happen
>”Your an attractive... uh”
>Three words and an uh.. making progress
>”Guy... but I'm not that kinda mare....”
>....
>oh.
>OH


“Batmare, your drunk. Go to sleep.”
>Shifting next to you is felt as she releases a sigh.
>”You mean?”
“Yes. “
>”I mean no offense but” she continues
“Midnight”
>silence
“If I brought you here for any other intent other then sleeping, I would have made it clear.”
>Silence
>....
>More silence
>resting your thoughts you take a deep breath
>”Am I attractive?”
>Groaning you roll over to face her
“I have a spell that can put you to sleep. Do you want me to use it?” you say threatening but also offering
>”No I just-”
“I'll tell you what, you save your questions. All of them and if you ask me after you haven't been drinking and your wide awake and not acting funny. I'll answer them. Truthfully”
>Silence once more
>Alright maybe now you can get some sle-
>”Hey Anonymous How does your kind reproduce?”
“Good night Midnight!” casting your sleep spell you snap your fingers.
>Wait a bit.
>....
>Leaning over you hear her breathing has slowed.
>And now been replaced by snoring...
>You can sleep through this hopefully.
>Rolling back over you hug the blanket still cold.
>Shifting to cat your fur plus the blanket really warm you up as you close your eyes.
>yawning you say your good nights to Midnight before passing out.


Perspective change.

>You are Rarity.
>And Anonymous hasn't gotten up yet and its past noon!
>While you should be getting ready to go visit your friends waiting for Rainbow dash's wonder bolts acceptance letter you cant help but worry about him.
>Sleeping late is one thing but you as trot up the stairs you hear very loud snoring.
>Never heard Anonymous snore before you quietly trot to his door.
>Putting an ear up to it the snoring is loud as ever but you hear something else.
“Purring?” you question
>Wasn't Opal downstairs a bit ago?
>how did he get into Anonymous's room?
>No matter best to wake him now lest he miss this beautiful sunny day!
>Pushing the door open quietly you see a lump under the blankets.
>Following it you find gray fur wrapped around....
>Pushing the door open more you find Anonymous is a cat....
>Taking in the seen slowly you begin to slowly recognize who is in Anonymous's bed.
>Its that night guard mare he spends so much time with!
“I had no idea!” whispering to yourself.
>The night guard wraps a hoof around Anonymous pulling him into a hug which causes him to purr even harder.
>Oh you have overstayed your welcome.
>Leaving you begin piecing together what you saw.
>Anonymous.... in his cat form.
>With a mare.
>Thoughts begin to circle as you attempt to find a word for it.
>Having such relations with an animal is looked down on but... if that animal was one like Anonymous what would it be?
>Confused you trot down the stairs slowly.
>Then it hits you.
>gasping you quickly get ready to leave to see the girls.
“Guess who has new gossip~” you sing to yourself.