Scoreggiando Incontro Sessuale Cavallino. 1

>be me
>have aspergers
>feelsbadman
>living in italy because you hate america for some autistic reason
>leech of italian healthcare and welfare system
>most italians are completely alienated by your fatness and americanness
>I try to be friends with them but they reject me
"I guess they never knew about the magic of friendship."
>also an autistic fat "brony"
>wake up in the morning
>i go shitpost on mlp
>i get butthurt in an argument
>proceed to cry
>shove pasta in my face
>fettuccine everywhere
>Apartment upstairs yells scary curse words in Italian
>Cry more
>Calm down eventually
>shove more pasta in mouth
>browsing derpibooru
>spot picture of scootaloo
>cry because i can't be with her
>you love her
>eventually get over it and blow your load to scootaloo
>fantasize about BEING scootaloo and doing normal filly stuff
>fantasize about taking huge fart and licking your own pussy
>tfw you will never do that
>feels good
>dinner time
>you are out of pasta
>tear up but not cry that you are out of pasta
>stuff face with garlic bread
>decide to get drunk
>walk to wine store in downtown milan
>people look at you odd because of your neckbeard,fedora and mlp t-shirt
>walk into wine store
"Oh god not you"
"I would like 4 bottles of wine please"
>mfw i'm also an alcoholic
>waltz home drinking wine from the bottle
>see bread shop
>mfw the best thing about being in europe is the bread
"One Italian Bread Please"
"Sure thing fatso" He snickers
>mfw he called me fat
>am aspergers and cannot understand it was joke
>cry and shove wine and bread in mouth
>stagger home
>keep crying while shoving face with bread and wine
>keep crying
wine slips on floor and spills
>keeps crying
>eventually wine bubbles up
>puke everywhere
>succumb to alcohol poisoning
>mfw