Deadmeat Chronicles: A Gift for Smarty

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are waking from your sleepy time.
>”Yay!”,  “Nyu daddeh!”,  “Pwease pick fwuffy!”
>You hear your fluffies cheering.
>You stretch and yawn trying to wake up.
>”Hold on there guys. Is there a smarty here?”
>Your head jerks up.
>You recognize that a two legged monster is outside.
>”Smawty am dis way! Am gud fwuffy! Pwease pick fwuffy!”
>You stare wide eyed as you see the feet stepping closer to your hidey hole.
>One of your fluffies is jumping around in front of him and runs to your bush and points at it.
>”Smawty am dere!”
>You start to scramble up as you see a hand being placed on the ground as the man leans over.
>He grabs a limb and pulls it up just as you get your footing.
>You find yourself face to face with the monster.
>His beady eyes stare at you.
>A broad toothy smile crosses his face as he looks at you, “Well well well… so you are the smarty…”
>You puff your cheeks and stomp, “Go way! Dis smawty wand!”
>You heart is racing.
>You start to back up a few steps looking for an easy way to run away.
>You hope your bluff buys time for an escape.
>The man lowers the limb, “Ok, don’t want the smarty to give me owies.”
>You stare at the spot the man was for a second trying to grasp what just happened.
>You see the feet stepping away.
>”Well hello there fella! You look happy all smiling. You want a daddy too don’t ya!”
>You step out from your bush and look at the monster who is talking to Haze.
>Haze smiles up at him and Haze starst to shuffle uncomfortably, “Aww gud fwuffy wan daddeh….”
>Haze lowers his head, “But Hase am nu gud fwuffy…”
>He looks back at the man, “Smawty am gud fwuffy! Yoo be smawty daddeh!”
>”Munsta nuu be fwuffy daddeh!”
>All fluffies turn and look at you shocked, “Nuu! Gud fwuffy am get daddy!”, “Why smawty say fwuffy nuu get daddeh?”, “Fwuffy wan daddeh… PICK FWUFFY!”
>The man looks shocked for a second, “A fluffy who doesn’t want a daddy?”
>Then a smile crawls across his face, “And a smarty who doesn’t want his herd to have a daddy!”
>Your herd turns toward you, “Why fwuffy haf nuu daddeh?”
>The two legged monster continues to talk, “How cruel of him to keep all of you from having a new daddy!”
>Pookie starts to runs out from under his bush and starts to look around, “Smawty am smawty gif dum dum hoomin owwies!”
>He leans toward you, “He even makes his heard keep good fluffies from having a daddy!”
>You herd starts to look angrily at you, “Why nuu daddeh!?”, “Smawty! Fwuffy wan daddeh!”
>You step back looking at how the human is turning your herd against you.
>Bruce is laying on his belly looking between you and the human.
>Haze comes leaping up to you and starts to jump around you, “Hase am wif smawty! Tee hee hee!”
>He then stuffs his nose into your side and sniffs deeply.
>You jump away and shake your hoof at him, “Yoo nuu be stwange!”
>You turn and puff your cheeks and step back again, “Yoo go way!”
>Haze stands next to you smiling and looking at the angry fluffies.
>Pookie comes running up yelling, “Gif owwies dum dum fwuffies! Gif owwies dum dum hoomin!”
>He starts to stomp angrily.
>Bruce slowly stands up, “Fwuffy wai for smawty…. Gif owwies…”
>He faces the human and lowers his head.
>”Oh no! what a cruel smarty! I bet he doesn’t let you have spaghetti either!”
>The chorus of “SKETTIES!” rings out.
>Fluffies are now stomping at you and puffing their cheeks.
>Things are starting to escalate quickly.
>How can these fluffies be so dum?
>Can’t they see this is a monster?
>Can’t they see that he is lying?
>”Deadmeat nuu say dat!”
>”Gif sketties!”, “Wan daddeh!”, “Why meanie!?”
>”Deameat nuu am meanie! Munsta wie to fwuffy!”
>Haze stands up next to you and starts to run in place, “Smawty smeww pwetty! Smawty smeww pwetty! Smawty smeww pwetty!”
>Pookie is shouting, “Yoo dum dum fwuffie! Am gif owwies noa!”
>This is stupid!
>Why aren’t they listening!?
>Anger starts to creep into you.
>You stomp and shout, “DEADMEAT AM SMAWTY!”
>All fluffies freeze look at you.
>Rage is flowing through your body.
>You glare around, “Deadmeat nuu say meanie tings! NUU SAY MEANIE TINGS!”
>The fluffies fall on their bellies looking at you.
>Even Bruce, Haze and Pookie are on their bellies staring at you.
>You look up at the human, “Why yoo hewe? Dis am Deadmeat wand! Dey nuu munsta hewe!”
>The man stares at you and looks around at the fluffies stunned, “How the fuck did you do that?”
>He steps toward you and you jump back.
>The man stares at you for a bit, “You have had run ins with people before haven’t you?”
>You keep your cheeks puffed and create sparklies.
>The man gives a low laugh, “Well then… I guess I have met my match then…”
>He reaches into a bag on his side and pulls out an orange marker flag.
>He places it in the middle of your area.
>”Here is a gift for so great a smarty! I am obviously no match for you!”
>You stare at the monster.
>He looks back with a toothy grin still on his face.
>He walks over to your bush and ties a white ribbon to it.
>”This is so everyone will know where the great smarty lives!”, he says with a low giggle again.
>You stare at him, “Yoo wie….”
>”Oh no! How could I ever lie to such a great smarty as you!”
>You watch as the two legged monster steps back and taps on some flat tablet he pulled out of his pocket.
>He starts to walk away.
>As he leaves your area you run after him and shout, “Yoo wie! Why yoo am hewe!?”
>He just laughs and walks away.
>Haze crawls up behind you whispering, “Smawty… smawty wun off hoomin…”
>Pookie gets up and walks in front of the flag and admires it, “Am gud smawty gift.”
>Fluffies quickly start to run aroun and play with the flag.
>Next special Friend runs up next to you and starts to sing.
>“Smawty am de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
>”Make daddeh go….”
>Next Special Friend seems to freeze.
>She seems confused then lowers her head sniffling, “Wan daddeh…”
>Haze trots up and gives her huggies.
>You walk away and look at the flag.
>It is the same as at the orange smarty’s herd place.