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  1. Legion: I declare the Parliament to be in session.
  2. Legion: Now, before we proceed to any business, we will have 5 minutes for the debate. Governor?
  3. Nibbles: Debate topic for tonight is. Should Strike..RAPER continue his duty as CT in AWTeen, explain..yes or no.
  4. Demon Dog: YES he should because he's a goddamn sexy BRITISH MAN
  5. [Agent Dick]: I did not have a sexual relation with that bitch.
  6. Nibbles: this isnt a joke btw.
  7. Legion: Lord Huntington or Lord Washington?
  8. "Arnold NYC": ok im back
  9. Demon Dog: i think strike is a good CT personally as i've never had any runins with 'im.
  10. Mayor Eric John: NO
  11. Hunter.: Yes, because he's really a good CT
  12. (whisper from) Nibbles: -_-
  13. Legion: (to Nibbles) welp
  14. Hunter.: Didn't abuse his CT powers.
  15. Nibbles: hunter
  16. Mayor Eric John: I didn't like him much.
  17. Nibbles: how many time have you seen him
  18. Hunter.: Not sure.
  19. (whisper from) Nibbles: not everyone knows the situation
  20. (whisper from) [Agent Dick]: 20:59:10 enters GC
  21. Legion: (to Nibbles) I'm not surprised
  22. GC: oi
  23. Legion: Welcome back, your Grace.
  24. [Agent Dick]: kewl, Legion is back ;-)
  25. Demon Dog: alternatively I nominate booting all caretakers because they're all lazy little FUCKS (except GC i suppose) and making a new team
  26. Mayor Eric John: Before, I see him almost everyday. Now, I see him once a year :P
  27. GC: That was a close one
  28. GC: was almost late
  29. Mayor Eric John: Yeah, we should make a new team.
  30. Legion: We're in the debate now, GC. you didn't miss any vote :p
  31. GC: phon net being stupid
  32. Demon Dog: now excuse me while i go to the little gender's room
  33. GC: oh opk
  34. Legion: Okay, 5 minutes of debate is up
  35. "Arnold NYC": Legion i think you should start already....if you're ready
  36. Mayor Eric John: So,what now?
  37. Legion: First bill
  38. Mayor Eric John: okay
  39. Legion: Treaty of Cypress Hollow ending the civil war.
  40. Legion: Anyone second motion for vote on this?
  41. "Arnold NYC": civil war? between who?
  42. Nibbles: second
  43. GC: SECOND
  44. Hunter.: second
  45. "Arnold NYC": Second
  46. Legion: Civil war between DD and the state :p
  47. "Arnold NYC": Hunter
  48. Nibbles: thir
  49. Nibbles: third'd
  50. Demon Dog: civil war between my dick and your FACE
  51. GC throws reeces cup at nibbles
  52. Demon Dog: OH
  53. Mayor Eric John: hmmm
  54. Legion: Okay, the motion passes. Let's vote.
  55. Demon Dog: ofe
  56. [Agent Dick]: What a cute ass you got, Legion.
  57. Mayor Eric John: ok
  58. Legion: I vote Aye
  59. "Arnold NYC": youre a guest Hunter
  60. GC: aye
  61. Demon Dog: abstain
  62. "Arnold NYC": Aye
  63. Nibbles: aye
  64. Hunter.: aye
  65. Mayor Eric John: Wait
  66. Mayor Eric John: Whats that?
  67. Legion: Eric, vote on the treaty
  68. "Arnold NYC": eric....
  69. Mayor Eric John: oh, a treaty
  70. Mayor Eric John: Aye.
  71. Nibbles: lets go
  72. Legion: Treaty passes. It's ratified.
  73. Mayor Eric John: :D
  74. Nibbles dances, whoo hoo
  75. "Arnold NYC" claps
  76. Hunter.: *claps*
  77. GC claps
  78. Mayor Eric John claps
  79. Hunter. claps
  80. Demon Dog: so does this treaty include a peace treaty for a set ammount of turns aswell
  81. Demon Dog: or
  82. Legion: forever, DD
  83. Demon Dog: FUCK
  84. Legion: lulz
  85. Hunter.: shit
  86. Legion: Next bill
  87. "Arnold NYC": quiet
  88. Demon Dog: well if i go to war again it's not like i would be mindful of the law
  89. Demon Dog: so
  90. Legion: Regency Act bill that governs regency in case one is invoked in cases of Lord Proprietor's illness or absence
  91. GC: k
  92. Mayor Eric John: ok
  93. Legion: Anyone seconds motion for vote on this?
  94. Nibbles: o.O
  95. "Arnold NYC": second
  96. Demon Dog: downvote
  97. Hunter.: second
  98. Legion: Anyone third?
  99. Nibbles: third'd
  100. Legion: Motion passes.
  101. Legion: I vote aye
  102. "Arnold NYC": aye
  103. Hunter.: aye
  104. Nibbles: aye
  105. GC: ayw
  106. Demon Dog: abstain
  107. Mayor Eric John: aye for me.
  108. GC: AYE AYE CAPITAN
  109. "Arnold NYC": lol GC
  110. Legion: Bill passed
  111. Hunter. claps
  112. Legion: Now next bill Nibbles will like
  113. Hunter. suddenly stops
  114. Nibbles: o.O
  115. GC throws mtn dew at nibbles
  116. Nibbles: :(
  117. Legion: Attainder for Club Alpha Act bill. Confiscates all personal property of Club Alpha found within Palmshire and to hang, draw, and quarter the said person with beheading if captured and convicted.
  118. Nibbles: SECOND'D
  119. Mayor Eric John: third'd
  120. Mayor Eric John: :P
  121. Legion: Motion passed
  122. Legion: I vote aye
  123. Hunter.: aye
  124. Demon Dog: NAY
  125. Nibbles: aye
  126. "Arnold NYC": aye
  127. GC: aye
  128. Mayor Eric John: aye
  129. Legion: Bill passed
  130. GC: k
  131. Demon Dog: honestly i don't think he even has any assets within palmshire borders
  132. Legion: Now next bill
  133. Legion: Nougat Ban Act bill
  134. Legion: :o
  135. Mayor Eric John: ok
  136. Nibbles: second'd
  137. Mayor Eric John: third'd
  138. Legion: Motion passed
  139. Legion: I vote aye
  140. Nibbles: aye
  141. GC: nay
  142. Demon Dog: nay
  143. Hunter.: aye
  144. Mayor Eric John: nay
  145. Nibbles: ...
  146. "Arnold NYC": ehhh
  147. "Arnold NYC": aye
  148. GC: >:O
  149. Nibbles: :D
  150. GC throws shoe at arnold
  151. Nibbles: (((((ARNOLD))))))
  152. Legion: it's ties
  153. Nibbles: GC! >:O
  154. Demon Dog: well looks like it's time to get into the NOUGAT SMUGGLING BUSINESS
  155. Mayor Eric John: why ban nougats?
  156. Mayor Eric John: lol
  157. Nibbles: no its not.
  158. "Arnold NYC": GC no shoe throwing
  159. "Arnold NYC": :@
  160. Nibbles: 4 -3
  161. GC: mght get arrested
  162. Nibbles: its banned now.
  163. Legion: Nibbles, me, Arnold votes aye DD, EJ, and GC votes nay
  164. Demon Dog: nougats are sentinent beings too
  165. Nibbles: whatt
  166. Nibbles looks
  167. "Arnold NYC": Hunter doesn't count
  168. Legion: Hunter isn't member of Parliament
  169. "Arnold NYC": he is a guest
  170. GC: O_o
  171. Nibbles: oh
  172. GC: ohh
  173. Nibbles: -_______________________________-
  174. GC: well then
  175. "Arnold NYC": its a tie :O
  176. Demon Dog: in yo face
  177. Legion: GC, since you're Lord President, you have power to break ties.
  178. Nibbles: let it alone til next meeting? lol
  179. Demon Dog throws shoe at nibs
  180. Hunter.: lol
  181. GC: i voted nay lol
  182. Nibbles: greatt -_-
  183. Mayor Eric John: lol
  184. Legion: The bill failed to pass
  185. Mayor Eric John claps
  186. Legion: Up next, the Licensing Act bill requiring license for wigging out
  187. Legion: Anyone second?
  188. Nibbles: no
  189. Mayor Eric John: i second the motion!
  190. Mayor Eric John: lol
  191. Legion: Lord Washington seconded
  192. Demon Dog: I object!
  193. Legion: Anyone thirded?
  194. GC: no
  195. Nibbles: sustained.
  196. Legion: Okay, the bill is tabled
  197. Mayor Eric John: come on.
  198. Legion: Moving on
  199. "Arnold NYC": i will say no
  200. Mayor Eric John: ok
  201. Nibbles: WIIGSS!
  202. Legion: Now to bills proposed by the Opposition
  203. Legion: Time Machine Research bill proposed by Lord Arcadia
  204. Nibbles: o.O
  205. "Arnold NYC": GSK is giving free wigs to everyone :P jk
  206. Legion: Anyone second?
  207. "Arnold NYC": ehhh
  208. Nibbles: no
  209. Mayor Eric John: second'd
  210. Demon Dog: woah this book has some saucy stuff in here
  211. Demon Dog: thirded
  212. GC: sounds stupid
  213. Legion: Motion passed
  214. Legion: I vote nay
  215. Nibbles: nay
  216. "Arnold NYC": nay
  217. GC: nay
  218. Mayor Eric John: Aye.
  219. Demon Dog: aye
  220. Legion: Bill failed to pass
  221. Demon Dog: i shall carry onward with it anyway
  222. Demon Dog: from selling legion's things on ebay
  223. Legion: Now this bill that Nibbles will not like
  224. Nibbles: :(
  225. Demon Dog: and everyone else who voted nay
  226. Legion: Repeal Act bill to repeal Nibbles Act
  227. Legion: Anyone second?
  228. Nibbles: noo
  229. Demon Dog: thirded
  230. Mayor Eric John: second'd
  231. "Arnold NYC": no
  232. Legion: Motion passed.
  233. GC: strike violated that act'
  234. Legion: I vote nay
  235. Nibbles: nay
  236. Demon Dog: aye
  237. GC: nay
  238. "Arnold NYC": nay
  239. Mayor Eric John: nay.
  240. Nibbles: ?
  241. Legion: The bill failed to pass. Nibbles Act stays
  242. Nibbles: yes
  243. Demon Dog: nipples act
  244. "Arnold NYC": woo
  245. Hunter.: YAY
  246. "Arnold NYC" claps
  247. GC: now arrest strike for violating the act
  248. "Arnold NYC": NO DD
  249. Nibbles: now arrest DD
  250. Demon Dog: denied
  251. GC: ohh
  252. Nibbles: hes suspended now
  253. "Arnold NYC": *arrests DD*
  254. Demon Dog: you will take my ass nowhere
  255. GC: Jaguar Hahn also violated that act on sunday when talking to me :x
  256. GC: irl tho
  257. Legion: Proposition 8 Act bill up next. Banning the gay marriage. Anyone seconded?
  258. Nibbles: no
  259. "Arnold NYC": nope
  260. Demon Dog: no
  261. Mayor Eric John: second'd
  262. Legion: DD, you introduced that bill.
  263. Nibbles: wait
  264. Nibbles: BAN?
  265. Nibbles: lololo...
  266. Nibbles: moron
  267. Demon Dog: WELL I WAS INTOXICATED THAT DAY
  268. Nibbles: SECOND'D
  269. GC: right
  270. Mayor Eric John: i second'd it
  271. Legion: Lord Washington has seconded.
  272. Mayor Eric John: lol
  273. Nibbles: third'd
  274. GC: aye
  275. Legion: motion passed
  276. Nibbles: aye
  277. Mayor Eric John: AYE!
  278. Demon Dog: FUCK
  279. Legion: I abstain
  280. Demon Dog: na
  281. Demon Dog: y
  282. GC: aye aye silly boots
  283. Legion: Arnold vote
  284. "Arnold NYC": aye
  285. Legion: The bill passed. Gay marriage's now banned iN palmshire
  286. Demon Dog: oh goddamnit
  287. Mayor Eric John: YAY!
  288. Nibbles: no more of koll and dd's marriage. marriage licence has been revoked in pamshire.
  289. GC: llolol
  290. Demon Dog: i divorced his ass anyway
  291. "Arnold NYC": lol
  292. Nibbles: lol
  293. Legion: lol
  294. Demon Dog: took half his shit
  295. Hunter.: LOL
  296. GC: you took half his donkeys shit/
  297. GC: O_o
  298. Demon Dog: yes
  299. Nibbles: ew
  300. "Arnold NYC": O_O
  301. "Arnold NYC": ew
  302. Demon Dog: that donkey ate some diamonds man
  303. Hunter.: >:O
  304. Legion: gross
  305. Demon Dog: and corn
  306. Demon Dog: apparently
  307. "Arnold NYC": gross
  308. Hunter.: ewww
  309. Nibbles: rrrrrrright
  310. GC: lol..
  311. Hunter.: yuck
  312. Nibbles: donkeys and corn?
  313. Mayor Eric John: next. please.
  314. Nibbles: ducks...
  315. Demon Dog: the donkey ate another donkey
  316. Demon Dog: the sick bastard
  317. Legion: Arr! Piracy Legalization Act bill to legalize piracy in Tropicana Lake (where the hotel is). Anyone second?
  318. Nibbles: yummy
  319. Nibbles: no
  320. GC: second
  321. Demon Dog: yarr
  322. Demon Dog: thirded
  323. Legion: motion passed
  324. Nibbles: nay
  325. Legion: I vote nay
  326. "Arnold NYC": nay
  327. Demon Dog: yarr
  328. GC: nay
  329. Legion: Eric vote
  330. Nibbles: ...
  331. "Arnold NYC": ...
  332. "Arnold NYC": VOTE Eric!
  333. Legion: guess he abstained. The bill failed to pass
  334. GC: k
  335. "Arnold NYC": erm
  336. Mayor Eric John: nay for me
  337. Mayor Eric John: lol
  338. Nibbles: ;)
  339. Nibbles: too late eric.
  340. Nibbles: apparently the meeting isnt important o yo
  341. Nibbles throws shoe at you
  342. Demon Dog: i'll just cannon the fuck out of the hotel then
  343. Demon Dog: illegally
  344. "Arnold NYC": LOL Nibs
  345. Mayor Eric John: i was getting my breakfast. lol
  346. Demon Dog: :0
  347. GC: thats my shoe!!'
  348. Mayor Eric John: sorry :P
  349. Demon Dog: no that's my shoe
  350. Demon Dog: stop throwing that around
  351. Demon Dog: bish
  352. GC: im spartacus
  353. Nibbles: aw sorry go get some on the rapture prank that had clothes all over the sidewalk
  354. GC: lol
  355. Demon Dog: noone did that around here
  356. "Arnold NYC": next bill?
  357. Demon Dog: disapointing as fuck
  358. GC: i did see a lot of random sandals on the beach saturday
  359. Mayor Eric John: next bill
  360. Legion: Last bill, Starfleet Act bill for funding spaceship construction for the Royal Navy. Anyone seconded?
  361. Nibbles: no
  362. GC: no
  363. Demon Dog: second
  364. Mayor Eric John: third'd
  365. Legion: Motion passes
  366. Nibbles: nay
  367. GC: nay
  368. Legion: I vote aye
  369. Mayor Eric John: Aye.
  370. Demon Dog: aye
  371. Legion: Arnold
  372. Legion: vote
  373. "Arnold NYC": aye
  374. Legion: The bill passed
  375. Nibbles: i wanna appeal it.
  376. Mayor Eric John: :D
  377. Demon Dog: well i wanna appeal your ass
  378. Legion: Okay, that's all bills. Anyone has other bills to introduce not on agenda?
  379. GC: I THINK THERE WAS SOME BRIBARY GOING ON
  380. Nibbles: i want to appeal the last bill, legion.
  381. Legion: can't appeal the vote. Vote is final :p
  382. GC: no
  383. Nibbles: mmmm
  384. Nibbles: dd appeal my nibbles act
  385. Nibbles: so what the fcking fuck.
  386. Demon Dog: nipples act
  387. Legion: you can introduce a bill to repeal that act next month
  388. Nibbles: DD stfu
  389. Demon Dog: no
  390. Nibbles: ya
  391. Nibbles: ill kick your ass out of here.
  392. Nibbles: so zip it
  393. Demon Dog: do it then
  394. Demon Dog: bitch
  395. Legion: ok
  396. Legion: ORDER
  397. Legion: ORDER
  398. "Arnold NYC": erm
  399. GC wigs out
  400. Legion: okay
  401. "Arnold NYC": Law and Orxder
  402. Nibbles: like i wanna fuck you *coughs*
  403. "Arnold NYC": Order*
  404. Nibbles: go suck kolls dick
  405. Legion: Anyone has other bills to introduce not on the agenda?
  406. Demon Dog: like i'd wanna fuck yo fat ass either
  407. Legion: ORDER
  408. Legion: ORDER
  409. Nibbles: mmm
  410. Nibbles: you damn twink
  411. "Arnold NYC": hmmm
  412. Nibbles: you'll break in half easily
  413. Nibbles: super glue wont help
  414. GC: :O
  415. Nibbles: whoops
  416. Nibbles: guess
  417. "Arnold NYC": i think not Legion
  418. Nibbles: GSK broke you
  419. Legion: Okay, looks like no members here has bill not on agenda to introduce
  420. (whisper from) GC: better call in the cops
  421. (whisper from) GC: hurry
  422. Nibbles: RC RC RC!!!! GSK AND DD!!!!
  423. Demon Dog: DO IT
  424. Legion: Agent Dick eject everyone
  425. [Agent Dick]: I may not eject
  426. Legion: :|
  427. Nibbles: LEGION
  428. Legion: anyway
  429. Legion: wot
  430. Nibbles: FCKING POST A NEW RC!
  431. Legion: okay I'll do that after the meeting end
  432. GC: second
  433. Nibbles: good.
  434. Demon Dog: thirded
  435. Nibbles: thirdd
  436. "Arnold NYC": i bet meeting is over
  437. Legion: well one final business
  438. Demon Dog: well we're still in the general vicinity of each other
  439. "Arnold NYC": yeah?
  440. Demon Dog: as such still in meeting
  441. Legion: setting time and date for June meeting
  442. Demon Dog: maybe not official meeting but whatthefuckeever
  443. "Arnold NYC": oh wait i forgot XD
  444. Mayor Eric John: make it saturdy or friday
  445. "Arnold NYC": hmmm we should put meeting on a friday
  446. Legion: Anyone second Saturday or Friday?
  447. Mayor Eric John: we will start our classes on June.
  448. Nibbles: Friday
  449. Mayor Eric John: Friday
  450. "Arnold NYC": Friday
  451. Mayor Eric John: looks better
  452. Legion: Friday
  453. Demon Dog: by next meeting i'm sure i'll either get kicked out of parliment or at war
  454. Legion: okay
  455. Demon Dog: so abstain
  456. Mayor Eric John: Its saturday morning here
  457. Legion: Which friday on june then?
  458. Mayor Eric John: 1st friday.
  459. GC: not the 11th
  460. Nibbles: faggots
  461. GC: or w/e
  462. Nibbles: 20th
  463. GC: ill be iat bonnarooo
  464. GC: that works
  465. "Arnold NYC": June 20th
  466. Nibbles: yay 8 days after the meeting, its my birrrrrrrrrthday
  467. Legion: June 20th okay for y'all?
  468. "Arnold NYC": wait
  469. GC: aye
  470. Mayor Eric John: Yes
  471. "Arnold NYC": wait
  472. Legion: hm?
  473. "Arnold NYC": June 20th is Monday
  474. GC: :O
  475. Nibbles: no its not
  476. Mayor Eric John: lol
  477. Nibbles: oh'i was looking at may
  478. Nibbles: 24th?
  479. GC: wtg
  480. "Arnold NYC": so June 24
  481. GC: yes
  482. Mayor Eric John: June 17.
  483. Legion: 24
  484. Nibbles: whoo 4 days after this, its my birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthda
  485. Mayor Eric John: o.o
  486. Nibbles: bwahah
  487. Demon Dog: june 38
  488. "Arnold NYC": June 24th aye
  489. GC: 24
  490. Mayor Eric John: ok
  491. Nibbles: 24
  492. Mayor Eric John: June 44.
  493. Nibbles: eric stfu
  494. Nibbles: you bawl baby
  495. Legion: looks like 24 got most votes so June 24 it is?
  496. Mayor Eric John: :P
  497. Demon Dog: june 48
  498. Mayor Eric John: yes.
  499. "Arnold NYC": yes Legion
  500. Legion: okay
  501. (whisper from) GC: I wanna submit a bill to wish nibbles a happy birthday lol
  502. GC: y
  503. GC: a
  504. Nibbles: k
  505. Mayor Eric John: Same venue?
  506. Nibbles: no
  507. Nibbles: WINTER!
  508. Legion: Now for venue
  509. Legion: http://wiki.activeworlds.com/index.php?title=User:Legion/Testing/List_of_locations_for_the_Parliament_of_Palmshire
  510. Demon Dog: let's hold it in a tent
  511. GC: ok
  512. Mayor Eric John: ok
  513. Legion: pick one
  514. Demon Dog: TENT
  515. Nibbles: WWWWWWWWWWWINTTTTER!
  516. Demon Dog: in the middle of assfuck nowhere
  517. Demon Dog: tent
  518. Nibbles: WINTER
  519. Nibbles: WINTER
  520. Nibbles: WINTER
  521. Legion: Anyone second holding Parliament meeting in Winter?
  522. Nibbles: WINTER
  523. Nibbles: WINTER
  524. Nibbles: WINTER
  525. Nibbles: WINT
  526. Nibbles: second'd
  527. Mayor Eric John: hmmm
  528. Nibbles: WINTER
  529. Hunter.: SPAM!!!
  530. GC: is the chamber heated?
  531. Nibbles: WINTER
  532. Demon Dog: i think nipps seconds it
  533. Nibbles: NO!
  534. Mayor Eric John: lol
  535. Legion: (to GC) it is
  536. GC: ok
  537. GC: i'll wear my under armour then
  538. Legion: anyone thirds?
  539. GC: third
  540. Nibbles: kkkkkkkk
  541. Mayor Eric John: ok
  542. Legion: okay,
  543. Mayor Eric John: Winter
  544. Legion: Winter it is
  545. Nibbles: AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  546. Nibbles: :D :D :D :D :
  547. Demon Dog: i'll ready my ballistic missiles
  548. Nibbles: POLAR PLUGE!
  549. GC: u better keep me warm nibz
  550. Legion: Anything else before we adjourns?
  551. Nibbles: um
  552. Nibbles: i wanna kick eric off the members.
  553. Nibbles: ;)
  554. Legion: You can kick 'em in balls if you like
  555. Legion: err
  556. Nibbles: dont think he has any
  557. Nibbles: hes too little
  558. Demon Dog: i wanna kick nibbs out of office for being corrupt and fat as GSK
  559. Nibbles: plus its inapporiate for me to do it
  560. Demon Dog: like two moons orbiting each other
  561. Nibbles: kiddddies.
  562. Legion: lol
  563. Nibbles: ew.
  564. GC throws cinder block at DD
  565. Legion: DD, you could bring impeachment but I doubt it's gonna be that effective
  566. GC: stfu
  567. Mayor Eric John: lololololol
  568. Demon Dog: no
  569. "Arnold NYC": i dont see Nibbles as corrupt
  570. "Arnold NYC": and fat
  571. Legion: fatty
  572. Legion: jk
  573. Demon Dog: fatty fat fatty
  574. "Arnold NYC": so i think this meeting is over
  575. Legion: Okay
  576. Legion: I declared this Parliament adjourned
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