Proverb & Lola do Stuff

[20:58] * One-Eyed_Lola As we head out, a large tank is parked in front of us. It's green with a few dents, rusts and scatches. 15 tally marks ending with the the words 'A fuck ton' and the words 'Ouch' and arrow pointing at the big dent on the tank turret is painted in one side and the other side is a Sun symbol, painted in silver paint. Armed with a 76mm gun and a .50 cal MG mounted on top and a 5mm machine gun on the gunner's side.
[20:59] * One-Eyed_Lola "Behold!" she announced to Proverb "The Great Sun Butt!"
[21:00] * Proverb stares up at it, the pegasus ruffling her wings nad drooling a little. "Whoa... holy shit... this is awesome!" She grins, giggling as her tail swishes back and forth. "Where'd you find it?" She asks, starting to trot around the tank, admirning it.
[21:02] * One-Eyed_Lola she climbs on the side of the tank "I found it at some garage near Coltson City...the main gun was busted, fuel line's been cut...she's currently running on big-ass batteries. Still fast enough to travel around the desert and her cooling system's a big plus."
[21:04] * Proverb flies up to the top of the tank's turret, grinning at Lola. "Ooooh... did you fix the gun?" She asks, peering at the main gun. "Though I don't think it'd be terribly useful unless you were up against tin cans... or another tank."
[21:08] * One-Eyed_Lola nods "Yep, met some mechanics up in New Appleloosa, cost me lots of caps but damn it's so worth it! Her ammo is still very VERY rare tho...76mm Antitank rounds have either been detonated, buried or confiscated by soldiers, still have about 7 left. Never get to use it since I mostly just use the machine guns and..." stares at the box labeled 'back-up' "Wyvern's Flame..."
[21:10] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, hmmming softly as she looks over at her. "If you'd like I bet I could find you some more ammo." She says. "I'd bet my paycheck that Moosecow has some in one of the massive storage rooms down in the DCR base."
[21:11] * One-Eyed_Lola smiles at Proverb "That would be awesome!" she places the key in the ignition "Wanna drive, Sun Butt?"
[21:13] * Proverb grins, hopping down inside of the tank after Lola. "I'll see what I can do. How much ammo do you think you'd need? And hell yeah I wanna drive!"
[21:16] * One-Eyed_Lola "Just 4 more sounds should suffice." she then turns the key, the tank let out a loud roar "Wooo, listen to her purr, okay have you driven any land vehicles before?" presses a few buttons, the tank lets out a loud hissing sound.
[21:18] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola. "Alrighty, that should be doable." She says, before nodding to her. "And I've drive one of the DCR's patrol Jeeps regularly, though I'm gonna guess this is pretty different than a Jeep."
[21:21] * One-Eyed_Lola "Yep, lotsa blind spots but the brakes and accelerator are still under the steering wheel. I'll be sitting pretty riiiight here..." she chuckles, takes a seat next to Proverb, manning the 5mm machine gun.
[21:27] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola as she settles into the driver's seat, taking the controls. "Alrightly." She giggles a bit, and then puts the tank into gear, and carefully works the controls and the tank lurches forwards.
[21:29] * One-Eyed_Lola "Here we gooo!!" the tugs the tank's horn, playing a loud booming version of 'La Curaracha' and laughs "Did I mention how awesome the mechanics down in New Appleloosa are?"
[21:34] * Proverb laughs at the horn, snickering as she gives the tank the throttle. She looks over at One-Eyed_Lola. "This is AWESOME!" She yells.
[21:37] * One-Eyed_Lola laughs with Proverb "I know, right?! Oh there's an old fence ahead! FLOOR IT!!" points at a wooden fence, riddled with casino, brothel and random product ads and graffiti
[21:38] * Proverb grins and punches the accelerator, the tank roaring towards the fence. "Get some of this!"
[21:45] * One-Eyed_Lola the fence collapses as we collide into it, sending debris and wood everywhere! "Yaah!! Go Proverb!" sees another target, a broken caravan wagon, riddled with bullets "Oohh oohh!" she points at it "Squash that thing!"
[21:47] * Proverb grins and spins the wheel, the tank treads squealing as she turns towards the wagon, giggling. "Destruction!" She cries out, blastign straight for the wagon!
[21:47] <Proverb> blasting*
[21:51] * One-Eyed_Lola stomps her hooves with delight "WOO!!! AWESOME!" takes a deep breath  "Okay, let's not get carried away an-" sees an abandoned tribal blockade, it's decorated with old road signs and bones "We got a blockade...keep her steady, Proverb. I wanna try Sun Butt's big gun!"
[21:53] * Proverb grins as she lets off the accelerator and slowing down to a more reasonable speed to fire the main gun from, keeping the tank steady. "ALrighty, let's see what it can really do!"
[21:56] * One-Eyed_Lola climbs the turret, aiming the 76mm gun at the blockade. "Okay, she's looking at that hunk of shit...hoof me one of the rounds, they're at the crates labeled '76mms' at the back."
[21:57] * Proverb slow to a stop and climbs out of the driver's seat, crawling back to the back of the tank. She pulls open a crate and pulls out one of the rounds, grunting as she hoofs it up to One-Eyed_Lola. "Load 'em up!"
[21:59] * One-Eyed_Lola loads the massive round, takes aim one last time "Okay, Proverb, cover them ears...ITS GONNA BE FUCKING LOUD! BA-BLAM!" fires at the old blockade, clearing the road.
[22:00] * Proverb barely has time to clap her hooves over her ears before Lola fires. "HOLY SHIT!" She yells, her ears ringing. "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
[22:03] * One-Eyed_Lola eye twitches, tapping the right side of her head "OH YEAH! I thought Howitzers were that loud, maaaaaan Sun Butt's a fucking beast! Let's get the fuck outta here before we attract some unwanted buzzards.."
[22:04] * Proverb nods to Lola, her ears still rinign a bit. "Where to?" She asks, hopping back into the driver's seat.
[22:09] * One-Eyed_Lola tapping her chin "Hmmm...let's go to Sparkle Town, it's just southeast from where we at, about 12 minutes tops. Got a quickie delivery to do..."
[22:10] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola. "Alrighty... but you should probably drive now actually." She says with a laugh. "I don't know where too much is around here without a map."
[22:18] * One-Eyed_Lola nods th Proverb "Right, good idea! Just relax, and enjoy the ride...oh, got some snacks around somewheres. There's a hidden compartment just under Wyvern's Flame's box. Beer, dried fruit, ground nuts, non-trippy mushrooms, berries...oh, nevermind the mushrooms, kida ate them at work." she chuckles "Just pound the side, it'll open on its own."
[22:20] * Proverb giggles softly as she switches places with One-Eyed_Lola, banging the side of the compartment she mentioned and fishing herself out a beer. "Mmmm, so what are we delivering?"
[22:25] * One-Eyed_Lola "See them saddlebags I brought earlier?" points at the saddlebags, now at the front machine gunner's seat "Got some spare parts for some cybernetic limb: springs, rods, frames and wires, and the lot...my friend's a mechanic there and she could use these."
[22:27] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, ahhing softly as she settles into the machine gunner's seat. "Alright, let's go! It's been awhile since I've done something other than a boring patrol." She giggles.
[22:34] * One-Eyed_Lola chuckles, turns the tank southeast,  proceeds to driving "This route can be strange at times...just be wary. Last time I was here, I got trailed by a bunch of deer...they aint hostile, lucky me, but they're actually herb merchants...by herb i mean the trippy shit like weed and shrooms. Haven't had them trippy shit in years, but I digress..just chillax for now, aiight?" she chuckles
[22:35] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, giggling and leaning back in her seat as they drove. "Got it." She replies, taking a drink of her beer.
[22:36] * One-Eyed_Lola we proceed to head southeast, then turn to Proverb "Oh, remember Cabbage, my snake puppy?"
[22:37] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, grinning. "Yeah, how is he?" She asks.
[22:41] * One-Eyed_Lola chcukles "You know the horny fucker just sired 6 puppies? There's a pack of wild nightstalkers near my place...never knew they were all-female." she giggles
[22:41] <One-Eyed_Lola> *chcukles
[22:42] <One-Eyed_Lola> *chuckles [Damn, the wine's kicking in DX]
[22:42] * Proverb pfffts and laughs, rolling her eye. "Jeeze, that's actually kina awesome though, hah." She replies.
[22:42] <Proverb> [lol]
[22:45] * One-Eyed_Lola "Yeah, he visits them from time to time...I heard they're almost his size now. Hopefully, they have their father's niceness."
[22:46] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, giggling. "I might adopt one."
[22:46] * One-Eyed_Lola "Just be careful, they can be a hoof-full and a bit tricky to train in that age. Be very careful of one called Bacon..."
[22:47] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola. "I'd have to meet them first." She says. "But I've always wanted a pet, and if they're good with foals that's even better."
[22:54] * One-Eyed_Lola "I wanna see them again too...but they're still under their moms' close watch. We'll have to find which ones the mind-mannered one...but do remeber what I said. Oh, forget do describe what Bacon looks like, sorry..." clears her throat "Bacon's a female,  same color as Cabbage but has bright yellow eyes like her mom, The Cazadora...the pack's alpha female. I've seen her hunt alone once...she's pretty fast and cunning."
[22:55] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, smiling as they drove. "Alrighty, I'll keep it in mind!" She says, taking another pull from her beer.
[23:00] * One-Eyed_Lola "We'll be here in a few more minutes...Please pass me a bag of pine nuts. it's in a sealed can on the ice box."
[23:01] * Proverb nods to Lola, grabbing the requested pine nuts for her and passing them over to the other mare. "Here you go Lola."
[23:05] * One-Eyed_Lola turn around and catches the can "Thanks, Proverb!" opens the can and downs a few of the pine nuts "If you get a chance, do visit my place sometime soon, bring the family and we could have a big dinner thing I've always wanted to try out...There's a map of New Reino somewhere in there. You can keep that, my house is the one marked with my cutie mark."
[23:06] * Proverb nods to One-Eyed_Lola, grinning. "Ooooh, that sounds like fun!" She says giggling. "I'll talk to my husband about it." She says, pulling out the map and tucking into her own bags. "Family roadtrip, hehe."
[23:08] * One-Eyed_Lola "Okay, this is important...if you see the route colored silver on the map? That's the safest route to follow. It's well-protected by a tribe of Mule Deer...in other words, it's 100% safe passage!"
[23:10] * Proverb nods to Lola, taking a look at he map. "Alright. I'll have to cross-reference this with a map of the Northern part of Equestria, but it should work just fine. Especially if we fly."
[23:12] * One-Eyed_Lola smiles at Proverb "Awesome!" From the distance, you can see a walled city, compete with watch towers and the entrance is decorated with old Enclave vehicles and war charriots "We're here: Sparkle Town!"
[23:13] * Proverb grins as she peers out at the approaching town. "Oooh, that looks pretty nice." She says, adjusting her tac vest slightly.
[23:15] * One-Eyed_Lola as we get closer, the guards stops us, both are wearing scrap metal and rit gear armor and wielding hunting rifle battle saddles
[23:16] <One-Eyed_Lola> Guard 1: (A unicorn mare) "Welcome, Machete Mare..." she sees you "And friend. Remeber: the tank stays outside the walls!"
[23:16] * Proverb pokes her head up out of the tank and waves to them, her SVD staying slung over her back. "Hello!" She replies to them, climbing up out of the tank.
[23:18] * One-Eyed_Lola pops her head out of the hatch "Yeah, yeah...Sun Butt stays put..." look at Proverb "Proverb, meet Pissy McBitchface...Pissy McBitchface, Proverb."
[23:18] * Proverb snickers softly, nodding to said Pissy McBitchFace. "Hello."
[23:21] <One-Eyed_Lola> Guard 1: "Hahaha...silly Earth Pony..." she looks at Proverb "It's Tanzanite, she's just being foal-ish again...welcome to Sparkle Town, enjoy your stay!" she salutes to Proverb...then gives Lola the stink eye
[23:22] * Proverb snickers softly, the DCR and NFA markings on her armor would be completely foriegn to ponies down here most likely. Though the sergeants stripes stood out. She glides down to the ground, looking back at Lola. "You seem to make some good friends." She teases lightly.
[23:27] * One-Eyed_Lola slowly slides down, sticking her tounge out at Tanzanite "I sure do...belive it or not, she used to be one of my caravan guards...now she's the Guard Captain." inside, there's houses made of tin roofing and wood, surrounding a government building, the words 'Twilight' and 'Educational Center' is all faded and painted over. THe place is surprisingly vibrant, full of visitors of all species: deer, ponies, hellhounds, buffalo and gr
[23:27] <Proverb> buffalo and gr-]
[23:28] * One-Eyed_Lola -griffins. We head towards a bulding with the neon lights that reads 'Bianca's Scrap and Fixings'.
[23:29] * Proverb looks around as they trot, ooohing softly as she takes in all the sights and sounds of the city. She follows after Lola though, making sure to stick close. She didn't want to get lost.
[23:31] * One-Eyed_Lola we aslo pass by a few merchant stalls, A mini slot machine place, and a saloon. A drunk Whitetail doe gets thown out
[23:31] * One-Eyed_Lola of the saloon
[23:32] <One-Eyed_Lola> Whitetail: Aw, come on! *hic* I was winning!! Bahhh, fuck you 10-bits!! *spits the dirt*
[23:33] * Proverb snickers softly at the sight, rolling her eye. Some people didn't know how to hold their liquor.
[23:35] * One-Eyed_Lola We stop at 'Bianca's Scrap and Fixings', adjusts her saddlebags "Here we are..." sees the drunk doe "Better luck next time, Wailing-Crow!" then knocks the massive steel door
[23:36] * Proverb trots up next to One-Eyed_Lola, casting a glance back at the deer as Lola speaks to them, then looks at the door, her tail swishing idly behind her.
[23:40] * One-Eyed_Lola the door opens, a massive albino Hellhound with a scar across her left eye, steel capped claws and wears a left shoulder pauldron and wristbands that were once pony-sized utility belts stands behind the door. She smiles and waves "Welcome miss Lola Pony and Pony Friend of miss Lola Pony! Did you bring the parts for Bianca?"
[23:41] * Proverb blinktty blink blink blinks up at the Hellhound. "...Hi." She squeaks out.
[23:42] * One-Eyed_Lola pats Proverb on the back "It's cool, Bianca's nice..." then turns to Bianca "Yep, got the parts here!"
[23:43] * Proverb nods to Lola, swallowing hard. She had to work really hard to not kick into fight or flight mode, but Lola's reassurance helped.
[23:44] <One-Eyed_Lola> Bianca: *claps her massive paws* Awesomeness! Bianca's most grateful! *takes the saddlebags and inspect them* Oh, ponies can enter...don't want ponies to chill in the cold. Come! *she beckons us to enter*
[23:45] * One-Eyed_Lola inside, the place is lined with random tools, scrap metal, armor and weapon parts, and an unfinished Steel Ranger's Power Armor. The floor is badly covered by heavy planks of wood and steel.
[23:46] * One-Eyed_Lola enters, puts her hat and machete on a makeshift coat rack made from twisted scrap metal.
[23:48] * Proverb slips inside after One-Eyed_Lola, nervous, but trying to calm herself down. She looks around the shop, smiling a bit. "This is nice..."
[23:50] * One-Eyed_Lola nods to Proverb and smiles "Shop's much more organized since my last visit..." she sits down on a couch "What's with the parts?"
[23:52] * Proverb sits beside One-Eyed_Lola, adjusting her eyepatch a bit.
[23:53] <One-Eyed_Lola> Bianca: "Thanks miss Lola Pony...Bianca doesn't want tools go missing again...being klutzy dog I am! *she chuckles* Anywhooo...got a client pony that needs her metal leg fixed...*with one swipe, she clears the table full of paper, wooden parts and a Twilight Sparkle statuette*
[23:54] * Proverb giggles softy at the comment, settling back to watch for now.
[23:56] * One-Eyed_Lola she then places the said metal leg on the table and starts disassembling. "Bianca has never seen metal pony leg like this..oh, there's snackies on the refrigera-thing" she ponts at an old fridge"...help yourselves if you want...and Bianca has no bad elixir there, Bianca don't do boozies..yeech!" she then continues fixing the leg.
[23:57] * One-Eyed_Lola turns to Proverb and whispers "Got a flask of whiskey on my hat...she won't mind us drinking." winks and heads towards the fridge
[00:11] * One-Eyed_Lola returns with a hoof-full of snack cakes, desert fruits and a tin full of gecko jerky. She takes a gecko jerky and take a bite "Rare cybernetics, huh? My husband does that too..." offers the jerky to Proverb "Try some, made these myself."
[00:12] * Proverb mmms as the whiskey burns down her throat, grinning as she looks over at Lola and nods, taking a pice of jerky and takign a bite. "Mmmm~!" She chews on it, offering Lola the flask. "How is your husband by the way?"
[00:15] * One-Eyed_Lola "Soul's doing real well. He's taking the day off to watch over Tufty and Marbles. Love how chill he is even during work..." she drinks off the flask and takes another bite of jerky
[00:17] * Proverb nods to Lola, smiling. "I don't think I've ever properly met your husband before. I think I've seen him in the tavern once or twice though." She says, munching on more jerky. "How'd you guys hit it off?"
[00:17] <One-Eyed_Lola> Bianca: "By rare Bianca means that this pony leg was specially made with all the bits and bobbies in them: enchanced strengths, gem-powered core and the steel is not Marejave or Northerner steel...it's different."
[00:19] * One-Eyed_Lola "Well..." taps her chin "We met at the Tavern, just chatting it up and the usual stuff. Dude saved my life so many times I lost count! Took us a whole year til we tied the knot so to say..." takes a bite at a prickly pear cactus fruit "Wedding was simple, some few freinds and stuff...then the rest is history."
[00:21] <One-Eyed_Lola> Bianca: "Bianca would like to say thanks to your husband as well, the schematics for that makeshift laser rifle and improving the gem input was pure geinus pony! *smiles then continues her work*
[00:21] * Proverb giggles softly and nods to Lola. "That sounds eerily familar to what happened with me and Spirit." She says, giggling. "Excpet for the fact he was a mare when I met him in the tavern... and then changed into a stallion. It's complicated." She giggles.
[00:24] * One-Eyed_Lola "Ooohhh interesting! Meeting future hubbies in taverns are oh-so-fun. Weird thing's that I met my previous lovers at taverns, bars, saloons..." she starts giggling "Oh joy!"
[00:28] * Proverb giggles softly, smirking at Lola. "Let's just be careful we don't get too drunk. Last time that happened I vaugely remember you, me, lots of kissing, and winding up in a fountain somewhere." She snickers softly.
[00:31] * One-Eyed_Lola gigglesnorts "Oh yeah, okay, okay..." she takes another bite at a prickly pear cactus fruit "Had to fix Viper for days after being waterlogged for that long...steamy!"
[00:32] * Proverb snickers softly, nodding to Lola. "Now if we ended up making out while we were sober..." She shoots the mare a teasing look before giggling. "It'd get very steamy."
[00:33] * One-Eyed_Lola nods "Hells yeah, heheee..."
[00:34] <One-Eyed_Lola> Bianca: *puts down the screwdriver* "Don't be gushy-goo in here now, not when Bianca's still here!" "she chuckles and refits a green gem*
[00:35] * Proverb giggles softly and wiggles her eyebrows at Lola, smirking at what Blanca says. "Perhaps after we depart~." She munches on another strip of jerky, her tail swishing back and forth behind her.