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  1. [07:22] <Serket> Alright, it is now Ogre 2 and Ogre 4's turns, since Aurora just took hers and the Imps can do approximately jack shit.
  2. [07:24] <Serket> The two Ogres, now bereft of their original target as it is now hovering thirty-feet into the air, return to the original location of their assailants, to find all but one of their enemies out-of-reach. The first (second) Ogre climbs the comparatively small building with relative ease, and attempts to grapple Anastasia
  3. [07:24] <Serket> !roll 1d20+5
  4. [07:24] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  5. [07:24] <Serket> (( Whelp starting off with good rolls today jesus.
  6. [07:24] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  7. [07:24] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=13 ]{20}
  8. [07:25] * Anastasia_Locke is grappled
  9. [07:26] <Serket> The other Ogre follows suit, and attempts the rare and highly dangerous 2X GRAPPLE COMBO. Except he doesn't, because that isn't actually possible. The Ogre instead goes back to his daily past-time of punching things, specifically, Ana.
  10. [07:26] <Serket> roll 1d20+3
  11. [07:26] <Serket> !roll 1d20+3
  12. [07:26] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  13. [07:26] <Serket> (( 15 AC, right? ))
  14. [07:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Eeyup
  15. [07:26] <Serket> !roll 1d4+3
  16. [07:26] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d4+3 [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
  17. [07:27] <Serket> The Ogres end their turn, and it is now Callums turn.
  18. [07:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "HALP!"
  19. [07:27] <Callum_Heyes> "KAE"
  20. [07:27] <Callum_Heyes> I tripple tap the grappling ogre
  21. [07:27] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  22. [07:27] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=19 ]{21}, [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  23. [07:27] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  24. [07:27] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  25. [07:27] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  26. [07:27] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}, [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  27. [07:28] <Callum_Heyes> ((nice thanks disadvantage))
  28. [07:28] <Serket> (( Pff.
  29. [07:28] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Why disadvantage?))
  30. [07:28] <Callum_Heyes> ((Assault Rifle: 1d6 - 10/30 Special - Burst Mode: Can use full turn to take 3 shots against a single enemy at disadvantage.))
  31. [07:28] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Huh))
  32. [07:29] <Serket> (( I gave him a special ability on his rifle oxo
  33. [07:29] <Callum_Heyes> ((ye))
  34. [07:29] <Callum_Heyes> Well I doubt any of those hit so end turn I guess
  35. [07:30] <Serket> All of the shots fly past the Ogre, somehow missing it's gigantic form.
  36. [07:30] <Serket> Kazuma is KO'd and thus it is the Basilisk and Lich's turn.
  37. [07:31] <Serket> You hear the soudn of one of the computers crashing to the floor from inside the computer lab.
  38. [07:31] <Serket> The Lich does the only sensible thing, and extinguishes the fire and ends its turn.
  39. [07:31] <Serket> It is now Ana's turn again.
  40. [07:31] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 fire damage
  41. [07:31] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 fire damage [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  42. [07:31] <Serket> (( oh, mb.
  43. [07:31] <Serket> (( thanks for remembering for me
  44. [07:32] <Serket> Anyways it's Ana's turn
  45. [07:32] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 to shoot Lich back on fire
  46. [07:32] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 to shoot Lich back on fire [ 1d20=20 ]{26}
  47. [07:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Bangarang
  48. [07:32] <Aurora_Surma> (nice!)
  49. [07:32] <Serket> (( damn 0_0
  50. [07:32] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+6 damage, Flaming Strike 2
  51. [07:32] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4+6 damage, Flaming Strike 2 [ 2d4=3 ]{9}
  52. [07:32] <Serket> (( but wait dont you need to roll concentration to do enchant
  53. [07:32] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  54. [07:32] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  55. [07:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Double bangarang
  56. [07:33] <Aurora_Surma> (WTF :D )
  57. [07:33] <Callum_Heyes> ((fucking zen))
  58. [07:33] <Serket> (( 0_0
  59. [07:33] <Anastasia_Locke> I have transcended concentration
  60. [07:33] <Serket> (( rip in pieces lich
  61. [07:33] <Aurora_Surma> (( It died?
  62. [07:34] <Serket> The flaming bullet smashes through the Liches skull, causing it's entire body to explode into little, tiny, pieces. No, wait, that's just grist, nevermind.
  63. [07:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "THAT'S FOR KAZ!!!!!"
  64. [07:34] <Serket> The Lich cannot hear you, unfortunately.
  65. [07:34] <Aurora_Surma> "We did it guys!"
  66. [07:34] <Anastasia_Locke> Yeah, but it felt good to say anyway
  67. [07:34] <Anastasia_Locke> Shieldbash the grappling ogre
  68. [07:34] <Anastasia_Locke> Do I need to roll Concentration again if I crit?
  69. [07:35] <Serket> Nah, go ahead. -w-
  70. [07:35] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 to shieldbash with Power Attack 3
  71. [07:35] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 to shieldbash with Power Attack 3 [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
  72. [07:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  73. [07:36] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 4d3 damage [ 4d3=8 ]{8}
  74. [07:36] <Serket> (( Power attack is just damage, right?
  75. [07:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes. +3 dice of damage, hence the 4d3))
  76. [07:37] <Serket> (( Right.
  77. [07:37] <Serket> The attack, of course, hits home, as I would be very worried about your co-ordination and eyesight if you couldn't land a melee attack on something literally holding onto you, however, the Ogre seems mostly unfazed by the bash.
  78. [07:37] <Serket> End turn?
  79. [07:37] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  80. [07:38] <Aurora_Surma> my turn?
  81. [07:38] <Serket> (Ogre 3 and the Imps turn)
  82. [07:38] <Serket> (( would you like to see the turn order
  83. [07:39] <Aurora_Surma> (( I think I got it now
  84. [07:39] <Serket> (( still useful anyways to have
  85. [07:39] <Serket> (( Basilisk: 21, ANASTASIA: 17, Ogre 3: 15, 8 Imps: 14, AURORA: 12, Ogre 2: 12, Ogre 4: 8, CALLUM: 6, KAZUMA: 6
  86. [07:39] <Serket> (( The numbers are what they rolled for initiative
  87. [07:40] <Serket> Ogre 3, only just now catching up with the loss of Aurora to target, climbs the building and, upon seeing the other two Ogres, joins in on the lets-beat-ana-up fest. 0n0
  88. [07:40] <Serket> !roll 1d20+3 to-pummel
  89. [07:40] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+3 to-pummel [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  90. [07:41] <Serket> It's a shame, because the Ogres beat-up-fest card pass has been temporarily rejected, and he is physically incapable of beating Ana up.
  91. [07:41] <Serket> The eight Imps run around the building, probably in an attempt to find an entrance to find their way up.
  92. [07:41] <Serket> End turn. It is now Aurora's turn.
  93. [07:42] <Aurora_Surma> Aurora tries to free Ana by killing the ogre holding her
  94. [07:42] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3 to hit
  95. [07:42] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 to hit [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
  96. [07:42] <Aurora_Surma> my first good roll!
  97. [07:43] <Aurora_Surma> !roll 2d10+4
  98. [07:43] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 2d10+4 [ 2d10=11 ]{15}
  99. [07:43] <Aurora_Surma> (( You still have PP to cast stuff Ana?
  100. [07:43] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Eeyup))
  101. [07:44] <Serket> I'm all out of eloquent descriptions for the time being so it hits and does 15 damage X_X
  102. [07:44] <Serket> End turn?
  103. [07:44] <Aurora_Surma> "I left you an opening Ana! Use it!" (Commander's Strike for Ana to get a free attack at advantage. 2/5 charges remain)
  104. [07:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to whack an ogre
  105. [07:45] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+6 to whack an ogre [ 1d20=15 ]{21}, [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
  106. [07:45] <Aurora_Surma> I don't fly back, instead I block the other ogres from attacking Ana
  107. [07:45] <Aurora_Surma> and I end my turn
  108. [07:45] <Anastasia_Locke> Pushing Strike 4
  109. [07:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+6 damage, launch 20 feet off the edge
  110. [07:45] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2d4+6 damage, launch 20 feet off the edge [ 2d4=5 ]{11}
  111. [07:45] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 fall damage
  112. [07:45] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d6 fall damage [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
  113. [07:46] <Serket> You would do that, if the second that the bullet tore through the Ogre, it didn't explode it into grist, dropping you to the ground.
  114. [07:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "Close enough!"
  115. [07:46] <Serket> Ogre 2 down
  116. [07:48] <Serket> It is now the Fourth Ogres turn.
  117. [07:49] <Serket> The fourth Ogre attempts to pick up where the other Ogre left off, and by that, I mean literally pick-up (grapple) Ana.
  118. [07:49] <Serket> !roll 1d20+5
  119. [07:49] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  120. [07:49] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  121. [07:49] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  122. [07:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh again with the-?"
  123. [07:50] <Serket> Ana is grappled. Again.
  124. [07:50] <Serket> The Ogre's turn is over, and Callum's turn is up.[
  125. [07:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Keep an eye on the stairs. The other ones will be coming soon!"
  126. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> "KAE KAE KAE"
  127. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> I do the tripple tap again
  128. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  129. [07:51] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}, [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  130. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  131. [07:51] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}, [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  132. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 2#d20+2
  133. [07:51] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 2#d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}, [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  134. [07:51] <Callum_Heyes> ((hahahahaha kill me))
  135. [07:52] <Serket> (( >pff
  136. [07:52] <Callum_Heyes> End turn since none of those probably hit
  137. [07:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Well I mean y'have Disadvantage, so...))
  138. [07:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ((There's a reason you don't want that))
  139. [07:52] <Callum_Heyes> ((Should still be a higher chance to hit))
  140. [07:52] <Callum_Heyes> ((3 dis vs 1 reg))
  141. [07:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Just be happy you haven't critfailed yet))
  142. [07:52] <Serket> (( >:]
  143. [07:54] <Serket> The Basilisk slithers up the stairs, and unleashes a breath of fire on the roof.
  144. [07:54] <Serket> !roll 1d20+5
  145. [07:54] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  146. [07:54] <Serket> (( Dex resistances?
  147. [07:54] <Aurora_Surma> (( 16
  148. [07:54] <Anastasia_Locke> 13
  149. [07:55] <Serket> (( Do matches win or not? I forget.
  150. [07:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((9 for ogres, so that's nice))
  151. [07:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Matches DO hit))
  152. [07:55] <Aurora_Surma> (ogres take damage now?)
  153. [07:55] <Serket> (( Actually the Ogre that Callum was trying to hit had a prototype mod to it's AC
  154. [07:56] <Serket> (( So it had 10 AC instead of the usual 8
  155. [07:56] <Serket> (( #metainfo
  156. [07:56] <Serket> Anyways
  157. [07:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Dex resist, not AC))
  158. [07:56] <Serket> (( Oh, right youw ere talking about the fire nvm
  159. [07:57] <Serket> !roll 3#3d6-1
  160. [07:57] <`DICE> Serket rolled 3#3d6-1 [ 3d6=7 ]{6}, [ 3d6=9 ]{8}, [ 3d6=10 ]{9}
  161. [07:58] <Serket> Aurora takes 3 damage from the flame, Ana takes 8, and is set on fire for a single turn, and the Ogre takes 9, and is also set on fire.
  162. [07:58] <Aurora_Surma> !roll 1d6
  163. [07:58] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  164. [07:58] <Serket> Your armor fails to reflect the fire.
  165. [07:58] <Aurora_Surma> yep
  166. [07:59] <Serket> The Basilisks turn is over, and the Lich is dead, it is now Ana's turn.
  167. [07:59] <Serket> !roll 1d4 fire damage before i forget
  168. [07:59] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d4 fire damage before i forget [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  169. [07:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to douse with mah water bottle
  170. [07:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Standard action to set the basilisk on fire too
  171. [07:59] <Aurora_Surma> "Are you ok Ana?"
  172. [07:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 Flaming Strike 3
  173. [07:59] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 Flaming Strike 3 [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
  174. [07:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ow ow ow"
  175. [08:00] <Serket> The shot doesn't come anywhere close to hitting the Basilisk.
  176. [08:00] <Callum_Heyes> "DOWNT BURHN DA PLAYCEH DOHWN"
  177. [08:00] <Callum_Heyes> "EYEL GEHT DETEHNSHUN ORE SUM SHEHT"
  178. [08:00] <Aurora_Surma> "Don't worry, we are close to victory"
  179. [08:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Please help me"
  180. [08:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ow ow ow"
  181. [08:00] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  182. [08:00] <Aurora_Surma> "I'll try my best Ana"
  183. [08:01] <Callum_Heyes> "GUHNS R VERI ARD TWO SHEWT"
  184. [08:01] <Serket> !roll 1d4 fire damage
  185. [08:01] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d4 fire damage [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  186. [08:01] <Aurora_Surma> (( again?
  187. [08:01] <Serket> (( Ogre
  188. [08:01] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Ogre))
  189. [08:02] <Serket> The Ogre uses the very last of it's strength to toss Ana off the roof so it may burn to death in peace.
  190. [08:03] <Serket> (( I'm just going to say the Ogre threw you ten feet in the air and you fell twenty-two to the ground because there aren't any actual rules for how far stuff can be thrown
  191. [08:03] <Serket> !roll 2d6 fall damage
  192. [08:03] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2d6 fall damage [ 2d6=5 ]{5}
  193. [08:03] <Callum_Heyes> ((should probs roll for throw))
  194. [08:03] <Serket> !roll 1d20+5 throw
  195. [08:03] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+5 throw [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  196. [08:03] <Serket> (( >22
  197. [08:04] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 resist
  198. [08:04] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+7 resist [ 1d20=7 ]{14}
  199. [08:04] <Serket> You fail to resist being tossed.
  200. [08:04] <Serket> And land on the cold, hard ground off of the roof.
  201. [08:04] * Anastasia_Locke screams
  202. [08:04] <Serket> You thank your lucky stars that you did not just get thrown off the paltform.
  203. [08:05] <Serket> The Ogre ends its turn, and the brigade of Imps finally makes it's way up to the roof.
  204. [08:05] <Aurora_Surma> "ANA!"
  205. [08:05] <Callum_Heyes> "ANAH?"
  206. [08:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "H-hurts."
  207. [08:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hurts a lot."
  208. [08:06] <Serket> Five of the Imps scurry a few feet up the stairs towards Kazuma and Callum, and three others go back down the stairs, undoubtably towards Ana.
  209. [08:06] <Serket> End turn, it is now Aurora's turn
  210. [08:07] <Aurora_Surma> Ok, which enemies are close to Ana?
  211. [08:07] <Callum_Heyes> ((how far away are the imps from me))
  212. [08:07] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Where is Ogre 4 during all of this?))
  213. [08:07] <Serket> Ogre 4 is still on the roof, the three imps are 30 feet away from Ana to not complicate matters, and the other five imps are ~20 feet away from Callum and Kazuma.
  214. [08:08] <Anastasia_Locke> ((So is Ogre 4 just fireproof, or...?))
  215. [08:08] <Anastasia_Locke> ((It kinda ignored the basilisk fire))
  216. [08:08] <Aurora_Surma> There is still 2 ogres on the roof?
  217. [08:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((One that grabbed me, one that punched me then skipped the fire))
  218. [08:09] <Serket> (( Ogre 4 is fireproof as he has a meteorite prototyping.
  219. [08:10] <Aurora_Surma> k
  220. [08:10] <Serket> (( Anyways, Aurora's turn.
  221. [08:10] <Aurora_Surma> I attack ogre
  222. [08:10] <Aurora_Surma> the 4th one I guess
  223. [08:10] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  224. [08:10] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  225. [08:11] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d10+4
  226. [08:11] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d10+4 [ 1d10=2 ]{6}
  227. [08:11] <Serket> The blade manages to cut through the Ogre's almost metallic skin, but the attack doesn't seem to have caused him much harm.
  228. [08:11] <Serket> End turn?
  229. [08:11] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Plz to bonus attack))
  230. [08:12] <Aurora_Surma> "Fight for your life Ana!" (Commander's Strike. 1/5 charges left.)
  231. [08:12] <Aurora_Surma> and I stand between Ana and the imps.
  232. [08:12] <Aurora_Surma> end turn
  233. [08:12] <Anastasia_Locke> Can I see the basilisk from here?
  234. [08:12] <Serket> Yes.
  235. [08:12] <Anastasia_Locke> Is it on fire right now?
  236. [08:12] <Serket> No, as you missed your flaming strike.
  237. [08:13] <Anastasia_Locke> How's Ogre 4 looking right now?
  238. [08:13] <Serket> Ogre 4 is damaged, but isn't in any particularly bad state.
  239. [08:13] <Anastasia_Locke> Distance from me?
  240. [08:14] <Serket> Less than 60 feet.
  241. [08:14] <Serket> :P
  242. [08:14] <Anastasia_Locke> But more than...?
  243. [08:14] <Serket> Less than sixty but more than 20.
  244. [08:14] <Callum_Heyes> ...
  245. [08:14] <Anastasia_Locke> Distance from the far side of the roof?
  246. [08:15] <Serket> If you're asking for range, the answer is yes, you may hit it without suffering disadvantage.
  247. [08:15] <Serket> :P
  248. [08:15] <Anastasia_Locke> I'm not.
  249. [08:15] <Anastasia_Locke> I'm asking what the map looks like
  250. [08:16] <Serket> Oh. oops.
  251. [08:17] <Anastasia_Locke> How far is the ogre from me, the far edge of the roof, and the edge of the roof between it and myself?
  252. [08:18] <Serket> The Ogre (Ogre 4) is approximately 30 feet from you, (not including walking distance to go around and get back on the roof), 60 feet from the other side of the roof, and only 5 feet from the edge between you and the Ogre.
  253. [08:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Pushing Strike 3, launch it 15 feet away
  254. [08:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6
  255. [08:19] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
  256. [08:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 because advantage
  257. [08:19] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 because advantage [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  258. [08:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+6 damage
  259. [08:19] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4+6 damage [ 1d4=2 ]{8}
  260. [08:20] <Serket> The bullet barely manages to penetrate the Ogre's tough skin, and launches it 15 feet towards the far side of the roof.
  261. [08:20] <Serket> End turn?
  262. [08:20] <Aurora_Surma> it was my turn
  263. [08:20] <Aurora_Surma> and it's over
  264. [08:20] <Anastasia_Locke> All I had was the one attack, so yeah I guess
  265. [08:20] <Serket> Oh, right, my bad x3
  266. [08:21] <Aurora_Surma> (( Cal I think you should try to just shoot once next time it's your turn
  267. [08:22] <Callum_Heyes> ((I got a plan))
  268. [08:22] <Serket> It is now Ogre 4's turn. With it's attention now drawn to Ana, it walks off the ledge of the building, suffering 4 damage on it's way down, and goes 10 more feet towards Ana once on the ground.
  269. [08:22] <Serket> It is now Callums turn.
  270. [08:22] <Callum_Heyes> Alright
  271. [08:22] <Callum_Heyes> How many imps are there near me
  272. [08:22] <Serket> There are 5 imps currently climbing the stairs.
  273. [08:22] <Callum_Heyes> Its spiral stairs right?
  274. [08:23] <Serket> Presumably.
  275. [08:23] <Callum_Heyes> You know what
  276. [08:23] <Callum_Heyes> It doesnt matter
  277. [08:23] <Callum_Heyes> I walk down to one of the imps
  278. [08:23] <Callum_Heyes> And go for the grapple
  279. [08:23] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+10
  280. [08:23] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+10 [ 1d20=14 ]{24}
  281. [08:23] <Serket> !roll 1d20-1
  282. [08:23] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
  283. [08:23] <Serket> The Imp is grappled.
  284. [08:24] <Callum_Heyes> I then attempt to swing it around into the other imps in a shitty attempt to knock them all off
  285. [08:24] <Serket> .Roll... St..re..ng..th?
  286. [08:24] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+4
  287. [08:24] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  288. [08:25] <Serket> You manage to knock two of the Imps off, causing them to fall ten feet, but the others just sort of, stand back, seeing as how the Imp you're using as a weapon isn't particularly big.
  289. [08:25] <Callum_Heyes> ((should I roll for each imp or not))
  290. [08:25] <Serket> (( no
  291. [08:25] <Serket> !roll 2#1d6
  292. [08:25] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2#1d6 [ 1d6=4 ]{4}, [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
  293. [08:26] <Callum_Heyes> ((does that count as a minor?))
  294. [08:26] <Serket> The two imps perish as they hit the ground.
  295. [08:26] <Callum_Heyes> ((or can I throw the imp im holding as well))
  296. [08:26] <Callum_Heyes> ((off the edge))
  297. [08:26] <Serket> (( no it counts as a 'im being nice to let you do this in one turn when it should take two'
  298. [08:26] <Serket> (( :P
  299. [08:26] <Serket> End turn?
  300. [08:26] <Callum_Heyes> ((are you telling me I should end my turn))
  301. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> OR CAN I FUCKING SLAM DUNK THE IMP INTO THE GROUND
  302. [08:27] <Serket> no.
  303. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> oh
  304. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> end turn
  305. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> wait
  306. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> the imp takes
  307. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d6
  308. [08:27] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  309. [08:27] <Callum_Heyes> that damage
  310. [08:28] <Serket> k
  311. [08:28] <Callum_Heyes> then end
  312. [08:28] <Serket> The Basilisk scurries up the staircase, and attempts to constrict (Grapple) Callum.
  313. [08:28] <Serket> !roll 1d20+7
  314. [08:28] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  315. [08:28] <Serket> ((whelp
  316. [08:28] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+8 for athletics escape
  317. [08:28] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+8 for athletics escape [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
  318. [08:29] <Serket> !roll 1d6
  319. [08:29] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  320. [08:29] <Aurora_Surma> (( YEAH!
  321. [08:29] <Serket> IT is now Anas turn.
  322. [08:29] * Anastasia_Locke GTFOs
  323. [08:29] <Anastasia_Locke> Lift 5, abscond into the air
  324. [08:29] <Callum_Heyes> "AHAHAHHAHAHHA EYE M DA BEHST ET DIS FYGHTEN SHET"
  325. [08:29] <Callum_Heyes> "FUHK GUHNS"
  326. [08:29] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action to help Callum fight the basilisk
  327. [08:30] <Serket> inb4 the imps decide to attack kazuma
  328. [08:30] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6, Pushing Strike 1
  329. [08:30] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6, Pushing Strike 1 error: malformed expression
  330. [08:30] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 for Pushing Strike 1
  331. [08:30] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 for Pushing Strike 1 [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
  332. [08:30] <Serket> The bullet comes no-where near hitting the Basilisk. It does land a nice hit on the air though.
  333. [08:30] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  334. [08:31] <Serket> The third Ogre burns to death.
  335. [08:31] <Serket> No need to even roll because it had 1 HP.
  336. [08:32] <Aurora_Surma> "Just imps, one ogre and basilisk left!"
  337. [08:32] <Serket> The three imps that had gone after Ana begin to return to the roof, and the two remaining able-bodied on the staircase attempt to attack Callum.
  338. [08:32] <Serket> !Roll 2#1d20-1
  339. [08:32] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  340. [08:32] <Serket> One of the imps swings just a little too hard and sends himself toppling off the staircase, off the roof, and to it's death.
  341. [08:33] <Serket> The other hits though. So... Yay...
  342. [08:33] <Serket> !roll 1d4-1
  343. [08:33] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
  344. [08:33] <Callum_Heyes> ((YAY))
  345. [08:33] <Aurora_Surma> :D
  346. [08:33] <Serket> IT is now Aurora's turn
  347. [08:34] <Aurora_Surma> "I'll leave those 4 imps to you guys"
  348. [08:34] <Aurora_Surma> How is the basilisk looking? It has been hit with a lot
  349. [08:35] <Serket> The Basilisk appears to be significantly worse for wear, but it's still fighting.
  350. [08:35] <Aurora_Surma> I sink my sword into the basilisk
  351. [08:35] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  352. [08:35] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  353. [08:35] <Aurora_Surma> I mean air
  354. [08:35] <Serket> You sink the sword into the air.
  355. [08:35] <Aurora_Surma> I stab the air
  356. [08:36] <Serket> Actually.
  357. [08:36] <Serket> You don't even hit the air.
  358. [08:36] <Serket> The air has a higher AC than that.
  359. [08:36] <Serket> End turn?
  360. [08:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Plz))
  361. [08:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((One more shot))
  362. [08:36] <Aurora_Surma> "Uh...Ana? Can you hit shit, because I can't" (Last Commander's Strike. Attack with advantage)
  363. [08:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Also miss damage))
  364. [08:37] <Anastasia_Locke> ((That didn't stop being a thing that happened))
  365. [08:37] <Aurora_Surma> right
  366. [08:37] <Serket> (( ik
  367. [08:37] <Aurora_Surma> 4 dmg to basilisk
  368. [08:38] <Serket> Ana, you have a single attack.
  369. [08:38] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to shoot Basilisk
  370. [08:38] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 2#1d20+6 to shoot Basilisk [ 1d20=3 ]{9}, [ 1d20=12 ]{18}
  371. [08:38] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+6 damage
  372. [08:38] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4+6 damage [ 1d4=2 ]{8}
  373. [08:38] <Callum_Heyes> ((wait what does that minor action do))
  374. [08:38] <Aurora_Surma> I fly straight up as far as I can and end turn
  375. [08:38] <Callum_Heyes> ((where you said you help me))
  376. [08:38] <Serket> (( You can't, Aurora.
  377. [08:39] <Aurora_Surma> (Ana used it to attack basilisk Cal)
  378. [08:39] <Serket> (( You were flying earlier, and you'd have had to use your flying to fly back down to try and hit the Basilisk.
  379. [08:39] <Callum_Heyes> ((oh I thought that was her major))
  380. [08:39] <Aurora_Surma> no I was between the imps and Ana previously
  381. [08:39] <Callum_Heyes> ((but lift was the major))
  382. [08:39] <Aurora_Surma> I specifically said I wasn't flying
  383. [08:39] <Serket> (( oh ok. carry on then.
  384. [08:40] <Aurora_Surma> I was trying to take aggro
  385. [08:40] <Aurora_Surma> but yeah, end turn
  386. [08:41] <Serket> Ogre 4 returns to the Roof, and walks towards Callum, but is unable to do anything from having spent his move action chasing Ana earlier.
  387. [08:41] <Serket> It is now Callums turn.
  388. [08:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on Cal!"
  389. [08:41] <Callum_Heyes> ((ALRIGHT LADS ITS GO TIME))
  390. [08:42] <Aurora_Surma> (( Good luck!
  391. [08:42] <Serket> (( inb4 critfail
  392. [08:42] <Callum_Heyes> ((nahnahnahnah))
  393. [08:42] <Callum_Heyes> ((watch this))
  394. [08:42] <Callum_Heyes> I attempt to ride the basilisk using my wiring as reigns
  395. [08:42] * Aurora_Surma looks intenstly at Callum
  396. [08:42] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+10
  397. [08:42] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+10 [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
  398. [08:43] <Serket> . . .
  399. [08:43] <Serket> no.
  400. [08:43] <Callum_Heyes> no?
  401. [08:43] <Serket> !roll 1d20+7
  402. [08:43] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  403. [08:43] <Anastasia_Locke> yes.
  404. [08:43] <Serket> this...
  405. [08:43] <Serket> this is not happening.
  406. [08:43] <Aurora_Surma> but it is
  407. [08:43] <Serket> no. it isnt.
  408. [08:43] <Serket> This is too stupid.
  409. [08:44] <Anastasia_Locke> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyAwesome
  410. [08:44] <Callum_Heyes> This is my design
  411. [08:44] <K1Krystal> ((As stupidity of an action increases, the success rate also increases))
  412. [08:44] <Callum_Heyes> I doubt I could get it to breath fire
  413. [08:44] <K1Krystal> ((This is basic story logic c'mon))
  414. [08:44] <Serket> okay
  415. [08:44] <Serket> inb4 the basilisk kamikaze's off the side of the platform
  416. [08:44] <Serket> Do you end your turn?
  417. [08:44] <Callum_Heyes> hey
  418. [08:45] <Callum_Heyes> the basi can still move
  419. [08:45] <Callum_Heyes> I try to get it to charge the ogre
  420. [08:45] <Serket> You fail horrendously.
  421. [08:45] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20 for animal handling
  422. [08:45] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20 for animal handling [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  423. [08:45] <Serket> You fail horrendously.
  424. [08:45] <Serket> You fail so badly, in fact, that you get the Basilisk to charge the other direction.
  425. [08:45] <Serket> Off the house.
  426. [08:46] <Serket> !roll 2#1d6 fall damage
  427. [08:46] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2#1d6 fall damage [ 1d6=2 ]{2}, [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  428. [08:46] <Serket> The Basilisk takes two fall damage, and Callum takes 3.
  429. [08:46] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d6 for strangle
  430. [08:46] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 for strangle [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  431. [08:46] <Serket> It is now the Basilisks turn.
  432. [08:46] <Callum_Heyes> "WOE WOE WOE BOI SEHTLE DOHWN DERE"
  433. [08:46] <Serket> !roll 1d6
  434. [08:46] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  435. [08:46] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I dunno, it seemed pretty busy running off a building))
  436. [08:47] <Aurora_Surma> (( Yeah, this is working as intended
  437. [08:47] <Serket> The Basilisk then proceeds to jump off of the landmass.
  438. [08:47] <Aurora_Surma> what
  439. [08:47] <Callum_Heyes> I bail
  440. [08:48] <Serket> Roll acrobatics to not fall.
  441. [08:48] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+2
  442. [08:48] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  443. [08:48] <Callum_Heyes> "OW DEW U DRYVE DIS TING"
  444. [08:48] <Serket> You are left hanging on the edge of the landmass with one hand while the basilisk falls to it's death.
  445. [08:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah Cal!"
  446. [08:49] <Callum_Heyes> "O GAWD SUMWON ELP MEH"
  447. [08:49] <Callum_Heyes> "U KEN ADMYREH MEH LAYTERH"
  448. [08:49] <Anastasia_Locke> "Will do!"
  449. [08:49] <Serket> It is now Anas turn.
  450. [08:49] <Callum_Heyes> "FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK FUHK"
  451. [08:49] <Anastasia_Locke> Snare 2 the Ogre, make it stop doing stuff
  452. [08:49] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6 to hit
  453. [08:49] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 to hit [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  454. [08:49] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage
  455. [08:49] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  456. [08:50] <Anastasia_Locke> Lift 5 to pick up Callum and put him down on solid ground
  457. [08:50] <Serket> Your bullet ricochets off the Ogre's oddly metallic skin, failing to deal it any damage.
  458. [08:50] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  459. [08:50] <Serket> Lift 5 is a major action.
  460. [08:51] <Anastasia_Locke> Attack was minor
  461. [08:51] <Anastasia_Locke> Mindkind
  462. [08:51] <Serket> Oh, right.
  463. [08:51] <Anastasia_Locke> I actually also levitate myself higher, THEN end turn
  464. [08:51] <Callum_Heyes> "kae tanks"
  465. [08:51] <Serket> It is now Aurora's turn, as the Imps are far too confused to do anything worthwhile.
  466. [08:52] <Serket> They are still marveling at the Basilisks stupidity.
  467. [08:52] <Aurora_Surma> I attack the ogre
  468. [08:52] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  469. [08:52] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  470. [08:52] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d10+4
  471. [08:52] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d10+4 [ 1d10=9 ]{13}
  472. [08:52] <Serket> You run your blade through the Ogre's torso, and it explodes into grist.
  473. [08:53] <Aurora_Surma> "FUCK YEAH!"
  474. [08:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "WOOHOO!"
  475. [08:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, guys!"
  476. [08:53] <Aurora_Surma> I fly towards the imps, I assume I can't reach them
  477. [08:53] <Callum_Heyes> "YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH"
  478. [08:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Make sure you leave one imp alive, okay?"
  479. [08:53] <Serket> The only remaining creatures are the Imps.
  480. [08:53] <Serket> It is now Callums turn
  481. [08:54] <Callum_Heyes> I dont think I can reach the imps
  482. [08:54] <Callum_Heyes> So instead
  483. [08:54] <Callum_Heyes> Ill dash over to them
  484. [08:55] <Serket> ...Shoot them?
  485. [08:55] <Callum_Heyes> and hope that gets me close enough
  486. [08:55] <Aurora_Surma> (( use minor to punch!
  487. [08:55] <Serket> You manage to make it back onto the roof, where all the imps have congregated.
  488. [08:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I support slapping an imp in the face))
  489. [08:56] <Callum_Heyes> ((Nononono punching would make sense))
  490. [08:56] <Aurora_Surma> (And why do we need one imp alive?)
  491. [08:56] <Callum_Heyes> Instead
  492. [08:56] <Callum_Heyes> I shall charm an imp
  493. [08:56] <Callum_Heyes> Since I was requested to keep one alive
  494. [08:56] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Just trust me. I have a plan))
  495. [08:56] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+2
  496. [08:56] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  497. [08:56] <Aurora_Surma> ( insight to resist
  498. [08:57] <Serket> !roll 1d20-1
  499. [08:57] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
  500. [08:57] <Serket> The imp decides that it will be your new follower, as it doesn't particularly want to die.
  501. [08:57] <Callum_Heyes> end turn
  502. [08:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay leave two alive!"
  503. [08:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "That guy and a different one that DOES want to die!"
  504. [08:57] <Callum_Heyes> "E WOHNT MYND"
  505. [08:57] <Serket> You gain IMP FOLLOWER: Stats: 10/10 HP, 9 AC
  506. [08:58] <Serket> It is now Anas turn.
  507. [08:58] <Serket> !roll 1d20-1 for imp follower initiative
  508. [08:58] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20-1 for imp follower initiative [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
  509. [08:58] <Serket> whelp.
  510. [08:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Levitate closer. How many imps left?
  511. [08:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Other than Callum's new bro
  512. [08:58] <Callum_Heyes> I shall add him to my character sheet
  513. [08:58] <Aurora_Surma> (3)
  514. [08:58] <Serket> ANASTASIA: 17
  515. [08:58] <Serket> 3 Imps: 14
  516. [08:58] <Serket> AURORA: 12
  517. [08:58] <Serket> CALLUM: 6
  518. [08:58] <Serket> KAZUMA: 6
  519. [08:58] <Serket> Imp Follower (Callum): 1
  520. [08:59] <Serket> That is the current turn order
  521. [08:59] <Callum_Heyes> So it is the buddies turn
  522. [08:59] <Callum_Heyes> excellent
  523. [08:59] <Serket> No, it's Ana's.
  524. [08:59] <Serket> Imp buddy doesnt get a turn until next turn (this turn0
  525. [08:59] <Callum_Heyes> k
  526. [09:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Seeking Attack 1 on one of the non-buddy imps
  527. [09:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6+2
  528. [09:00] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
  529. [09:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage
  530. [09:00] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  531. [09:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Then Lift 5 to bring Kazuma's body closer towards Ana
  532. [09:01] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  533. [09:01] <Serket> It is now Imps turn.
  534. [09:02] <Serket> The Imps attempt to attack Callum's imp-buddy.
  535. [09:02] <Serket> !Roll 3#1d20-1
  536. [09:02] <`DICE> Serket rolled 3#1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
  537. [09:02] <Serket> !roll 2#1d4-1
  538. [09:02] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2#1d4-1 [ 1d4=2 ]{1}, [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
  539. [09:02] <Serket> Imp buddy takes 1 damage. He now has 9/10 HP.
  540. [09:02] <Serket> It is now Aurora's turn.
  541. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> I attack the imp that dealt 1 to our friend
  542. [09:03] <Callum_Heyes> "NOE EHMP FREHND E WAHS SOE YUHNG"
  543. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  544. [09:03] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  545. [09:03] <Callum_Heyes> "now wayteh es fyne"
  546. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> 4 dmg
  547. [09:03] <Serket> You attack the air.
  548. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> then I punch the same imp
  549. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  550. [09:03] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  551. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> ...
  552. [09:03] <Aurora_Surma> end turn
  553. [09:03] <Serket> The imp that you attacked was apparently as weak as a kitten though.
  554. [09:03] <Serket> Because it exploded into grist.
  555. [09:04] <Serket> Two non-buddy Imps remain, and it is Callums turn.
  556. [09:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "Leave one of them alive, Cal!"
  557. [09:04] <Callum_Heyes> I grab one of the imps in a bear hug
  558. [09:04] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+8
  559. [09:04] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+8 [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
  560. [09:05] <Serket> !roll 1d20-1
  561. [09:05] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  562. [09:05] <Serket> You grab the imp
  563. [09:05] <Callum_Heyes> I attempt to put him into my sylladex
  564. [09:06] <Serket> You cannot do so.
  565. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> darn
  566. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> I then tell imp friend
  567. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> "goe dohwn stayers etll b ovah sewn budeh"
  568. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> and end my turn
  569. [09:06] <Aurora_Surma> (( strangle dmg?
  570. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> nah
  571. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> Not using the strangler
  572. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> bear hugging
  573. [09:06] <Callum_Heyes> thats why its 8 not 10
  574. [09:07] <Serket> Imp buddy walks down-stairs.
  575. [09:07] <Serket> It is now Anas turn.
  576. [09:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Lift Kaz and myself closer together
  577. [09:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Can I reach her yet?
  578. [09:07] <Anastasia_Locke> 20 feet each, so...
  579. [09:08] <Serket> You may reach Kaz.
  580. [09:08] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor action, shoot whichever imps looks more hurt
  581. [09:08] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+6
  582. [09:08] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
  583. [09:08] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4
  584. [09:08] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  585. [09:08] <Serket> None of the imps look very hurt.
  586. [09:08] <Serket> Because the ones that were hurt are dead.
  587. [09:08] <Serket> Or enslaved.
  588. [09:08] <Serket> But the attack hits nonetheless, end turn?
  589. [09:08] <Anastasia_Locke> No.
  590. [09:09] <Anastasia_Locke> I cast Heal on Kazuma.
  591. [09:09] <Aurora_Surma> :O
  592. [09:09] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 HP
  593. [09:09] <`DICE> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d4 HP [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  594. [09:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "BACK IN ACTION!"
  595. [09:09] <Serket> Kazuma has 1 HP, and is revived.
  596. [09:09] <Aurora_Surma> (( is that a cantrip?
  597. [09:09] <Serket> (( Yes.
  598. [09:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((It is indeed))
  599. [09:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((One use per battle))
  600. [09:10] <Serket> End turn now? :P
  601. [09:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey Kaz. :D :D :D"
  602. [09:10] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  603. [09:10] <Aurora_Surma> (get Kaz in here?)
  604. [09:10] <Serket> The remaining two Imps attack Callum.
  605. [09:10] <Serket> (( I dont think matt is on
  606. [09:11] <Serket> !roll 2#1d20-1
  607. [09:11] <`DICE> Serket rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
  608. [09:11] <Serket> Neither hit, I presume.
  609. [09:11] <Callum_Heyes> "HEHHEHE ET TEHKLES"
  610. [09:11] <Callum_Heyes> ((nah i had 13 ac when the battle started))
  611. [09:11] <Serket> It is now Aurora's turn
  612. [09:11] <Aurora_Surma> I hit the imp Ana attacked
  613. [09:11] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3
  614. [09:11] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  615. [09:12] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d10+4
  616. [09:12] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d10+4 [ 1d10=2 ]{6}
  617. [09:12] <Serket> Despite your apparently atrocious aiming abilities, not even you can miss an Imp standing still, the Imp's head is cleaved off, and it's body explodes into grist.
  618. [09:12] <Aurora_Surma> "Can I attack the last one now Ana?"
  619. [09:13] <Anastasia_Locke> "Go for it."
  620. [09:13] <Aurora_Surma> !roll d20+3 to punch the last imp
  621. [09:13] <`DICE> Aurora_Surma rolled d20+3 to punch the last imp [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  622. [09:13] <Aurora_Surma> 1+3=4 dmg if it hits
  623. [09:13] <Serket> The last imp is punched, but does not die.
  624. [09:13] <Aurora_Surma> end turn
  625. [09:14] <Serket> It is now Callums turn
  626. [09:14] <Callum_Heyes> I kick the imp off of the stairs
  627. [09:14] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+4
  628. [09:14] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  629. [09:14] <Serket> (( we have a thing for doing stuff like that
  630. [09:14] <Serket> (( The shove action :P
  631. [09:14] <Callum_Heyes> ((isnt that str))
  632. [09:15] <Callum_Heyes> ((no wait its ath))
  633. [09:15] <Callum_Heyes> ((make that a 10))
  634. [09:15] <Serket> !roll 1d20-1
  635. [09:15] <`DICE> Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
  636. [09:15] <Serket> You fail to budge the Imp.
  637. [09:15] <Callum_Heyes> I kick it but this time instead of attempting to move it I go for the kill
  638. [09:16] <Callum_Heyes> !roll 1d20+4 because this offhand is different to shove
  639. [09:16] <`DICE> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+4 because this offhand is different to shove [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  640. [09:16] <Callum_Heyes> 5 dmg
  641. [09:16] <Serket> You kick the imp, and it finally falls.
  642. [09:16] <Serket> All enemies are either dead, or tamed.
  643. [09:17] <Aurora_Surma> "Good job everyone! And welcome back Kaz"
  644. [09:17] <Serket> Now give me a second to tally up EXP
  645. [09:17] <Callum_Heyes> "nawt evan scahrehd fore ay sehconhd"
  646. [09:18] <Aurora_Surma> 9 imps, 4 ogres, 1 basilisk and 1 lich
  647. [09:18] <Aurora_Surma> EZ
  648. [09:18] <Serket> Everyone gains 121 EXP
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