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  1. Anonarwhal >158867308
  2. Hey ikachan, just dealt with some nasty-bass inklings a few minutes ago. Why are squids always such shippy fish?
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  4. Anonarwhal >158867321
  5. >>158867276
  6. >Marina being anything other than a pure angel
  7. I bet a Pearlfin poster wrote that
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  9. Anonarwhal >158867328
  10. @158867321
  11. here's your (You), betta-fish
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  13. Anonarwhal >158867332
  14. >>158867308
  15. What happened anon? did they ink on your kicks??
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  17. Anonarwhal >158867337
  18. LALALA HEEHEEHEE LOOK AT ME IM PINK INK IM NOT AN ANNOYING FOGHAT DID U SEE MY SLOSHER ITS SO CORAL U GUYSE I DONT SAY COOL BCUZ THAT SHIPS STALE AS FOG
  19. fog off foghats i dont need you crabby squids in my board
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  21. Anonarwhal >158867341
  22. >>158867337
  23. >my board
  24. Did widdle egg get splatted by da big squids? Git gud fogger
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  26. Anonarwhal >158867346
  27. >>158867332
  28. They're just loud and inconsiderate to anyone around them, like they own the place or something. Just because Im an octoling doesn't mean I'm sub-salmon. What the heck, right? They messed up my restaurant and didnt even clean up after their ink
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  30. Anonarwhal >158867350
  31. >>158867346
  32. Holy shit
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  34. Anonarwhal >158867351
  35. >>158867341
  36. fog you im S+ rank and you're just C- carp. dont even front here you twofin beach
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  38. Anonarwhal >158867358
  39. guys
  40. GUYS
  41. I love Pearl! She's cute! Cute! CUTE!
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  43. Anonarwhal >158867362
  44. Anyone know where I can get some fried fish? Haha asking for a friend
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  46. Anonarwhal >158867369
  47. >>158867351
  48. You probably don't even know how to use anything other than a Splattershot Jr.
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  50. Anonarwhal >158867373
  51. >>158867346
  52. >be me
  53. >octoling owning a small rice joint near the south end
  54. >not really into that turf war ship but i see how much fish like it
  55. >start making reduced prices for turf war winners
  56. >assume it'll bring in maybe three more squids than my regular crew
  57. >suddenly theres a bunch of kids coming in every day
  58. >all young squids that can't be fogged to keep it down or sit still for two minutes
  59. >none of them over sixteen
  60. >whatever, they pay good enough
  61. >until today
  62. >some posh-bass inklings come walking in
  63. >each one dressed like mommy pays them the big clams for being such angels
  64. >they take a seat and immediately start splatting ink all over the chairs
  65. >they yell orders at me and start scaring off my regulars
  66. >"Could you please keep it down? I've got some other people trying to - "
  67. >"Shut up, suckerface! The Steel Sharks don't listen to no octopunk!"
  68. >they get rowdier and start hooting and hollering
  69. >have to deal with it because the clownfish police force doesn't like octolings
  70. >give them their food and have to wait on them hand and foot
  71. >eventually they get bored and start heading out
  72. >they leave the table a fogging mess with crabs all over the place
  73. >have to clean up everything before the dinner rush comes in
  74. >they didnt even leave a tip
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  76. Anonarwhal >158867377
  77. Mods are asleep, post cute kissing fish (male)
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